Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Liszt went to the kitchen and took out the Dutch imported, no, imported potatoes, which he bought with a lot of money, out of the plastic bag, cleaned them with a brush, and then peeled them with a peeler.

Take off the cutting board and kitchen knife hanging on the wall, and cut the potatoes into large bowls.Take out the ribs, wash them, and chop them with a bone knife.

While chopping the meat, Liszt became more and more angry when he thought about the need for more oil bottles in the future. He waved the kitchen knife up and down to vent his emotions.

After Shan Zeng packed his luggage, he went to the bathroom to take a shower. After the shower, he washed his head. He wrapped up the towel and couldn't find the hair dryer. He planned to ask Liszt in the kitchen.

As soon as he got out of the bathroom door, he heard Liszt cutting meat in DuangDuangDuang, he called a few times and Liszt didn't respond. Shan Zeng came closer and saw that he was talking to himself with his head down.

Shan Zeng stood behind Liszt and said to him, "Where is the hair dryer?"

"Ah!" Liszt was startled and almost threw the knife out, "You scared me to death."

"Won't you shout outside the kitchen? I didn't see me chopping meat. It's dangerous for you to look like this." Liszt said angrily.

Shan Zeng frowned, but still apologized to Liszt, "I'm sorry."

"The hair dryer is in the second drawer of the TV cabinet." Liszt still answered him.He looked at the half-naked man in front of him. The bath towel around his waist looked familiar to him, and he couldn't help asking Shan Zeng, "Where did you get the bath towel?"

"It was pulled from behind the door."

Liszt: Damn!But he still held back his anger, and said calmly on the surface: "Okay, but don't forget to wash it for me after use."

"Ah."

But still, "Wait, where's your body wash and shampoo?"

Single increase: ...

"Towel for hair and..." Looking at Shan Zeng's feet, he gritted his teeth, "...where are the slippers!"

Shan Zeng had no choice but to say a few words of sorry politely, and slowly withdrew from Liszt's circle of anger.

When I was in the China Criminal Investigation Bureau before, a large group of brothers lived together, and many things were shared. I never thought about these things, so I brought all the habits here.

When it was time to eat, Liszt brought out the dishes and called Shan Zeng to eat.

After Shan Zeng took a bath, he didn't shave his beard, and didn't deal with his messy hair, but after changing his clothes, he still looked much cleaner.

Li Si especially admired manly men.

Shan Zeng changed into a black plaid shirt and straight-leg denim pants. Although the buttons on the chest and cuffs were not buttoned, two large pectoral muscles could be vaguely seen on the chest, and the shirt tucked into the pants outlined a strong wasp waist.Liszt couldn't help sighing: Hey, I'll go, isn't this the figure I dream of!

But thinking that it was the man in front of him who caused him to be sold by his mother, Liszt felt very upset again.

Shan Zeng sat down at the small dining table, seeing that Liszt had even prepared the meal for himself, he was a little impressed by him.

"Thank you." Shan Zeng said, picking up his rice bowl.

After adjusting the temperature of the induction cooker, Liszt replied, "Thank you, it's a small matter."

Halfway through the meal, Liszt said to Shan Zeng: "By the way, you can wash the dishes later, don't you have any objections?"

Shan Zeng: "...OK."

During Liszt's two years of living alone, his cooking skills have improved a lot. In addition to simple home-cooked dishes, steamed buns, dumplings, and western food, he can also know a little bit.So Shan Zeng ate the potato ribs made by Liszt, added rice again and again, and when Liszt finished eating a bowl of rice and added rice to the rice cooker, his face became ugly again.

Holding the empty bowl and knocking loudly, Liszt walked to Shan Zeng's side and watched him dig into the rice, "Brother, haven't you eaten for a few days?"

Shan Zeng swallowed a mouthful of rice, heard what Liszt said, and replied, "Well, I haven't eaten a good meal for several days."

Liszt was surprised. Didn't the superiors send people down without subsidies?Thinking about the tragedy when Shan Zeng entered the door just now, Liszt made a bold guess: "Don't tell me you slept on the street last night?"

"Almost." Shan Zeng picked up a piece of potato and said while chewing, "Chengdong bridge hole."

"Hey! So miserable?" Liszt thought that it would be better for him to be treated like a civil servant.

Concerned on the surface but gloating in his heart, "Your welfare in the criminal investigation bureau is so bad?"

"If you can save a little bit, it's a little bit, and what you save is to support your family." Shan Zeng finally scooped up a bowl of pork rib soup and finished it with a slurp.

Now Liszt heard that he was lying to himself, "Fart! You support the family, so I am the support of the family."

"Wait, let me ask you a personal question, okay?"

"You said."

Liszt wanted to know how much he was worth, "What kind of business does your father do?"

"Jade."

... Liszt thought silently: Well, I am still worth some money.

Seeing that he took advantage of his promise to live these two times, everything in the pot was almost looted, and seeing the leftovers, Liszt had no appetite, so he threw the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and said, "You wash the dishes", just Back to the room to take a nap.

Shan Zeng has never washed the dishes before. He used to go out on missions and eat some compressed biscuits. When the conditions were better, he would go to the fly shop on the street to eat. He didn't have to wash the dishes at home.

Shan Zeng had no choice but to rub a couple of them randomly based on the impression in his memory, and found a cupboard to put the bowls in.

There was no bedding in the room, so Shan Zeng didn't sleep well last night and had to make do with it on the sofa.

Liszt, who was not full at noon, was woken up by his hungry stomach, picked up his phone and checked the time, it was three o'clock in the afternoon.

He got up in a daze and wanted to find something to eat in the refrigerator.When I arrived at the living room, I saw that Shan Zeng had nothing covered, curled up on the sofa and slept.Liszt couldn't stand it anymore, and went back to the room to find him a thin blanket to cover him.

When he was about to cover it, Liszt felt that something was wrong, I really fucking did this kind of thing!Spineless!Angrily, he threw the blanket directly on his face.

When he arrived in the kitchen, Liszt was furious when he saw that the stove was still as messy as he had just made dinner.

He ran to the living room, pulled the blanket off Gai Danzeng, and shouted, "Get up!"

Shan Zeng, who was sleeping soundly, didn't know why, so he wiped his face, "What's wrong?"

"Why didn't you wash the dishes?"

"I've washed it." Shan Zeng was puzzled.

"Washed?" Li Sierian raised his voice, "The stove hasn't been wiped, the cutting board hasn't been washed, what do you call it washed?"

Shan Zeng, who had never washed the dishes, felt that Liszt was deliberately picking on his own thorns.But he endured it anyway, got up and went silently to the kitchen to deal with the tail.

Liszt felt very speechless, felt that Shan Zeng was very unreliable, and even felt that he didn't dare to use the things he washed.After thinking about it, he went to the kitchen, pushed Shan Zeng away, "Let's go, let's go, I'll do it myself."

Hey, Shan Zeng has never seen such a mean man in his life, and he has never been so angry. He really wants to curse.

Shan Zeng returned to the living room, intending to catch up on sleep on the sofa, when he saw the blanket that Liszt just brought him.This is... so... Liszt?Shan Zeng didn't understand again.

After dealing with the messy things in the kitchen, Liszt took a piece of sliced ​​bread he made a few days ago in the refrigerator and drank it, and took a can of yogurt with a straw and put it on the coffee table.

Here Liszt nestled on the sofa and checked Weibo, while Shan Zeng came out of Liszt's room.

Liszt hated people entering his room the most. Just when he was about to have a fit, Shan Zeng immediately replied: "I put the blanket back on your bed."

Liszt: ...

"Thank you." Shan Zeng lost no reason.

Chewing the bread in his mouth, Liszt didn't speak, but he seemed to be fine.

Shan Zeng happened to be thirsty. Seeing Liszt eating bread and drinking yogurt, he felt a little... so what.

Li is not a person who eats alone, so he handed the yogurt to Shan Zeng, "You drink it, I just plugged in the straw."

After taking the straw, Shan Zeng said thank you.He has figured out Liszt's character a bit now. He has many principles and good habits compared to himself. Although his mouth is poisonous, he is quite generous and polite to others.

After Liszt finished eating, he greeted Shan Zeng and went to the study room. He took out the folder, downloaded the electronic file before Shan Zeng from the Internet, and copied it down to fill in the form.

... Liszt looked at Shan Zeng described on the household registration information, and the screen full of first-class and second-class merits was simply blinding, and he couldn't help...

"Fuck."

"Is there any question?" Shan Zeng, who was sitting on the side, asked.

"Nothing..." He continued typing on the keyboard silently.This person is really powerful, no wonder my mother is willing to sell me...

I bother!

Damn, Liszt, why are you getting more and more spineless!

Unknowingly, the keyboard clicked again.

Shan Zeng didn't know what happened to Liszt, but felt that his father's instructions might not be easy for him to fulfill.

To fill in the form, Liszt asked Shan Zeng, "What case are you here for this time?"

Shan Zeng replied: "A monster death accident caused by demons."

"Huh? Who died? Why didn't I know?" As a household registration administrator, Liszt felt that he knew about this kind of thing first, didn't he?

"It's the news from the underworld. It's not yet confirmed who died."

Liszt suddenly had a premonition that the black hat on his head would not be safe, "It won't be my responsibility..."

"This matter came from the underworld. No one knew about it beforehand. It's not your responsibility."

He patted his chest and took a long breath, "That's good."

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