Alien is my minister

The author has something to say: I am still looking for a small theater to write something, and I will make up for it later.

After returning home, Li Pu lay on the bed weakly, he couldn't figure out why it was so difficult for him to fall in love. Is he destined to be a bachelor in this life?

Li Pu, who was extremely depressed, didn't have the mood to eat at all, and fell into sadness and self-pity, until the phone rang in a hurry.

Li Pu didn't want to answer the phone at first, but when he saw that the caller was a very vicious and violent representative Ian's special assistant, he picked up the phone in a panic, and answered decisively:

——Hi, hello, Special Assistant Ian, what's the matter?

——Oh, there's nothing else, I just want to ask you, why did you leave earlier, the minister and I were still waiting there for a while.

--you. . .you. . .department. .minister. .You wait for me?

——Well, and the minister didn't seem very happy, because Assistant Li didn't even report to the minister and left rudely.

——. . . . . .

Asshole, Li Pu instantly felt that he was terrible, that Tie Nail would be fired, and he didn't think about how terrible the minister was. At least Ian's helper was cruel.But the minister is killing people without blood!

The little lovelorn emotion during the day was thrown into the sky like this, and then Li Pu's whole thought was over, it was over, what should I do tomorrow? !

Because he was too frightened, Li Pu subconsciously hung up the phone, and Ian, who was on the other side, wanted to make a plan but was instantly ignored.

For a second, Ian suddenly understood the minister a little bit, and he really wanted to beat up Li Pu, could he listen to his words completely! ! !

That night, Li Pu was so nervous that he couldn't sleep because he was completely scared. He hoped that he would not meet the minister at all when he went to work the day after tomorrow! ! !

Because at night, Li Pu suffered from insomnia all night, tossing and turning, tossing and turning, his mind was almost full of the scene of lunch that day, so scared that he was talking in his sleep all night, "Don't eat, I don't want to eat, I'm too full, really I can't eat it anymore, I don't want it! ! ! ! ! '

The next morning, Mother Li made breakfast, and saw Li Pu coming downstairs after ten o'clock, she was startled and said in surprise, "Son, are you going to fight again?"

Li Pu shook his head, more tired than fighting, more painful, uncomfortable: "Mom, I don't want to go to work at all! Going to work every day is like riding a roller coaster, every minute will scare me to death!"

"As for? By the way, are you really not going to fight? Why are your eyes so black?!"

Li Pu looked at the mirror on the kitchen glass, and he was startled too. Nimei, she actually stayed up all night and got two panda eyes. No wonder my mother wondered if there was a fight.

However, Li Pu was not in the mood to pay attention to his panda eyes. Instead, he comforted Li's mother: "Mom, you are going to be disappointed again this time. The daughter of the old Wang next door doesn't like me, so why don't you support me? Wait, I'll listen." If you don’t understand, then say goodbye to me inexplicably.”

Li's mother sighed, looked at Li Pu and shook her head and said, he is really a man who is not enlightened at all, no wonder he is so unfeminine, alas, what should I do?

Thinking of Zhang Xin, Li Pu couldn't help feeling suffocated. He really wanted to complain about the meaning of those words she said that day, and what did he do to need the support of beautiful woman Zhang? !

At this moment, the doorbell rang, and Mother Li walked over to open the door, and saw Lu Yun standing outside the door, hugged Mother Li happily, and said with a smile: "Mother Li is really getting younger and younger every time I see you. Younger again."

"Come on, with your mouth, why are you still single?"

"Hey, Ms. Li, you don't know about this. I am waiting for the fate. When the fate arrives, I will naturally get married. It's a pity that my fate has not yet arrived. Moreover, after getting married, I am too busy I don't have time to see Mama Li, no, I'll come over to see you right away!"

Li's mother clicked her tongue and laughed so prettily that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear. Since she was a child, she knew that this young man Lu Yun could talk better than their good son, so she knew from a young age that his girlfriends changed one after another, while her son was No one was found, which is really strange.

Lu Yun put his arm around Mother Li's shoulders and walked into the room with her, but he was startled and asked, "Mother Li, who is that?"

Li Pu looked at him angrily, and said: "Fuck your sister, come here to eat and drink if you have nothing to do, you said your hand is disabled?"

"How do you talk, kid? I wish Lu Yun would come over more. You don't even look at you, and you can't even find a girlfriend. Lu Yun has changed several times, no, no, auntie, I am not this I mean, but to praise you for being smart and sensible, and you are very popular with girls."

After Lu Yun listened, he looked at Li Pu proudly. Li Pu snorted disdainfully and continued to eat his breakfast.

Lu Yun opened the chair and sat next to Li Pu, jokingly said, "Tsk tsk, I ate it early in the morning, what's the matter? Got dumped again?"

Li Pu gave him a white look, wondering why he always guessed right every time he broke up in love, it was really depressing.

Seeing Li Pu's ugly face, Lu Yun suddenly realized that it was not because he was dumped, but because he was really broken in love.Tsk tsk, he felt sad for Li Pu, and he could say it was his fault a few times before, but this time the cute girl has a good personality, why did she suddenly say goodbye?

Li Pu was in no mood, he didn't even have an appetite to eat, so Lu Yun hurriedly ate all of them decisively, and finally was decisively and deeply despised by Li Pu all morning.

"I said you were reincarnated from a starving ghost, a rich second-generation young master, no matter what, he is richer than me, what? Is your family bankrupt?" Li Pu sneered.

Lu Yun made a cut and ignored him, but rolled his eyes around, and responded: "My family is not bankrupt, but I like to eat the food made by my aunt, besides, it is my aunt's slow heart. , you don’t even know how to cherish, no wonder you fall in love for no more than one day each time. Who do you think cast your curse?”

"Come on, you're the only one who can flatter. I don't even know if you are her son or I am her son." Li Pu did not respond angrily.

"Of course you and I are both her sons. How can I say that Auntie also recognizes me as a godson, right, Auntie, I recognize you as my mother!" Lu Yun shouted deliberately.

Mother Li happily replied while washing the dishes: "Yes, Auntie has long regarded you as a son, and you are more reassuring for Auntie. It will be fine in the future. Give me a good education on this child, Xiaopu. It's too embarrassing. heart."

Lu Yun squinted at Li Pu triumphantly, and motioned, did you see it, did you see it, this is differential treatment!

Li Pu was speechless for a moment and ignored them. After eating, he cleaned up the dishes and slipped back to his room to catch up on sleep. He didn't sleep all night, and now he was so sleepy.

Just about to lie on the bed and close his eyes to rest his mind to cultivate drowsiness, Lu Yun walked into the room to harass him very bluntly, with a particularly gossiping face and a wicked smile and said, "Hey, let's chat, how do you sleep in broad daylight?"

Li Pu pointed his butt at him, bluntly said: "Get lost!"

Lu Yun lifted his quilt without saying a word, threw it outside the door, and said boringly: "I don't believe you get out of bed and pick it up!"

Li Pu was so angry that he sat up directly, stared and stared, and finally said angrily: "Is your mother a noble surname? Your father is a noble surname? Why don't you know that your noble surname is gossip?"

Lu Yun stretched out his index finger, shook his head, and said viciously: "You guessed all wrong. They are not my last name, but my hobby is gossip. Anyway, I don't have to go back to the company today, so I just use it as a way to pass the time. Be grateful to me, you are truly blessed to have such a good brother like me."

Li Pu was so angry that he vomited blood in his heart, and he couldn't even speak fluently: "Fuck your sister! I have never seen you so brazen, go away. I am not broken in love now. I am afraid of death and what will happen tomorrow. die!"

"What? You've offended your minister again? Tsk tsk, you, who are usually as timid as a mouse, dared to touch a tiger's butt, and you have taken the courage of an ambitious leopard. Hehe, you have the ability!" Lu Yun gloated It looks so childish!

Li Pu was so teased by him that he was speechless, so he simply went to the bed and didn't want to say anything, because he couldn't stop crying when he said it.Damn it, why did the minister wait for him? ! !

Seeing that Li Pu was rarely particularly distressed, Lu Yun returned to his seriousness, and said very seriously: "Did you really provoke me this time? Then what will we do tomorrow?"

Li Pu scratched his hair in annoyance, closed his eyes, and muttered: "How do I know what to do. I only know that our minister is a particularly perverted and terrifying person. Even the outside... people outside are afraid of him. Anyway, I have experienced it myself. But, it’s all tears if I say more.”

"Hey, brat, you finally became a regular. If you lose your job like this, who can I count on to protect me in the future?" Lu Yun was very anxious, although the tone was obviously joking.

Li Pu couldn't help squinting again, and said speechlessly: "I said that the IQ of the general manager of your big company is just a display? Didn't you see that brother is worried to death now? Why don't you hurry up and come up with a few strategies, or how will you cover yourself in the future?" looking at you?!"

"Oh, is this asking me in disguise? What should I do? Brat, if you ask me, you can accompany me on a blind date next Saturday. In fact, I am also forced to go on a blind date." Lu Yun quickly bargained , This opportunity is once in a lifetime, so seize it.

Li Pu was completely speechless, just this guy had a blind date, and every minute was his flaunting history, is it interesting?It was obvious that he was making himself look bad, so he didn't want to.

"Hey, what do you mean? I'm serious this time, but this time my parents have a huge problem, and you must accompany me." Lu Yun said seriously instead of joking like before.

Li Pu saw that Lu Yun didn't smile and was very serious. He couldn't stand his pretentiousness, so he asked, "Are you serious? Didn't you lie to me? Didn't you trick me?"

Lu Yun nodded, but he thought in his heart how many times you have been lied to, you are still so innocent, hehe, it is okay to cheat a few more times.

Li Pu was a little suspicious. After staring carefully at Lu Yun's eyes for a few seconds, he said decisively: "Okay, tell me what suggestion you have. If it works, I will go on a blind date with you. If it doesn't, you can watch it by yourself." manage."

Hey, it’s pretty good. It turns out that this guy has learned to be smart after being tricked so many times. Lu Yun complained silently in his heart, but on the surface he still smiled shamelessly: "Okay, okay, it's a deal. Actually, I don't have any suggestions, but I think your minister should not be unreasonable, if you know the opportunity to win his sympathy, explain it to him, maybe he will let you go right away?"

Li Pu felt that Lu Yun's words were quite reasonable. After all, the minister was scary, but he was fair to everyone, so he shouldn't be so narrow-minded, and he would take the matter of leaving without waiting for him to heart.

It's a pity that Li Pu guessed the beginning correctly, but didn't guess the result correctly.