Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

01

Friends, have you ever experienced this feeling?It's that kind of feeling that when the pain is so heart-piercing, the pain suddenly disappears with a click of biu.That might be too abstract, so let me describe it for you.

This was the situation at the time.

Brother Tang, who was protecting me, was beaten to death by mobs, and I was beaten to the point where only a layer of blood remained.Before I died, I still felt the real experience version of the word "heart like a knife" because of Brother Tang's death. I didn't expect that when I swallowed, my heart stopped hurting and my tears stopped flowing. The scene, I have no feeling at all.

The sad emotions were completely removed, and I became a cold-blooded and heartless person.

— Grief so excessive that it becomes emotionally dysfunctional.

After I diagnosed myself with a disease, I couldn't help laughing when I recalled the scene where Brother Tang talked about Zhuang Jing.

This... doesn't seem to be completely out of balance?

After experimenting for a long time, I found that I was still a normal human being who laughed when I should laugh and cried when I should cry. It was only when I faced Brother Tang's death that my emotions began to have problems.

There is no sadness or joy, all emotions, before this, cannot be mobilized at all.This feeling is as if all the emotions have been sealed up. I know that I should be sad, but the sad emotions are suppressed and cannot be driven out.

"There's a bug, hello!"

Bug hello!

Hello!

Hey!

The voice scattered and echoed in the room lacking windows and doors, and finally returned to silence.Looking at this small white room that has been closed to me since I opened my eyes, I kicked my legs and stood up, ready to look for an exit.

It is said that people may go to heaven or hell after death, or they may just return to nothingness.After I died, I went into an empty house with nothing.

Could it be that this is special treatment for traversers?

Just as he was thinking, two blank sheets of paper appeared out of thin air and fell into his hands impartially.

As soon as the paper was in hand, handwriting appeared on it.One piece of paper was filled with handwriting, but on the other, only a few lines appeared.

I am very familiar with the one with many words.The above content is the original text of the article "Shemale".After skimming it, I put that piece of paper aside and looked at another one.

On the other piece of paper, there are only four lines of characters, and on the first line, there are only four characters - Volume [-] Wang Lan.

After reading the topic, the next thing is the content.

Traditional Chinese version, classical Chinese.

I……

After reading it several times with half-guessed and half-guessed ideas, I finally figured out some clues.

The remaining two lines of classical Chinese are probably about a man named Wang Lan in Lijin who fell ill and died. The King of Hades found out that Wang Lan's death was caused by the negligence of the ghost messenger, so he asked the ghost messenger to send him back to his soul.But Wang Lan's body was damaged and could not be returned to the sun, so what the King of Hades asked him to do would naturally not be done.The ghost messenger was afraid of being blamed by the king of Hades, so he fooled Wang Lan into saying that it was better to be a ghost than a human being.

After the ghost messenger succeeded in fooling around, he said that there is a fox here, who has practiced a golden pill...

Then there is no more.

The 68 traditional characters in the three lines of classical Chinese lay quietly on the paper, without a single hint below.

After being beaten to death, he was locked up in a small white room and read a novel in classical Chinese for no reason.

#My time travel life must have a problem#

#My existence after death is afraid that something went wrong#

02

There are problems and mistakes, not only my time-traveling life and existence after death, but also the fast-traveling master who has lost his mind.

It wasn't long after I finished reading that less than half a novel, the writing on the two sheets of paper gradually faded, and when the two sheets of paper returned to blank again, my consciousness was suddenly interrupted.When he woke up again, the scene in front of him changed from a small white house to a deep courtyard.My hands also turned into two claws.

Looking at the fox's face reflected in the pond, I realized that I was taking the fast travel route.It's still the kind of fast-travel route that doesn't distinguish between species.

03

If anyone knows how to use a fox paw to raise the middle finger, please let me know, and in return, I can let you touch my little meaty paw.

04

The fox I wore looked very small, with a curled tail, the size of two palms, and even the ears were only small triangles, not the standard upright big pointed ears.

Just a pup.

I wanted to touch the newly acquired fox ears, but... I couldn't reach them.

This is to use the legs... the hind paws to reach?

Just as I was hesitating whether to touch my ears with my feet, my stomach suddenly burned up.A hot stream moved up from the abdomen, and in a short while, it reached the throat, and then something rolled up over the throat, emitting heat in my mouth.

This feeling is no less than drinking hot water that has not been boiled for a long time.

After spitting out the contents in one gulp, a red pill flew straight into the full moon.Looking at the smaller and smaller Hongwan, I began to wonder if I had vomited some internal organs.

Thinking about the fox's time, the red pill flew back and fell into my mouth that had not been closed due to surprise.Perhaps it was due to the coldness of the moonlight, when Hongwan returned to his mouth, the temperature dropped more or less, but the [-]-degree hot water and the [-]-degree hot water also made the fox feel helpless. Bear it.

Before I could make any further preparations, my body's instincts were activated first, making me twitch again and spit out the red pill.

I have nothing to say to myself.

Fortunately, after Hongwan swam around in the middle of the month, I returned to the same way obediently again. I savored the Hongwan that had cooled down again in my mouth, and after thinking about it, the taste came.

First of all, this red pill is not an organ.

Secondly, this red pill seems to reduce the temperature by absorbing the moonlight in the middle of the moon.

Finally, the fox that can spit out this strange red pill is definitely not an ordinary fox.

Straightening out my thoughts, I took a long breath and spit out the red pill to the moon again.

According to the principle that the near is bigger and the far is small, the red pill is smaller as it is further away and bigger as it is closer.I lay down and waited for Hongwan to fly back on the ground, when a hand suddenly stretched out from midair.

I followed that hand and looked aside, and saw the owner of that hand—a blue-faced ghost with a decrepit face, holding a red pill and stuffing it into a wandering soul that was floating around him. in the mouth.

The effect of setting off is great. Under the background of the green-faced ghost, the already excellent-looking wandering soul is even more handsome and astonishingly handsome, and the astonishingly handsome ghost still stains me after eating it. pills with saliva.

While the green-faced ghost stood in front of Shuai Youhun to prevent me from violently grabbing the pill, he kept talking.

The green-faced ghost said: "Wang Lan, quickly swallow the pill."

05

Wang Lan.

I know what the follow-up development of that story is.The follow-up development is that Wang Lan, with the help of the ghost messenger, snatched the fox's pill.

And I am that unlucky fox.

I said "a fox here, the golden pill will be completed", I am clearly the red pill and not the golden pill, did you grab the wrong pill?

After swallowing the red pill, the ghost messenger walked away with the wandering soul that had gathered his soul, without realizing the mistake he had made.

However, having said that, the golden elixir refined by the imaginary Taishang Laojun is also a black pill, and the immortal golden elixir refined by an experienced warlock still has nothing to do with gold.

The word "gold" in Jindan is probably an adjective.

06

The red pill that was originally staying in the stomach... No, it was the golden elixir that was taken away, there must be a big problem, I stood there waiting for the consequences of the golden elixir to appear, waited for a while, and waited for two people to come Beautiful girl.

These two beauties, without exception, wore fox ears and dragged their long tails, they were simply the fantasy of dead houses.It's just that when you speak, it's a little hard to say.

One of the charming vixen squeezed the back of my neck and lifted me up. When I opened my red lips, the smell of scum came over my face.

"Erzi, why did you become a fox again?"

"Eldest sister, don't, don't, don't..." The innocent vixen said goodbye several times and didn't say the rest. She probably forgot to put what she wanted to say in human terms. She frowned and opened her mouth There was a fox cry.

There are many foreign languages ​​and many roads, and the roads around me are blocked to death.

The two beautiful ladies communicated in their mother tongue for a long time, and finally thought of speaking a foreign language again, and the pure vixen finally continued the conversation.

"Don't keep carrying him, it's really uncomfortable."

...It's not uncomfortable to be carried, but it's uncomfortable to watch a vixen spit a big scum.

"I don't want him to change back." The vixen called Big Sister said and flicked the tip of my ear, urging: "Change quickly."

I also want to change.

As soon as I thought about it, I saw that the fox fur on my body turned into a set of slightly brown clothes with lightning speed, and the place where the fox was carrying it also changed from the nape of the neck to the nape of the neck.

The pure hanging fox essence bent down slightly to meet my line of sight. Through her clear eyes, I saw a face reflected in the eyes that was indistinguishable from my previous two lives.

Qingchunhang fox spirit pinched my face with two green fingers and said: "Second brother, you look much better than that hairy face."

... Just ask you a fox, why do you dislike the natural fox face that day.And, you already call me second brother, so please treat me with the respectful attitude you should have when treating your elder brother.

"Stop messing around." The eldest sister patted the third sister's hand away and spread her hands, and said to me, "Where is Dan, take it out for us to have a look at."

"Dan..." I looked at the direction where the ghost messenger and wandering soul left, and said truthfully, "I was robbed."

"It was robbed!" The two vixens screamed in unison when they heard my words, and even the strong smell of scumbags was brought into Mandarin by me.

"You...you are being silly, come on, spit out the golden core quickly." The eldest sister said and scratched my throat. The two beauties in the house cried and became poor wretches with pear blossoms and rain.