Kudo

Half of Wu Xie's face was covered with blood, and at first glance, only two beady eyes could be seen.If it were placed in the tomb, it would be better than rice dumplings if it wasn't rice dumplings. Once it showed its face, the effect was probably more significant than blood corpses, and it could drive 70.00% of people out of their shit.

Of course, there is another consequence, that is, Zhang Qiling twisted his waist and twisted his head off.

Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling who was trying to smear blood on the top of his head, and sighed in his heart: It took so much effort and blood, what is this for?He didn't need such a fearless sacrifice.

"Boss Zhang," Li Cu ran back panting, poked his head in, "I thought of a way to save Boss Wu."

Zhang Qiling turned his head to the side, waiting for him to speak.

"I really have a way," Li Cu explained anxiously, "but, but you have to go away first."

"I don't believe you." Zhang Qiling looked at him expressionlessly.

The way Zhang Qiling said "don't believe it" was crueler than Xie Yuchen.Li Cu was annoyed for a while: This group of fucking people is really annoying, whether you believe it or not, no wonder they are all single.

"Miangui's surname is Li, single name cluster, male, a recent college entrance examination candidate, height [-], weight [-], birthday is kept secret, constellation is kept secret, blood type is kept secret," Li Cu replied impatiently, "Is the boss satisfied? Do you want to return it?" If you are not satisfied, Boss Wu will be hopeless if you procrastinate. If you don’t believe me, look, Boss Wu, if you believe me, just blink.”

Wu Xie blinked in unison.

"You see," Li Cuo smiled at Zhang Qiling, "Don't worry, I will never kill your partner. You go this way, go far away, I can do things better. When I'm done, I promise to give you a lively surprise .”

Zhang Qiling took one last look at him, turned and left.

It wasn't until the back was completely out of sight that Li Cu wiped the sweat from his brow, and said, "Damn it, I'm going to be crazy when I pretend to be a horse boy. This stuff really tests acting skills, and that kid Su Wan is pretty good." not easy."

Only Wu Xie's long eyelashes responded to him.

One of the two is sweating profusely, the other is bleeding all over the face, each has its own unique demeanor, it can be said that they are relatively speechless, only blood and sweat flow.Li Cu suddenly felt that this scene was particularly suitable for material, and maybe it could be expanded into a complete movie. He had already thought of the name, and it was called "Sitting Alone on Jingting Mountain", a tribute to the great poet Li Bai.

Finally, the sweat on his body was all dry, and it was almost as if he was seeing each other. Li Cuo slowly uttered a sentence:

"Boss Wu, how long are you going to pretend."

Five seconds after this sentence ended, the "big stone statue of Wu Xie" moved.At first, he just twisted his neck, then shook his hands and legs, and did a set of warm-up exercises for middle school students' physical education class. By the way, he wiped away the mottled blood on his face. Finally, he yawned and said with a smile: "That's smart, He is worthy of my choice."

Li Cu said "hehe": "You always pretend to be too realistic, tell me, what does the last Oscar winner have to do with you?"

"Emotional relationship," Wu Xie slapped his body vigorously, the thick dust made Li Cu burst into tears and coughed wildly, "Maybe he had a crush on me before."

Different from the light summer clothes worn by Li Cu and others, Wu Xie was wearing a warm woolen sweater and an assault jacket, wrapped like a ball, plus at least five centimeters of mud and stone powder. As long as he does not move, he is definitely a qualified statue.

Yes, as long as he doesn't move.This is not easy, but he still did it, because he is Wu Xie.Not to mention that Zhang Qiling touched his bald head and his face was covered with blood, even if he was splashed from head to toe by a bucket of feces, he would not change his face.

He couldn't smell it anyway.

"Boss, I think the sentries at the gate of the military base are working very hard. You are so professional, and if you occasionally play a cameo, you can also serve the people."

"Do you think military training is the most tiring?" Wu Xie sneered, "I don't have time to chat with you, come with me."

I haven't seen you for more than half a year, and I don't even give you a chance to get close. Are adults so difficult to get along with?Li Cu suffocated in his stomach, and followed him to the depths of the cave.

The stone powder on Wu Xie's body wasn't completely wiped off, and the mud was still there. He walked like a lump of moving cement, and compared with his bloated body, his neck and head were particularly fragile.Li Cu saw it in his eyes, and always felt that this man would freeze in the next moment and let go.

The swaying footsteps, drooping shoulders, hoarse voice... all these all show that Wu Xie is overwhelmed, but Li Cuo is sure that when Wu Xie turned around, those eyes, even though they were tired, were gone. The verdant vitality of the big tree is still like firewood, burning with stubbornness, fanaticism, and eternal arrogance, and said in the crackling sound: I am number one in the world, and I will argue if I am not convinced.

Li Cu knew in his heart that they met Wu Xie this time purely by accident. His original plan was to throw everyone away after blowing up the door and reconcile with Wu Xie alone. Although the results are roughly similar now, the process is really distorted. Beyond his imagination.

"Boss Wu," Li Cu couldn't help asking, "Have you ever thought about what to do if I don't come and you are alone?"

"I'm willing to admit defeat," Wu Xie replied, "What I didn't expect was that you would bring the blind little flower with you. It seems that no matter how long it has passed, you are still an idiot."

"Who put me in the hands of the two of them?" Li Cu retorted, "You didn't plan it yourself, but it's because the people under you are not good at things. It is well said in the history books that water can carry a boat and it can also overturn it. This kind of dictatorship will inevitably lead to failure, we must learn from history and face the future."

"That's right, it makes sense," Wu Xie didn't turn his head back, "But if you can't even do well now, why are you thinking about the future?"

I am so ill that I don't even believe in the future.Li Cu looked at the figure sympathetically and sighed heavily.

——Wait, could it be that Zhang Qiling said something to him?

Li Cuo suddenly thought of Zhang Qiling's bland reaction before, and his heart trembled: Could it be that he miscalculated, Zhang Qiling really didn't have any interest in Wu Xie, and then took advantage of Wu Xie's inability to speak, and unilaterally refused?And then, Wu Xie's lovesickness turned into ashes, and all thoughts were ashamed... Turned into a pile of ashes that ignored hope and the future?

I rely on.

***

Su Wan had imagined many times, who would be the first to see when he came back from the brink of life and death.

"Oh," he was dazed for half a minute, "Yang Hao."

Yang Hao stood in front of him with a gloomy face, combing his old-fashioned back hair, looking very funny, but the gesture of stroking his hair and asking "what's the matter with you boy" does have a cool "man on the road" His aura and mature eyes are beyond the reach of 80.00% of his peers.

Su Wan turned his head to look sideways. Hodolf looked down in front of Huo Xiuxiu and looked through things, as if he was making a report.

Obviously, Yang Hao did work with Hodolf this year, and it was not easy.He has matured a lot.

Even people of the same age, in different environments, have different degrees of growth.When Li Cu and Su Wan were still absent-mindedly sitting in the classroom listening to lectures and sneaking over the wall to go to the Internet cafe, Yang Hao had already learned how to pick up a stick and beat them until their heads were covered in blood.He is a gangster in society. Without the protective wall of the school, he often sees more, more complicated, and more chaotic things. Although he sometimes behaves too impulsive or dead-headed, but from some levels, he It is easier to mature than the other two, and it is different from their targeted abnormal development. Instead, they crawled and rolled in the soil, gnawed mud and sand, and finally passed the threshold of adulthood.

"Filming is too dedicated." Su Wan stayed for a long time, thought for a while, and then replied, "I'm playing a mop, can you see that?"

Yang Hao smiled at him coldly.

"I said Su Wan, it looks like you're thinking about the two little devils. It seems that neither of them appreciates your favor." The fat man expelled the toxins and felt that the atmosphere between the two was too tense, so he couldn't help but want to say a few words. "Come, come, Fatty, I love you."

"I'm in so much pain." Su Wan gave him an angry look, "It's bad luck to follow you."

The fat man was about to refute, but after thinking about it for a while, it seemed to be the case, so he groaned twice, and turned to be a beautiful fat man who would take a quiet nap, but just as he closed his eyes, Jie Yuchen, Hei glasses, and Zhang Qiling turned over together from below. up.

The faces of the three of them were not very good-looking, especially Zhang Qiling's sentence "Those two people are missing", the evil spirit was so strong that Lord Yan even shivered.

Su Wan's heart tightened, and he blurted out: "Li Cu is gone?"

It's a pity that his voice was hoarse and his breath was weak, and he was 100% overwhelmed by the fat man's sentence "What kind of mother Xipi is the innocent comrade?" No one could hear him clearly except Yang Hao who was close to him.

Seeing the fat man bouncing around vigorously, and a group of people gathering for a small meeting, Su Wan sat up straight and cursed: "That damned kid, Yali, is running around on his own again. If my son is hung up and beaten for three days and three nights, tell him not to long memory."

"If your son is a beast," Yang Hao said, "You yourself are only eighteen this year, what kind of son do you have?"

"Just kidding, just kidding." Su Wan suddenly felt a little more relaxed. He felt that the matter was not as exaggerated as what Li Cu said, and Yang Hao might not have left them.

"I'm still joking at this time." Yang Hao squatted down and sat down on the sand, "Li Cu... is he really still down there?"

"It's true that he's down there, please don't make it sound like he's on Huangquan Road in the underworld." Su Wan replied.

"Damn it," Yang Hao scolded suddenly, "It turns out that none of them can escape. Unfortunately, I thought he had gone home to enjoy the blessings, so I went downstairs to take a look at his house during Chinese New Year. The black lights are blinding, and there are people inside, almost peeing in fear."

"Is there someone in their family?" Su Wan said in surprise, "Thief!"

"Don't worry about that for now," Yang Hao waved his hand and suddenly lowered his voice, "I don't care what you people are doing here, but Hodolf's purpose is not simple, I often see him and some weird people from head to toe When dealing with people, they always mentioned Gutong Jing, 'another', 'gold', and 'pears' and 'pigs' - this seems to be referring to Li Cu. In short, Li Cu is below It must be troublesome."

Speaking of this, he suddenly smiled: "The boy dragged me into the water by yelling about the gold mountains and silver seas, and now it is his reward."

"Since when did Yali become so interesting?" Su Wan got angry and raised his voice all of a sudden, "You're talking nonsense—"

Yang Hao covered his mouth impatiently: "Noisy and noisy like a woman, you can't calm down after being hurt like this. Damn, I have suffered so much, I can't even scold you? Don't yell. I have been recruited, and I can tell you that this time Li Cu's life-saving straw is on Lao Tzu."

Su Wan looked at him in surprise.

"No matter what, let that kid kneel down and apologize to my uncle himself," Yang Hao said viciously, but there was no intention of serious resentment in his eyes, "It's really fucking cheap for him to be a real mouse in the ground."

"Some things, Yali told me—"

"Come on, I understand." Yang Hao took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it skillfully. "At that time, I always felt that he was dragging me into the water to keep myself safe. After thinking about it, if it wasn't like that, maybe Our blood was spattered on the spot. He really doesn’t have loyalty, but loyalty can’t be used as a talisman, if loyalty is to become a ghost under the gun, then he is an idiot.”

Su Wan stared at him blankly, speechless for a moment.

"Hey, don't cry for me," Yang Hao joked, and his expression became serious again, "I secretly copied Hodolf's files, and I promise you a smooth journey, and see if I don't catch the brat alive."

"Count me in," Su Wan said hastily, "Just because I can't memorize well doesn't mean I have a bad brain. In terms of IQ, I'm definitely higher than you two by more than one section or two - just because I'm the only one who took the college entrance examination."

"You're paralyzed," Yang Hao scolded, "We all worked so hard, but you actually ran back to the college entrance examination, no wonder you have become such a virtuous person now, it's retribution."

"There are a lot of adults," Su Wan giggled, "See that black glasses over there? I have studied with him for a year, and it is considered a small improvement. Don't look down on me."

"It's okay to count you alone, just don't hold me back," Yang Hao smoked, "I want to beat that kid in my dreams, and I'm pretending to be old and smart, what's wrong with saying it on the spot? How can I play like a child?"

"That's right, that bastard runs around all day long, and he doesn't know what he's up to with Boss Wu," Su Wan clenched his fists, "I don't think this group of people are reliable, so while they still have to make a plan, let's do it first." If you touch it, it is guaranteed to succeed."

The heads of the two were getting closer and closer, closer than the joints of the underground party. Suddenly, two hands were stretched out from above, each pressing down on the top of their heads: "Hey, little devils, what are you talking about?"

"No, no—" Su Wan broke out in a cold sweat, and when he looked up, it was actually Liang Wan.

"No fart, I've heard the whole thing from beginning to end!" Liang Wan glared at him, "A young student is lying? It's too embarrassing not to inform me about such a fun thing."

fun?Fuck it!Su Wan twitched the corner of his mouth: "Sister, look at this..."

"Take me with you, and make sure you don't reveal any secrets," Liang Wan blinked, "Don't worry about me, I have professional bodyguards."

Su Wan looked in the direction she pointed and saw a straight mummy.Nima, in the zombie era, the zombies invaded and the undead summoned?He recalled for a moment, confirmed that the unknown object had indeed followed them all the way, and couldn't help but ask, "What is this? A summoned beast?"

Liang Wan's complexion changed: "It's not big or small, this is your uncle. Say it quickly, if you agree or disagree, I'll shout if you disagree."

"All right, all right, whatever you say is what you say," Su Wan surrendered, "Together, together."

"Spineless." Yang Hao rolled his eyes, turned to look at Liang Wan, "I can take you with me, but let me make it clear, this time I want to make a black and white affair, you must kiss me first."

Su Wan's facial expression function was instantly paralyzed.

Why on earth did he feel that Yang Hao was growing up? This is obviously much less reliable than before.