How to break into Liaozhai

Wang Yongde was so angry that he didn't eat for two days. He was so angry that he couldn't help feeling a little lucky.

Was it because he was too eager to force his son to get married that he made such a plan to deceive himself.

Unexpectedly, his wife said: "I did see him making out with He Yunyi in the garden with my own eyes." He completely gave up thinking about it, paralyzed on the bed, and looked at the sky with empty eyes.

"...I didn't expect to have a son with broken sleeves... Our Wang family is going to have no sons and grandchildren..." Wang Yongde beat his chest: "I have no face to face my ancestors under Jiuquan..."

Probably because he hadn't eaten for two days, his body was too weak, and he was too excited. He stretched his neck, stared at him, and passed out.

Mrs. Zhao hurriedly called the doctor in, and the doctor felt the pulse: "It's okay, I'm too tired, it may not be a bad thing to sleep like this for a while, when he wakes up, feed him some ginseng soup to nourish and nourish."

When the doctor left, Qing Yuan pulled his mother aside to comfort him and said, "My father said too seriously, since my brother doesn't like women, you and my father are not very old, just have another one."

Zhao sighed: "Do you think I don't want to? I broke my body when I gave birth to you. I'm afraid I won't be able to reproduce again. Is it possible that I want to take a concubine for your father?"

Qing Yuan frowned: "It's not necessary. When my brother and the others come back, you can ask He Yunyi if there is any way. I see that many people in the folk can only change their feng shui according to the master's instructions, and their offspring will prosper. There is no reason for that." Yun Yi can't even do such a small thing."

Mrs. Zhao felt better: "I hope. But even if there is another son, he will not be able to replace your brother after all. Another one, as if he can't get married and have children, so we don't want him."

"Mother, my brother won't think that way." Qing Yuan smiled wryly: "When father wakes up, please persuade him not to be angry with my brother. It's better to have a showdown now than cheating into marrying someone else's girl, and then abandoning his wife and children." good."

"Now I can only think so, alas." Zhao looked at Daxue outside the window: "I don't know where he will be."

Wang Yongde had a dream, in which he appeared in a tea house, and he didn't know why he dreamed of this place he had never been to.

Suddenly, there was a Gaiwan tea on the table, Dr. Cha pointed to the table next to him: "That young master ordered it for you."

Wang Yongde saw that the so-called young master was his unworthy son, and immediately grabbed the tea bowl and threw it over: "You son of a bitch!"

"Father, calm down! I'm here to apologize!" Wang Rui dodged the tea bowl and raised his hands: "Don't get so angry."

"Why do you apologize? Is it true that you are good at Longyang?" Wang Yongde roared.

Wang Rui said: "It's the truth." His father was so angry that he yelled and rushed over to beat him, so he hid around the table and said, "Don't be angry, there will be no less places where I should be filial in the future. .”

His father stretched out his hand: "What about my grandson?"

"There must be a grandson!" Wang Rui said: "I've thought it over, I'll ask you for another heir, I know Bixia Yuanjun, she is very good at giving birth, let her give you another son, and then the son will have a grandson, the matter Wouldn't it be resolved?"

Wang Yongde was dubious: "Do you have this ability?"

"...There should be." I dare not insist that it can be done, but the probability of it is very high.

Wang Yongde's tone softened: "Your mother broke her body when she gave birth to your sister, and I'm afraid she won't be able to give birth to her sister."

"Don't be afraid, He Yunyi can cultivate!" Wang Rui said very relaxedly: "It's a trivial matter, as long as the fetus is fully formed, I will pray to Bixia Yuanjun for a soul reincarnation, conceived in October, and the birth will be your new baby." son."

"New son? Your son, do you want us to treat you as dead?"

"As long as you recognize me, I'm still your son."

Wang Yongde's heart was inevitably moved, but he still couldn't swallow this breath: "I don't want to recognize you now, get out!"

If I don't think about it now, I will think about it later, Wang Rui said with a smile: "Then I'll get out first, and you have a good rest." After finishing speaking, he ran out of the teahouse.

Wang Yongde chased him out and saw that it was pitch black outside the teahouse. Just as he was wondering, he woke up from his dream.

Seeing this, Mrs. Zhao ordered her servant girl to help him up, and brought him ginseng soup to feed him herself: "Drink a few sips first, at least I can regain my strength."

Wang Yongde drank a few sips, and slowly said what happened in the dream just now, Zhao said sadly and helplessly: "He thinks beautifully, who is Bixia Yuanjun, can you talk to him?!"

"Although he came up with a remedy, I still miss him!" Wang Yongde couldn't help it, and said bitterly, "Break his dog's legs off!"

Qing Yuan heard her father's harsh words outside the door, the sadness on her brows grew stronger, she turned and walked towards the yard where she lives now.

As soon as they entered the main room for common activities, the sisters of the Zhao family gathered around and asked with concern: "How is uncle's illness?"

"It's almost done." Qing Yuan walked straight to the edge of the kang, put one hand on the kang table, rested his cheek with the other and sighed.

So the sisters gave each other a look: "Then when will your brother come back?"

This is what you want to ask, right? Qing Yuan doesn’t know how to answer. Apart from her parents and herself knowing about her elder brother’s broken sleeve, it hasn’t been widely leaked, and she doesn’t want to make publicity either. gone."

"That's right, father and son can't live overnight, and my uncle has a cousin and a son, how can it not hurt." Xiuying, the youngest daughter of the uncle's family, said with a smile: "Sister Wen, are you right?"

Qing Yuan saw Xiu Wen sitting on the soft couch under the window, embroidering a purse stitch by stitch.

Xiuying went up and snatched it: "Who are you giving it to? It's not Cousin Rui, but he was scared away by you."

"Anyway, it has nothing to do with you." Xiuwen took back the purse forcefully. She is not as good as before. Her cousin is now in love with her. The other sisters who compete with her are all jokes: "It is better to embroider the purse than to call someone's name behind your back." , Throwing Pa Ziqiang."

Xiuying's face was full of embarrassment: "You are really ignorant, I won't talk to you anymore." After saying that, she swung her arm and went out the door.

Qing Yuan sighed in his heart, you guys, if you know that you are jealous because of a broken sleeve, you will regret it.

It was the first time that everyone saw Xiuwen being so strong, and they were a little afraid of her, so they didn't want to touch the moldy head of the purse, but they all guessed that Cousin Rui ran away from home because of her, she was not stimulated, and her mind was not clear Alright.

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At night, someone gently opened the door of Xiuwen's room.

He tiptoed into the house and saw the beauty sitting on the bed alone, he couldn't help being elated, went up and hugged her, after some tenderness.

Xiuwen pushed her away with a smile, rubbing her cheeks and the corners of her mouth: "Really, it happens every time. I feel so cold, so I come to kiss her."

He smiled and embraced Xiuwen's shoulder: "You don't understand the pain of lovesickness."

"What do you mean I don't understand, why don't I?" Xiuwen leaned on his shoulder: "I don't want to be so sneaky, when will we be aboveboard?"

"...um... this..." Tongue tied: "It's almost there."

"You always say it's too late, but it's been a few days. You said you'd make your father suffer, remember this lesson, and follow your wishes more in the future, but your father is sick, so you should stop " Xiuwen raised her head and looked at her cousin slightly: "You just come back and propose marriage to my family, can't we be a serious couple?"

"Well...isn't that good, isn't it very free?"

Xiuwen was stunned for a moment, realizing that her cousin didn't seem to want to be responsible, she immediately pushed him away, and said angrily, "I've given you my body, are you going to throw it away? If I can't get through the door, I can only commit suicide."

"Don't be impulsive, I will definitely marry." He comforted in a scared voice: "Give me some time."

"How long? Could it be a year or so?"

"This... this three or five days..."

It is true that you can wait for three or five days, and Xiuwen smiled: "That's right, they are all from my own family. It's okay for you to be away from home for so many days. Come back and show your face."

He laughed dryly a few times, feeling flustered, wondering when Wang Rui would come back, if he came back, there were two identical people in the family, Xiuwen would definitely find out the truth, and blamed himself for deceiving her, it was really impossible for them up.

There is only one way to avoid future troubles forever: there is only one Wang Rui left in the world.

However, Tian Xuzi is very difficult to deal with, it is indeed a bit of a headache, but he is not helpless.

Xiuwen put her arms around his neck affectionately: "Cousin, are you sincere to me?"

"Of course it's sincere!" Without even thinking about it, he immediately replied: "My heart for you is a lesson from heaven and earth!"

Xiuwen chuckled in his ear: "Then come and marry me openly, and we will stay together forever and never be separated."

Stay together forever and never be separated, he thought silently in his heart, and in order to achieve this goal, he must occupy Wang Rui's identity forever.

Who made Xiuwen love Wang Rui? If he used his real appearance and identity, she would never accept it.

At this moment, a gust of cold wind blew outside the window, blowing the window lattice and rattling, and Xiu Wen shrank into his arms: "Cousin, you really need to hurry up, otherwise my father will betroth me because he is short of money. Give it to someone else."

"How much money is missing?"

"There are thousands of taels." Xiuwen's nose soured: "You must hurry up."

He puffed his nostrils and promised: "This matter is simple, I will send your father a windfall tomorrow, and let him fill in the shortfall first."

Xiuwen couldn't help but put a kiss on his face, but at the same time she became suspicious: "Cousin, you have been here for so long, why is your skin still so cold?"

"It's not cool, don't worry about it."

He was startled, and hurriedly exhaled lightly at her, only to see Xiuwen's eyes glaze over, and he said softly, "Yes, don't get entangled."

Seeing that she was in a daze, he began to take off her clothes, and after a happy ending, he took that breath back, saw that it was almost dawn, and said goodbye to her.

He closed the door, was blown by the wind, and trembled all over, it was really not suitable to go out in this kind of weather, but there was no way, the things Xiuwen told him had to be done.

He kept trembling, came to the upper room where Xiuwen's parents lived, and blew on their faces to prevent them from waking up.

Then he opened his mouth in the center of the ground and spit out a string of copper plates. A steady stream of copper plates emerged from his mouth, and after a while, it became a sea of ​​copper plates.Flowing from the inner room to the outer room, the piles filled the entire house, and the piles on the ground were more than a foot thick, almost reaching the edge of the bed, obliterating the person on the bed.

He felt that these copper coins were almost enough, and left a piece of paper with five words written on it: God bestows prosperity on good people.

Then he pushed open the window, took that breath back, and got out.

Soon, Xiuwen's father woke up from his sleep and found that he was in a sea of ​​copper coins. He hurriedly pushed his wife to wake up: "Money, a lot of money."

"Could it be that you are sleeping stupidly, where is there a lot of money?"

After seeing that it was really copper coins, the couple hugged and congratulated each other: "It's a windfall, it's a windfall!"

He heard the words in the room outside the window, hugged his shoulders, and walked away while thinking about how cold it was.

But although he was cold, he couldn't rest. He had to get rid of Wang Rui quickly and occupy his current identity forever.

It is not difficult to ask my brothers in the clan who are scattered in the ends of the world to inquire about Tian Xuzi's whereabouts, and there will be news within five days at the slowest, and three days at the fastest.

When the time comes to send Wang Rui away... He couldn't help but laugh, so he could sit back and relax.

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Wang Rui and the others thought they had arrived at the Bixia Yuanjun Temple early enough, but there was still a line of people in front of them.

When it was their turn, the incense burner was filled with all kinds of incense. Wang Rui took the thick incense from He Yunyi and offered it to Bixia Yuanjun: "Thank you for your help on He Yunyi's gathering of souls... ...Although it is too much to tease me...well...if possible, please give my parents another son." After finishing speaking, he bent down and bowed.

He Yunyi said boredly at the side: "As long as your mother conceives a fetus, the underworld will assign ghosts to reincarnate. I will help them create a fetus with their own flesh and blood. Why bother?"

Wang Rui didn't trust the underworld even more. If a prodigal ghost was reincarnated, wouldn't it be a crime for his parents?

Bixia Yuanjun, also known as Songzi Niangniang, specializes in giving birth, and the quality of the fetuses that come out of her hand must not be bad.

It doesn't have to be too good, it's generally qualified, and it's fine if you don't lose your fortune.

At this time, I heard a woman in the sky say with a gentle smile: "Why don't you let He Yunyi help you shape a female body and give birth to a child to explain to your parents?"

Wang Rui was stunned for a moment, then looked around. He Yunyi and the Taoist priests and pilgrims in the temple had normal expressions, so it could be seen that he was the only one who could hear.

He grinned: "I'm a man, I don't have children!"

"Then tell me, what kind of brother do you want?"

"Can you order what you want?"

"For He Yunyi's sake, it's fine." Bixia Yuanjun said with a smile: "Is there only one, or just cut off the sleeve?"

Hey, your mouth is also very poisonous, Wang Rui snorted: "Who said that, I have too many requirements, I want a big stallion, whether it is doing business or studying, the business ability must be strong, but the reproductive ability is also strong The kind of younger brother. Is there such a brother?"

"Yes, last year the emperor sent officials to sacrifice to me. A young official from the Ministry of Rituals accidentally stepped on the air and fell to his death. He is now making a document for recording incense with me. If you think it is okay, I will give him to you. younger brother."

To be able to stay in front of Bixia Yuanjun to do things, one must have excellent moral and professional qualities: "He is still useful in front of you, I take it away, I am so sorry." As he spoke, his hand was already stretched out.

"..." Bixia Yuanjun smiled helplessly and sighed, "You, you."

At this moment, Wang Rui saw a white and transparent embryo floating on his palm.

"This is a fetus molded from the flesh and blood of your parents. The soul has already been infused. Just ask He Yunyi to put it into your mother's womb to raise it."

Wang Rui sighed, as expected of a concubine, she did it in one step: "Thank you."

"Whenever you want to help him have a baby, you can come to me again." Bixia Yuanjun laughed, her voice became smaller and smaller, and finally the ending sound could not be heard.

"No day!" He is a man, and he also likes men, never blurring the boundaries of gender.

At this moment, He Yun walked up to him and put away the embryo for him, and the two left the hall,

When going down the mountain, He Yunyi asked him: "I said don't come to beg her, you have to come, what did she tell you?"

"She helped me anyway, so it's right to come and thank her." Wang Rui smacked his lips: "We didn't say anything, and she asked me what kind of brother I want."

"She told me a lot, and asked me if I don't plan to enter the heavenly court, accept the official canonization, and just hang out on the ground like this?"

Wang Rui sighed, it really is a god, he can chat with different people at the same time: "How did you answer?"

"Of course I answered, yes, I won't go." He Yun said: "She persuaded me to go to the heavenly court to accept the canonization and have my own divine title, so that I can govern the affairs of the world and enjoy incense. I said I'm not interested, she I didn't say anything more."

Wang Rui understands, isn't this the same as the imperial examination, getting a title on the gold list, and being an official in the court is of great benefit.If you don't become an official, no matter how good your literary talent is, it will be useless. For example, Tang Bohu has abolished the imperial examination, so he is full of talents and has nowhere to display them.

The most important thing is power. Being canonized by the Jade Emperor, one has the qualification to govern various matters, which is the most attractive.

It turned out that they were all officials.

Wang Rui said: "If you accept the canonization, you will be Sifan if you treat me again?"

He Yun nodded.

There are gains and losses, Wang Rui is a little proud, it seems that he is more important than being an official in the heaven.

After going down the mountain, because the Chinese New Year is coming soon, there are many people going to the market, and the market is bustling. The two of them went shopping for a day and didn't finish shopping. In the evening, they found a hotel to stay and agreed to go shopping tomorrow.

Now that Wang Rui is not short of money, he doesn't need to stay in a small inn, but only chooses the biggest and best guest room.

The dragon blood crystal, Gu Tuzi and the coral tree and pearls given by the Dragon King of the South China Sea are priceless treasures.

"Otherwise, we will use the money to build you a Taoist temple, and you will also start a sect, recruit disciples, and become a patriarch."

He Yunyi sat down next to him, and put his arms around his shoulders: "This is all for the future, now..." He said, leaning over to kiss him.

Wang Rui panicked, could it be that getting rid of him now is the top priority?

He thought of Jin Keyu again: "Hey, you really shouldn't be in a hurry, everything has to be done slowly."

As soon as He Yun heard that there was something in the words, he tilted his head to look at him in puzzlement.

In this silence, the waiter brought tea, and He Yunyi got up to pour the tea, and then brought it back to him: "You coughed just now, did you have a tight throat?"

"Maybe I ate too much maltose, damn it." Wang Rui took the tea and drank it all.

After drinking the tea, Wang Rui breathed a sigh of relief and smiled at He Yunyi: "Thank you."

"Why do you keep saying thank you between the two of us?" He Yunyi said dissatisfied.

Just as Wang Rui was about to speak, he suddenly noticed that the moon outside the window behind He Yunyi was bright and frightening. He didn't seem to have this feeling just now.

Hanging brightly in the sky, it is so white that it makes people panic.

He walked to the window, pointed to the moon and said, "What's the matter, is there someone who wants to seal it? Why is the moon so big?"

"It's not big." He Yun turned Wang Rui's face slightly, and sure enough, he saw that the moon in his pupils was round and bright, which was completely different from what he saw, and it was obviously Shang Xuanyue today.

He made a formula, there were no monsters nearby, and they were not in the magic circle.

According to his current ability, he is absolutely sure of this.

"Ah... I... I'm a little fluttering..." Wang Rui just finished speaking, only to feel that his feet were off the ground, and he looked down, isn't that right? Yun Yi smiled dryly: "Don't scare me, it's not fun, I'm a little scared."

But judging from He Yunyi's surprised expression, he can be sure that this was not done by He Yunyi.

That would be even more terrifying.

When He Yun saw Wang Ruixuankong, he grabbed his arm and wanted to hold him, but he didn't want Wang Rui to shout: "Don't pull me, it hurts too much, and the attraction is stronger over there." The person flew out from the window at once.

"Wang Rui—" He Yun flew out to follow him.

The two flew quickly in the night sky, but this time Wang Rui didn't rely on him, nor on the dragon, but on himself.

The night wind was howling, and Wang Rui was still rising towards the sky. Although it was very exciting, he was even more afraid: "He Yunyi, what's going on?"

"...I, I think your situation...is very similar to..."

"What does it look so special?" He had already flown into the clouds, and the lights in the world could no longer be seen, only the vast night sky. He was too scared, when would this be the end.

You Qi opened his mouth, and his mouth was full of wind, which made him very uncomfortable.

"Like Feisheng..." He Yunyi didn't want to admit it, but Wang Rui's situation was exactly the same as Feisheng's.

"I didn't cultivate immortality." Wang Rui was blinded by the wind.

"In addition to cultivating the Tao, there is another way to become an immortal, which is to take the golden elixir directly and ascend immediately." But such golden elixir is only available in the heavens, and they will not easily reward the human world, so the human world still focuses on cultivating the Tao.

"I ate a lot of maltose today, so it's impossible to have golden pills in it?" Wang Rui yelled, feeling that he was rising faster.

"No, you still drank tea." He Yun said: "In short, don't worry about it, wait until the heavenly court, in short, you may have taken the fairy medicine and ascended."

"However, I want to say that ascension is not during the day, so it is called daytime ascension. I spend most of the night..." Wang Rui asked puzzled.

At this time, He Yunyi also discovered that the direction of Wang Rui's ascension was not the entrance of the heaven, but bypassed them and went to a remote direction.

He had a bad premonition, and immediately said: "You are indeed not flying in the daytime, not flying to the moon at night! This body is gone, I will take out your soul first."

After all, Wang Rui's soul was about to be pulled out of his body with one-handed tactic, but what frightened him was that Wang Rui's soul couldn't be pulled out.

In the process of ascension, the body and soul are one and cannot be shaken.

He gradually hugged Wang Rui: "You can't go!" He wanted to block this powerful force with himself, but suddenly, he was blocked by a barrier, and his back hurt, and then he felt empty in his arms, and Wang Rui Passed through the barrier.

He looked up and saw that Wang Rui had already passed the barrier and continued to go up to the moon.

"He Yunyi ah ah ah—why didn't you follow—" Wang Rui shouted loudly.

Immortals can go anywhere, but the Moon's Guanghan Palace is not allowed to set foot, so a barrier is set up in the heavenly court, and no immortals can pass through.

He Yunyi was blocked by the barrier just now, only Wang Rui who was flying to the moon passed.

He couldn't believe what was happening before his eyes, Wang, Rui, Jing, Ran, Ben, Yue, it's gone!

Where is this going?

He gathered his spiritual power and attacked the barrier, but after a boom that resounded through the world, the barrier did not move at all, and instead he was ejected far away.

At this time, Wang Rui's figure also flew to the Moon Palace, and he could no longer see it.

At this moment, the world is like neighbors, thousands of miles away, at the gate of the Zhao family's mansion in Yuanning Prefecture, looking up at the sky alone, seeing Wang Rui flying to the moon.

He laughed ha ha ha, straightened his clothes triumphantly, knocked on the door, and said to the boy who opened the door: "Quickly go and report, and tell me that my young master Wang Rui is back."

In the future, there will only be one Wang Rui in this world, and that is him.

He thought, and happily stepped into the door.