The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Meng Zhe rushed up to find the cat, and Dai Mei and Bai Ling knelt under the living room tremblingly, studying the seven-character mantra left by the Demon Lord.

Bai Ling lowered his voice, and asked anxiously, "Sister Dai, Walter tsk tsk tsk Fuck, what do you mean?"

Dai Mei was dripping with cold sweat, "Speak carefully, what does Your Majesty mean, can we guess at will?"

She closed her eyes, "I have heard for a long time that there are strange spells in some ancient books, which are cast in ancient languages ​​and have strange effects. I think what your lord said is also the lost ancient divine words recorded in ancient books, right?"

Above their heads, the Mozun lifted the quilt upstairs and turned over the bathtub, jumping up and down, rattling the wooden floor, and from time to time uttered grievous and esoteric ancient sounds such as "Fake, Schutt". divine language.

Behind them, Chang Xiao closed the door with a bang, and when the robe was rolled, the fluffy ball fell out of the clothes, but jumped up from the window sill, and went straight upstairs.

And Meng Zhe upstairs has closed himself.

He suddenly began to doubt whether the metaphysics of Mercury retrograde based on the trajectory of Mercury is still useful in this continent, otherwise how could he scientifically explain the strange and unlucky travels along the way, and even his beloved cat didn't know where he went? fact.

He looked around, this is a closed high-rise building, the main entrance is closed, in order to prevent the cats from getting lost when going out, he specially locked it from the outside, and the windows are also closed when going out, and this imperial building is extremely high Well, his family's Dafu was timid and would not run to the window without incident, so that he had countless guesses in his mind for a while, and even came up with brain holes such as time-space rifts in the teleportation array.

Meng Zhe sat beside his master's nest, deeply depressed.

He thought, "My little cutie is so shy, if she wanders on the street, will she be hungry?"

He wondered again, "Will it rain and get his fur dirty, but Dafu loves to be clean, so it will be uncomfortable?"

After a while, he suddenly realized that the demon king was rich and powerful, so he jumped up from the bed, intending to ask Daimei to issue another military order, using her technical expertise in digging graves and graves, to find his cat. , Suddenly there was a small meow on the window sill.

It's the meowing of a milk cat.

Meng Zhe suspected for a moment that he was hallucinating.

He had encountered such a thing when he was a volunteer at a stray cat shelter.

There was an old lady who came to feed the cats, but the shelter had insufficient funds. Others brought cat food here on a whim, and they brought cheap ones. It would be best not to pay 40 yuan for the royal family. , but she is not a high-income group, and Meng Zhe can occasionally see her negotiating with others in the vegetable market.

Later, we talked a lot. The grandmother said that she didn’t like cats at first, they thought they were dirty, but his wife liked them. Later, she felt that she was getting older, so she followed his wife’s wish and took an orange cat home from the vegetable market. It’s the elderly. , I had no place to do my homework. I didn’t expect to meet the backyard. When the cat came home, it had ear mites and ascites. She didn't raise it for two years, but her wife died of a sudden illness. At that time, she thought the cat was troublesome. She wanted to give the orange cat away, but the cat refused to leave, and ran back after taking it away. She lay on the roof of the mourning hall for a whole night, and she felt soft-hearted. I took it home again.

Later, after many years, the cat almost became half of granddaughter of grandma. Suddenly one day, grandma found that the cat was eating and drinking less, and feeding meat didn’t work. She took it to the pet hospital to have a look. He is only 18 years old, which is actually more than 88 years old in human beings. He is an octogenarian.

So grandma suddenly discovered that the kitten she brought back was actually older than her.

Finally, one day suddenly, this cat got lost in the yard for no apparent reason. When it was young, it could find its way back to the mourning hall. I will see it again in the shelter, and occasionally hear my own cat meowing. Grandma said that after raising it well, she can distinguish the meowing of her own cat.

Of course, the reality is not a story, at least during the time when Meng Zhe was working, grandma had never seen that little orange.

Seeing that there was no response for a long time, Chang Xiao patted the window with his pink and tender flesh pad, tilted his head and meowed again.

Only then did Meng Zhe turn back in surprise, took a deep breath, and opened the window abruptly.

Outside the window was a snow-white dumpling with blueberry jam-colored eyes and a big tail wagging, tilting its head to look at Meng Zhe.

——It’s his family’s great fortune!

Meng Zhe was in a state of anxiety. He was a big boy about 1.8 meters tall, and he was also an arrogant and handsome devil. He was so frightened by a milk cat that his tears were about to burst into tears. When he saw Dafu at first glance, he was half happy. , still feeling a little angry and embarrassed for no reason, holding it up to him with his lower abdomen, took a deep breath, still not relieved, and said viciously, "Where did you go, baby?"

"mum?"

Dafu was frightened, looked at him blankly, and pointed down.

——Didn’t run away, you just asked me to order food.

Seeing his cat's bewildered expression, Meng Zhe's ferocious expression collapsed, he hugged his master into his arms, and buried his face in Mao Mao sullenly, "Baby, you scared me to death."

Dafu tilted his head, "Meow?"

—Baby?

Meng Zhe continued to babble, "It's not that you are not allowed to go out, if you want to go, tell me, I am very worried."

Dafu patted his face with the pink meat pad, hugged him with his claws, and acquiesced to the shit shovel officer to stick his face to his fragile belly.

"Meow meow, meow."

——Don’t look for Chang Xiao if you’re free, I won’t run away.

Meng Zhe returned to the original place with one heart, and sat down on the edge of the bed, stroking Mao Mao with his fingers. Dafu seemed to be a little guilty, and curled up on Meng Zhe's lap obediently. The only thing wrong was that he lay on his stomach It was too close to the root of the thigh, and it almost wanted to form a shrimp in Meng Zhe's place. Mao Mao swept back and forth through the cloth, which made the Mozun very itchy.

When Meng Zhe finally calmed down his excitement, he picked up his master again, put the tip of his nose on Meow Meow's tender nose, and asked him, "Are you hungry, eat?"

Meow nodded.

——Hungry, want to eat.

He raised his front paw and gestured to Meng Zhe.

"Mi woo me woo."

——I want to eat mandarin fish, which Fanjiang just caught, the kind you asked me to order.

However, Meng Zhe couldn't understand this kind of cat language.

He carefully closed the doors and windows. If he had scotch tape in his hand, he even wanted to paste the whole window, and then put the master in a soft nest, and ordered the waiter.

"Bring him some broth, add half an apple, don't peel it, wash it well, my cat likes to eat apple peel."

Daifuku "??"

Meng Zhe felt that he had calmed down his master, and finally remembered that there was a Chang Xiao downstairs, and he just wanted to invite people to eat. Of course it is not good to leave others alone, so he turned to the cat and said, "Be good, don't run away." I'll go down and deal with some things, and I'll come back to you at night."

Then he looked at the cat's dumbfounded expression and thought he agreed, so he stepped out the door and locked it from the outside with a snap.

Daifuku "????"

——You are afraid that you are playing with me.

As soon as Meng Zhe was locked, he deftly jumped back to the window, intending to repeat the same trick and jump back.

Then he found a serious problem.

In order to prevent the cat from running away again, Mozun locked the window tightly, and it was so tight that it couldn't be opened with the cat's claws.

Chang Xiao froze in place.

He tore off a quilt in embarrassment, covered his chest like a thief, and recovered his human body. When he was a big brother in Yipin Pavilion, others always evaluated him as a gentleman who rested and tolerated, unless he changed his clothes and took a bath. So naked/naked/naked, immediately the corners of the eyes and brows turned red in embarrassment, and with a flick of her fingers, she suddenly changed back the moment she opened the window, and strayed out of the window extremely quickly.

Then, he quickly found the room downstairs, and fell into the pile of clothes, and he didn't care about the embarrassment. He stretched his two long legs into the clothes, fastened the tie of his trousers loosely, and didn't have time to put them on. The top, the top exposed half of the shoulders, and even the small half of the chest was outside, so Meng Zhe knocked on the door.

He knocked three times very politely, "Master? Shall we continue with the above?"

For a moment Chang Xiao was so embarrassed that he couldn't put it any further, his fingers couldn't move well, and the belts of his coat and jacket were tied together. Seeing that the clothes were messy and he couldn't straighten them out, the corners of his eyes were red with anxiety, and without thinking, he said anxiously, " go out!"

Meng Zhe wanted to treat him to dinner, but was yelled at inexplicably: "???"

Dai Mei and Bai Ling heard Daoist Chang Xiao yelling at His Majesty Mozun: "..."

They exchanged a cryptic look.

If Meng Zhe came to translate, they probably said:

"A true warrior dares to face up to the bleak life and face up to the dripping blood."

"Cheating, cheating so much, he dared to yell at His Majesty."

"Boss, please be respected by the little girl."

"I know that the boss is favored, but I never thought that the boss would be so favored."

"So it's just a matter of fun for you to come to find Yaoxian. This is the standard queen of the palace."

"I want to recall it carefully. I didn't offend him, did I?"

"I seem to have offended you, and so has Nong Zhu. If I don't write a book, we'll commit seppuku together."

After shouting, Chang Xiao himself was stunned.

He silently straightened his belt, suddenly two different embarrassments surfaced.

——This is not the fault of the Demon Lord, because it is not the actions of a gentleman to anger the Demon Lord.

Taking a step back, and if he broke a string half an hour ago, he would not have made such a disrespectful act to the Demon Lord, then there are only four words to describe this despicable behavior.

Pampered and proud.

Chang Xiao subconsciously wanted to apologize, but he didn't know where to start. He gave up straightening out the messy clothes, and put on a coat to completely cover the middle coat underneath. He touched the hem of the clothes with his fingers, but his mouth was cold The tone is "Come in... come in."

Meng Zhe knew that Xiao Dingran didn't want to see him. Although he wanted to make a deal early, he subconsciously wanted to take care of the vulnerable, so he said immediately, "There's no rush."

He took two steps back very considerately, and lifted Chang Xiao down a step, "If you are exhausted, why don't you sleep for another day, I will live in Fanjiang for a long time, and we can talk tomorrow."

Dai Mei and Bai Ling are already stupid.

There was silence at the door.

Just when Meng Zhe turned to leave, there was a soft sound from inside, and to him, there was still a faint pleading voice.

"You... come in."

Meng Zhe felt as if he had been gently scratched by a kitten.

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My main character's brain waves are always disconnected from the supporting characters

One more chapter later~