The president runs away when he sees me

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Accompanied by the tragic cry, Qiao Kui jumped up from the bed with a squid.

Liu Canran: "..."

Liu Canran caught Qiao Kui who jumped over the dragon gate, stuffed him back on the bed, patted him and said, "Did you have a nightmare? Or are you planning to take off?"

Qiao Kui: "..."

"The former," Qiao Kui said very scientifically.

"Really." Liu Canran nodded, and patted Qiao Kui's head, which was sleeping like a bird's nest.

"Don't be afraid, the nightmare is over." Liu Canran said patiently, like a preschool educator.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"It's not fear, it should be said that it was shock." Qiao Kui said with the expression that he was shocked at the time, after the catastrophe.

"What did you dream about? Did the body of a tyrannosaurus rex grow under my head?" Liu Canran said.

"Isn't that better?" Qiao Kui asked back.

Liu Canran: "..."

"Then what did you dream about, tell me and I'll try to explain it to you." Liu Canran continued to ask.

"I dreamed that I went to buy a face-slimming device." Qiao Kui said calmly, and poked his own cheeks while talking.

He's really good at accepting himself, Liu Canran thought, very pleased that his lover is so confident.

"But this instrument obviously worked fine during the trial period. I don't know why it suddenly didn't work when I got home." Qiao Kui continued, and then saw Liu Yanran looking at him in confusion.

"Just because the things I bought don't work well, I shouldn't react so violently." Liu Canran thought for a while and said.

"That's not the point," Qiao Kui continued, waving his hands. "The point is, this machine only works on one side."

Liu Canran: "..."

The case has been solved, Liu Canran thought to herself, and then looked away guiltily.

"Then I can only use one side, I use it, and I become that kind...with a broad bean-like cheek that doesn't look very upright?!" Qiao Kui pointed to the fact that both sides are the same in reality. Cheeks, with the expression of waking up from a nightmare and surviving a catastrophe, completed his performance.

Liu Canran: "..."

Liu Canran still looked away with a guilty conscience.

Qiao Kui: "???"

Something seems wrong, Qiao Kui thought to himself.

So he got up and got out of bed, went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

Then he saw that there were some red marks on the half of his cheek that was originally resting on the pillow.

Qiao Kui came out of the bathroom and looked at Liu Canran with an upright look.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" Liu Canran showed a perfect professional smile.

Qiao Kui moved her face closer, pointed at her blushing cheek, and asked Liu Canran, "Did you make it red?"

Liu Canran: "..."

"I did it." Liu Canran admitted her actions with her hands behind her back and her eyes facing the wind.

"I've realized my mistake," Liu Canran lowered her head, and sincerely admitted to Qiao Kui.

"I'll accept the punishment, please forgive me." Liu Canran said.

"Why would I hit you?" Qiao Kui shook his head and said, "Of course, I won't punish you either."

"You are so kind." Liu Canran raised her head and smiled happily.

"But please pinch the other half of my cheek." Qiao Kui said, stretching out his other cheek, saying that Liu Canran could pinch it.

Liu Canran: "..."

I've only heard the saying that one face is hit and the other face is stretched out to be punched. Is there such a saying as pinching one face and stretching out the other face to be pinched?Liu Canran slowly made a question mark in her heart.

"Excuse me, can you explain the logical chain of this? I don't seem to understand." Liu Canran was very curious and asked if he didn't understand.

"It's like this, I was inspired by the dream," Qiao Kui explained, "I'm worried that if you pinch only one side, I will become a big face."