In the last few days of the winter vacation, Song Xin, as the father of the twins, rushed over to visit the children, carrying big and small bags full of snacks and toys.Instead of staying in the rented house, he took his children out to eat, and he ate Western-style fast food like hamburgers and fries.

An'an and Lele, who ate these things for the first time, felt that the taste of the salad dressing was weird, but because it was a food that had never been eaten before that often appeared in TV commercials, they still ate to their hearts' content.An An packed a set meal and said she was going to take it home for her mother to eat.

This kind of deep-fried Western-style fast food can't stand to be packed. Unfortunately, the twins didn't know it. When they got home, the French fries were already limp.An An was very distressed and said: "I want to let the cats taste the French fries, but why did the French fries become like this after I brought them home?"

The twins immediately felt very sorry.

The hamburger brought to Song Chunxiang was too cold, and there was no microwave oven at home. Song Chunxiang studied it for a long time, and finally decided to fry it in a frying pan.The specific method is similar to that of decocting buns. Pour a little water on the bottom of the pot to prevent the burger from being scorched.What a talented mother!

Soon it was the start of school, but the puzzles that Song Chunxiang bought for An'an and Lele were not finished yet.When Song Chunxiang took the children to the school to sign up, Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu were playing puzzles at home.As soon as they put together the jigsaw puzzle, Rhubarb rushed over and broke the jigsaw puzzle apart.

Both Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu squinted their eyes at Rhubarb.

Rhubarb meowed innocently.Hehe, to tell you the truth, it was the puzzle that started first.

Less than a week after school started, Shen Yi noticed that An An's hands were scratched a little.

It's not serious, it looks like it was scratched after falling on the ground. As a little boy, he likes to run and jump, squats on the ground and shoots a slingshot, and likes to hug each other on the ground and fight back and forth. It's normal to get a little injury.But Shen Yi still asked, pointing to the wound, and asked, "Meow?"

An An whispered: "I'm telling you, don't tell mom. Zhang Jiayi from the second class of the fourth grade asked me to borrow pocket money, but I refused to borrow it, so I had a fight with him. Hmph, if you fight well, you can't let go first." On the other hand, if I don’t know, if I really lend him the money, he will definitely not pay it back.”

Is this a campus bully?Shen Yi glanced up and down at An An, and asked, "Meow?"

"No, no, no injuries anywhere else. Wear more clothes, hehe." An An said.

Winter has not yet passed, everyone is dressed like a ball, and it doesn't hurt to roll around on the ground.Although there is a big difference in physical strength between the first grade students and the fourth grade students, Zhang Jiayi never expected that the little first grader would dare to resist, and was caught off guard by An An who suddenly exerted strength and bumped him into a somersault.Lele was usually silent, but she was not timid at the critical moment. She picked up a brick from the flower bed and used it as a weapon in her hand.

Shen Yi raised her chin towards Lele and asked, "Meow?"

"Lele was not injured either." An An replied, "Lele didn't even do anything, he was holding a brick, and they scared them away."

After all, they were just a group of elementary school students. The one who robbed the money probably had never seen a person like An Anlele who dared to resist, and was frightened instead.Although Shen Yi didn't approve of An An directly fighting with the fourth grade students, but if An An didn't resist this time and obediently gave the money, then those people would definitely rob him and Lele of their money in the future.The students all know that An Anlele's family runs a shop, and they all agree that they must have money.

Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu discussed it and decided to visit the twins' school.They were worried that the man named Zhang Jiayi would make trouble for the twins again. He scared them away the first time, but not necessarily the second time.The fourth grade students are stronger than the first grade students!

The twins' school is an ordinary elementary school, not a city center.

The next day, when the twins went to school, Xiao Bai lay on An An's schoolbag, Xiao Hei lay on Lele's schoolbag, and went to school with the twins.But they didn't follow the twins to their classrooms, which would be bad if the kids were distracted from class.

During class, An'an and Lele would be fine if they were sitting in the classroom, while Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu were wandering around the school.After class was over, they ran to the flower bed outside the first grade classroom, staring at An An and Le Le, and if the twins went to the toilet, they would follow.The same is true for recess exercises and lunch breaks.A whole day passed, and Zhang Jiayi did not show up.The two and the two cats went home happily again.

After a few days like this, Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu became familiar with the school and learned many secrets of the students.

Take that Zhang Jiayi as an example. The couple knew that he had a good time with the other boys in the school. He would go to the game hall every day after school, and throw all his pocket money into the game hall.These boys not only blackmailed the twins, but actually blackmailed three or five other students.

The janitor in the school usually likes to collect some old newspapers to sell for money.The couple tried their best to get a stick of solid glue, found a piece of white paper, picked words from the newspaper, and spelled out a simple report letter.Shen Yi folded the report letter in half and stuffed it into the dean's office.

Shen Yi was already very good at using her claws, a sharp claw emerged from the pad of her flesh, and the translucent claw shone dangerously cold under the sun.

While picking words, Shen Yi also saw an old news, which was the news that a black-hearted game hall was seized.Shen Yi pondered, the game hall that Zhang Jiayi and those students often went to should also be an informal game hall.He picked up the news and took it back to show the twins.

The twins don't know so many words, but they can understand this old news by flipping through the dictionary.

A few days later, Zhang Jiayi and the others were all invited as parents, and they were all downcast.There is also a guy named Wang Xiaotian in their group, who has just been drawn into the group by them. He has never participated in a single extortion operation, and he has never even been to the game hall. He just agreed to join the "Dragon Tiger Gang" headed by Zhang Jiayi. ", this time also called the parents.Wang Xiaotian's father is tall and big, like a bear.

The mighty and majestic father of ninety kilograms had red eyes and cried like a ninety-pound bitch, saying, "How could you do this!"

Wang Xiaotian's younger sister, Wang Tiantian, a glorious kindergarten student, comforted her father and said, "Dad, don't cry, brother knows it's wrong."

When it comes to apologizing to the victims, the Wang family is the most active.The twins are a little embarrassed. In fact, Wang Xiaotian has never done anything bad. He is an honest boy, but his height follows his father, and he is taller than his peers. Zhang Jiayi probably wants to add a thug to himself, so he bewitched Wang Xiaotian to join Dragon Tiger help.By the way, the name Dragon Tiger Gang was also improvised when Zhang Jiayi was fooling Wang Xiaotian.

An An said: "Father Wang, you don't need to apologize, just tell Wang Xiaotian not to play with bad kids in the future. Those bad kids are really bad, they go to the game hall... I heard that the bosses of those game halls are also bad, It’s just cheating children out of money, we can report them!”

The dean heard this in his heart, and turned around and reported the black heart game hall.

After the campus extortion incident this time, the twins have an extra good friend, and it is the honest and responsible Wang Xiaotian.He is a student in Class [-], Grade [-], and his homework is neither good nor bad. He is an ordinary student in the class who is particularly easy to be ignored by the teacher.Song Chunxiang really likes Wang Xiaotian, as a mother likes to see such tall and strong boys.With Wang Xiaotian, the couple no longer have to follow the twins to and from school every day.

Wang Xiaotian's younger sister attends a kindergarten nearby.

Kindergarten ends early, but Wang's father and mother leave work late. In the past, Wang Tiantian was asked to wait in the kindergarten until Wang Xiaotian got out of school, and then took her sister home.Every time Wang Xiaotian went to pick up his younger sister, only the caretaker was left in the kindergarten.No need now, the kindergarten teacher can take two extra steps to send Wang Tiantian to Song Chunxiang's store, and then Wang Tiantian can stay in Song Chunxiang's store and wait for her brother to leave school.

Song Chunxiang really likes Wang Tiantian!This little girl is very spooky!

Wang Tiantian also likes Song Chunxiang, rhubarb, and Xiaobai and Xiaohei!

The weather is getting warmer, spring is approaching, and there are more wild cats on the roadside.Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu are almost one year younger, and they are fertile as cats.However, they all felt that it was weird to use a cat's body in this way, and Plato was determined in this life.

In early summer, there were more cat noises in the middle of the night, some of which sounded like children crying, while others were howling like ghosts and wolves.

As a father-in-law, Rhubarb has no needs in this regard, but maybe it is because of the lack of needs that he is depressed. He is lying on the sofa like a big man with his feet, which is a standard "Ge You lying", and he looks really decadent. .Alas, the balls are gone, I miss the balls.

As normal tomcats, Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu were affected by hormones in their bodies, and they always felt hot and dry.

This is the so-called estrus period?But the estrus period seems to be nothing, and the little physical symptoms can't affect them.The reason why human beings are superior to ordinary animals is that they can control their desires rationally.Both Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu can control it.

But they can control themselves, but they cannot control other cats.So they didn't go out, so as not to be chased by the mother cat as soon as they went out.

Cough, there is one more point, although rationality can control it, even as a real human being, wouldn’t there be nocturnal emissions during puberty? Nocturnal emission is an automatic reaction of the body and has nothing to do with reason.Similarly, as a cat now, morning erections are unavoidable under the influence of hormones.The cat’s little chirp is very interesting. It’s not a whole piece with the same thickness from top to bottom, but like the antenna of a black and white TV set. It’s section by section. When it’s short, it’s all shrunk inside, and when it’s long, it’s just one section. One section is extended, the bottom one is the thickest, and the top one is the thinnest.Or you can use the umbrella handle of a folding umbrella as a metaphor. When the umbrella is opened, doesn’t the umbrella handle become longer section by section?

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Shen Yi pondered, cats have unique advantages, they can completely play black and white TV.

"Hey, why is there snowflakes when the TV is turned on? Pat the TV to see if it works... Ha, it doesn't work at all? It seems that the signal is bad. Come on, be good, just lie down and don't move around , let me help you adjust the antenna, the antenna is elongated, swinging from side to side, meow!"

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