Then there is no more

On weekends, the twins are at home on vacation, and Xiaobai and Xiaohe ask for a bath.

The twins have been bathing the kitten for a year, and now they have all experienced it. The technique is excellent. The temperature of the water in the bath is just right, and the strength of the bath is just right.Xiaobai and Xiaohei are the kind of puffy cats that show their original shape as soon as they are poured with water. They don't have any flesh on their bodies, and they look thin.After the bath, the twins blow-dried the cat and the cat re-inflated.

The twins couldn't figure out why everyone was a cat, Xiaobai and Xiaohei liked bathing so much, but Dahuang couldn't.

Bathing rhubarb every time is like killing it!

The twins are not strong enough to catch the rhubarb at all, so Song Chunxiang is responsible for bathing the rhubarb.Still, on a weekend with plenty of time like this, the twins are a little on the loose.They want to give rhubarb a bath!So they closed the balcony door, caught rhubarb all over the room, and finally locked rhubarb into the bathroom.Lele hugged Rhubarb, while An An took the shower and poured hot water on Rhubarb.

Rhubarb screamed terribly.

Mao stuck to Rhubarb's body, but Rhubarb still looked so fat.It can be seen that it is really fat!

Lele comforted Rhubarb and said, "Rhubarb, Rhubarb, you have to be good. It's very comfortable to take a bath, and you can wash off the dirt on your body. If you don't take a bath frequently, you will grow small bugs in the future..." Fortunately, It was because Rhubarb had eaten spiritual milk, and his IQ had increased. Although he still couldn't understand what Lele said, he could tell whether he was kind or malicious. Because he knew that Lele was kind, Rhubarb didn't stretch out his words. paw.Otherwise, there must have been three or five more scars on Lele's body.Rhubarb was rubbed from head to toe by Lele helplessly.

Suddenly, Lele froze all over, looked at An An and said, "Brother, it seems that Rhubarb really has worms?"

"Where? Let me see!" An An said.

Lele then motioned An An to touch a spot on Rhubarb's stomach.An An reached out to touch it, and suddenly touched a small meatball.

"It doesn't seem to be a bug... it grows from Rhubarb." An An said thoughtfully.

Rhubarb has something growing on it?It must be sick!The twins bathed Rhubarb with heavy uneasiness.After taking a shower, An An took out the hair dryer.Rhubarb immediately became nervous.Anan plugged in the power supply and pressed the switch. Rhubarb broke free from Lele's embrace with lightning speed, ran around in the small bathroom, jumped onto the sink, and pushed all the soap boxes and other things on it to the ground. On the ground, after a while, I wanted to escape to the towel rack... Rhubarb seemed to be very afraid of noise all the time, and it was almost scared to pee by the sound of the hair dryer.

The twins were busy for a long time, but they couldn't give Rhubarb a blow.

Rhubarb scratched the bathroom door mournfully, as if twins had abused a cat.

"Forget it, wipe it with a towel!" An An said helplessly, "It's still Dad, why is he even less courageous than Xiaobai and Xiaohei."

Song Chunxiang was cooking in the kitchen, and was cooking when she suddenly heard her eldest son calling her, saying, "Mom, Mom, something has grown on Rhubarb!" On the sofa, showing her belly.An An carefully brushed away the fur on Rhubarb's stomach, pointed to a small pink thing, and said, "Mom, look, this is it... Is Rhubarb sick? Skin disease?"

Lele looked at Rhubarb distressedly, touched Rhubarb's head and said, "Don't worry, we will definitely cure you."

Bian Jingyu and Shen Yi were basking in the sun, but when they heard that something had grown on Rhubarb's body, they felt a little worried, so they moved over.Song Chunxiang took a deep breath, looked at the two stupid sons, and said expressionlessly: "Okay, please spare Rhubarb soon, that's its nipple!"

Bian Jingyu: "..."

Shen Yi: "..."

The estrus period passed quickly.Song Chunxiang never had the idea of ​​taking Xiaobai and Xiaohe for sterilization. On the one hand, it was because there was no scientific concept of sterilization; No peeing everywhere.

After the estrus period passed, Xiaobai and Xiaohei went to the twins' school more often.

Song Chunxiang used the old clothes at home to change several small clothes for the cats.Ordinary cats don't like to wear clothes, and they don't like the feeling of being restrained. They don't know how to walk when they put on clothes.But Xiaobai and Xiaohei asked for clothes on their own initiative.Because they don't like to pick things up with their mouths.If they wear clothes, there are pockets on the clothes, and things can be put in the pockets, and their mouths are liberated.

The twins are in a hurry to go out in the morning and forget to wear their badges?Put the badge into the cat's pocket, Xiaobai and Xiaohei gave it to them together.It's going to rain soon, but the twins don't have umbrellas?Tie the umbrella to the cat's back, and Xiaobai and Xiaohei send it to them together.Twins accidentally left homework or school supplies at home?Roll up the homework and tie it on the cat's back, Xiaobai and Xiaohei will send it to them together...

Their popularity is getting better and better, and their classmates envy them for having cats!

"If only I had a cat, I always forget to bring my shoe covers!" An An's girl at the front desk said enviously.

Multimedia courses are offered in the school, one lesson a week.Students need to wear shoe covers when they enter the multimedia classroom, and they are self-provided.At this moment, the home computer market has just opened up, and most of the students do not have computers at home.Because computers are quite expensive, there is only one multimedia classroom in the whole school.There is a requirement to wear shoe covers for fear that people will bring in too much dust and affect the service life of the computer.

The computer teacher said, if anyone forgets to bring shoe covers, then don't go to the multimedia classroom in computer class, and stay in the class for self-study!

But there are always people who forget to bring shoe covers.

For individual students, shoe covers only need to be used once a week; but for multimedia classrooms, they are used every day.

An An had an idea, and after returning home from school that day, she turned out the plastic shoe covers that Song Chunxiang had bought.There are dozens of plastic shoe covers in this box. Song Chunxiang bought it in the supermarket after hearing that the school required students to bring shoe covers.An An took the shoe cover and said to Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei: "Let's go to the school gate to do business! Sell shoe covers to the students! Do you agree?"

Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei looked at each other, not wanting to discourage An An's enthusiasm, so they pushed Da Huang out tacitly.

So, the next morning, a miraculous scene appeared at the school gate.

A fat yellow cat was guarding a basket with shoe covers and a sign.The sign said "shoe covers, one pair for one cent".There was no one else around the basket.It happened that someone was going to take a multimedia class that day, and he slapped his head and said, "Ah, I forgot to bring my shoe covers!"

Rhubarb pressed its paws on the shoe covers, and the man put a round one in the basket, and then it let the man take a pair of shoe covers away.

For safety reasons, there is a straight road more than 100 meters long as soon as you come out of the school gate, but this road is not allowed to set up stalls for business, lest it will cause road congestion.Therefore, the rhubarb stall is the only one.The teacher on duty at the school gate was so shocked by the cat's intelligence that he even forgot the rule that no stalls were allowed at the school gate.When he remembered, four pairs of Rhubarb's shoe covers had been sold.

The teacher on duty did not drive Rhubarb away.He just stared at Da Huang and smirked.

By the time Song Chunxiang knew about this, Rhubarb had already set up a stall.Song Chunxiang said something nonsense, originally planned not to let Da Huang go the next day, but Da Huang insisted on going!She couldn't stop her, so she had to say to An'an and Lele: "If others exaggerate Huang's cleverness, you have to quickly refute and say that this is so wrong. Foreign parrots can do multiplication! Foreign cats can take care of babies and know Soak milk powder for the baby! Foreign dogs can not only guard the house, but also smell the metal buried in the ground, and help their owners find the treasure buried in the ground by their ancestors..."

"Mom, are foreign animals really so smart?" An An asked curiously.

Song Chunxiang said angrily, "How do I know this? I'm not a foreigner!"

"What mother said..."

"I made it up now. You don't have to worry about it." Song Chunxiang tapped An An's forehead.

Although Song Chunxiang hadn't read any books, she still had a thorough understanding of human relationships and sophistication.Who cares whether those foreign magical animals are real or not, it's just an additional topic of conversation.With these words made up by Song Chunxiang, although Dahuang's behavior of setting up a stall is very miraculous, it seems not so miraculous.People subconsciously think that rhubarb is not alone, there are many animals in the world that can do this.

"If you want to exaggerate rhubarb, I will not stop it. After it is stolen, you should cry!" Song Chunxiang said.

An An and Lele quickly covered their mouths.

I don't know how the teachers at the school discussed it, but the rhubarb stall has been fixed like this.Anyway, it’s just a cat in a basket, and it doesn’t take up any space at all.In addition to the shoe covers that are sold, even if they sell a lot in a day, they still can't sell ten pairs. This can't be called a business at all, can it?The most important thing is, this cat is cute, this cat is smart, isn't it natural to give it some preferential treatment?

In this way, Rhubarb, the illegal shoe cover vendor, became the recognized mascot of Shuangqi Primary School.

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After the preparatory bell rang, there was no one at the school gate.

The serious dean looked around, and his black face immediately turned into an idiot face. He took out a dollar from his pocket (no dime was found), handed it to Da Huang and said, "I want to buy shoe covers." Da Huang asked the teaching director to put the money in the basket, and then asked him to get the shoe covers by himself.

Where does the dean really need shoe covers? He just wanted to make out with Rhubarb. He only took a pair. Then he couldn't restrain his idiot soul, and stretched out his hand towards the cat, wishing he could hug the cat from head to toe Roll it again.Rhubarb stretched out his front paws and pressed the idiot's hand.

Rhubarb picked up the sign in the basket and turned it over.

The dean took a closer look and saw ten small characters written on it. "Focus on selling shoe covers, and never sell yourself."

It's such a principled meow to buy a set without selling yourself!