Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

Before the cookies were finished baking, Steve got into the kitchen and slammed the door shut. Seeing Clark's puzzled eyes, he forced himself to calm down: "Tony... Tony and Mr. Wayne had a great conversation, So I'm looking to see if I can help, knowing that it's really hard to prepare several dinners by yourself, yeah, that's it... what can I do?"

Don't think I didn't hear, you sneaked a bark when Tony said he wanted to raise a golden retriever and asked Bruce for advice.Your heartbeat and blood flow increased twelve percent when he introduced "Stey Mew Stark" to Bruce, a cat that was supposed to be counted as a shieldborn in the red zone (stony forums) , How about it, have you experienced the feeling of being a father?

I have done it countless times in the fanart on the forum, so why should I be ashamed if I haven’t played any play.

Clark looked at him with sympathetic eyes, kindly not piercing the last dignity of this innocent virgin: "Thank you, Captain, please help keep an eye on the oven and take out the cookies after the countdown is over. I really need help."

Steve carefully heaved a sigh of relief, and smiled: "You're welcome, Superman. Speaking of which, your partner is really a very powerful person. I have never seen anyone who can keep up with Tony's thinking. I mean his professional skills. Nouns and wild ideas, he's a real genius after all."

Clark, who had just been brainwashed by his peers in the forum, thought about it for a moment, and he said cautiously: "The local tyrants have no future, and neither does the science group. They say that the local tyrants should deserve to be poor... Poor superheroes, after all, the same sex repels each other, don't worry." Captain, you're the perfect combination, you're poor, you're a superhero, everyone loves Captain America."

"But Captain America loves Iron Man."

The door was opened, and Hawkeye stuck his head in: "Is dinner still ready? I'm almost starving."

Steve: "!!!!!!!!!"

Natasha brought him in: "Pay attention to the image, Agent Patton. You scared the cap."

Hawkeye closed the door smoothly: "Gossip doesn't need images!"

He winked at Steve, and teased, "Don't be shy, captain, even Clark later found out. It seems that your secrecy work is not very good."

Captain America: "..."

He said weakly: "How do you know this, my God, Tony and I are not—"

"You are, don't explain. Are you being too obvious? For example, yesterday, I ate six pans of cookies in a row and you didn't see it, but you stood up as soon as Tony picked up the coffee cup, and told a nurse The Lord's golden retriever circled around him to preach, he just replied to you a nosy mother chicken, you are so wronged that you are about to cry!"

Steve murmured, "I didn't..."

"You have." Hawkeye hit the nail on the head: "You just have a crush on him."

Steve: "..."

Why does the whole league know that I have a crush on Iron Man?

Steve gave up on himself: "I really like Tony, please keep it a secret for me. I didn't intend to say this. He has never liked me very much. I hope to continue to be friends with Tony. In fact, maintaining the status quo is very good."

Black Widow finally couldn't listen anymore: "Maintain the status quo? Cap, I believe you are a virgin, but I don't believe you have no EQ. Although Tony Stark is indeed a jerk, and the way he pursues is unexpectedly bad, but I think His special attitude towards you is obvious? I thought you were secretly in love with each other."

Steve was stunned: "What? I thought he liked women, and all his dates were beautiful women, and Tony, he was like that with everyone, I mean...hugs, kisses."

Speaking of this, his baby blue eyes dimmed for a moment: "He is so perfect, a genius like Howard, everyone loves him, and I am just a poor kid from Brooklyn that time has forgotten. Not romantic, doesn't understand his novelties, and can't keep up with his thinking..."

The more he spoke, the lower his voice became. No man or woman could just sit back and watch America's sweetheart look lost!

Natasha quickly interrupted him: "You may not know that Tony Stark's childhood idol is Captain America. He has two rooms around you, posters, soldiers, body pillows, everything, until you live in the Avengers. He just put away the mansion. By the way, all of his dates are blond, blue-eyed, big-breasted and thigh-like, and since I dyed my hair, he hasn’t looked at me more.”

Black Widow flirts her red hair coquettishly, and encourages her teammates confidently: "Believe in yourself, cap, your hair is more golden than the sun, your eyes are bluer than the sea, and you have bigger breasts, no one in America won you."

She paused, apparently thinking of Tony's other blond, blue-eyed, busty best friend, Thor.After all, standing with Thor who is close to two meters, your height is not your height, and your pectoral muscles are not your pectoral muscles. Captain America is even slightly worse, and Superman can compete with him.

She glanced back at Clark, and added carefully: "Among humans, no one can beat you."

Hawkeye also took out his phone excitedly, and Google showed him: "Captain, you are really too far behind, after all, the whole world knows you are together. Let me recommend you a forum, there are a lot of shields... ...By the way, do you know what shield iron is?"

Steve covered his face with one hand, trying to cover his flushed cheeks: "Yes, I know, that's my match with Tony, I will use the Internet, when I searched for Tony before, there will be relevant recommendations below."

Hawkeye slapped his thigh: "It's easy to handle if you know it! Come on, look at this fanfic, in which you have helped each other countless times, even Chapter 1 had a hot sex in Tony's laboratory Mouth/live! Tony also bore you three children!"

He hated iron and steel: "But in reality, your progress is still at the stage of pure friendship, without even a kiss? This is not a superhero at all."

Steve: "..."

Steve stared blankly.

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