The president loves the little monster

Xia Ming's whole ghost froze.

I thought to myself, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's trouble, it's trouble, it's trouble!He only thought about whether using his own name would frighten the shopkeeper, but he forgot to consider the current reputation of the dialect.

Golden Bear and Palme d'Or double actor.

With such a great reputation, how could there be no paparazzi downstairs staring at him?

Such a big box with a suspicious shape, and the security guard has called to confirm what is in the box... The security uncle is still using a brick phone from ten years ago, the microphone leaks, and he can hear the loud voice hiding in the box , the paparazzi who secretly took pictures are not deaf, how could they not hear?

Ah ah ah what to do what to do what to do?

His dearest husband will definitely be scolded!

Xia Ming bit his fake lower lip with his fake teeth, frowned and searched on Weibo. Sure enough, a bunch of people called Fang Yingdi a scumbag, causing Xia Ming to commit suicide, but he didn't even dare to fart.In just one morning, "dialect scum" has already been in the top ten hot searches, and there are also many people scolding under the dialect microblog, some passers-by, some fans turned black, and die-hard fans pinched into a ball, which is spectacular .

The more he looked at it, the more he felt distressed, and the more he looked at it, the more he blamed himself, and he punched the bed with his fist in frustration, but accidentally touched the switch, and then he felt his ass began to work one by one.

Xia Ming: "..."

It felt really weird.

He quickly reached out to close it, but found it!No!up!

What kind of inflatable doll is this?Bad review!

Angrily, he asked the owner of Taobao to make a theory. The owner said with trepidation that in order to improve the user experience, the close button was specially designed to the position of the G point...that is to say, it cannot be closed unless it is fucked to the "deep part of the soul".

Xia Ming: "..."

What the hell kind of design is this?

He was in a bad mood, angry, sad, blaming himself, and dissatisfied with desire, so he made a phone call to dialect: "Husband, yes..."

"Hush," Fang Yan interrupted him with a smile, "Xia Xia, you gave me everything today, you never have to say those three words to me... For me, having you by my side means The happiest thing, nothing else matters."

Xia Ming was moved to tears: "Honey, I..." I want you to come back and fuck me!

Dialect thought he was sad, so he quickly kissed the microphone and coaxed softly: "Baby, don't think about it. This matter will be resolved soon. Wait for me to go back, huh?"

How could he not be thinking wildly?

Xia Ming sat on the head of the bed with his arms crossed and his knees in mourning, his buttocks buzzing, his mind was in chaos, while his consciousness automatically played an unspeakable scene, he swung a sledgehammer and violently hammered at himself who had filled in the dialect name in the recipient column.

After thinking wildly for a while, he couldn't help but search for the dialect's name on Weibo again. Once again, he was so angry at the unsightly insults that he burst into tears. He wished he could come back to life and declare loudly in front of the whole world that the dialect is not at all. Scumbag, he is a very, very good person. He is very talented, gentle and dedicated, and can cook. He is very, very, very good!

They are now, together, together!And very, very, fortunate, blessed!

Even death can't stop him from showing his love!

So, Xia Ming's brain has been eaten by the ass, and he accidentally boarded the ghost that he applied for just before his death, and gained a lot of fans after the show that aired after his death became popular, and hadn't been updated for ten years Weibo.

Ten minutes later, a strange Weibo magically rushed to the top of the list of popular Weibo.

@夏明 (from Ghost Exclusive iPhoneX): "I didn't want to scare you, but I can't stand you scolding my husband... I committed suicide ten years ago and the dialect is one, point, related, related, both, no ,Yes! And not long ago, we were, together, together! Very, very, happy, blessed! He is very kind to me, the doll he bought just to give me a body... the new body is special Appropriate, thank you husband @dialect, love you love you love you! [心][心][心][picture][picture]”

Picture [-] is a selfie. In the photo, Xia Ming and his life-size doll are sitting side by side on the bedside. They look like twins!It's just that the figure on the left is obviously more lively. His slender and white right hand passed through the doll's chest, and he made a "yeah" gesture to the camera.

Picture [-] is a moving picture with only a few seconds. It can be seen that the shooting location is the kitchen.The casserole on the stove was gurgling, Xia Ming hugged Fang Yan's waist from behind, smiling happily, Fang Yan was wearing a plaid apron, turned his head sideways, and showed him a helpless and doting smile.Under his gaze, Xia Ming's face slowly turned red, and he buried his head shyly on Fang Yan's broad back.

This should have been a very warm scene, but the visual effect is not warm at all, and even a little scary - half of Xia Ming's head was buried in Fang Yan's body.

However, today, when PS and special effects methods are becoming more and more mature, almost no one believes that the photos are real, and the bottom of Weibo is full of doubts and ridicules——

"Is the current PS technology so high? It looks like real [Doraemon surprised]"

"Hehe, let a dead person prove his innocence... Everyone is already dead, so don't you arrange it as you please? I feel sorry for Xia Ming."

"I feel sorry for Xia Ming +1"

"This public relations makes people unable to complain [white eyes]"

"I have always liked dialects. When I saw the news in the morning, I thought it was a fabrication. I didn't expect...the fan turned black and canceled [bye bye] [bye bye] [bye bye]"

"False witnesses will kill the whole family!"

……

Xia Ming was stunned.

He has been dead for ten years, and he has no concept of the current level of development of social media and special effects, nor does he know that members' clients can be modified at will.

Looking at the swarm of comments, reposts, and private messages... He was so confused that he was so stupid that he cried.

But at that moment, he received a special attention reminder: "The @dialect you are particularly concerned about reposted your Weibo."

He clicked to open it—@ Dialect: "Daughter-in-law, I love you too [heart][heart][heart]"

Xia Ming's tears swirled in his eyes and flowed down all at once.

The manager of the dialect was going crazy: "Didn't I tell you not to post anything? Are you out of your mind? What kind of pictures are you looking for? Isn't this confusing me?"

"It's not messy," Fang Yan smiled and raised his head, "it's true."

broker:"……"

"He has been wronged for me for ten years, and I can't let him be wronged anymore."

Dialect was ready to get out of the entertainment circle with notoriety, but no one expected that the wind of public opinion would suddenly reverse at [-] o'clock in the afternoon that day.

Fengshui master @李子干, who has 5000 million followers and is well-known on Weibo, commented on @夏明’s Weibo: “It’s not P, it’s true.”

The melon-eating crowd and fans were in an instant uproar.

……real?

Is it true?

This feng shui master is famous for his efficaciousness. All the fortunes he has calculated on May [-]st are inaccurate, and even the fortune charts below are all here to fulfill the wishes.

Some people are convinced, some people are skeptical.

At this time, the powerful netizen quickly picked up the affectionate confession written by Yanyan on social media many years ago. This mood log was strictly denied and deleted by the company's public relations, but some people still took screenshots. It has been preserved to this day.

It turned out that the person covered by the mosaic was really a dialect.

It turned out that he had confessed everything back then, but the social network at that time was not as developed as it is now, so he was suppressed.

So affectionate.

Countless soft-hearted little girls were moved to tears by this short passage in dialect.

No wonder Fang Yingdi became Shidi and Actor before he was 30 years old. He has a successful career and smiles decently in public, but the smile never reaches his eyes.No wonder for so many years, despite the paparazzi watching closely, there has never been any scandal, and he is as clean as a saint.No wonder his salary starts from eight figures, but he still lives in the small apartment assigned to him by the company back then.

It turned out that as early as ten years ago, he had already lost the only and unforgettable love in his life.

It turned out that after so many years, he still has deep affection for his lover who died ten years ago.

Not only that, but he was reunited with his lover who had turned into a ghost ten years later, and they lived happily together.

God!It's just so touching!

Fang Yingdi is simply a good man among good men.

Countless fans who lost their fans returned one after another, and apologized for their previous suspicions on Weibo. Not only that, the big V account of Dialect, which already had more than 8000 million fans, gained 1000 million followers, and even Xia Ming's ghost blog It has increased by 600 million.

But these two parties can't care about it anymore.

Because as soon as Dialect arrived home, Xia Ming who was "wearing" the doll rushed over, buried his head on his shoulder and cried, "Honey, save me... I accidentally knocked my butt away..."

What the hell?

Xia Ming reorganized the language: "I accidentally bumped the inflatable doll's butt..."

It seems that there is still something wrong?

Forget it!

"I'm tickled," Xia Ming's soul blushed, and said in a voice like a gnat, "I want a husband, ah, ah, ah!"

The daughter-in-law has already taken the initiative, how could the dialect refuse?

So the two of them huh huh all night.

Since then, one person and one ghost have been shamelessly humming each other whenever they have time. They have held back the dialect for many years, and once their wishes are fulfilled, they feel refreshed. Nourished by her husband's yang energy, she became healthier and stronger. Not only did the wounds that hadn't healed for many years gradually heal, but even her cheeks became rosy. Gradually, she no longer needed magic surgery for plastic surgery.

Xia Ming happily thought, he is probably the happiest ghost in the world.

Time passed quickly, and it was the end of July in a blink of an eye.

Meng Mo's 500 episodes of "Big Stomach Swallowing the World" as a resident guest have all been broadcasted. Countless people are so excited by Meng Mo, the king of snacks with a big stomach. In just six months, there are countless fans. Fans from A few million soared to [-] million, and invitations to variety shows, reality shows, and TV dramas continued, and he was considered a moderate traffic star.

At the beginning of August, "Fatal Illusion", which completed the post-production, was quietly aired on X Satellite TV.

The author has something to say: If nothing else happens, there is one more chapter... at most two chapters, and this article will be over.

I really can't think of any special episodes that I can write. The little angel can leave a message for any episodes she wants to see. As long as I can write it, I will continue to update the episodes after the finale.

If not... this article will end in the main text_(:з」∠)_