The president runs away when he sees me

Qiao Kui: "..."

Are all geniuses so good at killing Tian'er?Qiao Kui thought to himself, yes, some of the genius-level figures he has come into contact with, their language and artistic attainments, even if they lose the aura of genius one day, they will definitely be able to make a living as a comedian in the cross talk garden.

Maybe this is the capital of being arrogant, Qiao Kui thought to himself, while secretly rejoicing that her fiancé is a man with dual business online and a talented player, if the talented director in front of Liu Canran has the same personality... Qiao Kui Kui shuddered, not daring to explore his mind in an unknown field.

"Is it cold? You've come all the way here. It's okay. It's warm in the hotel. You'll recover after a while."

Director Bao Cai trembled a little when he saw Qiao Kui, thinking that he was cold, and said this kindly, making Qiao Kui feel that he was actually very enthusiastic, and there was nothing wrong with him except that his language art was quite funny.

"director."

Just as Qiao Kui let the director into the room, Liu Canran came out of the bedroom after changing her clothes, and greeted him.

"Oh, little brother, that's great." The director shook hands with Liu Canran boldly, and said something without beginning or end, which made the usually slick young man not know how to make trouble.

"Don't you two often eat together?" The director saw Liu Canran and Qiao Kui looking at him in confusion, so he laughed and explained.

"I remember that Xiao Qiao always brought you meals in the past. I think you should often eat together. Now that his autumn fat stickers are so solid, I thought you were similar, hahahaha." The director issued a barbell. General laughter.

Qiao Kui: "..."

I think I'd better leave the space to these two art directors, Qiao Kui thought with ashes, and then silently activated the function that he was very good at, gradually disappearing from the crowd, and gave the living room to Liu Director Can Ran and Bao Cai.

Qiao Kui silently retreated to the bedroom door, then subconsciously glanced at the living room again, and saw that Liu Yanran was also looking in his direction, and blinked at him while the director was looking down at the document .

Sure enough, he was paying attention to me when I was invisible, Qiao Kui said inwardly, but is this my self-indulgence?

Probably not, because every time I run away, I can always attract his attention, and I can't run away after going back and forth. Qiao Kui recalled his love path in accordance with international practice.

Looking back, if people who don’t know the truth of eating melons find out this rule, will they think that I am walking the road of “Man, you have successfully attracted my attention”? Qiao Kui recalled that he pursued The steps of a person's success, I belatedly discovered that this seems to be a classic case in a romance novel.

Qiao Kui: "..."

If I ran while patting a ball, it would be more classic, Qiao Kui thought.

-

After a while, Liu Canran finished chatting with the director, sent him away, and went to the bedroom to find Qiao Kui.

Qiao Kui was a little sleepy at the moment, and fell asleep in a daze during the waiting process just now.

Liu Canran leaned over to look at him, the afterglow of the setting sun shone on Qiao Kui's face, turning him orange red, like a glowing red persimmon.

It's really like the fruit on the persimmon tree in my house, Liu Canran couldn't help but sigh in her heart.

Because the garden at home is very large, and because her father is interested in botany, Liu Canran has been exposed to many common plants at home since she was a child, and some of the fruits she usually eats come from her garden. The memory of persimmons Still very profound.

The slightly rusty and soft taste was a natural snack that he loved in childhood, and Liu Canran remembered that Uncle Zhang would make some dried persimmons for his family with earthen methods, but it was not It was a valuable thing, but it made him feel delicious, smoky and warm.

Liu Canran was thinking about the beautiful memories of her childhood, while reaching out to poke Qiao Kui's cheek.

He indeed gained a lot of weight as the director exclaimed, but because of the relationship with him every day, he didn't notice much, Liu Canran thought to himself.

At this moment, he looked at Qiao Kui who was lying on his side, and indeed he could see that he had become a little chubby.

In the past, Qiao Kui's cheeks were always stretched very close together. Even when looking down at him, the lines of his cheeks could maintain a perfect sense of tightness. He was a delicate and beautiful man.

But now...Liu Canran pinches Qiao Kui's cheek, and only feels a fleshy hand. As soon as she lets go, Qiao Kui's cheek on the side near the pillow will bounce, beep, and follow Liu The movement of Yan Ran's fingers changes shape, as if he is poking a jelly.

It's so cute, Liu Canran thought to herself, she felt that she was actually cute, and she had a lingering mood for that special feeling.

So he pinched it left and right, and obviously felt that Qiao Kui's cheek on the side close to the pillow seemed to be more springy because of being squeezed.

But I can't just pinch this side, if I pinch like this, it should wake him up soon, Liu Canran thought, so she put away her hands that were about to move, and changed it to purely visual appreciation.

At the same time, in Qiao Kui's dream...

Qiao Kui felt that he had gained weight recently, and he still had a very excessive physique—from his face onwards.

Because some body fat content is still needed, Qiao Kui doesn't need to lose weight all over the body, but for the face...

That day, Qiao Kui was walking in the business district near the company, ready to go back to work after having lunch, and then he saw the latest face-slimming equipment being displayed in the window of a shop.

oh, this thing?It seems that many girls are using it now, Qiao Kui thought.

Because he has followed some fitness accounts before, Qiao Kui has also been pushed some beauty UPs. Although he didn’t click on them and read them carefully, there are quite a few videos of similar equipment on the cover, so he is very interested in this type of products. Still a little impressed.

Does this thing really work?Qiao Kui thought dubiously.

Having said that, can men also use this thing?Qiao Kui continued to think in a rather tangled way.

At this moment, the door of the store was pushed open from the inside, and several girls walked out holding their trophies.

"My classmate is using it. She really lost weight visible to the naked eye." One of the girls said excitedly, and the others were very eager to try after hearing this.

Is it really effective?Qiao Kui thought to himself, and then walked into the store in a strange way.

"Welcome." The clerk came to greet Qiao Kui.

"Sir, do you want to choose a face-lifting device?" the clerk smiled.

"I'll take a look at it casually." Qiao Kui's answer was quite sophisticated, after all, he was a veteran at the negotiating table, and he would not show his cards quickly.

"Do you want to help your girlfriend choose, or choose by yourself?" The clerk also continued to provide his signature service with a smile in a rather high-end manner.

Qiao Kui: "..."

If such a question is asked, does it mean that this face-lifting device is actually unisex?Qiao Kui pondered in his heart.

"This instrument... can men also use it?" Qiao Kui then asked the clerk.

"Of course, in modern society, many boys also pay attention to their appearance." The clerk said with a smile.

"Look at this one. It is a face-lifting device specially developed by our family for men who pay attention to grooming. It is different in size from the face-lifting devices used by girls. It can better fit the facial contours of men. You should try it on." Do you want to see it?" The clerk enthusiastically promoted Qiao Kui.

Qiao Kui nodded, took the face-lifting device, and put it on his face with the help of the shop assistant.

Then he felt that this touch...was so comfortable, it was as if...a pair of invisible hands were kneading his cheeks very gently and yet powerfully.

"How about it, sir, is it very comfortable? Because our face-lifting device is made with bionic technology, the tactile feeling in use is exactly the same as the service you feel when you go to a beauty salon to enjoy a one-on-one professional facial massage. , In comparison, this price can be said to be very cost-effective, if you buy it now, I can give it to you again..."

The clerk began to sell like a torrential river, but Qiao Kui basically went in with his left ear and out of his right ear, and didn't listen in particular, because the face-lifting device was so comfortable to use that he almost wanted it. Totally immersed in it.

Just when Qiao Kui was in high spirits, the comfortable touch on his cheek suddenly disappeared.

Qiao Kui: "???"

"I'm sorry, sir. When the time is up, this machine will automatically power off. Do you still want to try it?" The clerk rubbed his hands and looked at him with a smile.

Qiao Kui looked at himself in the glasses, and felt that after using this machine for a few minutes, his cheeks became thinner almost visible to the naked eye.

The effect is so obvious, modern technology is amazing, Qiao Kui thought to himself.

"No, I want to buy one." Qiao Kui said firmly.

-

After a day of heavy work, Qiao Kui dragged his exhausted body back home, under the impression that Liu Canran would not come back early that day, so Qiao Kui took a casual bite of something after returning home, and immediately jumped into the bathroom Takes a shower, and then kind of can't wait to try out the brand new booty he just got today.

"Will it work?" Qiao Kui thought eagerly.

If the effect is as immediate as in the store, Xiao Liu will definitely be shocked when she comes back to see it. Qiao Kui happily imagined Liu Canran's stunning expression, so he unpacked the face-slimming instrument eagerly, put on the on the face.

Qiao Kui adjusted the face-lifting device to an entry-level strength according to the instructions in the manual, and then turned on the switch.

A few seconds passed.

Qiao Kui: "???"

Is it because I chose the gentlest intensity?Qiao Kui was puzzled in his heart, why can I only feel the perfect touch that I experienced in the store on only one cheek?

Qiao Kui waited patiently for a while again, until the set time was over, and he still didn't feel the gentle touch on the other cheek that he would never forget after using it.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Otherwise, turn it up a bit and try it out, Qiao Kui thought, so he set the intensity of the massage to a higher level, but the result was still the same as before, only one side of the cheek felt a little stronger force, The other cheek was still empty.

Qiao Kui: "???"

Qiao Kui adjusted the strength of the massage again...

After going through a series of twists and turns, Qiao Kui made a judgment that the machine was broken, so he put away the face-lifting machine and planned to change it tomorrow.

At this moment, Qiao Kui heard the voice of Liu Canran entering from downstairs, and greeted him, "I'm back."

"You're back." Qiao Kui also greeted Liu Canran, and then prepared to go downstairs to meet him.

However, when Qiao Kui passed the grooming mirror at the door, he subconsciously took a look in the mirror.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Qiao Kui let out an unprecedented scream.

I saw myself in the mirror, one side of the cheek had been thinned to the original appearance of a handsome man, but the other side of the cheek was still chubby, and it was still there QQ following his pace.