Alien is my minister

After a day of training, Li Pu decided to find the right time to resign quickly. He had seen a perverted job but never such a perverted job. He could only say that before he came to the Special Foreign Affairs Office, he had too much interest in the world. Naive.

Li Pu was exhausted and felt that he was unable to take on such an important position, so he hesitated and wanted to resign immediately.

However, when he thought of the generous benefits and salary of this unit, he hesitated again and stood at the stairs thinking about life. He happened to meet Mary who came to deliver the documents and the male colleague next door whom he had met before.

Li Pu hurriedly greeted them, and when he saw them holding a pile of documents, he quickly moved aside to make way.

Mary didn't mean to send the documents in a hurry, but stopped and asked, "Assistant Li, is the training over? Are you still used to it?"

"It's okay, but, Miss Mary, what do you do at the front desk?" Li Pu was a little uneasy. If he was asked to do business with aliens face to face, he would probably scream every night from now on. , for being frightened.

Mary didn't answer, but when the male colleague next door heard it, she sympathized and said: "The front desk is the so-called information desk and window. If you are new here, you must have started to get familiar with the business at the information desk. Almost everyone here has worked as an information desk, just Personally, I can only say to you, take care of yourself, of course, we will not die, and we will never abandon you."

Wipe convex (艹盘艹)!Li Pu felt that he didn't want to continue working anymore, he was really afraid of something, God, please let me go!Aliens are so scary!

Seeing Li Pu's instantly dejected look, Mary comforted her, "Don't listen to Qi Le's nonsense. Although it is undeniable that the consultation desk is a bit tricky, I believe that Assistant Li is a person with both morality and wisdom. Otherwise, the minister would not personally Appoint you to our foreign affairs office."

"That's right! Assistant Li, I also believe that you can handle it. Ah, it's almost time to get off work. Let's quickly send the file to Deputy Zhou's office. Assistant Li, we'll talk later, bye!" Go to the office.

Mary smiled at him and followed.

Li Pu returned home listlessly, and in an extremely depressed mood, he planned to drink tea with his bad friend Lu Yun.

Just as he pulled his little donkey electric car out of the door, he saw his neighbor Uncle Zhou, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, going out with a fish tank in his arms.

Li Pu habitually drove a small eDonkey past his door, stopped to say hello, "Uncle Zhou, have you eaten yet? Where are you going in such a hurry with the fish tank in your hand?"

Because he saw Uncle Zhou very anxiously trying to close the door, but with the fish tank in his arms, he couldn't get him to buckle the lock next to him smoothly.

Li Pu took the initiative to ask Ying to help him take over the fish tank, and saw a very pink and tender eight-legged little octopus in the fish tank smiling sweetly at him, and shouted in a baby voice, "Brother Li Pu, long time no see."

Li Pu blinked his eyes, whether he saw wrongly or heard wrongly.

He looked at the little octopus again, and the little octopus looked at him with a very bright smile, You Qi's expression was like winning a lottery, very happy.

The corners of Li Pu's mouth twitched unconsciously, his hands trembled, and the fish tank fell from his hands and shattered to the ground. Uncle Zhou suddenly exclaimed: "Xiaocai, are you alright?"

The little octopus shook its head, but the eight tentacles were dry and a little painful.

"Yes... I'm sorry, I, I'm too...too..." I wipe!The neighbor next door to my house is actually an alien, Nimei’s. For the past 20 years, he has not known the truth at all. Can we still see some normal humans in this world?

Uncle Zhou hugged Zhou Cai distressedly, seeing that Li Pu didn't do it on purpose, and especially when he saw his expression was extremely flustered, knowing that his identity had been exposed, he simply explained: "Li Pu, as you can see, my identity You already know. Now, I want you to help me keep the secret, and I have one more request, and I want you to help me."

Li Pu nodded, but his eyes were completely frightened by the little octopus, because he kept

Blow kisses with tentacles (*￣3￣)╭. . . . . .

Damn, I've never seen an alien blow a kiss, okay? How do you make him react like this? ! !

"It's like this. My son recently ate something wrong, which caused him to turn back to his real body when he had a fever. You also know that aliens cannot reveal their identity. However, my car just broke down again, so please send us Do you want to go to the Capital University of Special Medical Sciences? It’s in Guangxi Medical University, at the farthest corner.” Uncle Zhou’s anxious expression made Li Pu unbearable, and he nodded.

Uncle Zhou just sat behind his little donkey with his little octopus in his arms. However, what Li Pu couldn’t understand was that aliens didn’t have a rule against revealing their real body. The octopus hat is on his head, and he kisses his forehead from time to time! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Damn it, is this considered underage sexual harassment? !And, what about the little octopus alien hat, haven't you noticed the sideways glances of passers-by on the road? ! ! !

Li Pu couldn't complain, it was the first time he was racing on the congested road in the capital. . . . .Moreover, he actually used a little donkey to get rid of the police car at the speed of life and death. I wonder if the unit leaders will deduct his salary when they see him strutting around with an alien showing his real body?

After arriving at the hospital, the little octopus still refused to get off his head, and was pulled off by Uncle Zhou. After being torn off, Li Pu had only one thought in his mind, that he would stay away from the little octopus family in the future. . . . .

Before Uncle Zhou expressed his deep gratitude, Li Pu first told him that he had an important blind date and that the woman could not wait too long, and that Uncle Zhou did not need to express his gratitude.

For a moment, Uncle Zhou coughed slightly in embarrassment, and explained: "Actually, I want to say, Xiao Pu, drive slowly next time. Uncle Zhou, I'm a little scared to sit in the back~ But thank you very much, don't bother You, hurry up and go on a date~"

When he saw Uncle Zhou and the others enter the hospital entrance, Li Pu expressed that he wished he could find a piece of tofu and crash him to death. It was the first time that the mother was so embarrassed that she couldn't bear it. What does it mean to be passionate, this is it!

Damn, can this world be more sci-fi?Li Pu, who had already driven away at this time, did not notice that the big screen behind him was reporting important news about his newly appointed leader Albert's Duke.

When he arrived at the meeting place, Li Pu still had lingering fears at the moment. He walked into the box he reserved in a daze, and he was still thinking about what happened to the neighbor's house next door.

At this moment, the door was pushed open, and Lu Yun walked in from the outside. Seeing Li Pu in a daze, he was a little puzzled, called a few times and found that he didn't respond, went to sit next to him, just stretched out. He patted Li Pu's shoulder lightly, and saw Li Pu jump out instantly.

"Who! Who! I know martial arts! Aha~~~~" Li Pu just made a movement, and a waiter carrying a drink stopped silently at this moment, and the male and female guests beside him ran quickly.

Bastard, how did the guests from the capital get in with the patients in the mental hospital? Did you take any medicine?Who put it in!The waiter said that he gave a very bad review to the hospital that released this kind of patient! !

Li Pu quickly stood up, speechless, seeing that Lu Yun was out of breath from laughing, he couldn't get out of breath immediately, and shouted: "Laughing at your sister! Why are you scaring me!"

Lu Yun smiled so much that he could speak fluently, and explained: "How did I know that you started to think wildly again. Besides, I was the one who scared you, okay, you are so suddenly aha~ what are you doing? You have to be cured if you are sick. Don't forget?"

Li Pu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, sat on the side and sulked, so depressed that he died.

After the barman put down the drink, he glanced at Li Pu inadvertently, saw Li Pu glared at him again, immediately took the tray, trotted all the way and closed the door and left, very clean and tidy!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm going crazy Is your person okay?" Li Pu pointed at Lu Yun and complained mercilessly.

Lu Yun looked at Li Pu with an innocent look on his face, and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, don't be angry, he won't think you are crazy, at most he thinks you are crazy after taking medicine. Haha..."

Li Pu was speechless for a moment, and fell down on the sofa without speaking. However, he got up again in an instant and said, "Lu Yun, do you believe that there are aliens in this world?"

"Believe it? Why don't you believe it? I am an advanced fan of aliens. I firmly believe that aliens exist, just as I believe that Marxism-Leninism-ism will lead to the era of republic! You don't know the fact... ..." When Lu Yun talked about aliens, he talked endlessly, like a woman's foot wraps were smelly and long, and she was even more excited than taking stimulants.

Li Pu felt that he should not let Lu Yun talk, especially when talking about this topic, he forgot that Lu Yun's original intention was to fly in the sky only to see aliens.

"Stop! Stop! I came to see you today because I was the one to check on me and see who I'm dating. I didn't ask you to brainwash me." Li Pu resolutely called to stop beating Lu Yun who was like chicken blood.

Lu Yun was a little unfulfilled, staring at Li Pu with dissatisfied and condemning eyes, and said speechlessly, "You have something wrong with you too. If you find such a handsome friend to guard you, aren't you afraid that I will steal your girlfriend?"

"Nonsense, if you're afraid I want her, why do you want her? Besides, if it's going to rain, I can stop her from getting married." Li Pu responded to him with contempt, and he didn't care. Play bachelor.

Lu Yun shook his head. Since he was a child, he knew that Li Pu had a big heart and that he was slow, but he didn't know that he was so slow that he was already numb. He shook his head helplessly, and heard the slight sound of the door.

The two of them looked at the door in unison. There was an extremely fashionable girl in a plain nude dress, which was quite seductive and beautiful.

She also introduced herself very generously: "Hello! My name is Zhang Xin. Nice to meet you. Are you Li Pu? I have seen your photo, but who is the handsome guy next to you?"

"Me? Beauty has eyesight. I'm his best friend and bad friend Lu Yun. It's a great honor to have this opportunity to have a cup of tea with you." Lu Yun offered to reach out his hand, but the beauty just glanced lightly and didn't particularly cooperate.

For the first time, Lu Yun felt that he was not very popular, and he was a little unwilling to keep staring at the beautiful woman.

Seeing Lu Yun's frustrated look, Li Pu was overjoyed in his heart, but he couldn't laugh anymore in the next second.

"Li Pu, I think you are very sunny and handsome. Although you have a college degree, I like you very much. Would you like to try it out with me? I think it's time for me to fall in love. Instead of finding someone I don't like, it's better Take the initiative to find someone I like. Let me declare first, I don't like you, I just think you look good!"

The girl's frank and direct language made Li Pu, who had been frustrated by the blind date, suddenly a little excited.

Lu Yun next to him was sitting silently in the corner drinking tea. It seemed that he shouldn't be making light bulbs anymore. After all, the two people opposite seemed to be going straight to the point.Dare to feel that he is superfluous at this moment, Nima, this is the first time he has been so neglected!

Li Pu had never been in a relationship before, so he pushed Lu Yun and asked in a low voice, "Hey, what should I do? What should I do? I haven't been in a relationship yet!"

"What can I do? People say that there are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand readers. Can I intervene in your emotional affairs? No, so I refuse to give advice, and, I want to tell you now, I have to go. Be a light bulb What annoys me the most! I also go to pick up girls..."

After Lu Yun finished speaking in a low voice, he smiled at the beauty Zhang Xin, got up and left.

Li Pu was a little embarrassed, it was his first time getting along with a beautiful woman, and he didn't know what to do, so he poured water for her and said politely, "Please drink tea!"

"Thank you, what do you think of my opinion just now?" Zhang Xin is a woman who believes that she must get an answer. Although she is straightforward, she just doesn't want to waste time.

"I, I, I..." Li Pu was a little shy?(????ω?????)?, and continued: "I also... feel pretty good too."

Zhang Xin smiled after listening, took out his mobile phone, lowered his head and asked: "What is your number, I will save it. I will leave later, and my leader has a document that I need to work overtime to complete. You If you want to know anything about me, you can call me directly.”

Li Pu nodded, feeling for the first time that there are girls in this world who don't like him.

Going home after the date, Li Pu felt for the first time that the Special Foreign Affairs Office was definitely a place of feng shui.

And the aliens are not as scary as imagined, well, Li Pu comforted himself, he will not be afraid!

In the morning, Li Pu had breakfast at home and went to work on time. When he came to his government affairs hall, Li Pu saw that the consultation window was the most conspicuous place in the government affairs hall.

And this government affairs hall is different from the general government affairs hall conquered. It is a two-story compound building. On the left side of the corridor is the information desk and the waiting area. There is a huge LCD screen behind it, which broadcasts various business procedures. guide.Opposite the information desk are various business windows, including the social security department for alien pension insurance, and the police station for alien ID cards. All in all, it is basically the same as the normal government affairs hall, the only difference is that it is even more expensive than the government affairs hall. There are several special windows.For example, alien entry and exit customs registration, alien technology invention and use registration, etc.

On the second floor are the offices of the heads of various departments, that is, if the salesmen downstairs don't understand anything, they can ask the people working directly to find the corresponding supervisors.

Mary and Qi Le are in the office on the second floor, except that Mary is in the Alien Time-Space Transfer Registration Office, and Qi Le is in the Administration Department of Alien Item Storage and Registration.

After Li Pu entered his own counter, he found that there were already two seniors sitting at the counter, one was a middle-aged man with a big belly, and the other was a well-mannered young man, both of them stood up and smiled to welcome Li Pu.

"Let me introduce myself first. My name is Li Pu. Nice to meet you." Li Pu reached out and shook both of them.

The fat middle-aged man said cheerfully: "My name is Wang Ming, you can call me Uncle Wang. The guy next to him is called Chen Liang, you can call him Xiao Liang. By the way, you have to sign in before going to work. You Have you signed in? Also, have you participated in the pre-job training? Our window needs a very patient person to do it for a long time. To put it bluntly, I have worked here for almost 30 years, and Xiaoliang should not be underestimated. , I have been working here for ten years. Now a newcomer has finally come, and you are welcome to join!"

"Thank you Uncle Wang, Xiao Liang, please give me more advice in the future." When Li Pu was speaking, he didn't notice the loud commotion coming from the door of the government affairs hall.

At this time, Mary ran in excitedly and shouted to Li Pu: "Our minister is back today."

The author has something to say: The little octopus brother is actually someone I like very much. He is actually very handsome. The author is definitely a good-looking dog. . .