Alien is my minister

Uncle Wang and Chen Liang just glanced at each other calmly. For them, the minister is a pyramid symbol, which is not accessible to ordinary people.Not to mention that this information desk has a direct takeover director, no matter how much they line up, they will not let such small roles as ministers meet.

Others may not know how high the level of this minister is, but the level of Ian's special assistant is equivalent to that of the deputy governor, and everyone knows what level his minister is, so it's no wonder that many people want to curry favor.

It is even more rare for ordinary people to meet the governor a few times, let alone a big leader above the governor level.

After listening to Mary's words, Li Pu was a little excited. He really wanted to meet this minister, and he wanted to express his gratitude to him in person if he had the opportunity.

It's a pity that before Li Pu walked out the door with Mary, he saw that the Minister was no longer at the door of the Special Foreign Affairs Office building.

Mary said with some regrets: "Assistant Li, I still want you to meet the minister. However, the minister is busy with all kinds of affairs, and I believe you will have many opportunities to meet in the future. Moreover, as long as you work hard at the information desk, I believe You must be able to return to the office as an assistant to the special assistant, so that you will have the opportunity to see the minister every day."

"Forget it, I still don't want to see you every day. Assistant Ian said that the minister is scarier than aliens. I don't think I should meet such a big man. I was really impulsive just now, because I have never seen such a big official." I don’t know when we can meet again, I want to thank the minister.” Li Pu’s wish is very simple, just to thank the minister, as for other extravagant wishes, he has never thought about it.

Besides, he wasn't even sure if he could continue at the information desk.

Mary took a deep look at Li Pu, and there were some things she wanted to say, but she couldn't express them in her capacity.I had no choice but to pat Li Pu on the shoulder, and said: "The working hours of the government affairs center are 24 hours, and you should not have a shift yet. Hurry up and confirm your working hours and work content with your director, Uncle Wang. I have to be busy too. Bye-Bye!"

Li Pu nodded, and walked back to the government affairs center with Mary. At this moment, Uncle Wang and Chen Liang were still drinking tea leisurely. It was already 08:30 in the morning, and Li Pu had not seen half of the alien yet. people.

He decided to take this opportunity to use the toilet.

However, when I walked to the toilet, I was stumped for a moment, because there was a sentence on the wall: If you are a man, please go left; if you are a woman, please go right; if you are not a man or a woman, please see do it.

Fuck me, such a foolish sentence means that elementary school education has not been learned well, right? !

Li Pu looked at himself, he decided to go to the men's room, no matter how difficult it was, he had to go to the men's room.But after entering, I found that the toilet was more spacious and luxurious than their home.

Surprised and slightly emotional, the Foreign Affairs Office is rich!

Li Pu pushed open the toilet door in principle, and was so frightened that tears burst out. Damn, who can tell him that there is a huge penis in the toilet and the genitals are having a violent sex!

The two unknown creatures were also taken aback, and they were about to turn back into normal people. With a bang, Li Pu could have closed the door faster than them.

Li Pu, who didn't even go to the toilet, ran back to the information desk decisively with weak legs, and excitedly said to Uncle Wang and Chen Liang: "The toilet... yes, yes, yes... outside... two people... .”

Chen Liang and Uncle Wang were confused, and they looked at each other. In the end, Chen Liang kindly brought Li Pu a glass of water, and comforted him, "Speak slowly, don't panic."

Li Pu almost knelt down without crying, and he was frightened by the unknown non-creature again, stammering and whispering: "They are copulating|mating in the toilet!"

After hearing this, Chen Liang was very calm and said, "Tsk tsk, I thought something happened. I've seen this kind of thing a lot, and I'm used to it. You just need to ignore it. After all, I think this kind of thing is the right of others. There is no jurisdiction, after all, we have already posted a thick layer in the center of the toilet to prohibit mating | mating, they are all blind and can't see, and we have nothing to do."

Li Pu was about to cry, Nima, this XX is not the point, okay? !The point is that they are too scary, even scarier than Japanese ghost movies. Is it really okay to be in such a public place? !

Uncle Wang drank tea slowly at this time, and said: "Xiao Li, don't be afraid. After you get used to it, you will feel that this kind of thing is like a human's physiological needs. However, if you are also interested, you'd better bring a condom. The women here The masses, some are particularly enthusiastic."

As long as Li Pu thought of that scene, he couldn't help but ran to the trash can and vomited into the trash can.

Damn it, I can't stand seeing it, and XX, how impatient is he to live so that he can't think about finding a female crowd to have sex!

Li Pu felt that his nerves were getting weaker and weaker, what should he do in the future? !

Before Li Pu, who was struggling, could solve this problem, the information desk welcomed the first customer.

Li Pu was called out by Chen Liang to greet him, but he couldn't hold the water glass steady, and was frightened again.

This is definitely not the special effects actor who came out of the Alien movie, bastard, he was so scared that he was in more pain.

Finally, Li Pu couldn't bear it anymore, and as soon as the teacup was placed on the table, he decisively ran to the toilet of the Foreign Affairs Office.

After going to the toilet, Li Pu finally felt less pain, even the vomiting stopped.

He walked out of the sink and looked at himself in the mirror. In one morning, he was completely emaciated, especially the sunken and red eye sockets. He must have been scared to cry.

At this moment, the other door of the toilet also opened. Li Pu was stunned for a moment and saw the man. Why did he feel that this man looked familiar? Where did he think he had seen it before?

Because the man who walked out of the toilet had a typical European and American face, with profound facial features, which matched perfectly with each other, just like the characters portrayed by Leonardo da Vinci are vivid and profound, and they can never be forgotten.

Especially when he walked to Li Pu's side, his tall and straight figure exuded a suffocating aura invisibly, and just standing with an imperial aura made people feel intimidated.

Li Pu silently stood aside like this, trying to leave quietly.

In the end, that person spoke, his voice was soothing and smooth, full of charm like a bass singer, but because of his own aura, the simple greeting seemed to be strong, and he said, "How is your work, are you still used to it?"

Li Pu looked around and said weakly, "Are you asking me?"

The man was noncommittal, as if there was anyone else besides you. Although he was unsmiling, he didn't look very serious. Instead, he stared at Li Pu with a little scrutiny, and asked, "You look in poor health, are you pregnant?"

Li Pu almost didn't frighten his legs and went on, what?he is pregnantCan men get pregnant?And why is he looking pregnant?Isn't this cold joke too cold! ! ! ! !

"No...no...don't open...just kidding...I, I am...a man..." Li Pu felt that this man's aura was enough to crush him more than a dozen times, and for the first time, he wished he could hurry up Hurry up, he has never seen such a person before, he leaned towards the alien unconsciously, his legs trembled decisively, help, could this man be transformed by an alien?

The man looked a little displeased. He was tall and had long legs. He walked to Li Pu's side in three steps and two steps. He hugged Li Pu and said, "You look very uncomfortable. Let me take you to a nearby hospital. .”

Fuck me, I'm not sick, I was frightened by you, okay?Moreover, for a person with such great strength, are you sure you are not a cow? !An alien cow who has practiced qigong? !

Most importantly, bastard, I am afraid of aliens! ! ! !Who will save him! ! !

At this time, Ian had just walked into the toilet when he saw such a scene: the head of his family forcefully hugged the new assistant, and the new assistant lowered his head shyly in order to refuse.

wipe!It looks like he came in at the wrong time!The red|fruit|fruit scene, it was obvious that the river|crab exercise was going on just now, and he interrupted him, and he resolutely smiled embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, minister, you continue! Continue! I still have a meeting to help you Prepare the materials and go first."

department. . . .minister?Li Pu raised his head in astonishment for a moment and looked at this handsome foreign cold man with blood on his face!What about the legendary Gentle Minister?

The man called Minister is Duke Albert. At this moment, he frowned and glanced at Ian, and said, "Don't you know that the new assistant is not feeling well? Why did you arrange him to go to work today?"

It was only then that Ian suddenly realized, and looked at Li Pu in confusion. He was so energetic in the morning, why did he become weak when he saw the minister?Could it be that men also have to play around with their coercive and fragile nature, so that the minister can feel pity for me!It can only show that the new assistant is really a high-level fan of Gongdouju!

Li Pu, who was completely misunderstood by Ian's special assistant, tried to struggle but was hugged even tighter by the minister. Then he was carried out by the minister in an open and honest manner, and was taken directly to the nearby hospital - Xiehe Hospital.

Before entering the door, Li Pu decisively opened the car door and said weakly: "Department...Minister...Actually...I, I...I'm fine!"

Albert looked at Li Pu displeased. His face was pale, his lips were blue, and his whole body was shaking. He looked like he had a high fever. How could he say that he was not sick?I don't love myself too much!

"Are you coming here by yourself? Or am I carrying you? I don't have much time, and I have to hold a meeting later!" Albert warned.

Li Pu silently let go of the car door and silently followed behind his minister, who was arranged in the VIP ward by the minister, and then saw a large group of senior doctors walking in.

Even the dean came to visit. Seeing Li Pu was like seeing a frog in chemistry and biology class, shining brightly.

It was the first time that Li Pu was so frightened that he fainted. Nima's immediate sense of dissecting a creature made him really unable to bear it!

Albert saw Li Pu fainted in his arms so suddenly, and decisively carried him into the hospital bed, and the dean came directly to rescue him.

After the diagnosis and treatment for a long time, the dean wiped off his cold sweat. Nima, I have seen people who were frightened, but I have never seen anyone who was frightened and sick.But the big leader is here, he still has to find the right moment, show off his aggressiveness, and pretend to be deep and steady: "Duke Albert, this gentleman is fine, just a nervous breakdown, as if he was frightened by something. As long as Just rest for a day or two!"

Ian happened to come here at this time, and heard the dean's complaint, he couldn't help but look at his minister a few more times, and couldn't help slandering him in his heart|Beast is worse than a beast, he deserves to be struck by lightning. Shameless!

The poor minister was misunderstood by two people for a long time in one day, and he didn't understand what happened at all. How could their new assistant be so frightened that he passed out?

Albert had no choice but to reflect on whether he was too serious, so he frightened the new assistant, so he said to Ian behind him: "You stay and take care of him, I'm going to the meeting. And, Ian, go back Write me a [-]-word review, and I want to hear your opinion on this matter."

Ian couldn't help stomping his feet in anger, Nimei, it's obviously you, the beast, who made him dizzy and still leaned on him, are you so hard, you really got shot while lying down!

When Duke Albert was about to leave, the dean had the honor to have a brief exchange with him, which instantly refreshed him, and he seemed to be very energetic all day long. He walked to Li Pu's ward every now and then, asking for his health, Scared Li Pu!

Ian finally helped Li Pu get rid of the dean of Cowhide Candy, but he himself began to question Li Pu, saying: "What's the matter with you today? Did the minister do something to you... how could you be so scared that you will be sick?" come?"

Li Pu couldn't help but complain about the behavior of the giant unknown creature in the toilet, and told Ian the whole process, which caused Ian who had misunderstood to be choked. Damn, it's not the minister's fault, nor his. Wrong, just because of a series of bloody TV series scared by a pair of non-creatures in the toilet?

Ian couldn't help complaining in his heart that it was a waste of his brain and gall, dreaming up a series of disharmonious scenes in vain, and secretly slandered the minister. Fortunately, the minister didn't know about it, otherwise it wouldn't be a [-]-character review question.

Li Pu saw Ian's face that was changing in an instant, as mysterious as the weather, and unconsciously retracted into the quilt, wanting to ask him if he said something wrong just now?

Ian looked at Li Pu, he felt that this neurasthenia is a disease and must be cured!Pulling Li Pu decisively, he said, "Let's go to treat the illness!"

Li Pu didn't enjoy the 1-minute super treatment in the VIP at all, and was taken back to the government affairs center.

Many people looked at Ian's special assistant in surprise. After all, it is impossible for someone like Ian's special assistant to come to the government affairs center. Unless it is necessary to accompany the superiors to inspect, they usually don't see it at all.

Li Pu looked at Ian and didn't understand at all, so he was dragged into the toilet by Ian, and then locked into one of the toilets by Ian.

Everyone didn't know what was going on, so they saw Ian shouting: "Which two people are willing to cooperate?"

Coincidentally, Crook just brought two more prisoners to register, and Ian borrowed it forcefully, and said, "Sorry, let me use it."

Crook knew Ian, and he was very clear about his bright deeds, and looked at the two prisoners behind him with sympathy.

After the two prisoners of unknown status were brought into the toilet, everyone stood at the door and whispered.

However, in less than a minute, there were particularly desolate shouts and help calls from inside.

As the first viewer of the live broadcast, Li Pu had only one thought in his mind after watching the live broadcast, that is, there would be no more ferocious earthling than Ian's special assistant.The aliens are really weak! ! ! !

Afterwards, Ian looked at Li Pu with a refreshed face, and said with a smile, "Assistant Li, are you still afraid?"

Li Pu shook his head resolutely, because he was no longer afraid of aliens, but was instead afraid of special assistants. . . . .

Ian expressed that he was very satisfied with the treatment plan. Before leaving, he still threatened: "Don't commit crimes after you arrive on Earth. Be careful, I will hit you once you see me."

Why does this tone sound like venting dissatisfaction with the [-]-word review?Li Pu didn't say anything, but felt that the two prisoners were very pitiful, and unintentionally acted as a substitute for the minister.

When the toilet door opened, Li Pu saw many people watching, and walked back to his consultation window decisively and silently.

And Ian pretended that nothing happened, and slowly left the government affairs center, except for the two alien prisoners who were beaten so hard that even Crook couldn't tell them apart, secretly vowed never to commit crimes again, Then never come to Earth again! ! ! !

Uncle Wang curiously asked Li Pu what happened just now, but Li Pu shook his head, expressing that he didn't know anything.

So, with the help of Ian's special assistant, Assistant Li's courage has increased a little bit compared to usual. The premise is that Assistant Ian has been sitting on their consultation windowsill with a smile on his face. He didn't even dare to ask more questions, and left after finishing the work silently.

After get off work, Ian also left the government affairs center, and Li Pu felt that today was not as cruel as today in his whole life. He said that he must detour when he sees Ian's special assistant in the future!

The author has something to say: The minister I like is very cool, handsome and domineering, but he has already lost the rein in my hands, and I said awkwardly.