How to break into Liaozhai

It's all like this, what paperwork should I sign? !

Zhou Zongchen didn't know how to face the situation in front of him, because it was far beyond his ability to bear it, and suddenly a bully popped out and hurt him.

What should he do next?Is it difficult to enter the palace?

He looked at "Wang Rui" with tears in his eyes: "...This must have something to do with you..."

Otherwise, there is no way to explain why the ghost of a father-in-law came to him as soon as he was wanted to be adopted.

He was able to hold the pincers for torture with his fingers before, but thinking about it now, it was simply because he was not an ordinary person.

I'm so stupid, why did I think of this.

He Yun held back his laughter and his stomach ached: "How could it have something to do with me? It must be because of your high position and authority. When you made a big wish, the passing father heard it, and immediately came in to fulfill your wish."

Wang Rui just recovered from the shock, and castrated the court official, can it work?

Zhou Zongchen gritted his teeth, suppressed tears, and said with scarlet eyes, "You are a scholar who knows magic tricks! I will arrest you, put you to death, and exile the whole family!"

He Yun smiled indifferently, opened the door quickly and shouted: "It's not good, my lord is injured, call the doctor quickly—"

With this shout, the servants and guards inside and outside the courtyard ordered to run this way.

Zhou Zongchen was so frightened that he pulled up his pants and wished he could get into the cracks in the ground. If anyone knew what happened to him, he could only commit suicide.

He Yunyi leaned against the door panel, preventing people from outside from entering, and allowed the door panel to be hit, but did not move away.

The people outside kept banging on the door: "My lord—my lord—how are you doing?"

Zhou Zongchen now has two choices, the first is to call someone to come in, arrest the scholar, and execute him for using sorcery, but what happened to him will be made public.

The second is to ask the guards to step down and let the scholar ride on his neck to do his best and keep his secret.

"I... I'm fine, you all stand back! Don't come here without my order!"

The guards outside listened to the governor's voice and obeyed the order to go down.

He Yunyi hugged his shoulders and leaned against the door with a sneer: "Why don't you ask the doctor to take a look?"

Zhou Zongchen swallowed his tears and asked calmly, "Who are you?"

He Yunyi found it interesting: "You don't even know who I am, so you want to adopt me as your adopted son?"

Zhou Zongchen also felt that his question was stupid, yes, how could a high court official want to adopt an ignorant person as an adopted son, he really didn't know how to explain it.

"I...the reason why I want to adopt you as an adopted son...is because I think you are...the reincarnation of my...friend. I don't want to do anything to you, I just hope you stay now, so that I can feel better. "

He Yun did not believe this set of arguments: "We have never met, why do you think I am the reincarnation of your friend?!"

"I, I dreamed about it." Zhou Zongchen recalled the dream that night, vividly: "It's very real... It's like real, I hugged Ziyan, and Ziyan's face became yours, Then the next day my thoughts were drawn by a mind-reading goblin, and I thought that my fate with you was extraordinary..."

Wang Rui snorted, I'm not from this world at all, what kind of reincarnation, you really don't know which trick you've fallen into.

However, even in the middle game, has that magic stick seen himself?Otherwise, the governor would not have dreamed of his face.

He Yunyi's opinion was the same as Wang Rui's: "A dream? A fairy with mind reading skills?"

Dreams are the most implausible thing to do. Immortals can use them, as can goblins and people who know magic, to play with the dreams of mortals at will.

So recently, the gods are more inclined to assign the boys around them to incarnate in the lower realms and tell them in person, instead of using dreams that are easy to forge.

Zhou Zongchen then told what happened before.

Wang Ruining frowned after listening, a father and son performed the act of stealing the fairy fruit, and then performed the mind reading technique?

Isn't it the father and son who met on the street that day? What is the purpose of these two people?Why did you entrust Governor Zhou with a dream, telling him to like himself?Could it be that he was adopted, and they could get some light? This pimp is unreasonable.

"You didn't lie to me, did you?" He Yun snorted coldly.

Zhou Zongchen was not willing to be held hostage by him, but he could only endure it. Who would let things be in other people's hands: "I don't need to lie to you! I really dreamed that you were Ziyan's reincarnation...but now...I don't I think you are two people at all."

He Yun thought with all his heart that the dreaming and mind reading skills must be caused by the father and son. According to the meaning of the official, he didn't know Wang Rui at all before he dreamed about him. If what he said is true, it means The father and son played tricks to ask him to fall in love with Wang Rui, and instigated him to take him as his own.

make it their own?Hmph, you deserve it too!

Thinking of this word, he lashed out at the official again: "It's good that you know clearly." After speaking, he turned to leave.

Zhou Zongchen was stunned, and shouted: "You can't go, I will never pester you in the future, you call that father back and restore me to the original!"

"If you don't recover?" He Yunyi sneered and said, "What can you do to me? Let me tell you, Wang Rui's identity is also fake to me, and I have changed in many ways."

After finishing speaking, he transformed into an old man with a white beard, transformed again into a short, black fat man, turned around again, and transformed into a tall young man.

In the end, it became Zhou Zongchen himself.

After some changes, Zhou Zongchen backed away in fright until he knocked over the table: "You, you are a monster..."

"You can find fault with Wang Rui as much as you want. Now he is studying in his hometown, and everyone around him can testify to him. It will be a shame if you go. However, because of you, Wang Rui's identity can no longer be used. , then I will use your face to continue to walk the world, haha—" After finishing speaking, he strode out the door.

Zhou Zongchen didn't dare to chase after him, he supported the table, grabbed his heart, and kept trembling.

Monster, it must be a monster!

That father and son was not a good thing either. The day after I dreamed of Ziyan, they drew Wang Rui in my dream. They must have peeped into my heart and designed to trap myself.

It must be that they had conflicts with this monster, so they wanted to use his hand to find him.

The trick of killing people with a knife is a common method in the officialdom, how can he not see through it.

"...You all...wait for me..."

But the most important thing now is how he should face the rest of his life.

He has become a monster, an official of the imperial court, if it is known that his body is incomplete, it will definitely not work.

He wished he could die, but he couldn't really die. How could he give up the power and wealth in his hands until the last moment.

"Come... come!" he roared.

The servant's guard outside immediately ran in: "My lord." Huh?Didn't the adults go out just now?

"...Catch me the father and son of the Bai family who are performing arts!"

"Yes!"

Zhou Zongchen had the urge to relieve himself at this time, although he really didn't want to feel sad, but there were three urgencies that were unavoidable, so he gritted his teeth and went to relieve himself.

Fortunately, there was still a small hole underneath, and as a result, he drenched his pants all over at the very beginning.

He almost collapsed, and vowed in his heart that no matter what the price was, he must recover.

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Wang Rui followed He Yun out of the governor's house, and after waiting for a while, there was a whistling wind in his ears. He looked up and saw a bean-sized house below, and the two of them were flying high in the sky.

At this time, He Yunyi took him out and put it in his hand: "Isn't this interesting?"

Wang Rui thought, looking at your angry expression, it doesn't seem very interesting, what's the matter?

He glanced down in fear: "...um... so many emperors pursue flying in the wind and fail, and I'm considered a rare treatment in the world."

After finishing speaking, he felt that the two of them fell straight down, while he slowly left He Yunyi's palm, and his body floated up in the air.

But because He Yunyi will definitely protect him, he is not afraid in his heart, but enjoys the moment of floating without gravity.

When He Yun saw that he was having fun, he thought proudly, that's right, what's so great about a broken governor, even the emperor wants to be a fairy.

Wang Rui had a good time, but seeing that the distance between himself and the ground was getting closer and closer, he couldn't laugh: "I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall!"

He Yunyi covered him with his hands, waited for him to fall to the ground, put him down and made him bigger.

Wang Rui saw that the two of them were in a beautiful place with lakes and mountains, which was very pleasant.

He Yunyi sat down first, then grabbed his hand, and pulled him to his side: "After I threatened you like that just now, that bastard will never look for you again."

"Yeah, he must think you are a monster, and 'Wang Rui' is just your stolen identity." As long as the family is not implicated, this matter will be settled: "But... Father Zai... you conjured it up Bar?"

He Yun was noncommittal, only snorted a few times triumphantly.

"Isn't the governor's stuff here with you?" Wang Rui grinned, "What do you plan to do with it?"

"I'll return it to him in five years. I'm just playing tricks on him. I can't let him be buried without a whole body." He didn't want to get too involved with such a fateful court official.

It's so ruthless to tease once, but what if you tease twice, Wang Rui feels chilly, everywhere.

"Oh, I didn't expect that it was Rouge who died." Wang Rui said, "She learned spells before and jumped around, so she died in a blink of an eye."

"I suspect that the father and son may have taught Rouge's magic. After a while, I will go to the underworld to find her soul and ask who killed her."

I always feel that these incidents are inextricably linked, the father and son performing arts, the governor, and Rouge, the three must be related.

It is said that the old man Qingtian in the Song Dynasty could interrogate ghosts. He ascended to the hall at night and called the ghosts. He could find out who killed his life just by asking. Asking the deceased to speak and testify against the murderer is tantamount to cheating.

Wang Rui felt sincerely: "It's so convenient to be able to ask ghosts."

"That's right, how can a mediocre official in the world do this?! What kind of prefect and governor are just ordinary people! This kind of person dares to covet you, it's disgusting."

Yoyo, this sour smell, Wang Rui wanted to laugh but didn't dare, pretending to be disgusted and said: "Generally, you are in your twenties when you are admitted to Jinshi, and you just passed the exam, and you don't have real power and official positions, and you will be a high-ranking person , I’m getting old, I’m full of bureaucracy, I feel greasy when I think about it. It’s disgusting.”

He Yunyi agreed very much in his heart. These words were scratching his itch, and he couldn't help but bowed his head and smiled next to Wang Rui's ear: "I praised you for your delicate thoughts, and I'm not wrong."

After finishing speaking, he was taken aback for a moment. What Wang Rui said was exactly what he wanted to hear. Does it mean that what he was thinking had already been seen through by him at a glance?

Did he already know him so well?No way, he felt that his thoughts were quite deep, and it was not so easy to guess.

However, it doesn't matter, he also "cheated", Wang Rui certainly didn't know that he had a flower on his shoulder.

Wang Rui saw him frowning for a while, pondering for a while, and nodding firmly for a while, not knowing what he was doing.

He can see through his thoughts, only on the level of whether he eats sour vinegar, and he can't see through the rest.

His shots are always unexpected, especially when it comes to teasing people. Who would have thought that he would eunuch the governor as soon as he made a move?It also made up a special castration for the father of the father, black humor.

He Yun saw that the flowers on his shoulders were growing gratifyingly, and he hasn't flinched recently. Maybe he has to thank these troublemakers.

Wang Rui was worried about the murder case these days, and he didn't rest well in He Yunyi's sleeve. At this time, the sun was warm on his body and the grass was soft. He couldn't help stretching himself, and lay down with his hands behind his head. After getting off, he took a short nap, felt a noise beside him, opened one eye, and saw He Yunyi's sleeping face.

He suddenly felt a warm current in his heart, if only he could stay like this forever.

When he woke up, he found that he had shrunk again. When he got out of his sleeves, he saw that the surroundings were covered in white mist, and the sky was so dark that the sun could not be seen.

The stalls on both sides of the street in front of you are displaying various pastry dishes, but there are no customers, so it looks very deserted.

"Ghost messengers will bring ghosts over tomorrow, so they are destined to have no business today." A woman missing an arm sighed, and then said to the shop, "Your name is Rouge. , if the two of us can grab the stump, we can leave here. Now you sweep the road in front of the door."

Wang Rui blinked, this place should be... Wild Ghost Village... the place where the souls who were bitten with missing arms and legs in Vigou Mountain and Jinji Ridge came here, pretending to do business to rob other ghosts.

Did Yan Zhi also lose her limbs, so she came here to wait?

At this time, a girl walked out of the shop with a broom, it was Rouge, and Wang Rui saw that she was missing one of her eyes, and she was looking this way in the dark.

When she saw He Yunyi, she turned around and ran away without saying a word.

"Definitely!" He Yunyi walked up to her: "You haven't reported to Yan Luo Palace, just right, so you don't have to go through the judge before you can be taken away. I will take you to the magistrate now, and you can explain to him who is harming you. murderer. How are you?"

At this moment, Yanzhi felt that she could move. She understood his purpose and didn't want to run away: "...I scolded you, why do you still help me?"

"Because of your death, the government thought it was Wang Rui who killed you. I just want you to make it clear and don't drag him down."

"Wang Rui? Oh...it's Prince Wang..." Yan Zhi suddenly smiled, feeling that it was a long time ago: "After that, can you let me meet my father again?"

He Yun nodded, and seeing that Yan Zhi agreed, he took out the bottle and put her in it.

In the blink of an eye, Wang Rui felt the light again. Although it was moonlight, it was bright and white hanging in the sky. Even if it wasn't sunlight, it was a hundred times stronger than the underworld.

He Yunyi took Yan Zhi's soul to the backyard of the magistrate's yamen, searched among the women in each court for a while, and finally found the prefect Yichuan who was sleeping soundly with his concubine in his arms.

He Yun lifted his foot and kicked his arm: "Hey! Hey!" Seeing that he was unconscious, he crushed his fingers hard.

After a pig-killing howl, the prefect sat up: "Who stepped on me?"

Standing in front of the bed was a female ghost with disheveled hair and a pale face. She only had one eye, and looking carefully, it seemed that her body was still oozing blood.

"...I'm Bian Yanzhi..."

"Mother, it's haunted——" the magistrate pushed the concubine next to him hard, but the concubine continued to sleep as if she was dead. He was so scared that he pulled the quilt to protect his chest: "You, don't hurt me—I and I You have no vengeance."

He is afraid of ghosts, from childhood to adulthood.

"...Father and son who performed heavenly stealing fairy fruits on the street. They knew magic tricks and made me smaller...then...the governor thought I was a goblin...and threw me to death..." Yan Zhi said sinisterly: "My lord ...You have to make the decision for the daughter of the people..."

"I know, I know!" The magistrate covered his face with the quilt, "Please, leave quickly."

He was trembling with fright, and after a long time, he quietly peeked through the cracks of his eyes, and the female ghost had disappeared.

He lay down on the collapsed bed, father and son of entertainers?Governor?If what she said is true, the former is easy to say, but the latter doesn't even think about it, then it's the governor, and besides, it's a miss, how to catch it? !

However, it is very dangerous that the father and son of entertainers can shrink people to drive entertainers. If one day they take action against officials and wealthy gentry, wouldn't it be terrible.

Such people should be arrested and imprisoned as soon as possible, and they cannot be kept.

Early the next morning, he ordered the father and son to be arrested, and news soon came that they had been called to the Governor's Mansion by Mr. Zhou.

The magistrate was frowning, what should I do, he promised that female ghost to be the master for her, if he can't catch the governor, at least catch a busker, if he can't catch any, will she come to him again?

But at this time, in the governor's mansion, Zhou Zongchen's eyes wandered around the father and son, and then fixed between them, not looking at any of them.

"I know that you are not simple, but I am not a fool. Tell me, what do you want to achieve with this officer?"

Bai Guangping smiled apologetically and said, "We fight for promotion to the common people, we perform art to beg for food, we really don't understand what you say."

Zhou Zongchen sneered and said: "You used me to fight against that guy pretending to be a scholar, and you caused me a lot of harm, hehe, are you not telling the truth? The two of you know magic, so naturally you are from a certain sect. Sooner or later, you will find out, and then issue a notice to destroy your temples and Taoist temples, prohibit all believers from activities, and those who violate them will be sent to prison and exiled. Let's see how long your sect can live. Wu Zong destroys Buddha, I can't destroy Buddha, but you These sects can still do it.”

The door owner is recruiting believers. If the local officials prohibit believers from joining, without the believers and the incense money donated, there will be big troubles.

Bai Guangping was dripping cold sweat secretly, stealing the chicken was not worth the money, and he even drew the fire on himself.

Zhou Zongchen was a little relieved when he saw that they showed uneasy expressions. In fact, he was the most uneasy. He is now an incomplete person.

His idea was that since that person could cut off his things, the father and son of the Bai family who had a grudge against him must also be skilled in magic, and maybe they could help him recover.

So use his hatred to put aside first, and coerce and lure them to help him recover.

"However, having said that, if you are really capable, I love and cherish talents. I have always been eclectic. I will take good care of you and let you build temples and Taoist temples without limiting the number of believers..."

Bai Guangping told himself that he should not be fooled, maybe he was leading a snake out of its hole.

Zhou Zongchen continued: "As for whether you have real skills, I have to test it." He winked to the left and right: "You all go down." Then he said to Huzi: "You go down too."

Bai Guangping said to him: "It's okay, you go down first."

After everyone had gone down, Zhou Zongchen felt overwhelmed: "Do you know Father Zai?"

"What?" Bai Guangping didn't pretend this time: "What is that?"

"A young man who claimed to be the father of the king took my things... If you can do well, I will support you."

Bai Guangping frowned: "I don't really understand..."

Zhou Zongchen put the "facts" in front of him: "Do you understand now? The scholar named 'Wang Rui' ordered Father Zai to treat me like this. Should this be blamed on your sect?"

Bai Guangping stared at it for a few times, but soon realized that he was impolite: "I don't know what kind of father-in-law, but I can solve the problem of adults. If you don't mind it, I can change it for you, human, donkey, For horses, pick whatever you want."

"Really?" Zhou Zongchen's eyes lit up: "Don't lie."

"It's not a big deal." Indeed, transferring limbs can be said to be the simplest spell.

Zhou Zongchen wiped his sweat, great, he was saved, maybe it was a blessing in disguise: "Then don't delay, let's do it quickly."

Bai Guangping said: "...My lord, you have to tell me which one you want to replace? A mule or a donkey? Or a horse?"

"..." Zhou Zongchen thought for a while, and ordered: "Donkey's will do."

At this time, outside the door, He Yunyi and Wang Rui used the invisibility technique to bend over to eavesdrop on the conversation inside, they couldn't figure out the details of the other party, and they were afraid that they would be discovered if they got too close, so they eavesdropped outside the door to be on the safe side.

He expected that after taking the governor's things, the governor would definitely seek the help of the father and son, so he just had to sit back and wait in the governor's mansion, and he would be able to see the father and son.

Sure enough, everything was as he expected.

Now, when He Yun heard that the official wanted to pick up the donkey's goods, he thought angrily, I cut it off for you, and you still want to find a substitute?You are so beautiful!

Originally, you were honest and would pay it back to you in five years, but now let’s wait ten years.

Wang Rui's ears are not very good, Yun Yiling can only hear something vaguely, what kind of donkey or horse, and wonders in his heart, what is this for?

After waiting for a while, Bai Guangping led a donkey in. Curious, he poked a hole in the window paper, peeked in, and suddenly felt that his eyes were so hot that they were about to cry. He rubbed them hard, wishing to find water to wash them.

Curiosity killed the cat, I almost went blind.

He Yunyi looked at Wang Rui angrily and amusingly, telling you to look blindly.

Wang Rui turned his head and closed his eyes, speechless.

Soon, Zhou Zongchen laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, I will reward you greatly."

Zhou Zongchen in the house was very happy, not only lost and recovered, but also better than the original, it was a blessing in disguise, the smog that covered his heart all day and night was swept away, and he laughed wantonly.

Suddenly, there was another young man in the house at some point, and it was the father-in-law.

"Hey, I cut it off for you. How can I rob a donkey? What if you ask someone else's mother donkey to do it?" He said and walked towards him.

Zhou Zongchen was so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly, and said to Bai Guangping, "...quick...quickly stop him..."

In Bai Guangping's eyes, Father Ai is not a boy, but a paper doll, and he hit the paper doll without hesitation.

But as soon as he raised his hand, he felt a slam on his chest, and then he flew out and fell to the wall.

But at this time, Zhou Zongchen was knocked down to the ground by that father-in-law again, raised his knife and dropped it, then took something and disappeared.

Zhou Zongchen completely collapsed, howling: "Ah—ah—it's gone again!"

In this world, he must be the first man to be castrated twice in a row.

Bai Guangping got up from the ground, clutched his chest and chased after him, but there were only guards rushing to the courtyard, and there was no figure that looked like an enemy.

Was that blow just now sent by Tian Xuzi... The gap in strength between him and the opponent is too great, there is an insurmountable gap.

Now things have turned out that he is in the light, while Tianxuzi is in the dark, both in terms of strength and situation, are not good for him.

If he doesn't make a good move in the next move, he will surely die.