How to break into Liaozhai

"Wang, Young Master Wang, he's back—" Following the yelling of the boy, the Zhao family and the Wang family stepped out of the house one after another, put on their clothes and shoes, and went to the door to "greet" Wang Rui again.

The reason why the people from the Zhao family came out was mainly to persuade them to fight.

Wang Rui provoked his father to run away from home. Now that he came back, father and son would inevitably fight. As relatives, they had to talk and persuade the fight.

And Wang Yongde, who was rushing to the gate, felt a little bit stuck.

A large group of relatives were watching. This unfilial son came back swaggeringly. If he didn't show his strictness, what would he do in the future?

And the general mistakes are fine. If you don't beat him up for such a thing as broken sleeves, you really can't swallow this bad breath, and you are sorry for your ancestors.

So when he walked out of the house, he picked up the water-carrying pole of the maidservant standing under the window, and rushed all the way to the gate.

But "Wang Rui", who didn't know what to do, stood there cheerfully, waiting to meet his parents with their heads hugged.

Soon, he saw Wang Yongde's figure appearing not far away, followed by Mrs. Zhao, and kept saying, "Forget it, forget it, he's back."

Since he replaced Wang Rui, he had to do better than Wang Rui, so he immediately knelt down on his knees: "Father, if I don't talk back to you, I will make you angry."

When he made such a statement, Wang Yongde must have lost most of his anger, forgive him, he thought this way, but he didn't want the next moment, the board would still fall on him.

When he looked up, Wang Yongde said fiercely: "What did you do wrong, don't you know? Kneel down, will I forgive you?!"

When he was in a daze, the plank rained down on his back and head, causing him to run away with his head in his arms.

Mrs. Zhao felt distressed watching from the side, and persuaded from the side: "Okay, stop beating, he knows he was wrong."

Wang Yongde didn't care, he had vowed long ago that he would teach his son a lesson, but now that someone came out, how could he be spared.

What is going on? !He was beaten all over his head, which was a little inexplicable.

At this time, people from the Zhao family also arrived, pulling Wang Yongde who pulled Wang Yongde, who pulled "Wang Rui" who pulled "Wang Rui", and finally separated the father and son.

Wang Yongde pointed at his son and scolded: "Don't think this is over!"

How much hatred is there, why do you keep beating yourself?He was a little confused, at this moment Qing Yuan walked up to him to check his injuries, he pulled his "sister" and asked, "Why is dad so angry? I can't do it even if I kneel down."

Qing Yuan was stunned for a moment, wondering if you don't remember what you have done yourself: "Are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid, you said you want to be with He Yunyi, and your father has no grandson to hug, of course you are angry."

He was stunned, holding his head for a while before he came back to his senses, he knew that Tian Xuzi had made a huge mess for Wang Rui in the past few days, but he didn't know that Wang Rui actually confessed to his family.

He thought that Wang Rui left home because he had a conflict with his parents. Young people, how could they not quarrel with their parents, but he never expected that he would have a showdown.

However, judging from the attitude of the Zhao family, the news should not have spread, as long as the situation can be restored with the Wang couple.

First of all, he wanted to wash away his bad reputation of having broken sleeves, so he immediately said loudly: "I came back this time to marry Miss Xiuwen!"

As soon as this remark came out, the Zhao family rejoiced and saw "Wang Rui" as shining gold in the dark night.

But Wang Yongde, his wife and Qing Yuan were stunned in place in the cold wind.

Mrs. Zhao felt a chill in her heart, and thought sadly, it's over, it's over, her son was abandoned by He Yunyi, and she wanted to turn around and go back to live a normal life, so she said he was going to suffer, and it was really a disadvantage, alas, alas, my son.However, if he wants to marry Xiuwen, if it's a real bridal chamber, wouldn't the girl be just a display?

Qing Yuan bit her lip, brother, you shouldn't be the kind of person who harms others just to escape yourself, and you don't like women, so why marry Xiuwen? Isn't that harmful?

Wang Yongde was in a mess, and then a burst of anger erupted in his chest. Although the broken sleeve was unbearable, but in order to cover up his evil deeds, he harmed an innocent woman.

He immediately broke free from the shackles of his left and right relatives, raised his pole and hit his son.

"Wang Rui" was stunned, why did he say that he had returned to normal, and he still had to be beaten? He stepped back, not wanting to step on the feet of Zhao's relatives behind him, fell backwards, and sat on the ground. At this time, Wang Yongde was holding a pole When he came to him, he said, "I must break your dog legs!"

With a click, the shoulder pole broke, but "Wang Rui" also grinned his teeth in pain, rubbed his hands on his calf, and raised his head complainingly: "What is this for?"

"Your boy has tough bones!" Wang Yongde was puzzled, and went up to step on his son a few times.

Mrs. Zhao hurriedly came over to persuade: "If you have something to say, if you beat him away, he really won't come back, what should you do?!"

Qing Yuan turned her head and looked at her brother complaining: "How can you say such things as marrying Miss Xiuwen?"

"Why can't I say it? I just want to marry her, and I want to propose marriage to her."

After hearing this, Wang Rui and his third uncle said happily, "That's kind, I recognize you son-in-law."

At this point, Wang Yongde couldn't care less, he slapped his thigh, pointed at his son and said, "I won't allow you to harm other girls! I heard from your mother that you can't be humane to women."

Everyone's eyes fell on "Wang Rui". He originally thought that he would be able to sit back and relax after solving the problem, but he didn't expect Wang Rui to leave him such a mess.

He cursed Wang Rui angrily, unconsciously, his cheeks swelled slightly, he suddenly realized something, quickly held his breath, and put his cheeks back, he couldn't be angry, at least not now.

"I, I have changed, and Miss Xiuwen and I are in love with each other. If you don't believe me, ask her, if I am willing to marry, and she is willing to marry, you have to agree to this marriage."

"I don't agree, no way!" Wang Yongde flicked his sleeves: "I don't know what kind of idea you are playing, but let me tell you, don't think about it."

"Wang Rui" held his breath, and kept flapping his nostrils, he was really mad, Wang Rui was sent to the moon by him, why there are so many obstacles.

At this time, he caught sight of Xiuwen looking at him from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help mustering up his courage again. He couldn't back down, so he kowtowed to the third uncle of the Zhao family and called "father-in-law".

Uncle Zhao looked at Wang Yongde and then at "Wang Rui": "This... this... is what your father said true?"

"I was talking nonsense to anger him!"

When Mrs. Zhao heard this, she became more and more dissatisfied with her son. She noticed that he and He Yunyi were making love in the garden, so it became nonsense again.

So he also walked up to his son, stepped forward and twisted his ear: "I felt pity for you just now, but now I see you are so angry and talking nonsense? You were caught by me because of that incident." Now, don't make excuses."

What is it?He couldn't figure it out at all, and couldn't help thinking seriously, could it be that Wang Rui and He Yunyi were caught in bed by Mrs. Zhao?

God, how much trouble did Wang Rui cause? !

Uncle Zhao also hesitated when he heard his sister say this: "Nephew, explain it clearly to your mother first, and then come to propose marriage." After saying that, he walked into the house with his sleeves in his hands.

The others also gave a few words of symbolic persuasion, and then left one after another.

The four members of Wang's family met each other's eyes, Wang Yongde said: "I don't allow you to do anything foolish!" and walked away, Zhao shook his head at his son and sighed: "No matter what you do, you must at least be a good person." gone.

Qing Yuan persuaded in a low voice: "It's getting late and it's cold, stop making trouble, go back and rest first, and talk about it tomorrow. By the way, what about He Yunyi? How are you all?"

"Wang Rui" said with grief and indignation: "Leave me alone!"

Qing Yuan smacked her lips, so she had no choice but to take the maid along with her.

Leaving him alone in the ice and snow wants to cry loudly, Wang Rui, you hateful dead Longyang!

But soon, he felt the bone-chilling cold. He shrank his neck spinelessly, hugged his shoulders, and ran into the house. Because Wang Yongde slapped his leg firmly, he ran so fast that he couldn't help feeling a little painful. .

Seeing no one around, he jumped up with one leg, jumped more than ten feet with a few swishes, and hid in the house.

In the next few days, he came to see Wang Yongde and his wife again with a "devil heart". After being scolded, the two even decided to move out of the Zhao family and settle elsewhere.

He was so angry that his eyes popped out, and he walked on the road with a fierce look on his face. These two old guys toasted and didn't eat or drink fines, so it's better not to do one thing and to stop...

No, no, if the parents disappear, the children will not be able to get married smoothly.

Otherwise, let your own clansmen come over, change into the appearance of these two people, and be your own fake parents, oh hehehe.

Suddenly, a burly man appeared in front of him. He rushed towards him with a face of pain, and grabbed his shoulders tightly: "Wang Rui, tell me a sweet word, how many days will this day last? I heard yesterday Said that you want to marry Xiuwen, if you don't help me get rid of this, I'll go and tell her that you have an affair with me, and you are like a young man, let's see who can fight the other, and the worst is to die."

Although he didn't understand what Zhao Anren was talking about, it was obviously Wang Rui's debt. He swallowed twice: "Are you going to say such things to Xiuwen? How could I forgive you?"

He just happened to be angry with Wang Yongde and his wife now, he was worried that he had nowhere to vent, Zhao Anren bumped into him just in time.

He opened his huge mouth, spit out a sticky air bubble, and surrounded Zhao Anren.

Zhao Anren suddenly felt that the surroundings were different. When he opened his eyes, he was in a bubble. He struggled in surprise, but he couldn't break free. As the bubble became tighter and tighter, his body slowly curled up, and finally he was like a baby. Ordinary was wrapped in air bubbles, and at the same time fell asleep due to the miasma.

"Huhahuha—don't try to slander—" He rolled up the bubble with his tongue, and the bubble shrank to the size of an egg at the tip of his tongue. He put it in his mouth, gulped it down, rubbed his stomach, and left up.

Afraid of the cold, he walked as fast as possible to the courtyard where Xiu Wen was, and he called the servant girl to give her a message and called her out.

When Xiu Wen saw him, her eyes were red and she said, "Tell me the truth, have you broken your sleeve?"

"How could I be a broken sleeve? You are all mine."

"Maybe you, like Brother An Ren, like both women and men. You came to me just to have an heir." Xiu Wen poked at him, trying to find out the truth.

"I don't like men, I swear to God, if I am as good as Long Yang, I will be struck by lightning!" He is him, not Wang Rui.

Only then did Xiuwen smile with tears in her eyes: "Then I still believe you, cousin, I thought about it last night, if you lie to me, I will take your child and jump into the well."

"my child?"

Xiuwen nodded shyly, but in an instant, sorrow climbed up her brows again: "So you have to convince your parents to let me pass as soon as possible, otherwise I will only... die, woo woo, I have no face to live."

He stretched his neck, swallowed, grabbed her hand and said, "Come with me!"

Under the watchful eyes of maids and servants along the way, they arrived at the room where Wang Yongde and his wife were staying.

The couple had just finished scolding their son, and they were trying to calm down. They didn't want him to come back and brought Xiuwen with them, so they couldn't help wondering: "What are you going to do?"

"Son" pointed at Xiuwen: "She has my child, we must get married! Stop talking nonsense."

Wang Yongde and Mrs. Zhao looked at each other in dismay. Then, Wang Yongde tremblingly got off his chair and came to his son with complex emotions in his eyes.

Hehe, I knew that this hometown would pass on the family line, and Xiuwen had a child, so he recognized it.

After thinking about it, a slap fell firmly on his face, and he was stunned: "Why did you hit me again?"

"I'm beating you bastard. If you don't have children, you will have no children, but you can't let the blood of the Wang family be confused! Let me just say, why did you suddenly change your sex and come back to marry Xiuwen? It turns out that you are raising a son for others. Tell the truth, you have been favored by someone to support his wife and children.

Or, do you think I'm crazy and would rather have an outsider as my grandson? Wang Yongde raised his hand and slapped his "son" again, but this time he missed it.

"No! This is my child."

Mrs. Zhao also stood up angrily: "Could it be that you are going to ask Bixia Yuanjun to give you a son, we can't have another child to continue the incense, so you came up with such a ghost idea, get a child of unknown origin to recognize your name Next, as your child? Must be, must be.

Oh my god, aren't you usually very smart?How could you come up with such a stupid idea? Let me tell you, if there is no one in our Wang family, all the property will be given to your sister's children, and not to any inexplicable children! "

At this moment, Xiuwen couldn't bear it anymore, and cried: "This child belongs to Cousin Rui!"

Wang Yongde and Mrs. Zhao didn't believe it at all: "We won't say anything ugly, but we will never admit that the child in your womb is the incense of our Wang family."

Xiuwen stomped her feet, covered her face and ran out crying bitterly, "Wang Rui" also chased after seeing this.

After a life-and-death "entanglement", he spit out a mouthful of miasma, which made people numb and temporarily calmed down.He made up his mind, anyway, Xiuwen likes Cousin Rui, as long as he keeps pretending to be Wang Rui, there will be no problem, since he is not short of money, he may as well elope with her.

Originally, he wanted to live a good life as Wang Rui, but who would have imagined it? The reality made it impossible for him to truly "occupy the magpie's nest".

Anyway, when the time comes, she will have a lovely brood of eggs, and staying at home will cause panic.

Thinking of this, he asked Xiuwen to wait for his news at night, and took her away from home.

Xiuwen was reluctant at first, but she couldn't hide her stomach, and she didn't know if it was her illusion, but she always felt that the degree of abdominal distension changed obviously within a day.

On the first day of the full moon, "Wang Rui" got ready, wrapped in a thick cloak, and quietly closed the door to find Xiuwen.

But when he didn't want to go out, he saw Wang Yongde and Mrs. Zhao rushing in the corridor.

He's about to collapse, who is the monster? Why does his liver tremble when he sees this couple now? !

He was filled with grief and anger, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he might as well wrap them in the bubbles, and get quiet.

"Rui'er, Rui'er—look at the moon—" Wang Yongde pointed at the sky happily: "If it's the will of the heavens, we mortals can't be harsh on you any more. So you should also think about it, there is really no need to help you." The family adopted a son to pretend to be the heir of the royal family."

He hardly looked at the moon, he was really disgusted with the moon, but at this moment, he followed Wang Yongde's finger and glanced at it.

I saw six words clearly written on the moon: Love between men and women is innocent

His big mouth burst open in surprise. Fortunately, Wang Yongde and Mrs. Zhao didn't notice it because they only looked at the moon, so he quickly closed it again.

Needless to say, it must be that brat Wang Rui who did it!

Apart from him, there is no one else, neither the honest Wu Gang nor the silly rabbit would have such a ghostly idea.

How to do how to do?People in the Heavenly Court will definitely go to the Moon Palace.

A drop of cold sweat trickled down his icy skin.

Why did this Wang Rui cause trouble for him?

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"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha——" the rabbit's loud laughter resounded on the surface of the moon, and it flew into the air to admire its own calligraphy: "Perfect! Perfect!"

Wang Rui grabbed its ear and smiled triumphantly: "The mortal world must have seen it all. I really want to see how their faces turn green when they see the moon. I don't know if the emperor will call the ministers to discuss it overnight. Try to figure out the will of the heavens. Keep this for a while, and when the next full moon comes, we will write that daughters are not guilty, do you think so?"

"It's all up to you." The rabbit slowly fell to the ground: "I laughed too much, I need to drink some wine to moisten my throat, Wu Gang, is there any sweet-scented osmanthus wine?"

Wu Gang came over with an ax on his shoulder, with a worried look on his face: "Jade Emperor will blame you for your reckless behavior."

"Blame the blame, blame it, can it be worse than it is now?!" Rabbit said: "Besides, there is no rule in the sky that you are not allowed to write on the moon."

"That's right, there's no rule! We didn't kill or set fire. Besides, God Rabbit is in charge of same-sex love in the mortal world. It's reasonable for him to write these six words." Wang Rui echoed from the side.

At this time, Wu Gang's face changed, and he looked not far away and said, "Let's save your remarks for the envoys from the heaven." After speaking, he quickly ran back to the osmanthus tree with his ax on his shoulders, and continued to cut trees. , trying to draw a line with Wang Rui and Rabbit, the two troublemakers.

As soon as Wang Rui and Rabbit turned their heads, they saw a group of people who seemed to be officials from the Heavenly Court coming this way on Jin Yun.

The barrier that the rabbit has been unable to break through for thousands of years is opened in front of these gods, allowing them to step into the territory of the Moon Palace.

When they saw the bright red words smeared on the moon from the sky, they all shook their heads secretly, what the hell is this rabbit god doing.

But suddenly, they discovered that there was a scholar-like person beside the rabbit, and they had a bad feeling in their hearts. Recently, there was one scholar who was well-known in the three worlds. Could it be him?

After the envoys landed, one of them, who looked like a maid, asked Wang Rui, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

"You are finally here!" Wang Rui immediately reported his family name: "I am Wang Rui. I don't know how I ran to the moon. Someone poisoned me."

After hearing this, the envoy of heaven changed his face, and it turned out that it was this scholar named Wang Rui!

Why are you everywhere when you strike the gong and nine times?

Seeing that these gods did not speak, Wang Rui looked at them anxiously, why are they all silent?

At this time, he heard whispers: "It is true that he is not fake. I heard that Tian Xuzi reported that Wang Rui was imprisoned in the Moon Palace, but because he is a soul from another world, he is imprisoned here." , It might not be a good thing, so no one cares about it, I didn't expect that he encouraged the Rabbit God to do such a thing."

"That's right, the Rabbit God has fulfilled his duties for thousands of years, and there has never been such a moth. He must have encouraged him to smear the moon as soon as he arrived."

"Leave these things alone and restore the moon to its original state." At this time, an emissary opened a small bottle, took out a drop of water floating in the air, put it between his fingers, and flicked it to the scribbled text in the distance. gone.

Wang Rui said with a smile: "God Rabbit, these people came at the right time, lest we clean up by ourselves, we can write new slogans."

"Okay, this time, I'll follow what you said, and it's not a crime to write about women." As he spoke, he turned around and left as if no one else was around.

One of the messengers of the Heavenly Court immediately stopped it: "Don't scribble any more words!"

Wang Rui frowned and turned around and said, "The Rabbit God doesn't allow him to go down to the world, and he doesn't allow him to convey his divine will through the air. What about the same-sex lovers in the world? The God of Poverty and the God of Plague can travel all over the world, but the Rabbit who cares about the special marriage It’s too bullying for God to be locked up here, shouldn’t those who fall in love with the same sex be left alone?”

"I work hard all year round, and you still treat me like this?! I'm not allowed to step out of the moon palace to perform my duties. Well, if you don't want me to take care of the same-sex marriage, I can hand it over to Wang Rui, anyway. Now that he has taken the elixir and ascended, I will go to the Jade Emperor to ask for orders and canonize him as a new god, responsible for same-sex love."

Rabbit God's tone was clearly intended to make matters worse.

Wang Rui cooperated with the acting: "It's a good feeling."

"Don't think about it anymore, whoever is the official of the heaven will not be your turn!" In the final analysis, you do not belong to this world.

"That's even better, and be free and comfortable with me as a human couple."

Hearing this voice, Wang Rui immediately smiled, raised his eyebrows, and looked up at the person: "He Yunyi."

The people in the heavenly court secretly breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Tian Xuzi coming, and one of the gods said: "You came just in time, otherwise we would also send someone to call you, and take Wang Rui away quickly."

Our good rabbits were all broken by him.