Is the director bent today?

【Taste all of life to know that being together is the most important - IDO】

Nosebleeds flow sideways, showing the true "color" of a hero.

Chi Luyang washed the blood off his lips, smiled wryly at the mirror, and walked out of the bathroom.

Cao Lei was flipping through photos in front of the computer, saw him coming out of the bathroom, and asked, "What happened to you just now?"

Chi Luyang replied awkwardly: "People have three urgencies."

"I thought you were not feeling well." Cao Lei said, "I took a look at the photo, it was really good, let's go out for dinner later, I'll treat you."

Chi Luyang smiled and said, "Okay. Then thank you Brother Lei."

"Thank you, you two helped me so much, I should thank you two." Cao Lei thought for a while and said, "Forget it, Xiaotian."

Gao Xiaotian, who had just been kicked into the no-thank-you list, changed his clothes and came out of the locker room. Seeing the two of them still huddled together in front of the computer, he urged, "Pack up your things if you have nothing to do." Chi Luyang responded, and the three of them seven Organize the equipment with all hands and feet.

They drove to a Hunan restaurant and ordered a table of very spicy dishes.Cao Lei said: "You two can really eat spicy food, but I'm just average. It's okay to eat it once in a while, but I can't stand it if I eat too much."

"If you have a chance, you can try Master Chi's craftsmanship," Gao Xiaotian said. "It's fragrant but not spicy. It's a big dish from the north and the south. It's home-cooked. It's easy to come by. It's also very good at recycling waste, and can make delicious meals from the leftovers in the refrigerator." , Am I right?" Gao Xiaotian gave Chi Luyang a sly look after speaking.

Chi Luyang felt that Gao Xiaotian's way of complimenting people was quite special, and he didn't know whether he should be flattered or filled with righteous indignation, so he could only squeeze out a smile that was quite demeaning.

Cao Lei asked: "Xiao Chi can also cook, neither I nor Xiaotian, you should be chased by many girls, right? No wonder we have been single for so many years, it seems that we need to practice cooking more."

Chi Luyang glanced at Gao Xiaotian, and said pointedly: "Don't tease me, even four-legged animals have abandoned me, let alone two-legged people."

Gao Xiaotian immediately defended his "pro-cat son" and said: "Did Ben'ertou abandon you? It's clear that you started in chaos and ended up abandoning you."

Chi Luyang: "Why don't you say that you took love with a sword! Others have raised them well, so you have to go to your own house."

Gao Xiaotian: "If I don't go to my house again, it will freeze to death, what a day it will be, and people will close the balcony, it's insane!"

Chi Luyang: "Who do you say is insane? Why am I insane?"

Gao Xiaotian slapped the table: "It's against you, how can you talk to me?"

Cao Lei: "..." Why is the painting style a bit wrong?

"Hey, hey, we chatted well and started arguing?" Cao Lei immediately said to Si Ni, "Hurry up and eat the vegetables, it will be cold in a while."

The two actors looked at each other, and they both felt that they were a little crazy and insane, so they shut their mouths tacitly.

Meeting room Monday.Gao Xiaotian looked at the two versions of the story outline provided by the artist, and couldn't separate his brows.

Tina didn't know what their boss was thinking, so she cleared her throat and said, "Let me tell you the idea of ​​the two comics again. First, let me talk about the background. The artist is quite famous on Weibo, with 800 million fans. The number of retweets is about [-]. This time, because of our strong request, we have two sets of ideas. One is to directly show the characteristics and advantages of M Juice in the form of comics, and finally retweet the lottery. One is a manga with a simple storyline, which can be posted three or four times. The storyline is like this..."

"In the first chapter, everyone in the company left, only one boy A was working overtime, and one of his colleagues B came over, put a bottle of juice on his desk, and said, 'Don't be too late ’ and left. The words on the bottle of juice package read, ‘Today’s busyness is for tomorrow’s calmness’. Boy A’s face is confused, but his heart is warm.”

"In the second chapter, boy A was scolded by his boss for being framed by others. He was very frustrated. Colleague B handed A a bottle of juice in the corridor. Made a cheering gesture."

Speaking of this, Tina looked up at their boss, her brows furrowed even deeper.

"There can be a third and fourth chapter later, because we haven't determined the direction yet, so they didn't give so much. Let's see which one we want."

Gao Xiaotian: "Is this the idea you gave them?"

Tina: "No, we only talked about the product and features, and they came up with the creative direction. Is there any problem, boss?"

Gao Xiaotian: "Gay is gay!"

The fat man who was drinking water spit out a sip of water, looked at Gao Xiaotian with a half-smile, and said to himself that this means that Chi Luyang is not here, if Chi Luyang is watching, would you dare to say that.

Tina said with a guilty conscience: "Yes, is there? I don't think there is any problem even if it is understood as the love of colleagues?"

"Colleague love? You think I'm blind, isn't this just BL comics?"

Tina's eyes lit up: "Boss, you even know BL, I really underestimated you! But having said that, now rotten girls like to watch this, and M Juice is mainly female users, this kind of story with a plot The retweet rate of comics is [-] to [-] higher than those without plots!"

Gao Xiaotian waved his hand: "Okay, okay, if you have the ability, let them give out the complete script, and then let the customer choose! If the customer likes such a sentimental script, then let them let themselves go. I have no opinion." Gao Xiaotian paused and asked again, "Is the budget covered?"

"Don't worry, there is enough budget!"

Gao Xiaotian naturally knows the importance of personal preference and market demand, but he doesn't know how big the customer is, but it's okay to have a regular plan to guarantee the bottom line.After all, this kind of precise dissemination within the niche range is not a unified outlet of the official channel, and it is still possible to play it occasionally, and the official publicity dare not be so slanted.

He asked again: "How's the spokesperson? Recently, many celebrities have collapsed. Party A's father has been cheated. Let's not dig a hole for ourselves."

"Well, we have noticed this. Compared with mainland artists, artists from Hong Kong and Taiwan pay more attention to the management of their own image. The person we selected is not married and has no bad habits, so he has no dark history. You can rest assured about this. The relevant terms will also be written in the contract. Here, it is a constraint on both parties."

Gao Xiaotian: "Then hurry up and make a decision. This advertisement has been delayed for a long time and has not been filmed. It has disrupted our overall roadmap."

"I'm urging them."

After arranging the work, when he came out of the meeting room, he happened to meet Pan Yunxuan. Gao Xiaotian lowered his eyebrows and called out obediently: "Mr. Pan!"

Pan Yunxuan stopped and asked him: "I heard that you had something to do last night, did you return to the company to work overtime?"

Gao Xiaotian felt nauseous thinking about what happened yesterday. To put it bluntly, no matter how hard he racked his brains, no matter how brilliant his tongue was, it was just a tool Pan Yunxuan used to make money, a handy pawn.Chess pieces are sometimes abandoned.

He replied: "Well, it's a little urgent, but it's all resolved." After speaking, he raised his head and glanced at Pan Yunxuan. The familiar plaid suit and black-rimmed glasses looked the same as usual, but he felt that he didn't know the well-dressed man behind him. man.

Pan Yunxuan didn't say anything, just said: "It's fine as long as it's settled." Then he patted Gao Xiaotian on the shoulder and went back to his office.

After a while, the time of their company's annual meeting was confirmed, December 12.Like the annual meetings of many companies, performances and lucky draws are the two highlights of the annual meeting.

Of course, except for a few crazy players who have a strong desire for performance, most people are unwilling to pretend to be crazy on stage.However, if you don’t pretend to be crazy, you can’t draw a lottery, and if you don’t pretend to be crazy, you can’t show the cohesion of the team. Therefore, under the temptation of prizes and the coercion of the leaders, everyone half-heartedly squandered in the last few days.

Different from other companies, as a public relations company headed by homosexuals, masculinity has become the key word and the finale of the entire annual meeting, and the bottom line does not exist at all, okay?

A department of their company's annual meeting last year staged a boat show directly on the stage. The leader took the lead in driving, and the crowd certainly liked it.

This year, each branch will produce three programs, a total of three branches, plus their boss himself will perform a program, exactly ten.Comrade Gao Xiaotian, unfortunately, has to participate in three performances.

One is "Thriller", where the demons dance wildly, he played the zombie;

What a harmonious and loving program!

"Thriller" directly picks up Jackson's video tape, and the meaning of the action is enough. The key is that the visual and modeling must be shocking.

Gongdou's sketches are just lip service, and the emperor is acting in his true colors, and he doesn't even need to memorize the lines by rote, so the public relations company can't afford a teleprompter.

Pan Yunxuan's macho dance is very straightforward to sell his appearance, as soon as he takes off his clothes, he can be responsible for revealing his flesh.

Gao Xiaotian thought beautifully, but he was really dumbfounded during the rehearsal.

There are still a few weeks before the annual meeting, and companies are busy looking for venues, renting clothes, arranging programs, and keeping secrets from each other, for fear that their program ideas will be known by the other party.

When rehearsing "Thriller", they adopted crowd tactics. After five or six rehearsals, more than 20 people were able to complete the dance gestures. In fact, some students started to have stiff limbs when the music was played, and they had the same hands and feet. It was completely true starring.

The dance I danced with Pan Yunxuan was quite simple. I picked up a Japanese dance on the Internet. They were all radio gymnastics moves. The main purpose of the rehearsal was to memorize the movements.He, Chi Luyang, Wei Xin and three men from other departments were lucky enough to be selected as "backup dancers".Specifically, everyone is stripped naked, only holding two fans in their hands to block the key parts of themselves and the person on the left. You think that if you remove the fan on the side, you will be gone, but your own fan will block it again, and repeat. , I just won’t show it to you, it will whet your appetite.

The girl in charge of clothing promised to prepare a pair of flesh-colored underwear for each of them.Thinking about doing radio gymnastics on the stage with Chi Luyang wearing flesh-colored underwear, it is also embarrassing.

In fact, this is not the most embarrassing.

What Gao Xiaotian couldn't stand the most was the skit. It is supposed to be fun to play the emperor, but it was Chi Luyang who played the concubine for him—this time he really became "Yang Guifei"!

They checked their lines a few times, and the emperor's character set was just out of place, making jokes, and the concubines were set up as all kinds of coquettish sluts.Chi Luyang, it's not appropriate to be a good-looking handsome boy. He doesn't have any idol baggage in acting as a teasing imperial concubine.

Gao Xiaotian got to the day of the annual meeting after correcting the words a few times in a daze.

The author has something to say:

Chi Luyang: Flirting and cursing are the cutest ^_^

Gao Xiaotian: I'm going crazy with you again, crazy.

Uncle Yan: This naked 丨 male fan dance can be found on the Internet, and I also reposted it on Weibo.During the annual meeting, Xiaotian couldn't take it anymore and broke out. There should be a kiss scene.