The president loves the little monster

As a ghost, Xia Ming couldn't touch things.

You can't touch tables, chairs, benches, pots, pans, rags and mops, watering cans, and even the big tortoise in the glass tank on the window sill.

Of course, there is no dialect.

Xia Ming has the heart of a virtuous little daughter-in-law, but he stares blankly at being unable to do anything. He is so bored at home every day that he almost dies of worry.

Once when I talked with Meng Mo and mentioned this matter, Meng Mo taught him a spell of moving small objects that originated from the five ghosts' fortune-telling technique.

Xia Mingle went crazy. He manipulated all kinds of small objects at home when he had nothing to do, cleaned up the windows and clean the windows, fed the big tortoise well, and planted cabbage, spinach, rapeseed, and all kinds of cute things on the balcony. Adorable succulents make the home tidy and warm, full of the breath of life.

After he threw five bottles, six bowls and seven plates, he cooked a large table of dishes for dialect, which moved dialect to tears.

Everything is too good to be true, except that there is no sex.

Xia Ming propped his chin with his hands and pondered for a while, thinking that the inflatable doll would not be very heavy, and it should not be too difficult to manipulate, so it might be fine... So he ordered a high-strength doll from the Internet. For the life-like puppet, the recipient originally wanted to fill in his own name, but in the eyes of others, Xia Ming is already a dead person.

Although it is not uncommon to have people with the same name and surname, Xia Ming, who has been dead for many years, ordered a life-sized doll of Xia Ming who has been dead for many years in the online shop... It's scary to think about it, isn't it?

In order not to scare the shopkeeper, Xia Ming filled in the name in dialect.

Yet the shopkeeper was intimidated.

Recipient - Dialect?

Is it the dialect he knows?

Whether it's true or not, it's too scary. Xia Ming has been dead for so many years, and this buyer named Dialect still wants to fuck Xia Ming... It's crazy!

However, the price offered by the other party was too tempting. After accepting this order, it was enough for him to rest for two or three years, so the shopkeeper gritted his teeth and accepted it.

In order to satisfy this frantic customer, the boss selected the most expensive high-fidelity skin. After 30 days of careful production, the error between the doll and the body data provided by Xia Ming was within three millimeters. They all fit perfectly, even if soaked in water, they will not be paralyzed!More importantly, the boss installed an imported super-powerful high-fidelity contraction system on the chrysanthemum part of the doll, and can also adjust the contraction frequency in real time according to the other party's physical reaction, which is perfect!

On the day the courier arrived, Fang Yan attended the movie premiere and was not at home, so Xia Ming asked the courier to leave the courier in the security room downstairs.

Thinking of having sex with Fang Yan tonight, Xia Ming was so excited that he floated around the house... He decided to give Fang Yan a surprise!

So before the dialect came back, Xia Ming happily floated out of the house, and floated all the way into the life-size inflatable doll packed in a big cardboard box, then tried to move his fingers, moved his toes, and twisted Buttocks, raised his eyebrows again, and finally showed a shy and cute smile.

Hahaha success!

From time to time there was a rustling sound from the big cardboard box delivered by the courier, which frightened the security guard.But they can't open other people's express mail casually, and they can't get through to dialect. After deliberation, they have to call the store to ask what is in it.

The store didn't know who was calling, and when they got through, they said enthusiastically: "Hello, this is a store for adult products that is so cool. May I ask what products do you need?"

The security guard hung up the phone with a serious expression——no wonder the box is so big, Yingdi Fang must have bought an inflatable doll, the bumpy road must have accidentally knocked the switch off, that's why there was a rustling sound.

After Fang Yan attended the premiere, he didn't get home until after eleven o'clock in the evening. As soon as he entered the door of the apartment, the security uncle had a tacit "loving" smile on his face and stopped him: "Xiao Fang, your courier."

express delivery?What express?

He hasn't bought anything online for many years.

Is it a gift from a partner?Or something Xia Ming bought online?

Fang Yan moved the big box one person tall home with a dazed expression, opened the door and called Xia Xia twice, but Xia Ming, who usually floated over happily like a rabbit when he heard him coming back, didn't agree.

Where is the ghost?Where the hell is his baby?

Dialect couldn't see Xia Ming anywhere, thinking that there was no ghost in this delivery, so he frowned and opened the box.

Inside the box lay naked Xia Ming.

dialect:"……"

He was startled, and when he looked carefully, he realized that it was a high-fidelity life-sized puppet that was almost exactly the same as Xia Ming. He couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, wondering if this was a surprise Xia Xia had prepared for him?

However, more surprises are yet to come.

"Xia Xia," Fang Yan looked around with a smile on his lips, "Xia Xia, come out, don't hide."

But at this moment, the puppet suddenly jumped out of the box, flew into his arms, hooked his neck with both hands, buried his head in his arms, and said with a shy and sweet smile: "Honey, I I can finally hug you! So happy!"

Dialect: "... Xia, Xia Xia?"

"Well," Xia Ming raised his head, "Are you surprised?"

"surprise."

It was so pleasantly surprised that he was about to have a heart attack, but when he thought of Xia Xia ordering his life-size doll online with a blushing face, secretly preparing a surprise for him, his heart softened No, all that runs in the blood is joy.

He lowered his head and put his forehead against his: "Xia Xia, thank you."

"Hey hey hey," Xia Ming's puppet shyly stretched out its index finger, drawing circles on his chest muscles through a thin shirt, and its inorganic eyes sparkled brightly because it had a soul, "Honey, I I miss you. I want to be with you."

The dialect deliberately teased him: "What is it?"

"Yeah... just... just..." Xia Ming buried his head in his hard chest like a shy little daughter-in-law, and said in a voice like a gnat, "I want to kiss you, I want to hug you." You, want to do/love to do with you... "

That night, the two finally lived their long-lost married life.

Xia Ming bought this doll only because he felt sorry for Fang Yan and to free his God's right hand. As for himself... being able to kiss and hug Fang Yan was enough, and he didn't expect more.

In order to let Dialect have a better experience, Xia Ming deliberately recalled the feelings he had with Dialect in advance, but after ten long years, many feelings and details can no longer be clearly remembered...so he blushed again Fian downloaded a bunch of unspeakable action movies from the Internet, and deliberately learned how the little shou in it were er-er-er.

But before he could show his amazing acting skills, he was shocked to find that with the kisses, teasing and tenderness of the dialect, he gradually began to feel... Shuang's eyes were crying, his toes curled up, and even his soul trembled , couldn't help but let out a mysterious voice that even he himself would blush and heartbeat when he heard it.

Ahhhhh!

So happy!So cool!

Husband, I love you so much!

The dialect has been held back for too many years, and it is hard to wait until today. How can I restrain it?He turned Xia Ming over and over for a long time, Xia Ming was thinking in a mess, wondering if the quality of this inflatable doll is not good enough, if his drum is half dry and cracked, it will be bad... ...Do you want to order more life-size dolls?

It’s a big deal to replace it if it’s broken, hahaha!

In the early morning, Xia Ming embraced the dialect and fell asleep contentedly. He didn't wake up until noon.He yawned lazily, took his mobile phone, and was about to order a few more dolls for emergencies, when there was a "ding dong" on Weibo, and a headline was pushed——

"Madden!The movie star dialect online shopping Xia Ming and other inflatable dolls, the truth of Xia Xiaoxianrou's suicide has surfaced! "