Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

Bruce's back was straight, and it was rare to face everything with Batman's hoarse and gloomy expression or Brucey's baby's flirtatious attitude. He stood there and said calmly: "Batman, Bruce Wayne .”

Tony stood up straight immediately. Although he was a little shorter than Bruce, Iron Man was [-] meters tall. He said in a reserved and proud tone that is unique to playboys and geniuses: "Iron Man, Tony Stark .”

The expressions of the two people are very confident, and they both seem to carry the labels of "dominant president", "successful person", "I am number one in the world", "there is no one in the world who has never heard of the legend of father".

Tony was at least still wearing a suit, but Bruce could show his super-rich aura in that rabbit home suit, which made Hawkeye stunned.

Hawkeye: "I don't know why, I think he must be very rich! Except for his height, he and Tony are really similar. Of course, I definitely don't mean that they both have a good-looking face, but that kind of... Tony, Even if you stare at me, I will finish! You can't deduct my expenses! Can you do whatever you want if you have money!"

The rich people looked at each other, and at the same time revealed the atmosphere of "the rich can indeed do whatever they want".

Hawkeye finished speaking resolutely: "...the nasty taste of geniuses, playboys, and rich people."

Clark: "..."

Yes!They do look alike!Also bearing the label of "The World's Sexiest Man", a golden bachelor!And the same goddamn collectivism, like collecting Playboy cover girls for twelve months!

Clark, who is still a virgin, is so jealous when he thinks of Bruce kissing, comforting, and doing things more than friendship with those beautiful girls!

By the time Bruce and Tony start a superhero-friendly chat between the two worlds, exchanging "a hundred practical tips for dudes on taming golden retrievers," Superman, who has just confessed to (near) success, is already far away.

The two little Carls in his head crackled and began to fight:

Devil Superman said: Batman never kissed Superman!

Angel Superman retorted: Kissed, or kissed with tongue!

Devil Superman: Batman hasn't even touched Superman's chest!

Angel Superman: Touched!I even pinched my butt!

Devil Superman: Batman didn't take Superman for a ride in a sports car!

Angel Superman: But you took Bruce for a ride in the sky!You also took the opportunity to touch his thighs and bat ass!

Devil Superman: I don't care, I don't care, I'm just jealous, I want to kiss him!touch him!Take him for a ride!

Angel Superman said: Okay, okay!

...without stopping it.

Superman with a super brain can't help but recall Batman's supple waist, smooth thigh lines and tactile butt muscles.

When holding Batman, his hands can be placed on...

The little reporter blushed!

He thought: Or, maybe I can write this down and implement it slowly later. I can also ask Steve how to draw. Last time he was in Tony's lab, he seemed to draw Tony sleeping. It's really vivid... Anyway, Bruce must not let this matter know!Otherwise Batman will definitely smash him to death with kryptonite!

"Come back, Clark."

Clark was shocked, quickly came back to his senses, blinked and looked over blankly.

Batman glanced at Superman's red ear tips, blush cheeks, and moist eyes clearly, and then said expressionlessly: "Whatever you are thinking, stop thinking. I'm hungry, I'm going to the kitchen to prepare dinner now, how about Yes, don't forget my cookies."

Clark was seen sitting on pins and needles, and drifted into the kitchen with a whoosh.

After all, Bruce had been soaking in the nutrient solution for several months, and he would definitely be very hungry when he woke up. Clark, who inherited Alfred's housekeeping duties, also inherited his firm will to force Bruce to correct his schedule and eat on time.

Of course, it's definitely not the reason why the Batman who found out that his partner was actually YYing himself behind his back was too scary.

He quickly prepared dinner for several people and started preparing cookies.While preheating the oven, Clark suddenly remembered the label of Hammer on the Rocky script, and the shield iron that Tony said.

Speaking of which, the word occasionally appears in Steve's sketchbook, usually marked under the portraits of him and Tony, but the strange thing is that he has drawn so many Tonys, but he never showed them to each other once. Do you like Tony?

Clark took out his phone, opened Google, typed Shield Iron, and clicked Search.

Google search: Iron Man and Captain America fan-pairs

Related recommendations: Shield Iron R18 Comic HD Recommendation, Shield Iron Pure/Meat/Text, Shield Iron High H

Clark: "..."

The whole world knows that you are together and you yourself don't know it.

He entered Hammer Base again with mixed feelings.

Google Search: Thor and Loki fan-pairs

Related recommendations: Hammer-based sex tension, Hammer-based meat, Hammer-based car, Hammer-based ABO, Hammer-based R18

To sum it up in one sentence: The villain should be put in sleepwear.

Clark: "..."

Thinking of Luthor and the clown, Clark quickly patted his chest to suppress his shock.

He actually saw Rocky's pseudonym under the fanfiction of driving. He is already a famous fan wife in the circle, and his driving skills are well-known in the fandom.

Finally, he typed in his name to start the search.

Google: Superman, New York's new superhero.

Related searches: super iron

...why do I have fan-matches?Shouldn't it be Super Bat?

He clicked on it with a dazed expression, and found that it was actually a match between himself and Tony, and there was also a list of cute things to support, stating that a rich man should match a poor man.

As for why Superman is poor?

A rich lady posted an IOU: "He saved me! After the plane crashed, he landed on the airport with the plane on his shoulders. A big hole was destroyed in the ground. He actually left an IOU for my airport. Oh my god, this man not only looks handsome like a god, but also has a pure and simple heart! I bet he must be a virgin! I love him!"

Clark: "..."

He snapped off the phone.

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About today, two more

Some idea!Yes, I have a lot of brain holes!

One day, a Pikachu traveled to Marvel.

At this time Thor was still fighting wits and courage with his brother in Asgard, and everyone surrounded Pikachu in a daze.

It must be Thor!Turned into this by his brother's magic!No one makes thunder but Thor!

One hundred thousand volts of Pikachu is definitely thunder!

So there's nothing wrong with Pikachu equaling Thor.

Everyone was very worried, and tried many ways but couldn't change it back, so they just offered delicious food and drink.

Raytheon's girlfriend hasn't broken up yet, and came to take care of him after being notified of the news.

Pikachu was very comfortable, and he didn't want to leave, and he wanted to bring all his little friends here.

After all, a local tyrant is a local tyrant, and this life is better than eating and sleeping in the wild.

Then Thor came back.

Thor is out the window: Hey my friends!I'm back!

Everyone looked at Pikachu: Wow!It works!I can talk!

Thor:? ? ? ?

Pikachu: Pika?

Pikachu found Thor outside the window, and Pikachu used one hundred thousand volts.

Thor was stunned:? ? ? ? ?

After finally explaining, Lei Shen said that the journey was quite tiring and I will take a break.

He just fell asleep when Loki came to Earth.

Rocky: I want to make trouble!Where is my stupid brother!

Tony took Pikachu out, and got used to it for a while: Saul!Electric him!

Of course Pikachu listens to the temporary trainer (Captain America), but the trainer's target also has to listen, so: one hundred thousand volts!

Rocky: ...

Rocky:! ! ! ! ! !

What have you stupid atrium ants done to my brother! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Loki is heartbroken!

Then Loki grabs Pikachu and runs away.

Because Pikachu's original world is particularly harmonious!Everyone fights and is friendly.

Pikachu didn't take it seriously, and went on a trip as an exchange student. After all, he wasn't Xiaozhi, and it was the same with anyone.

So Pikachu, who eats and drinks, is also very close to Loki.

Kiss and hug every day.

Loki: ......

it's over, sol is stupid

Or he has a crush on me.

Then Sol, who got his younger brother to do things, went back to Asgard. Pikachu was not at home when he went out to play. As soon as Loki came back, he found that his brother had changed back.

Rocky habitually kisses, hugs and holds high

This time Sol was confused...