Part-Time Taoist Priest

The little Douding seemed to understand that they were laughing at him, stomped his red leather shoes on the ground a few times, and pouted his mouth even higher.

Guo Xing's classmates just felt that they didn't know who was moving, so they grabbed a pen and wrote on the paper: Don't leave!

This time the strength was so great that it almost tore the paper.

His classmates seemed to sense something wrong, "Huh..."

Why is the dragging feeling so strong, as if there is some kind of forced action.

"Wait, let me play for a while too." At this time, Xie Lingya said.

This sentence interrupted everyone's train of thought. Although they didn't know Xie Lingya, Guo Xing just said that they were friends and helped them bring food back. Of course it was to save face, "Come on."

This fairy is wearing red shoes and a bright yellow dress, although it is not as bright as red and green, it is quite bright.Obviously, it is not to be underestimated that a primary school student can come out to roam the rivers and lakes.

Xie Lingya also stepped forward and held the pen together, "Pen Fairy, let's continue playing, shall we?"

The little girl looked up at Xie Lingya, laughed suddenly, stood in front of him and raised her head, staring at the little wooden figure on his shoulder, jumped a few times trying to touch it.

Xie Lingya looked over from the corner of his eye, the little girl was pale, with big dark eyes, but other than that, she was quite cute.She jumped a few times and didn't touch it, so she went back and lay down on the table in resentment, holding a pen and wrote: OK.

Children are very playful, even after becoming a fetish. Although they may not be as vicious as some adult pen immortals, they are annoying and have no sense of proportion, so they are quite difficult to deal with.That's why Xie Lingya took the initiative to play together and take the matter on himself, he is not afraid of being pestered.

Xie Lingya: "Hmm... let me ask you, Mr. Bixian, Uncle Wang's house next door has 82 roosters and 558 hens. The number of chickens is five times that of ducks. How many chickens and ducks are there?"

Guo Xing: "..."

Guo Xing's classmate also laughed, "Damn it, if Lao Wang can't answer this, he will be crushed to death."

Lao Wang said angrily: "I still want to see if that illiterate can figure out this problem."

They just felt that the pen seemed to be held tightly by someone, and it stopped still in the distance, only the tip of the pen trembled slightly, as if thinking.

The little girl lowered her head and thought for a long time. When she opened her mouth, Bai Shengsheng's teeth bit the tip of the pen, and continued to think hard. After a full minute, she wrote: 1 on the paper.

The classmate said seriously: "The speed of mental arithmetic is a bit slow, are you not familiar with the nine-nine multiplication table?"

The crowd burst into laughter.

The little girl looked aggrieved, and looked at Xie Lingya resentfully, with a bit of resentment.

Xie Lingya also glanced at her intentionally or unintentionally, and continued: "Master Bixian, the second question, each box of juice has 14 boxes, and the price is 50 yuan. The salesman sold 20 boxes, how much is the total price?"

The little girl continued to nibble on the tip of the pen, this, this...

It was another 40 seconds before Bixian wrote down the answer.

Up to now, Bixian's playability has been weakened a lot, and Xie Lingya's eyes are very fearful.

The corner of Guo Xing's mouth twitched, he was convinced, master Xie has a unique trick to deal with the elementary school student Bixian...

Xie Lingya got excited, and after asking a few questions, seeing that the pen fairy was still a little stubborn and wanted to continue playing, he said: In a cage, there are 64 chickens and rabbits, and 184 legs. How many chickens and rabbits are there? ?

Through the quiz just now, he has already seen that Bixian's level is not very high, he is not very old, and he has neglected his studies for a while.

As soon as the problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage came up, and those students were still discussing with great interest how weak this problem-solving level is, the little girl gnawed on the tip of the pen, finally grinned, let go of the pen and covered her face and cried Get up, cry and stamp your feet.

Liu Lingtong said weakly: "My master is very powerful, you better leave quickly."

Xiaobixian glanced resentfully at Xie Lingya, who looked normal, but she could tell from Liu Lingtong that Xie Lingya was very powerful. She didn't dare to provoke her, so she held the pen and scratched on the paper with hatred, writing on the outside of the paper. This is the representative pen Xian is leaving.

The students teased a few more words, they didn't expect that there are college students who can't untie chickens and rabbits in the same cage these days.

Xie Lingya also smiled and said: "I want to send a set of math papers to those who answer the questions."

He looked at the little girl obliquely below.

little girl:! !

The little girl stepped forward and pushed Xie Lingya a few times, then ran away crying.

Guo Xing stood aside, subconsciously avoiding the road.

At this moment, Guo Xing's classmate let out a "shit", picked up their game pen and took a closer look, and said, "Why are there so many tooth marks on the tip of this pen? Who, who the hell bit my pen?"

"Let's see, there are really...something that didn't exist before playing the game!"

"Don't scare me, I don't remember it either, did you dig it out while I wasn't paying attention?"

"Who the hell can figure this out?"

This unsolved mystery chilled everyone, but even though they were puzzled, it wasn't like Guo Xing saw it with his own eyes. He just discussed it in horror for a while.

However, what are the pen fairies doing nibbling on their pens?

……

When Xie Lingya left, Guo Xing sent him down the dormitory.

Guo Xing: "I didn't expect this kind of exorcism..."

Xie Lingya laughed. This method of deterrence is not effective for everyone, nor can it deal with every femininity. After all, femininity and people have their own personalities.

Some pen immortals are more fierce, so a big battle may be inevitable tonight.

At this time, they heard a "rustling" sound from behind, as if someone was throwing sand.

Guo Xing looked back, but there was nothing.

At this point, there are very few people in the stairwell of the dormitory building.

Guo Xing stomped his feet hard, and the sensor lights on the next floor turned on. At this time, there was another rustling sound. He felt strange, and walked back a few steps, "...Where did this sand come from?"

——There is really a puddle of sand on the ground.

Just the sound alone, maybe he still thinks he heard it wrong, but with the real thing... Guo Xing looked up, but there was no one there.

Xie Lingya put it in his pocket and said, "I really burned a set of test papers for you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of leather shoes stepping on the ground came from the empty stairwell, pattering away.

Guo Xingyihan: "Is that the pen fairy..."

"Who else could it be if it wasn't her? After being a pen fairy, a sand ghost." Xie Lingya said with a smile.

But for those ghosts who have no great skills but only dare to play pranks, or those who dare not offend the other party but want to harass them like Bixian, they like to throw some sand and stones behind people's backs to scare people.

But how could Xie Lingya be scared by this little kid, instead he scared her away.

Seeing Guo Xing heaved a sigh of relief, Xie Lingya said solemnly again: "Don't think that she is so easy to scare away. When you go back, you don't care about your classmates playing around with Bixian. If I'm not here, you may not be able to stand up to them playing around."

Although Guo Xing has some talents, after all, he has no entry.

Xie Lingya took the opportunity to tell him how ferocious the ghost was based on its color, before saying goodbye and leaving.

……

After a week, the decoration of the new small building in Baoyangguan was completed and it was ready to move in.As for the supporting hall where Sazu is housed, it has not been completely completed, and a ceremony will be held to move the statue of Sazu in after it is completed.

Although Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan cannot live in the same room, it is not bad to arrange to live next to each other.

Guo Xing also took advantage of the weekend to come to Baoyang Temple to experience it.

As soon as he entered the door, he attracted the attention of many tourists because the guy dyed the bottom half of his hair pink.The atmosphere in Yuyang is not particularly open. Most people will look at such an exaggerated hair color a few times.

"You..." Xie Lingya was also a little speechless.

Guo Xing stroked his pink hair and said, "I'm used to dyeing my hair when I go out. Why, why are you not allowed to dye your hair?"

"I don't seem to have heard of this rule," Xie Lingya said hesitantly, "but if someone is really exaggerating, it will affect the trust value of customers to some extent."

Because of his young age, he received a lot of doubts at first. If Shi Changxuan did not come from a family of Taoists, he must have been indispensable.

Now that Baoyang Temple has become famous, Xie Lingya's treatment is better, but many times when meeting people who don't understand this aspect, you can't help but doubt it.

He is like this, let alone Guo Xing.

This pink hair is not like a master, but more like a barber.

Guo Xing nodded clearly, "These are old ideas, and everyone will change their ideas with the development of the times."

Xie Lingya was noncommittal, and took Guo Xing to introduce the people in the temple to him.

The Taoist priests knew that Xie Lingya had gone to find a young man, and after seeing the real Guo Xing, they were unavoidably startled by his appearance.Not only does Guo Xing have pink hair, but he also dresses exaggeratedly.

The Taoist priests with their hair tied up in a bun and Taoist robes stood with Guo Xing, feeling confused as if traveling through time and space.

Liu Bohe said suspiciously: "Mr. Xie, this is... the talented student Guo Xing you mentioned?"

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you can be a mage!

Xie Lingya coughed, "...Yes."

Guo Xing said to Xie Lingya: "Brother, why are they so surprised? I see that Taoist boy of yours also has white hair!"

Xie Lingya saw the innocent Xiaoliang in a blink of an eye: "..."

——After Xiaoliang reported to his parents, he formally became a monk at Baoyang Temple, and Xie Lingya accepted disciples on behalf of his uncle, but there is still a "practice period" in the process, and now Xiaoyou is just a Taoist boy.

Xie Lingya covered his forehead, "It's not dyed."

Guo Xing was surprised, "Did he tell you that the boy is white? You are talking nonsense. There are no two places for white. It is the same as when I dyed yellow hair in junior high school and lied to the teacher that it was blown by a hair dryer."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya: "No, the people in our Taoist temple turned white." He mentioned a few things in a few words.

Guo Xing didn't expect that the humble Taoist boy was the successor of this Taoist temple, and he had done such awesome things, so he was in awe, "He's a man!"

Xie Lingya led Guo Xing to look around Baoyang Temple, and when he walked to the backyard, Guo Xing said with great interest: "You guys also raised chickens here, which is quite idyllic, but can you Taoist priests kill chickens? As a pet?"

"This is not a pet." Xie Lingya said, "This is our benefactor."

Xie Lingya briefly talked about how they took Brother Pheasant to bravely climb the snow mountain and how Brother Pheasant saved their lives.

Guo Xing: "..."

Guo Xingna said: "Okay, you are also a...good chicken. I didn't expect your Taoist temple to be so hidden."

He really just asked casually, why did he even do great things with the chickens he raised? !

At this time, Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe passed by carrying things, and raised their chins to greet Xie Lingya.

Guo Xing said: "These two..."

Xie Lingya: "The one on the left is the successor of "Book of Luban", and the one on the right is the doctor from the opposite clinic..."

Just as Guo Xing was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he finally didn't have anyone who was awesome.

Xie Lingya continued: "It's also my uncle's husband. According to our seniority, we are called masters."

Guo Xing: "..."

Guo Xing complained: "I don't dare to point at random, chickens are so prestigious, I still..." He looked around, touched the doll on Xie Lingya's shoulder, let's discuss this, "This doll's baby Where did you buy the clothes?"

Xie Lingya: "In the shop over there in the University City."

Guo Xing took a closer look, "It's done very meticulously..."

At this moment, Liu Lingtong said, "It's not a doll, it's Liu Lingtong."

"Oh shit!" Guo Xing took a few steps back, almost fell off his ass, broke out in a cold sweat in broad daylight, took a few breaths suddenly, looked at Xie Lingya in horror, his eyes were going crazy.

Why can this doll talk?It's terrible!

In TOEFL's ghost movies over the years, whenever talking about dolls, Guo Xing automatically thinks of countless horror scenes.

"Didn't you feel that this is alive?" Xie Lingya pulled him up, "Liu Lingtong is a kind of willow man forecasting technique, and he was rescued... from others before."

He also briefly introduced Liu Lingtong's origin.

"You have a lot of life." Guo Xing was completely impressed.

"Mr. Xie! The phone is ringing!" Zhang Daoting came out from the second floor of the complex and shouted.

Xie Lingya's cell phone was charged on it, and Zhang Daoting answered after hearing the words, and asked Zhang Daoting to pick it up for him first, and he came up immediately.

Guo Xing also followed behind and went up to sit for a while.

"Hello? Squad monitor?" Xie Lingya answered the phone and greeted him. The monitor he called was the monitor of his class in college. At that time, there were more girls than boys in the class, and the monitor played well with him.It's just that after graduation, the squad leader worked, and Xie Lingya was preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination while running the business in Baoyang Temple, so there was less communication, but he still chatted on the Internet.

The squad leader called Wen Jing, and said, "Old Xie, my... is getting married, I have informed you to come to the wedding."

Xie Lingya knew that Wen Jing had a girlfriend introduced by his family, and she was quite honest, so it was not surprising that he entered the marriage hall after dating for a while, so he quickly congratulated, "Okay, then I will definitely go!"

After he asked which classmates Wen Jing wanted to invite, he heard Wen Jing hesitantly say: "Old Xie, what do you think... how about my wedding date?"

Xie Lingya was taken aback, "What's the matter? Ask me about your wedding date?"

Wen Jing: "Oh! Aren't you in the Taoist temple now!"

Xie Lingya smiled, "I almost didn't realize it, do you want me to show you if it's auspicious or not?"

Wen Jing hesitantly said: "...that's sort of it."

"Looking at it this way, it's good or bad. You have to combine the horoscopes of the two of you to see more accurately, and I don't have a deep research on this. My senior brother is very familiar with Cong Chen's choice of day. You said I asked him to help you Take a look." Xie Lingya continued, "Wait a minute, but shouldn't the wedding date be fixed long ago, and if you want to see it, you have to ask someone to see it first? Otherwise, wouldn't it be very troublesome to change it? If you're serious, it's just a whim."

Wen Jing said sadly: "You know I don't know anything about these things. The wedding date was set by my wife, and then his parents and my parents were a little bit against it, thinking that we should find someone to count the day. My wife thinks this day is convenient. Everyone They are all available, and hotel reservations are difficult. Then two days ago, some elderly people said that they still went to someone to settle the matter. It was agreed that the wedding date was unlucky, so we asked us to change it. Of course my wife didn’t want to, so they just Pulled me and said... No, I want to ask if you are really unlucky, or are some masters scaring us?"

He doesn't trust others, but he can trust his old classmates.

"I want to say it's unlucky, can you persuade my sister-in-law to change the time?" Xie Lingya said with a smile.

Wen Jing choked, "It's really not sure that we can make trouble..."

"Haha, let me show you first." Xie Lingya wrote down his birthday and made an appointment to call him later.

Guo Xing looked at the horoscope and said, "You guys have a lot to learn."

Xie Lingya also said with emotion: "That's right, thanks to my cleverness."

Guo Xing: "..."

Xie Lingya called Shi Changxuan up and showed him the horoscope and the date of marriage.

At this time, Shang Lu Shen said softly: "Time offends the gods."

Liu Lingtong also answered: "The newcomers wear hemp."

Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya also each said a sentence, repeating it.

Guo Xing thought it was the two of them who said it, but Xie Lingya heard that it was the corresponding two sentences, "Hey, hey, you can also cooperate with couplets!"

Shang Lushen said grandly: "Unity is strength."

When the evil spirits are committed, the newcomers wear hemp.

Shi Changxuan pinched the paper with the horoscope and date of marriage written on it, and said: "This wedding date has been violated, and the Ear God also has a prophecy. If we insist on holding the wedding on this day, I'm afraid it will not be peaceful."

There is a saying called wearing linen and wearing filial piety. When the elders die, the descendants wear linen and white on their heads.The word "cloth" conveys a sense of despondency.Wearing hemp is a matter of filial piety and mourning. If you commit hemp evil during the wedding, and the combination of the horoscope is not good, you can imagine how unlucky it is.

"People in China don't always welcome wearing white at weddings, because it's a bad omen, and it's also the same way to dress in masha." Shi Changxuan knew that Xie Lingya wanted Guo Xing to get in touch with these things, so he explained it intentionally.

"Phimasha only appears at weddings. It is humanoid, with loose hair and sackcloth, and cannot be driven away. In some places, it is also called the god of joy, which is different from the traditional meaning of the god of happiness. It is another name for Phimasha. It also means that they are attracted by the joy of the wedding."

It's like people calling a weasel Huang Daxian, which is a nickname with awe.

"Bumping into a Phi Masha has many consequences. Maybe it's the death or injury of the couple, maybe it's the infertility. There are also some cases that the guests attending the wedding accidentally bumped into each other, lost their souls, and became crazy."

Although Guo Xing was talented, he had no place to listen to these ghosts before, so he asked curiously: "Then how did this... evil come from? What kind of creature is it?"

Shi Changxuan pondered for a moment and said: "Whether it is a sha ghost or a hemp sha, they are all sha ghosts. Sometimes a rooster is shaped like a rooster, and a hemp sha is a person who wears sackcloth and looks worried. Pima Shaduo came out of unmarried violent deaths, which can also be understood as the condensation of the evil spirit after their death. They are not complete ghosts, and may not even be formed by the evil spirit of a single person. It is not wrong to call them the gods of joy. It is higher than ghosts and lower than gods."

Xie Lingya had come into contact with it indirectly. Back then, when an elder sister's son bumped into an old man at home and lost his soul, he went to the Haiguanchao Clinic. He was the one who looked after him.

Guo Xing nodded half-understanding, "Then what should his classmates do now?"

Shi Changxuan said indifferently: "It's best to avoid wearing Masha. When choosing a wedding date, you have to match the horoscope. Avoid it. Let them change the time."

This is also a very simple and safe method. Wearing Masha sounds dangerous, but it can be avoided completely. In the past, when encountering people wearing Masha, most of them ignored the taboos, or the husband they found was not good, and they chose the day but did not choose it. good.

Xie Lingya called back the squad leader, he seemed to be with his wife now, Xie Lingya seemed to be arguing immediately when he heard that, all the leaders had been notified, feudal superstition and so on.

"Sorry, thank you, I'll call you later." Wen Jing hung up hastily.

Xie Lingya looked at the phone and said helplessly, "I suspect...the date cannot be changed."

Many modern people don't take these things seriously, because Wen Jing's wife can't accept it, and Xie Lingya can't understand it. The concept and environment are like this.For them, using such a reason to notify someone to change the time is probably more terrifying than a god, and it also involves troublesome things like hotel reservations.

However, Wen Jing is Xie Lingya's old classmate, even though he knew that Wen Jing might not be able to handle his wife, he couldn't just sit idly by, "Brother, is there any other way to avoid evil spirits?"

Shi Changxuan thought for a moment, and said: "In order to prevent the god of joy, the folks add a few procedures to the wedding. When welcoming the bride and entering the door, throw the bloody rooster over the bride's head, etc..."

The rooster is a symbol of yang energy in the south, and when the rooster sings, the world will be white, so rooster and rooster blood will appear in many alchemy techniques.

After Shi Changxuan finished speaking, Xie Lingya turned his head to stare at the yard, and said thoughtfully: "Oh."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Guo Xing: "..."

The pheasant brother who suddenly couldn't eat the millet: "..."