The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

In fact, Meng Zhe has not learned Chinese very well since junior high school, and his dictation of ancient poems is the hardest hit area for mistakes. ", and I feel good about myself, and there is no problem with my vows.

At that time, the Chinese teacher rolled up the book and knocked on his head, saying that the child really has no literary comprehension, wearing a golden armor is a heroic spirit, what is a pangolin, and asked Meng Zhe how to change such a domineering poem. Runtu felt irritated, as if he would dial 12315 to crack down on fake news in the next second.

At that time Meng Zhe was still very anxious, thinking that his Chinese was really hopeless. At that time, his father comforted him, saying that he was too young and had no experience. Some things can be understood after experience.

Meng Zhe now takes it very seriously, because from the first moment he saw Chang Xiao, he understood a masterpiece of the modern poet Xu Zhimo without a teacher.

The poem goes:

——Silence, Xia Chong is also silent for me, silence is Cambridge tonight.

Today, Meng Zhe finally understands how suffocating this kind of silence with nothing to say is.

Even if he had prepared himself well, when he saw Chang Xiao, he was still embarrassed and didn't know where to put it.

However, the Demon Lord must be tyrannical and cool, and he is specially designed to embarrass others and never embarrass himself. He sat down on the chair, knocked on the table, and motioned to the Taoist priest who was still standing.

"You, come here, sit down."

This short sentence, four words, two pauses in a row, the tone is low and can't read the emotion, but it can be imagined that the owner of the voice must be sneering and cold to the extreme.

Chang Xiao stared blankly at a small piece of ground in front of him, never feeling that Demon Lord was so strange.

He was clearly fully prepared psychologically, but he still couldn't suppress the grievance in his heart.

—You never talked to me like that when I was a cat!

At that time, Mozun's expression, movements, and even his tone were very gentle. When he was hugging him with his hands under his ribs, it was like holding a precious baby. Occasionally, he kissed the fur on the top of his head. It was closed, and at that time, as long as Chang Xiaoyi showed discomfort, Meng Zhe would let him go carefully, cherishing it too much.

But he was no longer a cat at this time, and he didn't have the right to play his temper in front of the demon king, so he closed his eyes, walked slowly to the table, and sat opposite him.

Meng Zhe glanced at him vaguely, and noticed that he was still wearing the snow-white gown of the Demon Palace, made of silk, flowing in the wind and snow when walking, elegant and beautiful. Sitting upright, the satin wrapped around his body was obviously plain white, giving him an air of noble elegance.

——This is a beauty Meng Zhe has never seen in modern times.

In fact, it stands to reason that in the 21st century there are four major magic arts in Asia, and even an unattractive set can become a fairy, but even if the packaging is dazzling, the charm of the action is extremely difficult to disguise.

He looked at Chang Xiao, and suddenly felt that the weird kiss in the dream was actually justifiable.

Food and sex, even a straight steel man, it is difficult not to be tempted by this kind of beauty.

However, after all, Meng Zhe boasted of thickening the advanced version of steel bars, he quickly restrained any inexplicable little thoughts, and started to follow the character design of the demon king, only to see his fingers impatiently clicking on the table.

"I heard from Dai Mei that you are waiting for her. Ben has already left. Why don't you find a deep mountain and old forest to hide?"

Chang Xiao pressed his hands together, "It's because I didn't think carefully."

Meng Zhe listened to him quietly.

However, Chang Xiao didn't know how to answer the sentence just now.

He was full of grievances, and the cold and frosty dungeon in the magic palace surged up together with the bloody torture tools on the walls, and finally a little bitterness that could not be ignored was condensed in his heart. came out.", and wanted to say "I want to follow you like these two days, I don't want to run", but in the end, he still twisted his fingers white, and said coldly, "No comment, I will be beaten and punished, listen carefully Respect."

Meng Zhe "..."

He is stupid.

He propped his head up, his breath condensed in his heart, and he was speechless, "Mother, why don't you play cards according to the routine?"

In fact, Meng Zhe asked this matter because he wanted to give Chang Xiao a chance to explain, even if Chang Xiao was talking nonsense, such as finding something like "ah, I heard that the lotus in Fanjiang blooms beautifully in winter and I want to come and see it. ""Well, just to look at the flowers, because the lotus is in bloom and I want to come and see." "Ah, you said the guards, I didn't see it, I thought I could come out." Meng Zhedu used such bullshit reasons to fool the ****. The acting sperm that can be very cooperative will come to his mind, find a way to prevaricate, handle this matter lightly, and give him a punishment such as confinement that does not hurt his bones.

However, he never expected that the personality of the cold beauty would be so different that Meng Ze was speechless.

"Uh." He tried to guide, "You came out and didn't do anything?"

Chang Xiao's heart became more bitter, and he thought, "Yeah, I didn't do anything."

He lowered his eyes and thought accusingly, "You still said to buy me a cat scratching post, using the best wood, but now you haven't bought me the most common one."

—and no more.

He even came up with a slightly embarrassing thought, wanting to be soft, and begged, "I'm afraid of pain, because you like kittens, if you insist on beating, can you be gentle?"

However, facing the Demon Lord, he still had a cold expression, and the old saying "no comment."

Meng Zhe thought, "Brother, what are you calling me?"

In fact, according to Meng Zhe's experience in many years of online writing, Chang Xiao's answer is a standard self-abuse. He is sure that there is no way out, and he simply keeps his dignity. Now Meng Zhe happens to be the person he least trusts, so Against this mentality, Meng Zhe's only way out is to frantically ask for help outside the court, so he frantically knocked on Huayu, "System, system, simulate it, how should I answer this?"

Huayu paused strangely.

Although I don't know where this artificial intelligence comes from, Huayu's calculation speed is obviously extremely fast, but this time, he delayed by two full seconds,

"Host, your situation...is a bit of magical realism. It's hard for me to find a case that matches it. There are only a few novels with similar plots, but they don't seem very reliable. Do you want to listen?"

——Even the artificial mental retardation is said to be unreliable, how unreliable it must be.

Meng Zhe went to the doctor urgently because of his illness, "Listen to me."

Huayu said, "First, be normal, pinch his chin, 'Girl, you are playing with fire.'"

"..."

I play with you/Mom.

Huayu fulfilled his duty "Secondly, be more tender, hug him in his arms, with red eyes, two tears fell on his snow-white face, which made him shiver, and coaxed, 'Qingqing, it was my fault before. Now, don’t believe me, I’m sorry for you, tell me, if there are any difficulties in the future, let’s fight together, okay? I’ll never let you be wronged again’”

"........."

Is this the scene of the domineering president chasing his wife at the crematorium?

Huayu continued to read "the third one, be more brutal, grabbed his hair, and threw him to the ground, with a thin steel wire whip. His flesh and blood were bloody, and he sneered, 'Oh? Brackets, one chant and three sighs, the ending is cold and Prolonged, brackets, how dare you hide from me? I, Xuanyuan Aotian, will have a look today, is it your mouth that is tough, or my whip. Brackets, gnashing of teeth, brackets.'”

"…………"

First, there is no need to read inside the parentheses.

Second, my name is not Xuanyuan Aotian.

These scenes were so shocking that Meng Zhe was completely unable to resist, and he gave Huayu an ultimatum with a dull face.

"I'm down and out and I'm not worthy of you, Huayu, let's go."

——Think carefully about the tone of these words, quite reminiscent of the [-]th version of Journey to the West, Tang Seng shook his head and sighed, and said "Wukong, let's go." The helplessness and pain.

Meng Zhe's off-court help was useless, and he could only rely on himself. In the end, he had to come up with a stupid trick.

So he was silent in front of Chang Xiao for a long time, when Chang Xiao became more and more desperate, and the skin between his pinched fingers was congested and swollen, he raised his head and said inexplicably, "Why don't we discuss this later, are you hungry? Let's eat first Bar."

After finishing speaking, Meng Zhe didn't wait for Chang Xiao to say anything, stood up like a sleepwalker, floated out the door like a sleepwalker, and then took the menu from Daimei's hand like a sleepwalker.

While receiving the menu, he still asked Daimei to help him go upstairs to feed the cat as if he was sleepwalking.

When Mozun sat down again, Chang Xiao finally let go of his red fingers. He looked up at Meng Zhe, as if he wanted to say something, and finally couldn't help but say, "You..."

Meng Zhe pushed the menu into his hand, "You order."

He didn't expect Chang Xiao to make up any reason, so he made up for him directly, "I heard that Fanjiang mandarin fish is fresh and fat in autumn and winter. You like to eat it, don't you?"

Chang Xiao raised his head suddenly, "...you?"

Meng Zhe didn't know about this, but he couldn't bear it. He watched "The World Knows the King". Chang Xiao's early image has always been unattainable. The only down-to-earth place is that he likes to eat mandarin fish. Many girls are fascinated by this cuteness He yelled and opened several buildings to discuss it, which made Meng Zhe remember it too.

Meng Zhe said directly, "So you didn't do anything when you came out this time, it's just that the palace is bitterly cold and the food is not satisfactory, you just want to eat mandarin fish, right?"

Chang Xiao was stunned, "...Me?"

Meng Zhe continued, "So you didn't leak information about the Demon Palace, and you didn't communicate with Yipin Pavilion. You ate a fish and got it back, right?"

He made a final decision, "You are a teenager at heart, and there is nothing serious about it. I have been living in Fanjiang for a while, and I will buy a mansion, so I will punish you to stay in place for three months. Do you have any objections?"

The confinement in place was due to the warmth of Fanjiang. Although I don't know how Chang Xiao got here, but with his body, the journey back to the Demon Palace was bitter and cold, and he was bound to collapse. Meng Zhe didn't want to cause more trouble.

A look of disbelief appeared on Chang Xiao's face.

This is no longer a cover, it's a naked/naked/naked cover.

Chang Xiao was almost at a loss when he received the signal from Mozun.

——No matter what you have done during this period, I pretended not to know and turned a deaf ear to it. However, you and I both know that this is not a blind leaf.

He was dizzy for a moment. He obviously didn't drink, but he was inexplicably a little drunk. Then he suddenly thought of Meng Zhe's marble-like thighs when he stepped out of the bathtub. The burning temperature in Mozun's quilt yesterday became hot.

At this moment, the door panel was suddenly knocked rapidly.Meng Zhe just said something, when he saw Bai Ling rushing in, kowtowed on the ground without looking, and replied with cold sweat, "My lord... the cat, the cat is gone!"

"what?"

Bai Ling regarded death as home, "My lord... your cat is gone!"

Meng Zhe had been stretching the strings for a whole day, and finally broke.

His heart was shocked for a moment, he stood up quickly, brought down the table and chairs, but he didn't have time to take care of it, and rushed upstairs, his angry voice echoed throughout the living room.

"whatthemotherfuck??? Where's my cat?"

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If there is a cutie who asks about the update frequency, I usually have one chapter a day, but for college dogs, if you have to sharpen your guns and hold your feet at the end of the midterm, emmmmm, it may become a chapter every two days, but theoretically speaking, I feel codewords The speed is okay. (ps Why is the shielding word so magical? Huge/Trouble blocked Da/Ma. I was also stupid. When I saw Huge Trouble, I thought about it for a while before I realized what it was.)