Kudo

"I didn't expect you to be so enlightened," Wu Xie held a cigarette between his muddy fingers, "He worked so hard and made a fucking mess in the end——Li Cu, are you prepared? Stay and be buried with me?"

At this time, they were resting against a bronze wall, Li Cu was sitting on the side with his head down, Wu Xie was constantly puffing out smoke from his nose and mouth while talking.The surrounding space seemed familiar, but it was different. After walking through it repeatedly, they finally had to admit one thing:

They got lost.

Time goes back to two hours ago.

At that time, Li Cu was thinking wildly while walking behind Wu Xie.Probably because of leg and foot problems, Wu Xie couldn't walk fast, and often stopped to slow down, so when Wu Xie stopped again, Li Cu didn't think it was strange until Wu Xie called out: "Brother."

Li Cu, who was so far away, didn't realize who the "brother" was for the first time, and repeated "brother?" before he suddenly realized: Damn, Zhang Qiling, Zhang Qiling who was just cheated by him, he just It was Zhang Qiling who cheated.

In Li Cu's mind, the alarm sounded instantly, and he quickly made plans in his mind: if he pleads guilty, he will be beaten to death;

Since Zhang Qiling was dead after all calculations, Li Cuo decided to go all out, and before Zhang Qiling asked his teacher to question him, he secretly grabbed Wu Xie by the corner of his clothes and said softly, "I'll count to three, two, one, and you immediately follow me." , Without waiting for Wu Xie to respond, he quickly finished counting three two one, raised his legs and ran away.

After running a hundred meters away, Li Cu realized that Wu Xie was a disabled person. He felt a "thud" in his heart, and hurriedly looked back, but he was surprised: Although Wu Xie's posture was a little awkward, he still had wind under his feet and wings on his back. , Only half a meter away, he can keep pace with him, moving the World Paralympic Games.

Never underestimate the disabled, especially the disabled named "Wu Xie", who is a snake spirit.

Li Cu glanced at Zhang Qiling who was behind Wu Xie by the way, the beating muscles, the sweat, the stern expression, the sharp eyes... He silently praised Zhang Qiling in his heart, but he didn't dare to stop for a moment.Seeing that he was about to be overtaken, he grabbed Wu Xie's hand and shouted, "This way!"

Wu Xiemao stooped and jumped with him, and the two fell into a small cave together.Wu Xie hit the cave wall with a "bang" and let out a muffled grunt, which seemed to be in great pain.

Li Cu only saw a hole here, but he didn't expect that there was a cave with no way out.The more he thought about it, the more irritable he became, and he couldn't help shouting outside: "Boss Zhang, what do you mean, why are you chasing after me!"

As soon as the words came out, even he himself felt that the blame was too naive, but Zhang Qiling didn't show a mocking expression on his face, he just asked: "Why are you running?"

Li Cu thought about it seriously for a long time, but he was speechless. In the end, Wu Xie said helplessly, "Of course it was because I wanted to do something bad, but you found out."

The cave was not big, and it was almost full after containing Li Cu and Wu Xie. If Zhang Qiling wanted to arrest people, he had to drag them out one by one.Li Cu estimated the situation, and Dayi shrank behind Wu Xie awe-inspiringly.

"Brother, don't you only save people who don't want to die? I'm looking for my own death now," Wu Xie sighed helplessly and laughed softly.

"I have a lot of time now," Zhang Qiling seemed to be explaining, but he didn't seem to be explaining, "You also saved me."

Li Cu used his imagination to translate this sentence, and finally understood it as: I was not free before, and I couldn't repay you for saving me. Now I am free, and I will get back your hair.Listening to Zhang Qiling is like doing reading comprehension, but when did Wu Xie save Zhang Qiling, no matter who said it, wasn't Wu Xie ten years ago a delicate girl?

Wu Xie shook her head: "Brother, how little did you save me? At that time, I didn't want to die, but now I want to die. It's different."

Zhang Qiling stood motionless at the entrance of the cave as if he didn't hear it.It was Wu Xie who finally compromised. He touched the shoulder he hit just now, and crawled out of the cave.

"Brother, I can never stop you from doing things," Wu Xie twisted his neck, "but you have to make it clear, what exactly are you doing here?"

"I'm on your side."

Li Cu crawled out following Wu Xie, and when he heard this sentence, he suddenly felt that Zhang Qiling had nothing new, and actually copied his lines.

"Okay," Wu Xie liked it very much, and nodded briskly after hearing this, "That won't waste time, let's start now."

Love blinds people, and their principles have no boundaries.Li Tuo shook his head.He didn't know what Wu Xie's plan was going to be. The originally planned two-person team suddenly turned into a three-person tour?And as the saying goes, there must be a light bulb in a threesome, and he felt that he would definitely feel the world's strong malice towards single dogs along the way, which was too bad.

Sure enough, this kind of maliciousness quickly attacked his fragile heart: Wu Xie was injured and his feet were also lame. The three of them had just walked for a while, when Zhang Qiling suddenly stopped, turned his back to Wu Xie, and knelt down on one knee.

"Wu Xie, come up."

Fuck, it's too flashy, if it wasn't for the wrong orientation and wrong dialogue, it would be a marriage proposal.Li Cu silently lamented what a handsome man with a tall and straight figure, this kneeling, besides "I do", it is hard to imagine any other answer.

Zhang Qiling stood up with Wu Xie on his back, and walked forward step by step.Li Cu followed beside him, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind: It's better to let Zhang Qiling abduct Wu Xie as soon as possible, leave this ghost place, be completely out of the game, and live the rest of his life in peace.What kind of world, what kind of overall situation, why should one person bear so much and pay so much for it?If you are a cow and a horse, no one may be grateful to you.

Wu Xie's body was covered with plaster, messing up Zhang Qiling's white and clean upper body. The latter didn't mind, but the former said instead: "It's too fast, if you keep walking like this, I might spit on you."

Wu Xie's breath was very unstable, and it didn't look like she was pretending.Zhang Qiling slowed down silently, like an old cow who is hardworking.

Hengmei coldly pointed at thousands of people, bowed his head and willingly acted like an ox, Mr. Lu Xun's quotations are indeed everywhere.Li Cu sighed in his heart, adding tens of thousands of extra points to Zhang Qiling, he had already surpassed "a good man in the new era" and became an "out-of-print living fossil".

"Brother, there is something in my left sleeve," Wu Xie said suddenly, "It seems that a mouse crawled into it when I installed the stone statue."

Mouse your sister.Li Cu smiled coldly in his heart, and couldn't help but want to rush up and slap him.Can a lie choose the truth?There will be mice in this ghost place, if there are any, it must be a mouse spirit.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Qiling actually stopped, freed a hand, and touched Wu Xie's wide left sleeve, as if he really touched something, frowned, and pulled it out.At that moment, Wu Xie didn't know where the strength came from, and the hand that was originally around Zhang Qiling's neck squeezed hard, and pressed the ball onto his mouth and nose in one breath.

Zhang Qiling's eyes widened, his feet swayed, and he struggled for a while before passing out.

The posture in which he fainted was leaning forward. I don't know if it was a coincidence or intentional, but Wu Xie on his back was unscathed.

"Let's go, hurry up, his resistance is very strong, and it doesn't take long to take effect." Wu Xie turned her head away from her hand, and then threw the thing on the ground.Li Cuo took a closer look and found that it was really a mini plush toy of a mouse.

"A gift for shopping," Wu Xie explained, seeing him in a daze, "I thought it would be useful, so I kept it."

There is a ghost, no normal person would think that plush toys can be used as murder weapons with potion.Li Cu looked at the man who fell on the ground, and felt sympathy spontaneously.

After the scene is played back, the time returns to the present.

Two lonely men squatting in the corner.

"It was an accident," Li Cu said depressingly, "Besides, Boss Wu, you shouldn't be ignorant of the way."

"If I had used even a little brain, we would be separated by now," Wu Xie spat out a cloud of blue smoke, "Do you know that you run around like a wild donkey, and ten hemp ropes can't hold it down?"

"Then you can't keep up, it's not that you're worse than wild donkeys." Li Cuo followed along, and immediately realized what was wrong, hugged his head, pretended to be dozing off and talked in his sleep.

"Yes, a wild donkey can kill me, but I can't," Wu Xie said, "but I can eat donkey meat, but donkeys can't eat mine."

Li Cu was stunned, and suddenly remembered the question that the black glasses asked him: Is Wu Xie a wolf or a sheep?No, he is just Wu Xie, with the fierceness of a wolf, but not the bestiality of a wolf, and the weakness of a sheep, but he never shows it easily.

people.No matter what kind of shell Wu Xie wraps himself in, he is just an ordinary person. Everything about him is extraordinary, maybe because he is too strong, or more likely because he is too small and weak, so he has to stand up to support himself. Stand up and ask for an explanation for the whole world.

Crazy, stupid, crazy, these titles are all added to this person.

And he didn't mind.

"By the way, now we still have a problem to solve," Wu Xie said suddenly, his face hidden in the smoke, looking very mysterious, "Li Cu, you have a crush on my little brother, and it's actually my fault, you Are you an idiot?"

***

Moon and night.

"Damn, Su Wan, do you think you're going to summer camp?" Yang Hao looked at Su Wan's big bag and scolded, "Do you understand if you pack light?"

Su Wan lived up to the name of the humanoid Tinker Bell, if he put down the bag, opened the buckle, and pulled the zipper, it would be like a universal vending machine.

"I bring light clothes." Su Wan touched the bag on his back guiltyly, and argued in a low voice, "There is absolutely no heavy weapon."

I wish you had.Yang Hao muttered, and asked softly, "Where is that woman?"

"You're so young, so rude." Liang Wan quietly appeared from behind him and said dissatisfied.She is wearing a light tracksuit and a high ponytail. She looks energetic and has no extra equipment on her body.

Yang Hao just wanted to say "Su Wan, study hard", but when he turned his head, he found that Zhang Tate was carrying a chicken bag in the posture of carrying rice.Su Wan obviously saw it too, and the expression on his face immediately turned into peace of mind. He tightened the hemp rope around his waist, looked back affectionately at the sentence "Ijump, youjump", his body was in big characters, and he slapped down with the utmost exaggeration.

At that moment, Yang Hao couldn't help but want to cover his face in shame, pretending not to know this idiot.

Although Su Wan explained afterwards that this was to avoid accidents and maximize the force-bearing area, Yang Hao still felt that this guy had some brain problems.He hadn't read many books, so he didn't know the force or area, but he could be sure that if something happened, Su Wan would turn into a puddle of meat because of this posture.

So, exam-oriented education kills people.Yang Hao shook his head with emotion.Fortunately, he read very little, and his mind is still clear.

"How do we go next?" Liang Wan asked, "Don't say anything and just wait and see, or we will wait and see."

Even people who are adventurous by nature may not rush to known dangers without hesitation, let alone Liang Wan is a woman.Although in terms of curiosity, women are indeed better than all human beings, but after all, there is a clear boundary between curiosity and adventure. Once curiosity is put into practice, compared to erratic and trembling horror, Liang Wan still prefers the sense of security that can be held in his hands.

Yang Hao calmly took out a dozen of A4 papers with a thickness of [-] centimeters: "Take it and read it, I have never liked to read books."

"So, you got the information, but you didn't read it once?" Su Wan's eyes widened, "That's right, Yang Hao, it's because I trust you so much!"

"Damn it, don't you claim to be the strongest fighter under the command of Wang Houxiong? You can't handle a dozen documents?" Yang Hao became annoyed, "Who said I didn't read it, I even wrote the headline."

Su Wan saw that on the first page there were indeed a few silly words: the strongest rescue plan.

Simple enough, rough enough, and uneducated enough, it seems that it was written by Yang Hao.Su Wan was a little relieved in his heart, and tried to read on, but in the end, gold stars appeared in front of his eyes after only three lines.After being silent for half a second, he raised his head, with tears in his eyes, and slapped a dozen papers on Yang Hao's face in grief and indignation.

"You're paralyzed—" Yang Hao pulled down the paper, and was about to scold, but was stopped by Su Wan's howling.

"Yang Hao, your uncle, you have read it before you are a ghost, this is a fucking high-level classical Chinese!"