Is the director bent today?

【look!This is a pot of land that I have laid down for you! ——Forbidden City Taobao]

The annual meeting was chosen in a resort on the outskirts of the city. I went there on Friday and returned on Saturday. I needed to stay for one night. Gao Xiaotian shared a room with Chi Luyang again.Chi Luyang was familiar with this job once, and he got the administrative girl with a smile.

With the experience of living together last time, Gao Xiaotian felt that Chi Luyang was still a good roommate, clean and tidy, with a regular schedule, no snoring, recharging the phone when it was out of battery, and bringing it when it was too late to eat, it was simply too virtuous.

In the morning, they all took the bus from the company to the resort, checked in, took a break and had lunch in one go.

When Gao Xiaotian and Fatty walked back, Fatty asked, "Who do you live with?"

Gao Xiaotian glared at him, thinking that he wasn't bothering enough, and said, "Why do you keep asking me about my sleep if you have nothing to do? Fat Aiqing, I advise you, if you don't want to sleep, don't bother yourself." gone."

Fatty: "Rogue!"

"Are you a rascal? You don't even let the grass beside the nest, tsk tsk!"

"Hey, I'm serious, can't you bless us from the bottom of your heart?"

Gao Xiaotian thought for a while and said, "It's not easy to meet someone with bad eyes, you have to learn to cherish them."

The fat man said angrily: "Is there such a blessing from you?"

Gao Xiaotian walked forward: "I'm really doing it for you!"

"Xiao Tian," Fatty suddenly stopped him from behind, "Didn't you make any plans for yourself?"

Fatty never spoke to him normally, most of the time his tone was obscene, his face was wretched, and his three sentences never left his lower body, but this sentence, Fatty asked sincerely.My feelings have a direction, and I instinctively hope that my good friends can also keep pace.

Gao Xiaotian paused, feeling that he couldn't be too perfunctory, so he said, "I'm planning, I don't plan to find a girlfriend, nor do I plan to get married."

The fat man was so angry: "Are you unofficially coming out to me?"

Gao Xiaotian scolded: "Get out of your uncle's closet, hurry up, I want to go back and take a nap!"

Back in the room, Chi Luyang was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, enjoying himself while watching. When he saw Gao Xiaotian came back, he raised his head and asked, "Are you back? Do you drink water? I boiled the water."

Gao Xiaotian is already used to Chi Luyang's kindness, maybe all Cancers are like this, he replied, "I'll drink it later, what are you looking at, happy like this?"

"Look at the manga you drew for M Juice!"

"Does it look good?"

Chi Luyang showed a bewildered smile: "Gay is gay!"

Gao Xiaotian concluded: "It's like you're not gay!"

"Are we gay manly?"

"Did not see it."

Chi Luyang raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to see it?"

Gao Xiaotian: "..."

It's been a long time since Chi Luyang played with Gao Xiaotian like this.Most of the time, staying with him will make people feel very comfortable. He knows how to take care of other people's feelings. He is gentle, sunny, like a spring breeze, and he is extremely focused and serious when working.

It's just that the little paws he showed from time to time reminded Gao Xiaotian that this person is male, and his hobbies are also male!It made him feel inappropriate to tease him back, and he felt unwilling to tease him back.

He was very irritable, and his patience with Chi Luyang had reached its limit. He had to prove some things, whether it was a joke or ulterior motives.

"Are you like this with everyone?" Gao Xiaotian tentatively asked.

"No." Chi Luyang replied very naturally, "It's not the same with women."

Isn't this nonsense?Gao Xiaotian was thinking about how he should speak, but Chi Luyang suddenly changed the subject again: "Hey, but to be honest, the data of this manga is quite good, I think it should be the most forwarded series."

Gao Xiaotian lay on the bed and sneered: "Thanks to your love from gays and rotten girls." He was a little tired.

Chi Luyang looked at Gao Xiaotian's awkward expression and said with a smile: "When I'm free, I'll also draw a thread, maybe I can become an Internet celebrity."

"I think it's okay, otherwise it would be a waste of this little face to look so good-looking."

Chi Luyang sent a smile obediently.

Gao Xiaotian said: "I want to sleep for a while, you can take your time and watch."

"Do you want me to call you?" Chi Luyang asked.

Gao Xiaotian thought for a while and said, "Call me in two hours." Then he got under the covers.

In the afternoon, Gao Xiaotian was woken up on time, each company rehearsed in order, and went directly to change clothes after finishing.Gao Xiaotian's zombie dance was arranged to appear first because the visual effect was particularly shocking.

Tina bought a full set of cheap clothes for everyone, white shirts and black pants for boys, white shirts and black skirts for girls.These clothes are not for wearing, but for tearing, no matter how tattered they are, and then smeared with artificial plasma, they really look like they were picked out of the dead.

After finishing the clothes, I started to make up.In order to achieve a realistic effect, they specially recruited several designers from the design department to help with makeup.

The basic makeup is a white face with dark circles under the eyes. This one is painted by myself, and the designer is responsible for the exaggerated trauma effects. Specifically, whether your eyes have been cut, your mouth has become a skeleton, or your cheeks are bloody and bloody, these are all provided by the designer. you draw.

Because of the omnipotent certain treasure, these blood plasma, carrion effect props and fake eyeballs can be easily bought, and the designers are addicted to creation.

Gao Xiaotian and Chi Luyang came last because of the rehearsal with Pan Yunxuan.The door opened, and a demonic aura rushed over. A room full of walking corpses gathered at the door, screaming inhumanely, and then walked towards the two with bloody arms, muttering: " Brain!" Everyone quarreled for a while, feeling that the two humans were finally bitten into zombies, so they let them go.

The two changed clothes in the inner room, and the others sculpted in the outer room. How can such a cool makeup look not be swiped in the circle of friends?After changing clothes, Chi Luyang took the initiative to come over and put on makeup for Gao Xiaotian.

Looking at the crazy group of people playing outside, Gao Xiaotian seemed to have no choice.He sat down obediently, Chi Luyang took a box of white foundation cream, dug a piece on the back of his hand, and began to apply it on Gao Xiaotian's face.

Chi Luyang's fingers were soft and warm to the touch. The foundation was gently pushed away, first on the cheeks, then on the forehead, then on the eye sockets, and finally on the nose and mouth.Gao Xiaotian still felt itchy on his face at first, but he gradually got used to it.

While putting on foundation, Chi Luyang said to Gao Xiaotian: "I'll draw a stitched wound on your forehead, dark circles on your eyes, and another wound next to your mouth."

They had never talked so close before, the warm breath hit his face, and an electric current surged from Gao Xiaotian's back for no reason.He lowered his eyes uncomfortably and hummed, agreeing.

Chi Luyang painted very carefully, using only red and black, and "opened" a big gash on Gao Xiaotian's forehead in a short while. He put away the makeup brush, stood far away and looked at it, and then took a small Handed the mirror to Gao Xiaotian: "Look at it."

Gao Xiaotian took a photo and joked, "Didn't you agree not to slap your face!"

Chi Luyang pursed his lips and smiled, and then drew dark circles under his eyes. While he was painting, Gao Xiaotian looked in the mirror.Strips of purple-black blood vessels extended from the black eye sockets, like fine spider webs.

"I'm going to start drawing the mouth, close your mouth." Chi Luyang used his middle finger to take up some white foundation, and gently pressed it on Gao Xiaotian's lips.

At the moment of touching, Gao Xiaotian thought: It's too itchy.

Chi Luyang thought: too soft.

His fingers trembled unconsciously, Gao Xiaotian asked, "Why are you trembling?"

"...I'm afraid the painting will be broken."

Chi Luyang received the letter from Ma Youxuan, and his thoughts circled the earth several times, telling himself that there is a dummy in front of him, a fake!Then re-dipped the foundation and pressed it down hard.

Gao Xiaotian narrowed his closed eyelids slightly, and Chi Luyang was holding a brush to draw on his lips. His hands were slender and white, like jade carvings, as if everything could turn decay into magic under these hands .These hands can fish, cook, play with the mouse, hold a DSLR, and take care of people in every possible way.

Chi Luyang pinched Gao Xiaotian's chin and said, "Nod your head up." Gao Xiaotian straightened his neck, his eyes just met Chi Luyang's face.

Maybe it's because the fat man always called Chi Luyang a little beauty by his side. Looking at it from such a close distance, this little face really deserves the word "beauty".

The most beautiful thing should be his eyes, with deep eye sockets, long and curled eyelashes, and the two eyeballs are like two ambers hidden in the grass, shining brightly.Those eyes are gentle most of the time, and there is a fatal attraction when staring at you, only occasionally revealing a little bit of aggressive edge.

Chi Luyang concentrated on putting on makeup for Gao Xiaotian. Their faces were only one hand away. Chi Luyang's breath could blow the hairs on Gao Xiaotian's face, and Gao Xiaotian's breath could make Chi Luyang's eyelashes tremble.

Breathing entangled with each other, Gao Xiaotian felt that his face was a little on fire, then his neck, and then his back, as if his whole body was about to burn.

A crazy idea suddenly popped into his head, the person opposite him was a very good boyfriend from inside to outside.

"Okay!" Chi Luyang said.

Gao Xiaotian was taken aback. He didn't know whether he was startled by Chi Luyang's voice or by his own absurd thoughts. He looked in the mirror and said, "There are monsters, come and escort me!"

Chi Luyang packed up the props in his hands, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you are a little early in the drama!"

"I'm going out, you should hurry up and draw yourself." Gao Xiaotian hurriedly left the place of right and wrong, and after a while, Chi Luyang also came out.

Rao everyone's appearance is enough to shock the world and weep ghosts and gods, but they still exclaimed together when they saw Chi Luyang.This guy got a needle out of nowhere and poked himself directly in the face.

"Hey, this cool look," Jia Jia said, "Designer Chi, let's add some drama to myself?"

Chi Luyang said: "No, it's just for fun, just try."

Tina said: "Hey, it's okay, I have false teeth and false nails, who wants it?"

"Say it earlier, bring it quickly."

After everyone snatched it up, Chi Luyang took a lot of photos of the monsters and goblins. He casually repaired them with his mobile phone and it turned out to be a large group of zombie movies. He sent the repaired pictures to the group, and after a while, it became an artifact in the circle of friends.

After six o'clock, they were urged to wait by the "director", the lights dimmed, the music started, and all ghosts went out.

Sure enough, screams rang out one after another under the stage along with the music, and when the lights illuminated the stage, the audience erupted.A group of zombie office workers came here with charming dance steps.

With mottled stains and bloodstains on their bodies, torn fishnet stockings, baggy ties, and makeup comparable to special effects in movies, their dance of demons really amazed the audience present.

After the performance, everyone quickly removed their make-up, those who had a show prepared for the next show, and those who didn't, went to dinner and toasted.

Gao Xiaotian and Chi Luyang's sketch is in the fourth, and they have to change into Qing court clothes non-stop after removing their makeup.As soon as Panlong's court clothes were put on, Director Gao immediately went to the emperor's body, mainly due to his usual accumulation, he put his arms around the "little eunuch" next to him without blushing and said, "My concubine, look, this is my favor for you." Lay down the mountains and rivers!"

The "little eunuch" was excited all over, and said with his fingers: "Your Majesty, where is your beloved concubine?" Gao Xiaotian looked up, oh, what a tall concubine!

Chi Luyang was surrounded by several girls, one tidied his shirt, one tidied his headgear, and the other touched up his make-up. It was quite a scene!In order to take care of the girl's height, he had to squat down a little.

A few girls who sculpted him made fun of him while they were busy: "Designer Chi, what does it feel like to be prettier than girls?"

Chi Luyang smiled knowingly: "Well, maybe I will never have a relationship with a good-looking young lady in this life." The three girls didn't care whether he was telling the truth or lying, they were so teased that the good-looking gay guy was like a human being. gem.

Gao Xiaotian couldn't hear what they said, so he saw three girls with three idiot faces surrounding Chi Luyang silly.

He rolled his eyes in the standard Concubine Hua style in his heart, and he knew how to flirt!

A group of people waited in the house after packing up. "Concubine Yang" has a variety of styles, walking towards the "emperor" with small steps, if you only look at the chin, she is really a peerless beauty!Gao Xiaotian turned his face to the side, deliberately not looking at this coquettish imperial concubine.

"Concubine Yang" has loose clothes and wide sleeves, and she grows lotuses every step of the way. I didn't expect that besides ensuring the visual effect, this bluffing dress also hides a mystery——Chi Luyang walked up to Gao Xiaotian, took out a bag of buns as if by magic, and asked : "Are you hungry, eat something first?"

Gao Xiaotian: "..." He himself felt that he was a living creature that Chi Luyang regularly fed.

"Where did you get the steamed stuffed bun?" Gao Xiaotian cursed in his heart, saddened in his stomach, he was indeed a little hungry, after tossing the whole night, he didn't even eat a bite of food, so he reached out and picked up a steamed stuffed bun and stuffed it into his mouth.

Chi Luyang said with a smile: "I asked the little girl who made up to help me get it from the dining table."

Eating buns without water is too dry, Gao Xiaotian fumbled around, and took a can of beer from someone else's table, he said "tsk": "Is it appropriate to use the little girl like this all the time?"

"Don't talk nonsense, everyone regards me as a good sister!" Chi Luyang cast a slanted glance at Gao Xiaotian, his eyes fluttered, his look bright, and with this coquettish makeup, Gao Xiaotian felt his whole body turned up. goosebumps.

"Don't wave, it's not time for you to play yet."

"The emperor is so fierce!"

"..." Gao Xiaotian, "Aifei, if you do this again, you will fall out of favor!"

"What? Molesting the emperor?"

The author has something to say:

I made a new cover, a cartoon version, can I change it, will I not find it if I change it?