I am not human

Liao Qingshu got up from the sofa in the field office of the Mountain Management Office, and found that he had changed into dry clothes. The lead gray coat that Qiao Xiren lent him was missing, and it was replaced by Jiufang Ziyan's black coat. A faint smell of tobacco.

Jiufang Ziyan in front of him was angry for some reason, with an ugly expression on his face, as if a comet would hit the earth in the next second, clutching a napkin and refusing to look at him, Liao Qingshu tried to say hello, this guy actually He didn't hear it, and walked out of the door briskly, still reciting the Jiuzi Jue upside down.

Liao Qingshu: "..." What's going on?

Xu Moyi is also in this office, but her state is not normal - she has been walking around in the limited space with her mobile phone, constantly muttering "I will die without regret", " I just said something casually and actually did it", "Long live artificial respiration".The corner of Liao Qingshu's mouth twitched slightly, as if she understood something.

Can you have some common sense?Artificial respiration is not good. Do you have to move it home?You've moved back and you're still a fool, call the funeral home directly!

Jiufang Ziyan rushed in from the door suddenly, snatched Xu Moyi's mobile phone, pressed the screen a few times quickly against Xu Moyi's screams, then heaved a sigh of relief, and threw the phone back to Xu Moyi , yelling at her: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, artificial respiration, I'm calling souls! There are so many pig heads in the world, they will think I have no common sense!"

After speaking, he turned his head to avoid Liao Qingshu's sight, and quickly disappeared.

Inexplicably, Liao Qingshu became a pig again: "..."

By the way, this reaction is a little bit bigger, right?To what extent was he despised...

Xu Moyi was still squatting on the ground crying with his mobile phone in his arms. Liao Qingshu saw that she couldn't care about him, so he got up by himself and walked to the hall.Turning out of the corridor, I saw Qiao Xiren and Fang Zheyi, but Jiu Fang Zhongjun was not there, replaced by Lin Hongle, the inspector of the mountain and sea boundary.At this time, a few hours had passed since the center of the flooded green space, and the other exorcists had already left, and only the two of them stayed to discuss the follow-up matters with the mountain management office.The three of them didn't sit down, they just stood in the middle of the hall, Xiao Hei was on the side typing on the computer, and Jiufang Ziyan was sitting at the desk in the farthest corner in a daze.

From Liao Qingshu's point of view, the three people in the middle just formed a symmetrical pattern with Lin Hongle as the axis. Qiao Xiren and Fang Zheyi stood on the left and right of Lin Hongle, just like a mirror image.

It was only then that Liao Qingshu realized that the two were really similar - not in terms of looks, but in terms of clothing and casual details of movements.The same long sword, the same clothes - not only the uniform lead gray coat of the exorcist, even the shirt inside is the same style.The hair color of the two is also very similar, the only difference is that Qiao Xiren has long hair, while Fang Zheyi's hair is cut short.Liao Qingshu estimated that this might have something to do with his hair being permed by Thor.

Lin Hongle seemed to say something, and the two of them raised their right hands and touched their chins at the same time. The speed and angle were almost exactly the same!

Remembering that Fang Zheyi once said that his hair color was dyed by Qiao Xiren, Liao Qingshu suddenly felt uncomfortable.It feels like Fang Zheyi is deliberately imitating Qiao Xiren.He could tell that Fang Zheyi respected Qiao Xiren very much, but this was too much of a fanatic.

After silently watching for a while, Liao Qingshu found that no matter how imitated, the two people still had some differences: Qiao Xiren's facial features were peaceful and clear, and there was always an elder-like look between his eyebrows and eyes. A gentle smile makes people feel very comfortable.Fang Zheyi's eyebrows are sharp and the corners of his eyes are raised. This appearance is very aggressive in itself, and the corners of his mouth are always hooked up slightly. No matter how calm he looks like Qiao Xiren, he can't hide that faint look. irony.

How did two people with such completely different temperaments collide?Liao Qingshu couldn't figure it out.

As soon as Qiao Xiren looked up and saw Liao Qingshu, he immediately smiled and waved to him.Liao Qingshu was caught peeping and was caught by the rightful owner, feeling embarrassed, she touched her nose and moved over: "Hello, Teacher Qiao."

Jiufang Ziyan who was sitting in the corner suddenly raised his head when he heard the words, and stared at Liao Qingshu in disbelief.Liao Qingshu only felt a slight pain in the back of her neck, and she knew that Jiufang Ziyan was unhappy again.He didn't want to care about the madness of the bulldog, so he continued to greet Qiao Xiren: "Mr. Qiao, are you talking about work?"

Well, the back of his neck hurts more.Jiufang Ziyan, I say you are enough!

"Yeah, I'm arranging the follow-up work. I'll wait for you to come over by the way, or I won't worry." Qiao Xiren said without hesitation, raised his hand lightly, and the low pressure that had been oppressing Liao Qingshu disappeared immediately. "Does your body feel okay?" He patted Liao Qingshu's shoulder, and Liao Qingshu nodded happily: "I'm fine now, thank you for your concern."

Wait - "come here"?

It's not "wake up", but "come here"... Liao Qingshu thought about it, looked around, and blurted out, "Could it be that I'm still in a dream?"

Fang Zheyi looked at him playfully: "Did you find it?"

"Over there." Liao Qingshu pointed to the desk where Jiufang Ziyan was sitting, which was also where he usually used to rest, "The book on that desk should be "Laughter and Forgetting Record."

Hearing this, Jiufang Ziyan picked up the book and looked at it, only to see "Book of Laughing and Forgetting" written on the cover.All eyes were on Lin Hongle, Lin Hongle smiled wryly and said, "Don't look at me, I'm only responsible for constructing the general structure, and Mo Yi is responsible for filling in the details."

Xu Moyi, who was serving the water, was not happy when he heard the words: "Hey, don't blame me! It's just that you said the shape is similar, don't pay too much attention to the details..."

"Wait, wait!" Liao Qingshu hurriedly stopped, and asked, "What's going on now? Am I dreaming? You are all in my dream?"

"We are in Baby Xiaolin's dream, and I will lead the way." Xu Moyi handed the hot water to Liao Qingshu, and said, "Baby, you accidentally fell into one-tenth of the snake's memory when you were unconscious, because Memories and dreams are connected, so Ziyan used artificial...spirituality to pull you here."

"What about me?" Liao Qingshu finally grasped the point, "What about my body?"

"Qingshu, don't be in a hurry..." Qiao Xiren reassured her, and was about to explain, when Jiufang Ziyan said first, "I was carried into a dog bag by a snake."

Liao Qingshu: "...what's the situation?"

"Didn't you fall into the lake?" Fang Zheyi added, "Not long after you went down, Hua Snake took care of Shengyu and packed you together when packing."

Liao Qingshu: "!!!"

"Don't be afraid." Qiao Xiren quickly reassured, "You are not the only one in there, but another girl is also there. You can take care of each other."

"Girl? Who?"

Xiao Hei didn't look sideways and said: "Guan Xiaotong, a certified public accountant, Yiji's girlfriend, is quite tough."

"It's quite sturdy." Qiao Xiren agreed, "At that time, she was also in the center of the green space, and was trapped by the rain. I sent some exorcists to rescue her in the car, and I was discussing with Shengmu how to remove the leaves. She heard it when she threw it into the dog bag, so she pulled out a leaf by herself, swam close to the snake, and jumped in when he was holding Shengyu in the bag...By the way, Xiaotai from Shengyu Di was also put in by the way."

...Very well, this time it is really a dog.

"You just said... the leaves of the holy wood?" Liao Qingshu asked.

"Yes." Fang Zheyi nodded, "This is Shengmu's own suggestion. It is used for positioning and searching."

"So?" Liao Qingshu looked up at the two exorcists in front of her, "Do you need me to do anything?"

"What?" Qiao Xiren was taken aback.

"Otherwise, why do you want Jiufang to pull me over? There must be something for me to do, that's why I did it." Liao Qingshu said firmly, and looked back at Jiufang Ziyan, and his gaze quickly passed over the other party. The brows suddenly frowned, and they returned to Qiao Xiren again, "So tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"It's nothing." Josh Ren said, "We hope you can keep in touch with the exorcist. If you want, I can teach you a little spell..."

"If you want to contact, can you just contact Jiufang?" Liao Qingshu said, taking out the PHS from his pocket, "I have a mobile phone, and I can contact Jiufang no matter where I am."

"Hey, this is quite convenient." Fang Zheyi said, reaching out to take the phone for a closer look, the silent Jiufang Ziyan suddenly stood up, walked over quickly, grabbed the PHS and stuffed it back into Liao Qingshu's pocket Here, he glanced sideways at Fang Zheyi: "Is there anything else?"

Fang Zheyi: "...?"

"Then it's settled." Jiufang Ziyan dragged Liao Qingshu by the arm and led him to his office, "You guys continue talking, I have something to talk to him about."

Liao Qingshu: "No, I still haven't figured it out... Jiufang? Jiufang! Wait a minute!"

Protest is invalid.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he was dragged into his boss's office.

As the brown wooden door was slammed shut, the room fell into silence for a moment.After a long while, Fang Zheyi complained slowly: "What's wrong with this guy? I didn't offend him. He's doing well, what's wrong with him?"

No one answered him.Xu Moyi looked left and right, and finally asked Qiao Xiren: "Do you have anything else to do? If there is nothing else, I will take you out."

Qiao Xiren was about to answer, but Xiao Hei had already spoken first: "Of course there is something, don't they still want to see Mr. Hua Snake?"

"Really?" Xu Moyi asked in surprise.She had been taking care of Liao Qingshu just now, so she didn't know about it.Lin Hongle shook his head, showed a wry smile, and explained to the two exorcists again: "It's really not that I don't want to, but that Mr. Hua Snake really doesn't like to criticize people..."

"Who does he think he is?" Fang Zheyi showed hesitation, "It's just a monster. His scattered soul caused trouble. Does he still want to stay out of it?"

"Who do you think you are?" Xiao Hei said coldly, "It's just a human being. If you can't beat the monsters, you'll send reinforcements everywhere. Do you think you're Sun Monkey?"

Fang Zheyi was speechless for a while, the muscles on his face twitched, and he was about to get angry when Qiao Xiren stretched out his hand to stop him.Seeing this, Xiao Hei laughed for a while, took a pair of headsets and put them on directly.

Fang Zheyi's face became more and more ugly, but Qiao Xiren grabbed his arm tightly.I only heard Qiao Xiren say to Lin Hongle: "If this is the case, then don't bother me, we will leave now."

Hearing this, Xu Moyi immediately put down the cell phone he was playing with: "Ah, then wait a moment, I'll send you out right away!"

After she finished speaking, she straightened her hair casually, put her mobile phone away, and led the two of them through the gate managed by Meng Zhongshan.Following her departure, several furnishings in the mountain management office quickly disappeared, and the small space suddenly became empty.

Lin Hongle watched them leave, sighed, and turned to look at Xiao Hei: "Hua Snake doesn't want to, I just refuse, why are you fighting with them?"

"I can't stand him like this." Xiao Hei took off his headset and snorted coldly, "Do you really think you are the master of all things?"

"Fang Zheyi's thinking is actually correct. The scattered soul came from the snake, and he should have taken the responsibility. It just happened that the snake didn't want to leave the mountain and sea world."

"I know, I just don't like his attitude." Xiao Hei said, "What did you say his name was? Fang Zheyi? It's a good name, and I don't know whose wings you want to break."