Alien is my minister

Li Pu was very unwilling to go to work, and he was also very reluctant to be on duty, because going to work meant seeing the minister, and being on duty meant fighting alone, doing service consultation for aliens alone.

Although he was very reluctant, very unwilling, he had already sat on the little donkey, braved the wind and rain, and finally stepped into the office.

As soon as you enter the door, there is a grass in the nest!A long line of aliens!All kinds of colors, all kinds, all kinds of strange things, all kinds of things, it can only be said that the world is full of wonders, only because he has never met aliens before? ! ! !

As soon as Li Pu sat down, he saw the first alien in the queue step forward very politely, stammering intermittently, listening very hard: "You, you, hello! I, I, I want, I want , To, to do, to do, to go through the formalities for support, support, pension, pension, etc.”

Li Pu felt very sour after hearing this, and really wanted to take a bag of poison | medicine to kill him! !It is better to write it down than to listen to him, and said helplessly: "Hi! Excuse me, do you want to apply for endowment insurance?"

The slightly aging alien nodded happily and looked at Li Pu with a grateful expression.

Li Pu opened the guide given to him by Uncle Wang, opened the guide and saw the procedures for the aliens to apply for pension insurance, so he read: "Hello! This gentleman, oh, or Ma'am? Uh, sorry, this comrade , if you want to apply for endowment insurance, you need to provide your current temporary residence permit on Earth and the certificate issued by your company, and whether you have participated in other types of insurance, if not, if you want to apply for employee insurance, please also Go to window No. 10 at the end of the first floor to apply. If you have already applied for low-maintenance old-age insurance, sorry, you can no longer apply for employee insurance."

The slightly aging alien nodded, indicating that he understood, but continued to ask: "Then, that, that, then I, I, I, I didn't, I didn't buy it, I just, I need, I need to live on the earth... Is it a residence permit...a certificate? A company...a contract...a contract...a copy...a photocopy...also...is that okay too?"

After listening to it, Li Pu looked down at the guide and found that if there is no certificate issued by the company, it is allowed to do it with the labor contract of the employment company, so he nodded and replied: "Yes, it is possible. If you don't have any Others need services, can you let the people below come up?"

After the old alien left, an alien with a big green mole and a crooked face could only blame his parents for not looking good, especially ugly, but he said politely: "Hello, I want to apply for the subsistence allowance, what procedures do I need to go through?"

Li Pu looked at him, obviously crying in fright, and forced a smile to say: "Hi, if you want to apply for subsistence allowances, you must go back to the street office where you live temporarily to fill out the form, and the local The sub-district committee will conduct a strict review, and then through democratic deliberation, you will be allowed to apply for the subsistence allowance.”

"Oh, okay, thank you." The extremely ugly alien left after speaking, which made Li Pu heave a sigh of relief, thinking that it would continue to ask.

However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the limping alien stepped up decisively and babbled at him for a long time.

Li Pu was particularly at a loss. . . . .

Coincidentally, the minister and special assistant Ian came out to inspect the government affairs center, and Guo Ren, the director of the government affairs center, rushed out to greet them.

Albert only nodded slightly to Guo Ren, then strode to the consultation desk surrounded by aliens, stood aside and watched Li Pu handle the business seriously.

However, when he walked in, he found that the picture was like this: Li Pu kept repeating with a bewildered face, can you speak Earth dialect?The aliens who handled the business kept repeating their babbles, so the two sides were silent for a few minutes.

Finally, Li Pu said helplessly: "I'm sorry, I don't understand your language, but can you write it down?"

After Li Pu finished speaking, he saw it moving its arms and legs, patting the table desperately, and chattering for a long time.

After hearing this, Li Pu wanted to kneel down and cry, saying, "Master, can I not embarrass him if I haven't learned the language of aliens?" !Please let it go! ! ! '

The limping alien was crying himself, and murmured for a long time at Li Pu, and finally saw that Li Pu was still in a daze, so he decided to turn around silently, and murmured for a long time at the alien behind him.

The pretty avatar-like alien in a suit at the back stepped forward and said, "Hi! Clerk, just now this gentleman wanted to ask you to tell him how to apply for the pension for the disabled, and what procedures are required?"

After listening to it, Li Pu decisively opened the guide, looked at the disabled alien and said, "Hello! The procedure you need to go through is to ask the local hospital to issue a disability certificate of level two or higher, and then go to the first floor of the hall. Register with the No. 3 Disabled Persons' Federation Department, and you can apply for the pension for the disabled."

After the disabled alien finished listening, he waved to Li Pu gratefully, then turned and left.

Seeing it go, Li Pu breathed a sigh of relief, then saw the avatar alien being a very gentleman, and asked, "Hello, what procedures do I need to apply for a marriage certificate on Earth?"

Li Pu looked at the guide, and just as he was about to speak, he saw another little avatar suddenly come out from behind him, laughing at him, how cute? !

Decisively frightened Li Pu, damn it, this man|beast|mating|mating has too much appetite!Who can give him a normal world view?Can you still look at normal human beings normally? !

Even though his heart was hurting, Li Pu insisted on reading the guidebook and said: "Hello, sir, you have to bring your temporary residence permit on Earth and your proof of original Earth residence, as well as your lover, Then go to window No. 4 of the main hall to handle business."

"Oh, so that's the case, thank you. But, you're new here, haven't you seen you before?" The big Avatar-like alien asked casually and took the little Avatar away.

"Yes. Thank you for your attention, welcome to come again." After Li Pu finished speaking, he opened the water glass and took a sip of water.

Another alien came up, and he handed the materials to Li Pu heavily, and murmured for a long time, until many aliens behind him urged him.

And Li Pu was also surprised by the slap, so that the water glass fell out of his hand, and he just fell on the ground. I really want to say that you are deliberately bullying me because I don't understand the language of aliens? !

However, the obvious result was that Li Pu really didn't understand at all. At this moment, he was not at a loss, but angry!Damn, you can't speak the language of the earth, what are you doing on the earth!When you come to Earth, you should learn the Mandarin of China!That is the universal language! ! !

Seeing that Li Pu couldn't understand at all, the alien had no choice but to stand aside, and the person behind him came up.

Li Pu just wanted to ask what kind of business you want to handle, but the other party changed his accent and babbled for a long time.

After listening to Li Pu, a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat, bastard, is today April Fool's Day?Why is there no one who can speak normally? !

Li Pu still couldn't understand, so in desperation, he said, "I'm sorry, but I don't understand your words. Why don't you come back tomorrow, or bring a translator over in the afternoon? I don't understand your language."

As a result, just as Li Pu finished speaking, the alien yelled furiously, kicked Li Pu's desk with a bang, and smashed all the documents on Li Pu's desk.

Resolutely stunned Li Pu, damn it, who can tell him what happened? !

Everyone at the scene looked at Li Pu in unison, and Albert and Ian, who were about to leave, also stopped.

The aliens queuing up at the back kept quiet about the irritable aliens in front, and no one dared to step forward.

The indulged irascible alien simply dragged Li Pu out, pointed at Li Pu and cursed from head to toe.

Li Pu, who was originally timid, was so scolded that his eyes were red, and he didn't dare to speak out. He really didn't know what happened.

A person is very helpless, no one is willing to help, until a very familiar voice sounds, but Li Pu can't understand.

When Li Pu raised his head, he saw Albert, the head of the family, stood in front of him. He couldn't see what was going on because his sight was blocked, but he could feel that the surroundings had quieted down.

At this time, except for the murmur of chatter, other noises basically disappeared completely, and it was quiet.

Li Pu poked his head out slightly to see what was happening in front of him, and saw the alien who seemed to be scolded back chattering, and even his two companions started to fight.

It's a pity that not to mention meeting Albert, he didn't even touch Ian's clothes, so he was severely taught by Ian's special assistant, and the rest of the companions were caught by the security guards when they saw that they ran for their lives.

When the police arrived, the three troublesome aliens were all captured.

Li Pu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and saw Albert looking back at him with a very serious expression, and ordered: "Come to my office after work, I need you to give me an explanation for this matter. Ian, you Stay and help him deal with it, and then help me inform Wang Ming and Chen Liang to come to my office together after work in the afternoon."

Ian nodded after receiving the order, and then helped Li Pu to tidy up the crumbling stools at the information desk.

Li Pu looked at Albert aggrieved, he wanted to explain, but Albert left the government affairs center without giving him a chance, leaving him very sad.

At this moment, Mary and Qi Le, who got the news, ran down one after another, expressing concern and inquiry to Li Pu.

Especially Mary, when she saw Li Pu's eyes were red, she said distressedly: "What's the matter? Assistant Li, what happened just now?"

Li Pu felt very uncomfortable. When he saw Miss Mary, he immediately expressed all his grievances, and said: "Just now an alien dealt with me, but I couldn't understand the language he spoke, so I told him to let him Come back tomorrow, if the matter is urgent, ask him to come back in the afternoon, but he is very angry for some reason, probably because he thought I was deliberately making things difficult for him and not helping him with business."

"I see. No wonder when I came down I saw them throwing things at adults. In fact, Assistant Li, you don't have to worry too much. There are all kinds of aliens. There is a saying that 'there are all kinds of birds in the forest' .Not every alien is particularly kind and easy to talk. Everyone can prove that you have been wronged at home, so you can rest assured. But the next time you encounter this situation, you should directly call the police or let the security guard Help you deal with it, the security guards here are very powerful."

At this time, Qi Le, who was on the side, suddenly interrupted Mary's words and continued to ask: "Do you mind if I say something? Assistant Li, in fact, he probably misunderstood you. As far as I know, on a certain planet I am proud of advocating my own language, so I disdain to learn the language of other races. Once I meet someone who says to bring a translator, they may think it is not good to insult my language. Although, I do not I know the name of that planet, but it doesn't matter, Assistant Li, if this happens again next time, you can ask me to help you, as long as I don't go to the countryside, I will be in the office."

Li Pu looked at Qi Le gratefully, and said gratefully, "Thank you for your help."

Ian, who was tidying up at this time, suddenly thought of something after listening to Qi Le's words, and an evil smile began to spread from the corners of his mouth.

This made Li Pu, who was chatting, shudder instantly, and looked at Ian, who looked at him in a very normal way.

The author has something to say: I like Li Pu. When I first named it, I thought it was outrageous. How can it be called a novel?