Part-Time Taoist Priest

Xie Lingya hugged Brother Pheasant, gently stroking the fur on its back, and there was a mobile phone on the table beside him. Seeing this scene, the others all sighed that the treatment of the Salvation Chicken was different.

But Shi Changxuan, who knew the truth, said: "...Forget it?"

It doesn't seem too good to catch Brother Pheasant for such a long time.

Even though Guo Xing hadn't been rescued by Brother Pheasant, he felt a little sympathetic, "Look at it, it doesn't dare to move."

Xie Lingya was about to answer, when the phone rang, he picked it up and said a few words, "Uh, uh...okay, can it be? Uh, no problem..."

Earlier, Wen Jing told Xie Lingya that his wife really didn't want to change the date of marriage, and he could hear his downcast from the phone.Xie Lingya had expected it earlier, so he told him that there were other ways to avoid evil spirits and asked him to ask.

At this moment, Wen Jing got it done on the phone.The family discussed several times about whether to change the date or not. It is estimated that there is such a foreshadowing. The additions seem to be very acceptable. After Wen Jing's wife asked what the content was, she felt that it would not affect much, so she agreed.After all, even for people who are not superstitious, weddings still have some links according to local customs.

"Will you come to be my best man then?" Wen Jing asked.

Xie Lingya naturally agreed.

Wen Jing instructed again: "Remember not to dress too handsomely..."

Xie Lingya: "..."

After hanging up the phone, Xie Lingya said: "It's done——I think so, it's a lot of work for those who can, and Brother Pheasant also has experience. If you change to another chicken, you said that after the blood was bled, this chicken will let people smell it." The Jing family ate it, or should we bring it back and raise it?"

Everyone was speechless.

"I'll just bleed a little." Xie Lingya gestured and touched the pheasant's neck, "Don't worry."

Brother Pheasant: "..."

After the rest of Baoyang Temple knew that Xie Lingya was going to take Brother Pheasant to avoid evil spirits, they all expressed great sympathy for Brother Pheasant. At the beginning, I promised to bring you back to enjoy the blessings, but I didn't expect the sponge spirit to be so insane..."

Xie Lingya raised his eyebrows, "Don't rely on Brother Pheasant's inability to speak, he may be much more enlightened than you."

Hai Guanchao: "Damn, look, Brother Pheasant can't even eat delicious food."

……

On the day of the wedding, Xie Lingya packed all his things in a schoolbag, and then put Brother Pheasant in it, leaving only a hole for Brother Pheasant to breathe.

He took the bus to Wen Jing's house first, and Brother Pheasant moved in his schoolbag on the way.

The girl next to her saw her and said happily, "Handsome guy, do you have a cat in your bag? Or a dog?"

Xie Lingya said casually, "It's a dick."

girl:"……"

His face turned red in an instant, and he looked at Xie Lingya in disbelief.

Xie Lingya quickly realized that there was an ambiguity, and quickly turned over the bag, letting Brother Pheasant stick his head out, "I mean the rooster."

girl:"…………"

People in the car all looked sideways, wondering if this is the current fashion trend?The handsome young guy raises chickens?

Xie Lingya went to Wen Jing's house with Brother Pheasant on his back, and greeted his family. Wen Jing's relatives knew that he was not only the best man, but also specially came to help avoid evil spirits, so their attitude was very good.

And Wen Jing himself was wearing a dress, "Lao Xie is here, try on your clothes."

I only asked about the size before, and bought it for Xie Lingya, but I haven't tried it.After putting it on, he found that it fits well. He rarely wears this kind of formal clothes. He usually wears sweaters, T-shirts, and jeans. Such a set has a different feeling from his daily clothes and cassocks.

Because he was going to be the best man today, he didn't bring Liu Lingtong, otherwise, would he be able to see the doll hanging on the best man?

The other two best men are both Wen Jing's younger brothers, standing beside Xie Lingya wanted to cry, "Brother, why are you cheating on us?"

"I don't..." Wen Jing pretended to wipe away tears.

A photographer was invited to follow up the whole wedding process, taking photos of the dress fitting, and playing with the groom and best man. When the auspicious time came, they went out to pick up their relatives.

The whole process is that the groom goes to the bride's home to pick up the relatives, and stays for a while after receiving the new house. Up to this step, most of the relatives follow, and then go to the hotel to have Chinese food and entertain guests.

When they arrived at the woman's home, they were naturally blocked outside the door first. The bridesmaids were embarrassed first, and then they had to look for the bride's shoes after they entered.

The first shoe is basically hidden under the skirt like water.When the groom was embarrassed to ask questions, the groomsmen helped him find another shoe.The bridesmaids revealed winkingly that the shoes were in this room.

However, the three best men were stunned and found nothing.Wen Jing finished answering the questions, and said anxiously, "Old Xie, what did you call you for?"

Xie Lingya thought to himself, am I here to avoid evil?

Wen Jing: "Seduce the bridesmaids!"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya: "...I have a date!"

This little game will not be too difficult for the groom. The woman's relatives hinted at the direction, and everyone realized that it should be hung in the lampshade of a floor lamp.

Wen Jing rushed over to feel inside, but found nothing, and said depressedly, "Why are you still playing tricks?"

The relative of the woman scratched her head and said, "That's what I saw. I don't know where they went."

There were people coming and going in this room, especially just now, blocking doors and watching people, who knows who changed places.

Wen Jing pulled the bridesmaid, "Sister, tell brother-in-law quickly!"

The bridesmaid laughed and said: "I don't know, we were really hiding in the lamp at that time."

Wen Jing looked left and right, "It's such a big place, where else can I hide... Brothers, follow me to tear down the ceiling!"

He really pulled everyone to step on the stool and touch the ceiling.

Several bridesmaids gathered together and whispered, "Where did you put it?"

"I don't know...you didn't change it?"

"Halo, I didn't, I thought it was you two."

"Is that where my aunt changed?"

They looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.

Just as he was thinking about whether to ask other relatives, Wen Jing removed a piece of the ceiling, and actually a new shoe fell out!

Xie Lingya was originally standing below to support Wen Jing, and reached out to hold the shoe.

"Wow - you actually hide the ceiling!"

"Pfft, who put it up?"

"I'll go, why do I have no memory, who put it..."

Amidst the laughter, Xie Lingya pinched the high-heeled shoe thoughtfully. He felt that there seemed to be an unusual smell on the shoe - not a bad smell, new shoes - but a damp yin.

Xie Lingya was a little surprised to have a little yin that seemed to be absent. Phi Ma Sha should have appeared at the wedding, but now it was just a wedding environment, how could there be a yin thing haunting it, could it be something else?

Before he had time to think too much, Wen Jing had already taken the shoes and went to put them on for the bride.

Xie Lingya restrained his thoughts, anyway, no matter what it is, Brother Pheasant is here today, so no one can make trouble.

Wen Jing leads the bride downstairs, and now he is going to take the wedding car to the new house.Xie Lingya carried the bag, which contained Brother Pheasant, and sat in the car with the bridesmaids and the newlyweds.

Wen Jing's new wife is Jiang Qiqi, and today is the first time she and Xie Lingya have met.

Xie Lingya put Brother Pheasant away by his feet, seeing Jiang Qiqi kept looking back at him, wondering if she cared about this chicken.

Jiang Qiqi met Xie Lingya's gaze, smiled shyly, and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you today."

Xie Lingya said simply: "It's fine."

Jiang Qiqi said again: "It's a good thing you came up with these methods, otherwise we would have to quarrel over whether to reschedule or not. I just want to hold a wedding there, and rescheduling means delaying at least two months..." She paused, thinking Apparently, Xie Lingya is also a "superstitious person". He even suggested changing the date of marriage, so he changed the subject and said, "Anyway, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Xie Lingya didn't feel anything about her thoughts, but he was surprised that Jiang Qiqi and Wen Jing's voices were very loud on the phone, but now they speak softly in front of outsiders, which is really unexpected.

"It's just a little effort, the most important thing is that everyone is happy at the wedding." Xie Lingya said.

Wen Jing had lingering fears, as he said, but the larger the event, the more frictions there would be in the arrangements. Anyway, the wedding was held smoothly today, and he felt finally liberated.

Oh no, it will not be officially liberated until evening.

After getting out of the wedding car, the photographer in the car behind ran over, looking hesitant to speak.

Wen Jing asked, "What's wrong?"

The photographer came over and showed him the camera, "...I just looked back at the things I took on the road and saw a man in white."

Wen Jing's face turned pale immediately, his heart was beating wildly, "What, what?"

The photographer is from a wedding company, because he has experienced many weddings, knows a lot of customs, and knows a thing or two about the god of joy.I didn't pay attention when I was filming, but I saw something wrong when I played it back. In addition, after listening to the elders on both sides mentioning today's crime, the more I thought about it, the more I panicked, so I showed it to them.

The clip mentioned by the photographer is at a bend. There is a man in white linen clothes standing on the side of the road with a bamboo stick in his hand. His body turns as the vehicle passes by, always facing the car.

The man in hemp lowered his head, his long hair covered most of his face, he couldn't see his face clearly, he just felt like he was staring at the car all the time.

Sha gods can appear during the day, and people can also see their forms.

Wen Jing looked a little stiff, at this moment Jiang Qiqi also poked her head over to look, her expression was uncertain, and finally she said stiffly: "...It's a coincidence."

"It's okay, let's go in." Xie Lingya greeted calmly.

Originally, the other relatives had listened and wanted to come and watch, but after hearing what Xie Lingya said, they all fell silent.In this case, you have to listen to the professionals.

Xie Lingya took brother pheasant out of the bag, cut its leg with a clean knife, and smeared the blood on the crown.Brother Pheasant screamed a few times in pain, but he was much lower than when he was on the snowy mountain, and he felt a sense of resignation.

Because the bride is female and yin, it is more likely that she will be rushed by Phi Ma Sha. This step is mainly for the bride.

Xie Lingya stood at the door, inviting the bride to come in, and when she passed the door, he ran Brother Pheasant up.

"Oh oh oh——" Brother Pheasant flapped his wings and flew over Jiang Qiqi's head.

At the same time, Xie Lingya also said loudly: "Good luck is here, good luck!"

Brother Pheasant landed on the ground, Jiang Qiqi took Wen Jing's hand and entered the room with her skirt in her hand, and other relatives also entered the room.

One of the little boys who looked like a junior high school student passed by and answered, "Good luck, chicken tonight."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Brother Pheasant: "..."

Xie Lingya picked up the pheasant who was flapping its wings, whether it was in pain or panic, and treated its wound, "You little brat is talking nonsense...! What kind of chicken are you eating!"

Brother Pheasant was trembling, and one leg was stiff.Xie Lingya put it back in the bag to create a safer and more closed environment, and took out the gossip mirror by the way, and hung it on the door, which is also used to avoid and dispel evil spirits.

I went in and took a look. On the new bed in the new house, there were many red dates, lotus seeds and the like, implying the birth of a precious child early.

Xie Lingya also went over, took out the five grains he had brought, and sprinkled them on the quilt, the five grains made life alive, which also meant to exorcise evil spirits and avoid evil spirits.Those who understand will not say anything after seeing it, and those who don't understand just think that it is auspicious like sprinkled lotus seeds and red dates, and Xie Lingya is the best man, so he is not eye-catching.

At this time, Wen Jing came over and said in a low voice: "Old Xie, I really got goosebumps when I saw the god of joy that the photographer took. Is it okay to cut the video later?"

Xie Lingya nodded, "It's okay, I'm really happy, it's okay if I accidentally took a picture."

It is the original body that has the ability to harm people, how can it be absorbed and cause chaos.

"After you do this, you won't show up again, right?" Wen Jing asked nervously.

"It's okay. You can rest assured." Xie Lingya knew that he must have been frightened by the shadow in the video, so he said a few words of comfort.

Wen Jing went to sit with Jiang Qiqi in a daze, chatted with relatives, ate something, and the time was almost up, and he had to drive to the hotel to prepare for the reception.

Xie Lingya was still in the same car with the couple and the bridesmaids. The wedding company at the hotel had already arranged for it, and hung a gossip mirror at the venue, so today his task should be more than half completed.Not saying [-]%, but there is a high probability that there will be no more problems.

At this time, Wen Jing's cell phone rang suddenly. He glanced at it and frowned, "Photographer?"

Xie Lingya was also curious when he heard it, and looked back.

Wen Jing answered the phone and turned on the phone, "What's the matter?"

The photographer stammered at the other end: "I was, was taking pictures just now... you... look out the window, can you see that woman in white clothes and bamboo sticks in front of you by the side of the road? That's the one I photographed... "

Several people turned their heads to look, and suddenly found that there was indeed a long-haired woman standing in the flower bed, with her head bowed, dressed in white linen, and her body was facing this way.Only one-third of her face was exposed, and her eyes couldn't even be seen, but everyone felt that she was "staring" in this direction!

The feeling in the real person is different from what you see in the video, the eerie atmosphere, and the weird feeling brought by the sackcloth.

"Ah!" Jiang Qiqi and the maid of honor screamed, and Jiang Qiqi threw herself into Wen Jing's arms.

The driver also shook, and the vehicle took a small S-shape and quickly passed the man in sackcloth. When everyone looked back, she was indeed still heading in this direction.

Xie Lingya frowned, he wasn't afraid, but just found it strange, "How can Pi Masha still appear?"

"Is she following us? Is she following us?" Jiang Qiqi panicked, pinching Wen Jing's clothes, "She is that..."

Xie Lingya interrupted her, "On a day of great joy, call her the god of joy."

Jiang Qiqi nodded uneasily, deep in her heart she still didn't want to believe the so-called Pi Ma Sha, and thought of several explanations, but even if it wasn't Pi Ma Sha but a real person, it was strange that she followed them all the time!

"Old Xie." Wen Jing put his arms around Jiang Qiqi, and looked at Xie Lingya for help.

Xie Lingya was still thinking about that matter, but was interrupted by him, and said: "The God of Joy follows the newcomer closely. If he appears, he will not be chased away. In the past, people took sedan chairs and carriages, but now you take cars. She I can't catch up, so I can only see it a few times on the side of the road."

Everyone: "..."

What the hell is this, so she runs wildly when she can't see Ma Sha?

This absurd thought flashed through my mind, and everyone's sense of fear eased a little.

"But it stands to reason that after I evade the evil spirit, the god of joy can't follow me, and I can't get close to the hotel and new house." Xie Lingya thought about it, "What's going on... What kind of expressions are you showing, driver, please drive hard. Take care of yourself, I will get off the car later. By the way, send a text message to remind everyone to be careful, especially male relatives."

Phi Ma Sha will hit people at the wedding, and the person who gets hit will go crazy. If it is a man, then the soul may be taken away by Phi Ma Sha to live a married life.And if it recovers, it will leave sequelae, and it will fall ill and go crazy every year.

……

When the wedding car arrived at the hotel, Xie Lingya was the first to get out of the car. After looking around, he didn't see any sign of Pi Ma Sha, so he told the others to get out of the car.

One of Wen Jing's cousins ​​also doesn't know much about these things. Just now he received a text message saying he was wearing Ma Sha or something. He said in a daze, "Is it all right? Has that Ma Pi Sha left?"

Xie Lingya: "...um."

He thought about it and did not correct it. It is not good to bluntly say the word "Phi Masha" at the wedding. Everyone uses the god of joy instead, so it is difficult for him to say the correct name, otherwise he violated the taboo.

It's just that Pi Masha knows that he has been scolded, and he will probably mmp in his heart...

Everyone walked into the hotel, there was still a distance from the gate to the banquet hall where the wedding was held. After entering the gate and bypassing Wen Jing's wedding signboard, there was a woman in white with a bamboo stick squatting by the corridor wall.

The woman finally raised her head, and saw that her face was full of worry, her brows were tightly furrowed, as if there was something infinitely sad in her heart, and with that white linen dress, she was extremely mournful.

Is this... the God of Joy?According to legend, there must be no mistake or offense at the wedding.

For a moment, everyone dared not move forward, swallowed silently, and no one dared to drive away.

This guy is crazy when he touches it.

They have been warned a long time ago, and some elderly people also know that the god of joy will mix with the guests, so they must not do it.Now seeing the main body, the relatives of the two families became stiffer than the other.

The waiter wanted to go up to ask the lady what was wrong, but was grabbed by Xie Lingya.

"Sir..." The waiter looked at Xie Lingya in amazement, Xie Lingya raised his hand to signal him to stop talking, he was a little overwhelmed, and really didn't dare to continue.

Xie Lingya glanced at Pimasha up and down, and suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Enter through the other door of the banquet hall, it's okay, there is a gossip mirror hanging inside, let's go."

Everyone found the backbone, and hurriedly entered through another door, while looking back to make sure that the Phi Masha was still there.

Xie Lingya was also there, staring at Pimasha.

Pi Ma Sha turned around, as if a little unnatural.

Xie Lingya was even more certain in his heart, he stepped forward and grabbed Pimasha!He grabbed the hemp-clothed Shasha's wrist, stuck it at the ghost gate, and pulled it towards the corner.

The man in hemp couldn't even move in Xie Lingya's hand, Xie Lingya pulled out her bamboo stick, "Can Shashen still be held down by the ghost gate?"

He grabbed some leftover grains with one hand, and slapped them on the "hemp man" vest!

The "man in hemp" staggered a few steps forward, a black energy dissipated from his body, and his head was shortened by half in an instant, turning into a little girl in a bright yellow dress.

The bamboo stick in Xie Lingya's hand also turned back into a lollipop.

This little girl is exactly the elementary school student Bixian Xie Lingya saw in Guo Xing's dormitory.

The little girl huddled in the shadow of the corner, it was almost noon now, she was naturally very uncomfortable.

Xie Lingya only thought about it for a while, and he understood the process, "You also hid the shoes, didn't you?"

Bixian held her head and nodded pitifully up and down.

Xie Lingya said why even the bridesmaids didn't know where the shoes were, and there was a hint of sinisterness, so it was the brat who did it.This must be a grudge, coming for him, trying to make trouble for him.

Pi Masha must have appeared, but because he avoided it halfway through the setting, and then was borrowed by this little ghost, so that he could show up in broad daylight and be seen by so many people.Xie Lingya expelled the evil spirit, and she returned to her original state.

Little ghosts are like this, many of them tend to be unstable and like to mess around.But she can only scare people like this, the evil spirit is only enough for her to appear by herself, and it can't rush to people.

Xie Lingya came back to his senses and saw that Bixian was about to get into the crack of the wall. He looked uncomfortable and said, "I didn't talk to you that day, and you got involved, hehe..."

Bixian looked at Xie Lingya in horror.

……

When Xie Lingya walked back to the banquet hall, Wen Jing and Jiang Qiqi were still inside, they didn't dare to go to the lobby, they all poked their heads when they saw him come back.

"It's okay, you can go outside and wait for the guests." Xie Lingya greeted.

Jiang Qiqi poked Wen Jing, and Wen Jing hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, are you telling me?"

Jiang Qiqi also looked nervous. If there were not so many people present, she would have hugged her husband and cried a few times just now, but now she can't wait to let Xie Lingya take out the cock and bleed herself.

"It's done." Xie Lingya said, "It will really, really never go wrong again. By the way, I may have to go out for a while and come back soon."

Wen Jing asked, "What are you doing?"

Xie Lingya looked up at the sky, "I'm going to buy a set of Olympiad test papers, I found that ordinary questions are not enough lethal to primary school students..."

Wen Jing & Jiang Qiqi: "??"