Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

01

In this world, there should be a feeling called knowing each other at first sight.

When Ma Youtang first met Wang Yixi, Wang Yixi was fetching water.At that time, the morning light was dim, and Ma Youtang could only see a figure fetching water from a distance. As for whether the person fetching water was a man or a woman, Ma Youtang did not see clearly at all, but this did not affect Ma Youtang. The feeling of intimacy suddenly born in the heart.

He never knew that it was so hard for someone to fetch water.

Approaching the well in a blink of an eye, Wang Yixi's appearance gradually became clear, with sculpted eyebrows and deer eyes, raised nose and red lips, bearing the last sentence of Yan Rushunhua, but wearing a long skirt was quite out of harmony.

It shouldn't be like this, Ma Youtang thought.But what should it be?

The morning wind was still cold, so Wang Yixi sneezed and sneezed, his hand slipped, and the bucket he just brought up fell back into the well.Looking at Wang Yixi's Adam's apple that was exposed when he stretched his head into the well, Ma Youtang silently recited the sentence "The neck is squeezed like wax", and then he straightened his mind and grasped the point.

The sense of disobedience dissipated.

02

Family education etiquette may be something engraved in the bones, or it may be just a layer of armor wrapped in the skin.

Seeing Wang Yixi's embarrassing expression, Ma Youtang lost his helmet and armor. He didn't care about the collapse of Mount Tai and his face remained unchanged, and he didn't care about the elk walking and left without blinking. In the process, he took the long hook and ran back to the well.

Pick up buckets, lift water, all in one go.In one go, Ma Youtang forgot to use the wheel when carrying water, and only relied on a well rope to carry a bucket of water.

The barrel is a broken wooden barrel from his family, and that person should be too.

03

An unlucky guy who couldn't stand the beating and scolding of his in-laws and ran away from home, and unfortunately escaped to the village where his husband's relatives lived.

Listening to Wang Yixi's narration, Ma Youtang felt familiar.On his trip back to Beijing, he had heard some rumors about men pretending to be women to pick flowers. Except for Ma Wanbao, what Wang Yixi said was the usual excuse used by flower pickers.

With such an appearance, do you still need to be that flower picker?

Ma Youtang's question circled around his mouth and returned to his stomach, he changed his words and said, Ma Wanbao went to study abroad.

04

Although I don't know why Wang Yixi is afraid of seeing Ma Wanbao, since Ma Wanbao is not in the village, Wang Yixi should be happy.

Looking at Wang Yixi who forced himself to smile wryly, Ma Youtang felt that he couldn't understand Wang Yixi more and more, and became more and more interested in Wang Yixi.

What interested him most was how Wang Yixi would treat Wanniang's abdominal disease.

From "Fate of the Mirror" to the overly intimate words, Wanniang has already laid out her thoughts ten to ten percent.Only Wang Yixi, this little fool, believed Wanniang's words to be true, thinking that his sister Wan really wanted him to treat her illness, it was silly, but kind of cute.

05

Not really stupid after all.

Wang Yixie finally ran out of the wing before Ma Youtang couldn't bear to stop Wanniang.

Where in the world is there a flower picker who escaped from a woman's boudoir?

After seeing Wang Yixi's flustered and embarrassed expression enough, Ma Youtang walked into the wing room to smooth things over for Wang Yixi.The Circus has a lot of beautiful words. It can be said that Wang Yixie is not good at massage. He ran out because he was timid on the spot.It can also be said that Wang Yixi forgot to take the massage equipment, so he turned around and left the house.But Ma Youtang chose the words Wanniang didn't like to hear the most.

Ma Youtang said, I told him your thoughts on Yi Xie, and I let him choose whether to stay for your treatment or not.

Naturally, Wanniang kicked her out of the door, and outside the door stood a wandering Wang Yixie.

Seeing Wang Yixi, the slamming door behind him was nothing, so Ma Youtang teased him and kept his words ambiguous on purpose.

Go to my room and rest.

As expected, seeing Wang Er's face shining brightly in disbelief.

I knew that Wang Yixi would show such an expression after hearing his jokes, but when I actually saw it, there was no reason for it, and I felt a little inexplicably disappointed.

06

Since Wang Yixi assumed the identity of a woman, Ma Youtang was also willing to accompany him in the performance.Lonely men and widows are not allowed to live in the same room.Ma Youtang originally wanted to live in two separate rooms with Wang Yixi, but unexpectedly, all these ideas collapsed in front of Wang Yixi.

When he came to his senses, the two quilts on the bed had already been made neatly. Looking at the quilt tubes that were almost touching each other, Ma Youtang felt that all of this was as it should be.

Because he didn't sleep well last night, as soon as Wang Yixi touches the pillow, he sleeps so hard that he doesn't know what night it is.

Hearing the gradually calming breathing in his ears, Ma Youtang turned his head and looked at Wang Yixi.

Eyebrows, eyes, nose, and lips are all unfamiliar, but they also reveal a sense of familiarity.It seemed that before today, he had met Wang Yixi thousands of times, but how could it be possible.

Xu Shi hit it off right away, and even felt familiar with her appearance.

Prevaricating to give himself an unconvincing reason, Ma Youtang lost sleep looking at Wang Yixi's sleeping face.

Wang Yixi slept deeply but was dishonest, kicking and turning over all night was very lively. In the end, Wang Yixi turned over and stuck to Ma Youtang's body. At the same time, what was stuck to Ma Youtang's body was the spirit Yiyi's Xiaoyi Analysis.

If he wakes up in this posture, he doesn't know what kind of expression Wang Yixi should have.Thinking this way, Ma Youtang wrapped his long arms around Wang Yixi and hugged Wang Yixi a little closer.

Ma Youtang counted Wang Yixi's bewilderment after waking up, but he didn't count that Xiao Yixi vomited the mist before Dayixi woke up.Now, the overwhelmed people changed from one to two.

This is the first time sharing a bed with a man.It was the first time in the world that my pants were wet by the man's thing.Feeling the hot and humid feeling that cannot be ignored, Ma Youtang couldn't tell how he felt.

nausea?No.

like?Not to mention.

What's more, it was actually the calmness when accepting it, which made him flustered.

Knowing the etiquette and keeping the rules, everything was left behind by Ma Youtang, because of the panic in his heart, the desire for revenge that didn't know where it came from, Ma Youtang changed his panties in front of Wang Yixie.

He heard Wang Yixi ask how he discovered his gender, and he heard himself say, I hope you are a man.

Wang Yixi, it should be, and it should only be a man.Only if it's a man, then...how?Ma Youtang couldn't speak.

07

I didn't use the bucket carefully when I first used it, and the bucket was not very strong because of bumps and bumps.It was only a matter of time before the water leaked, but I didn't expect that the bucket leaked in Wang Yixi's hands, and it was when he was helping Li Ma fetch water.

Li's mother felt sorry, so she wanted to pass on her craftsmanship to Wang Yixi.Mama Li's craftsmanship is well-known to everyone, but it teaches people... Recalling the scene when Mama Li taught Wanniang, Ma Youtang picked up the firewood and went to Mama Li's house.

Li Ma's way of teaching people is the same as before, the difference is that the people sitting in front of her learning work have changed, become more stupid and less attentive.Wang Yixi's gaze, at least one out of ten eyes, will fall on Ma Youtang who is chopping firewood beside him.

Aware of Wang Yixi's peeking, Ma Youtang suddenly turned into a peacock with its tail open, every muscle on his arm swelled loudly, just to make Wang Yixi's eyes stick to him more. Some.

It's almost like being possessed.

08

The news in the village was blocked, but gossip and gossip spread quickly.

As soon as Mama Li told about Qian Shun's daughter, Wang Yixie's face immediately changed.Looking at Wang Yixi's expression, Ma Youtang knew that Wang Yixi was really related to the flower picker.

Also only relevant.

Ma Youtang didn't believe that Wang Yixi would do such an unreasonable thing, which was groundless and unfounded. He just knew that Wang Yixi would not do that kind of thing.

Sweep the snow in front of your house, don't care about the frost on other people's roofs.

After passing Chen Yuanliang's words on the tip of his tongue, Ma Youtang sent Wang Yixi away, and then turned around to get the things he deliberately left at Mama Li's house.I never thought that I would have the day of persuading the old lady next door not to talk nonsense, so as not to spoil the reputation of other girls.

09

The easier it is to get something, the more it will be regarded as a waste.In this case, yes and no.The reason why you treat it like a waste of money is probably because the things you get don't come from the person you like.

Talented, amazing talent.

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard similar words, but I can’t compare them to one sentence. It’s a pity to cultivate the land with such knowledge.

Is it a pity?

Ma Youtang looked at Wang Yixi, who was full of admiration, and felt that it would be a real pity if he had never taught Wang Yixi his knowledge.

The turbulent emotions burst through the gate and gushed out. Ma Youtang endured a few times before he forced himself to tell the nonsense about drinking at Uncle Xicun's house.

Sharing the same bed, he has no confidence in himself.

After a quiet night, Ma Youtang finally moved a bed back.It seemed that as long as he had this bed and the wall separating the two rooms, his feelings could be suppressed.

I have laughed at the fool who stole the bell countless times, but I don't think that one day, I will become a bell thief myself.

10

Knowing the unclear connection between Wang Yixi and the flower picker, Ma Youtang also understood why Wang Yixi wanted to leave this place to live in a remote place.

The remote location is indeed the best choice.

It's just that he doesn't want to.

I don't want Wang Yixi to survive in a remote place, and I don't want him to live in hiding in Tibet.

Therefore, Ma Youtang fabricated a brand new identity for Wang Yixi.

He mistakenly thought that as long as he did this, he could cut off all the troubles.

11

After the notice was posted, Wanniang also knew the true identity of Wang Yixi.

What should I say for Wang Yixi, Ma Youtang thought, but he couldn't say a word like a stick in his throat.In what capacity and position should one speak?he does not know.

Fortunately, Wanniang didn't make a fuss, she just sighed and opened the page.

The days are the same, perhaps, have changed for the better.

Looking at Wang Yixi who wished to put the little basin in his arms, Ma Youtang felt that if the time could always be so peaceful and peaceful, there would be no regrets.He can wait until Wang Yixi, the little Yumu's head turns around, but he can't wait.

It's okay if you can't wait.

If Wang Yixi really turned the corner, I don't know how to feel sad.

Wang Yixi's voice came from below him, hoarse and crying.Ma Youtang wanted to say, I'm here, don't cry, but he couldn't say it.