Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Lister is a kangaroo.

In the 80s, his parents ran from Australia to China to settle because they loved Chinese culture too much.So even when Liszt took shape, his parents used the standard Chinese character face of the news broadcast host as a reference for him.Because he looked so different from his parents since he was a child, when he was in elementary school, his classmates always joked behind his back that he was a picked child.

When Liszt was a child, he was quiet and honest, never mischievous, and was very popular with the elders in the neighborhood. Although his academic performance was not top-notch, he served as the study committee member of the class every year.

Such a new youth who was born in New China, grew up under the red flag, and shouldered the ardent hopes of teachers and parents.But after graduating from university, he chose the most common path: to be a civil servant in the demon world, and to work as a demon account administrator in a small county in the south.

It doesn't matter what others say about Liszt, after all, he has no great ambitions since he was a child.When a civil servant in the demon world includes food and housing, he still gets a salary every month.Besides, in the county where I work, there are less than fifty demons who live in the permanent residence. To manage the household registrations of such a few monsters, isn't it a trivial matter for a college student who graduated from 985?

So Liszt is very satisfied with his current life. Although the monthly salary of more than 5000 yuan is excluding the five social insurances and one housing fund, the remaining money still needs to be counted, but he only needs to work for six hours a day, and sometimes he does not work for a week. Half a ghost, really has no workload.

Life is very comfortable.

On this day, Liszt went out to the vegetable market at eight o'clock as usual to buy vegetables.Since I often go to the vegetable stall in the vegetable market to buy vegetables, the aunt of the vegetable stall is already very familiar with this young guy.

Seeing Liszt's aunt talk to him as soon as he came to his vegetable stall, "Xiao Li, what kind of vegetables are you here to buy today?"

"Auntie, how much are these potatoes?" Liszt picked in the potato basket, these potatoes are not very fresh.

"One yuan per catty." I bought this basket of potatoes for [-] cents in the wholesale market, and since Liszt is an acquaintance, he didn't dare to sell it too expensive.

Liszt put the potatoes in his hand back, and patted the dirt on his hands, "It doesn't seem to be fresh."

The aunt struggled to drag out another basket of potatoes, "Come on, Xiao Li, this basket is fresh, and it costs one yuan and thirty cents."

"It's too expensive, isn't it only one yuan and two a few days ago?" Liszt said nonsense, picked up the potatoes and weighed them.

This guy usually likes to pick and choose when he buys vegetables, and he has to haggle over the price when he buys a order. The aunt is not happy, "You don't think the cheap ones are fresh, and you don't think the fresh ones are cheap. There is no such good thing that you can take all of them." Already?" Snatching potatoes, "Do you like to buy it or not?"

Liszt, who was all disgusted, had to go to other food stalls.Eh?I haven't visited this food stall.Liszt went to this vegetable stand to look, good guy, this potato is big and round, smooth to the touch, hard and firm.At first glance, it is a good material for making potato ribs.

Pointing to the potatoes, Liszt asked the boss, "Boss, how much are these potatoes for a catty?"

The male boss didn't even look back, "Four yuan."

"Huh? Why is it so expensive?" Don't say you are imported.

"This is a Dutch potato introduced from abroad, not genetically modified." The boss put more than half of the vegetables in the box on the shelf, and the water on the leaves almost splashed Liszt's face.

Since you and I are both imported species, then... buy it!

Although expensive, these potatoes are really good, so Liszt reluctantly bought two.Since he was going to make potato rib soup at noon, he went to the butcher to weigh a rib.Thinking that the cooking wine at home was not enough, I went to the oil and grain store in the vegetable market to buy a bottle of cooking wine.

It was troublesome to carry these things in his hands after buying them, so Liszt went to the public toilet of the vegetable market and put all the things in his kangaroo bag.

I forgot to mention that apart from being an Australian with a Chinese face, Liszt has something special, that is, as a male kangaroo, he has a pouch unique to female kangaroos.Now someone is about to ask, will our Liszt have babies?Lister said I declined to answer.

Putting everything in his pockets in the toilet, Liszt walked out of the toilet swaggeringly.I happened to meet the vegetable stall aunt who just came out of the women's toilet.

The auntie at the food stand had a weird smile on her face, the light in the toilet was dim, the auntie came over and threw Liszt against the wall,

"Auntie, what are you doing..." Liszt trembled.

The vegetable stand smiled again, his dark pupils reflected Liszt's terrified face, "Liszt... is there someone from your house?" As he spoke, transparent saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth, dripping on Liszt's lapel.

"Ah!" Auntie, what's the fuss, Liszt quickly pushed her away, "Auntie, I won't chat with you anymore, I'm still in a hurry to go home and cook." After finishing speaking, he slipped along the wall.

Liszt walked out of the vegetable market, returned to the residential area where he lived, bought a box of Furong Wang in the small shop downstairs, lit it in his hand, and took a sharp puff. The smoke from the cigarette entered the lungs from the trachea and circled around. Then, spit it out from the throat.

This is a bad habit that Liszt learned from his roommate when he was in college. When he was in college, he was addicted to cigarettes and had to smoke a pack of soft China a day.Now there is no such condition. I can only buy 20 yuan of Furong Wang to save money and smoke a pack every two days.

Smoking a small cigarette and humming a little tune, Liszt walked to work, er... it was his own home.

The downstairs door is broken, and it can be opened without a key. Open the door and go up to the third floor, which is the door of Liszt's house.

scare!Why is there a person squatting in front of this neighbor's house?

A man in filthy clothes was leaning against the entrance of a neighbor's house, sitting on the ground with his head bowed, with a dirty denim luggage beside him.

Liszt glanced at him several times, then judged based on his inherent impression, "It's bad, he can't be a wandering lunatic."

Quickly took out the key and opened the door, the man heard the sound of the door opening, as if he had just woken up from sleep, his unkempt head looked up at Liszt, Liszt didn't expect that he would wake up suddenly, so he could only fuck with him squint.

The man and Liszt looked at each other for a while, then suddenly stood up and rushed towards him.

"Ah!" Liszt yelled, and quickly entered the door and closed it.Uneasy about closing the door, he also locked the door lock.

The man knocked on the door outside, yelling for Liszt to open the door for him.

Liszt's brain is completely out of order, oh my god!All kinds of similar social news kept playing in his mind: "The homeless man went crazy and slashed passers-by, causing one death and two injuries." "A woman was raped by a passing homeless man late at night." "Spring is here, citizens should be careful..."

The trembling Liszt has forgotten the fact that he is a monster. Liszt, who loves to watch social news, has been completely brainwashed.

In the end, Liszt felt that he still had to show a little bit of manliness and stammered, "There's...a... person outside! Don't...don't knock on the door, knock again...I'm going to call the police. But now... ...Harmonious society! If you..." The knocking on the door stopped.

Liszt thought his intimidation had worked, and slowly moved to the gate, peeking at the man outside the door through the peephole.

The man was indeed not by the door at this time. He squatted on the ground and rummaged through something in the luggage bag. Suddenly, he seemed to have found something. He took a list, stood up and knocked on Liszt's door again.

Fuck!Seeing that he didn't look like a lunatic, Liszt asked, "Why!"

"Liszt? Are you Liszt?" The man read out the list.

Looking for me?Let alone, this man's voice is really nice.

Liszt finally realized that he was probably a monster who came to do business, so he opened the door for him, "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a crowd who came to do business." He politely invited the man in, and Liszt quickly gave him a kiss A cup of tea on the coffee table.

The man didn't take off his shoes when he entered the door, and sat down on Liszt's beige sofa, with his dirty luggage thrown on the sofa blanket.Liszt felt so distressed, but he was too embarrassed to say it. After all, he had to tolerate a hundred kinds of demon people...

Sitting on the single sofa after making tea, Liszt thought he must buy some sofa cushions later.

"Uh... are you here for household registration?" Liszt asked.

The man took out a facial tissue on the coffee table, blew his nose, and said, "I'm here to apply for a temporary residence permit. This is my letter of introduction." He took out a letter from his pocket and handed it to Li Si. special.

Liszt took the letter of introduction, unfolded it, hey!It's still my mother's handwriting.He looked down excitedly, but his face became darker and darker.

What?Not only do you want me to apply for a temporary residence permit for him, but also arrange accommodation for this man?Still want to eat?I'm sorry, this is the Household Registration Administration Bureau!It's not a shelter, mom, what are you thinking!

Knowing that this man still wants him to control his food, Liszt's expression became less favorable, and he took the list in his hand with a gloomy expression.He took out his phone and called his mother.

"Hello? Mom." The phone was connected, and Liszt stood up and walked to the balcony.

The mother's gentle voice came from the other end of the phone: "Baby~ why did you remember to call mom~"

"Mom, didn't I call you yesterday?"

"Hey, mom misses you, you said you ran so far to work alone, mom, I..."

"Stop!" Liszt hurriedly asked his mother to stop, and it would be endless if it went on like this, "Mom, I'm asking you... what happened to the single... Dan Zeng of the Central Crime Bureau?"

The mother giggled on the other end of the phone, "Honey, mom has other intentions. That boy Shan Zeng looks so handsome and polite. I have discussed with his father that you two will live together. Cultivate and cultivate feelings together."

Liszt felt MMP in his heart, and said coldly: "Mom, tell the truth, what does his family do?"

"Well...that's...that's..." Mama Li pretended to lose her memory.

Liszt understood, "How many antiques did his father give you to make you sell your son?"

"Hey, hey, why does my son miss me so much, hey." Li's mother was secretly sad.

Hearing his mother's cry, Liszt's heart softened again, "Mom, stop crying..."

"Whoa, whoa..."

Liszt completely compromised: "Mom, don't cry, can't I promise?"

"Okay~ It's really my boy." The instantly happy mother Li said.

Liszt: ...

Shan Zeng is the name of the man sitting on the sofa now. This year is his fifth year as an investigator of the intermediate case. The documents from the superiors have asked him to come here to investigate a case. After the case is over, he can leave the job smoothly, so he Don't dare to neglect.

The Bureau of Investigation of Intermediate Cases is the investigation management bureau responsible for cases of cross-border disputes. Most of the investigators are staff from the demon world, referred to as the Bureau of Intermediate Cases.

Father knew that he was coming here, so despite his obstruction, he privately called the leader of the Household Registration Administration.After it was over, he told himself to get along well with Liszt after he got here, I don't know what he thought.

Liszt came back angrily after making the phone call.Throwing the list back to Liszt, he said: "I will issue a temporary residence permit for you, and I will also temporarily solve the problem of food and accommodation for you, but you have to listen to me if you live with me."

When he was in the team, no one dared to talk to Shan Zeng like this. Liszt's tone made Shan Zeng a little uncomfortable.

But this is someone else's territory anyway, Shan Zeng still gave Liszt enough face, "Okay, I will do what you say, and I won't trouble you."

Only then did Liszt feel relieved, and asked Shan Zeng to pack his luggage and take him to the auxiliary bedroom.Find him a bedding after dinner.