I am not human

At 42:[-] in the morning, next to the central flower bed in the center of the green space at the end of Shanlian Road.

Jiufang Ziyan pushed down his sunglasses, and looked coldly at the big tree with a crooked neck in front of him with a gloomy expression that the world was about to perish.

Bai Zhiyu stood anxiously at the side, stretched his neck to look at the nameplate next to the big tree, and whispered: "Brother Ziyan, this is a century-old tree, it is protected, you must calm down..."

"I know." Jiufang Ziyan paused every word, with an uncontrollable killing intent in each meal.Shengmu Mandui, who suffered a thousand knives, left them with fake leaves!

Luckily, he took the time to ask Bai Shiyu to help him perform a divination. Luckily, they searched for the traces of the spell and found a crooked-neck tree that had just matured!

In the middle of the trunk of the crooked-neck tree floated a wrinkled human face, looking old, but speaking in a baby voice that made goose bumps all over the floor: "Both, good morning~"

Hello sir!Jiufang Ziyan wanted to kill even more, so he cut to the chase and said, "Hey, do you know Muman?"

"You mean Master Shengmu?" The old tree replied shyly, "Yes, he came to see me two days ago. I asked him about the marriage, and he took some of my leaves and said My marriage will come to me in a few days..."

She looked at the two handsome men with different characteristics in front of her with shy and expectant eyes, and whispered: "I don't know which one of you is the husband I have been waiting for for a long time?"

Don't think about it, just because of your IQ, you won't be able to get married, honestly find a mushroom to marry!

Jiufang Ziyan rolled his eyes and wanted to leave, but Bai Shiyu beside him looked up at the sky and asked strangely, "Is it raining?"

Jiufang Ziyan stretched out his hand when he heard the words, just as a drop of water fell from a high altitude, brushed the leaves of the old tree and hit his sunglasses.Jiufang Ziyan cursed, took off his sunglasses, wiped them off and put them back on again. In just a short while, the whole world was filled with the sound of rain.

"..." Jiufang Ziyan reluctantly put the water-splashed sunglasses into his coat pocket, raised his eyes and looked around, only to see a darkness, and the overwhelming rain lines intertwined with a terrifying density, firmly holding them together. Sewn in a small space.

"The monster rain is unknown." Jiufang Ziyan's expression became serious, and he asked the old tree, "Are there any monsters around here that can cause floods?"

"Does the Shengyu bird count?" The old tree blinked and said, "I know there is a Shengyu who comes here to walk the dog every day."

"Lying grass, it's that one!" Jiufang Ziyan slapped his forehead suddenly, obviously impressed with that Shengyu, "I said earlier that the residence permit of this kind of disaster beast cannot be approved, but Chongjun just didn't listen! Look, something happened. Bar!"

After he finished speaking angrily, he seemed to have noticed something, tilted his head slightly, closed his eyes, poked out the tip of his tongue, savored the breath in the rain with his taste buds and skin, opened his eyes after a moment of silence and said: "No, no It's just Shengyu, there are other monsters here."

He made a trick to avoid water, took a step back and said: "Bai Shiyu, did you bring any magic weapon, lend me—Bai Shiyu?"

There was no answer, and the only thing he could hear was the sound of the earth-shattering rain.

Jiufang Ziyan turned his head in disbelief, and found that there was no one in his field of vision.

"Husband——" Behind him, the old tree called affectionately to the only remaining "husband", "Be careful not to get drenched in the rain~ come, go further in, someone will block you~"

Jiufang Ziyan wiped his face angrily, feeling that he seemed to have found a reason for Bai Zhiyu to run away.

at the same time.

The exorcist's convoy quietly passed through the fence of a high-end residential area, and stopped neatly under a building.

Qiao Xiren and Fang Zheyi went upstairs together to find Shengyu. Liao Qingshu sat in the car bored, watching the driver bow his head and play games.Suddenly a bell rang, Liao Qingshu took out his mobile phone and looked at it preconditionally, only to find that it was the old-fashioned PHS that was specially used to communicate with Jiufang Ziyan.

Noticing the driver's surprised gaze, Liao Qingshu smiled shyly, picked up the little spirit channel: "Hello?"

"Liao Qingshu!" Jiufang Ziyan shouted at the top of the phone, "Come here, Shanlian North Road Greenland Center! Shengyu is here! Snake is also here!"

"What did you say? I can't hear you clearly." Liao Qingshu frowned and said, "Where are you? Did you go to the mountain and sea world again? You're so noisy."

"I said, in the Greenbelt Center on Shanlian North Road, there are Shengyu and Huashen! These two guys are fighting!"

In the center of the green space, Jiufang Ziyan sat precariously on the trunk of an old tree, watching from a distance the fiery red Shengyu bird hovering in the air, confronting the young man with a giant blue snake wrapped around his body. A little teddy was tied on a dog leash, and was barking to help his master demonstrate.

Both the Shengyu Bird and the Transforming Snake are disaster beasts that can induce floods. When they meet, the water on the ground has spread to the calf in just a few minutes. This is the result of the two deliberately restraining themselves.Jiufang Ziyan was anxious, bit the PHS in his mouth, and climbed to a higher branch.

Old tree: "Husband, please take it easy, don't ride too hard, I can't bear it..."

Jiufang Ziyan slipped and almost fell from the tree.

Liao Qingshu: "Lianxin? Do you want to eat lotus heart tonight? I haven't planned to come back to live yet, so it's no use telling me..."

Jiufang Ziyan sat down on the tree branch and shouted at PHS: "Who told you about it!"

Liao Qingshu heard these words clearly, and immediately said: "You mean you don't want me to go home? I'm fine. You can return the prepaid food expenses for this month to me first."

"Why are you so angry again? Who won't let you come back!" Jiufang Ziyan yelled at PHS, "I said—the snake is on—Shanlian North Road—Greenland Center—"

The old tree shyly said: "Husband, are you talking to my sister? Don't make trouble because of me, it doesn't matter if I don't have a title..."

A cross appeared on Jiufang Ziyan's forehead: "I said, where do you get so much drama?!... Hey, what is that? A woman?"

On the small island in the middle of the man-made lake, a figure of a woman can be vaguely seen, standing in the pavilion at the highest point, looking out while leaning on a pillar.The entire center of the green space was flooded, but the small island where she was located was dry, as if it had been deliberately avoided.

"Hey, husband, don't be so playful." The old tree said shyly and angrily, "I have a family and a sister, and I keep staring at other girls..."

"Shut up!" Jiufang Ziyan finally went crazy, "Can you stop saying a few words?!"

"Who are you telling me to shut up!" Liao Qingshu's voice rose, "Jiufang Ziyan, what do you mean?"

"I didn't tell you to shut up..." Jiufang Ziyan felt very tired, "I just want you to come to the center of the green space...the fucking snake is here! One tenth of the snake is here!! "

"What snake?" Liao Qingshu finally caught some key information, and asked repeatedly, "Did you find the snake? Which green space center?"

The driver who was sitting in front of the game and playing games calmly replied: "Greenland Center, Shanlian North Road."

Liao Qingshu froze for a moment: "...Uh, thank you, your ears are really good."

"You're welcome." The driver remained calm, showing him the long ears on his head, "My dad is Lord Rabbit."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

"By the way." The driver stopped the game in his hand, turned his head and looked at Liao Qingshu seriously, "Let me tell you, your man may have a woman outside, I heard it."

Liao Qingshu: "...huh?"

The exorcist who happened to go upstairs returned without success. Qiao Xiren just opened the car door, and Liao Qingshu didn't care about being surprised that she was "derailed". She turned her head and said anxiously: "I know where the snake is, Shanlian North Road Greenland Center, Jiufang told me!"

"Successful Bird is also there." The rabbit-eared driver added, "I just heard it from their mobile phone."

"Hey, I'm going to do something big this time." Qiao Xiren quickly climbed into the back seat of the car and ordered, "Xiao Zhao, hurry up and go through the underworld! Tell the other cars to follow behind!"

"Okay." The driver unhurriedly took out the walkie-talkie next to the car, summarized the situation at a very even pace, then put the walkie-talkie away firmly, and started the car.

At this time, 3 minutes had passed since Qiao Xiren issued the order.

Liao Qingshu looked suspiciously at the rabbit ears on the driver's head, thinking that his mother was probably a turtle.

The driver drove very safely, did not rush to the red light and did not overtake, and the speed was stable at 40 kilometers per hour.During the period, Jiufang Ziyan called the mobile phone countless times to remind Liao Qingshu and Qiao Xiren to be even more anxious. Finally, when he drove into the underworld, Qiao Xiren couldn't help it. He dragged the driver away, rolled himself into the driver's seat, and shouted into the intercom. He said: "Follow!"

Then he started racing.

"Chairman, you are speeding." The driver who was thrown into the back seat pointed out unhurriedly, "The underworld has a speed limit. If we are caught, we will be fined and the driver will also be deducted points."

"Fuck it, buck it." Qiao Xiren waved his hand with great general demeanor, "Anyway, I don't have a driver's license."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

Qiao Xiren's driving speed is really touching.Liao Qingshu had just touched the buckle of the seat belt when the car screeched to a stop at the gate of the Greenland Center.

Liao Qingshu covered her mouth and nose, suppressed the urge to vomit, and pulled up Driver Zhao who had fallen under the seat, and looked around intently.It was dark outside the window, and the sound of rain filling the eardrums would even give people the illusion of drowning.He opened his eyes blankly, and said in disbelief, "Is this all caused by that snake?"

"Sheng Yuniao probably also has a share." Qiao Xiren said, picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Attention all units! The third and fourth groups go to the barrier to separate the entire center of the green space. The first and second groups will act separately. Go find Hua Snake and Sheng Yu. Where's Fang Zheyi? Fang Zheyi leads the second group, and the first group follows my car!"

Putting down the walkie-talkie, he started the car again, turned to Liao Qingshu and said, "Put a small barrier."

Liao Qingshu: "Huh?"

"Build a small enchantment to surround the car. It's best to float like a bubble." Qiao Xiren puffed up his cheeks and made a vivid metaphor, "This car is not easy to drive in the water. Try it? Just use the one that Jiufang taught you."

"I, I'm not sure if I can do it." Liao Qingshu said unconfidently, took out a red jade and put it on her knees, and made three seals in a row. After a short silence, a pink protective barrier surrounded her. around the car, shaped like a misshapen pear.Liao Qingshu smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, I tried my best."

"It's okay, it's fine." Qiao Xiren said, "Can it float? It can't float... Oh, it's fine, it's fine." After speaking, he took out a handful of soybeans from his pocket, opened the car window, Casually sprinkled out.The little bean jumped out of the window against the rain, and immediately turned into little people shining with golden light, flapping transparent cicada wings, holding up the bubble barrier with a united will.

"That's fine." Qiao Xiren explained while turning the steering wheel, "The water is full of evil spirits, so it's not good to get wet too much. We have different bloodlines, so pay more attention... Hey, what's going on here?"

Liao Qingshu heard the words and looked out, only to see a few thick plant roots bursting out of the stagnant water, like the back of a water monster. "It's probably Muman." He guessed, "Maybe he wants to block the stagnant water? Oh no! Teacher Qiao, go to the right, hide to the right!"

I saw a rhizome like a water monster coming out of the water, one end of its back suddenly lifted out of the water, dangling in the air like the long neck of a water monster, frantically absorbing the rainwater from the sky.Qiao Xiren quickly dodges under Liao Qingshu's warning, but unexpectedly another rhizome on the right is lifted up and hits directly.

Liao Qingshu's enchantment was broken instantly, the villain of golden light turned back into a soybean, and fell into the water with a crackling sound.The car plunged obliquely into the water, Qiao Xiren repaired the barrier quickly, and finally stopped saying "very good, very good".

He said earnestly and earnestly: "Little Liao, it's not enough to have talent alone. For things like enchantment, you still have to practice, you know?"

However, Liao Qingshu didn't have time to pay attention to him.

Liao Qingshu was facing another troublesome problem at the moment—a man with rabbit ears was sitting beside him.

Rabbits are afraid of water.

So at this critical juncture when it was only separated from the water by a thin layer of iron, this rabbit ear, which had always been calm like a tortoise, finally exploded as a matter of course.

"Sir, calm down! Calm down!" Liao Qingshu tried her best to hold down the driver who was about to go berserk, two veins stretched out on her forehead.God, with this quality, it would be good to just sit in the office and make forms, and go out to the field with woolen wool!

He silently apologized for his previous misunderstanding - this uncle's mother must not be a turtle, otherwise it would be too embarrassing!

"There should be a demon-locking rope under the seat, look for it?" Qiao Xiren asked distractedly.Liao Qingshu hastily stretched his hand down to feel it. He didn't know what the "demon lock rope" looked like, so he just fumbled around, and suddenly heard a "click", the car door popped open, and then he felt empty behind him. The person slipped into the man-made lake below.

Liao Qingshu: "..."

Died before leaving the teacher, the pig teammate really has no bounds.

With a "plop", he fell into the water, and his mouth and nose were immediately submerged in stagnant water.He desperately recalled the contents of the swimming class, fluttering his hands and feet, but he couldn't break free from the overwhelming suffocation.The body sank slowly, and in the midst of the pain, he vaguely saw a figure approaching him, with a pair of breathtaking golden eyes wide open, and a blue snake-like monster with its wings curled around its well-proportioned body.

Rather, the snake was the dominant existence. When he looked at those golden pupils, his eyes pierced through the human skin, and all he saw was an indifferent snake.

Perhaps out of the instinct to survive, he uncontrollably stretched out his hand to the person who came, but the person just ignored his palm and punched his abdomen violently.

The scenery in front of Liao Qingshu's eyes changed suddenly.

The current seemed to be no longer an obstacle, he was like a fish swimming against the water, looking up from the bottom of the water, looking for the figure in the black crown and yellow robe, but he couldn't catch up.

The bright yellow faded away, but another silhouette appeared quietly, with a vague face and a vague voice, it seemed to be saying something, but all the words were washed away by the water, and neither a word could be conveyed nor a word could be heard clearly.

What are you talking about?

The confusion that did not belong to Liao Qingshu firmly occupied his thinking, leading him to desperately want to swim, and finally stuck his head out of the water.The slender body regained its human form at some point, and he stretched out his hand as if asking for help, and was immediately held firmly by a warm touch.

...No, not only the palms...the same warmth seems to have been copied even on the lips.

Liao Qingshu took a deep breath and opened her eyes.

What caught my eye was the familiar furnishings of the Shanguan Office, and a Jiufang Ziyan who was wiping his mouth with a tissue.