Everyone is attacking me

The Yuan and Qing emperors learned a new term: women's clothing boss.

At first he thought that Yuan Pei was like those men dressed up in the troupe orchard, who dressed up as women to perform for fun, but after listening to the queen's explanation, he realized that this was not the case.

According to what the queen said, people like Yuan Pei are known as women's clothing tycoons in their world, referring to men who wear women's clothing without violating harmony and are very beautiful. It is a personal hobby. Some women like to wear men's shirts and dress like men Naturally, there are also men who like to wear blouses and dress up as women.

Of course, there is another new term, which was not uttered by the queens and others, but what they thought in their hearts-Da Diao Meng Mei.

Thanks to the conversations and exchanges with the traversers in the past few months, Emperor Yuan Qing instantly understood the meaning, and involuntarily looked Yuan Pei up and down with subtle eyes.

Then inexplicably, he thought of the emperor's uncle, and imagined the emperor's uncle wearing a skirt, combing a woman's hair style and putting on a woman's makeup, and suddenly fell into silence.

[Actually, if His Majesty pretends to be a girl, he will definitely be the best in women's clothing! 】

No, refuse! !

Emperor Yuanqing trembled violently.

"Can you even change your gender after the dressing game is realized?" Liang Cairen was very curious about this. "Is it really completely changed from the inside to the outside, or is it just a single appearance?"

[If you can change at all, wouldn't you be able to choose your gender freely?magic! 】

Yuan Pei said: "In fact, it's like a kind of blindfold. It looks like it has changed, but in fact I am still me, and my body structure is still male."

"Touching?" Everyone's expressions became strange.

"Then what's the use?" Liang Pingan went a step further, and when he saw the strange gazes cast on him by the crowd, he hurriedly explained with a serious face, "Don't get me wrong, I'm purely from the perspective of seeking knowledge, just think about it, without us, he would I really want to go to bed."

【Why am I the only eunuch? It's better to be a lady-dressed man than a eunuch! ! 】

Yuan Pei raised his eyebrows, raised his chin slightly, and said coldly and noblely: "Want to know? Do you want to try it yourself?"

【Ah. 】

Liang Pingan met his gaze and fell silent for a moment.

【I can't afford to mess with a big guy in women's clothing...】

At this time, Xia Chan recovered from the shock, walked around Yuan Pei twice, surprise turned into surprise, and said excitedly: "Female, Queen, hello, my name is Xia Chan, no, thousands of miles together, I am station B Account name, I, I, I am your fan, I have watched all your videos, all the dancers, bah, I like you the most among all the dancers!"

She excitedly swayed a few moves: "Whether it's ancient style dance house dance or Korean dance, I like it all! Oh my god, I actually got married with Da Mian, and even crossed time together, so excited!!"

[Aww, I'm going to show off in the group when I get back! !Jealous of those diao fans! ! 】

Yuan Peimo read Xia Chan's account name once, and suddenly said: "I remember you, did you leave a message asking me where I bought the white stockings? My first video, I remember the first ten comments."

"That's right, that's me!!" Xia Chan was excited, "You actually remember me!!"

[Aww, you actually remember me! ! 】

"Did you buy the stockings? Are they easy to wear? I only buy stockings from other companies. I'm worried that you will think I'm an advertisement. I have never dared to recommend them."

"It's easy to wear, super easy to wear, I bought a lot, and there are all kinds of colors and patterns!"

"It's fine if you like it, in fact, there is another one that is not bad..."

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Emperor Yuan Qing turned his head and asked the queen: "The stockings are..."

"This..." The queen was thinking about how to describe it, and Yuan Pei directly lifted the hem of her skirt, revealing her slender and well-fitting legs: "This is it."

Because he was married to Dawei, and he went to the country to do as the Romans do, he wore a cross-collared underskirt. Normally, he either didn’t wear it directly under the skirt or wore a skirt with one side open. Now he has underwear. In early autumn, it’s not too cold. So most of them only wear underwear and no longer wear dudes, and so does Yuan Pei.

But at this time, the supposedly bare legs were wrapped with a thin layer of black silk cloth, clinging to the legs, giving them a different kind of beauty.

Not only that, I don't know what he did, the next second, the black stockings turned white, and the next second they turned pink, ice blue, lavender, red...

Various colors and various styles conversion.

"These are all." Yuan Pei nodded his chin, patted his thigh vigorously, and pulled up the silk stockings to show Emperor Yuan Qing, "The fit is flexible, and it is best for slimming or covering the hair on the legs."

[It's a pity that points are too difficult to save, and can only be exchanged for basic money. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing was silent, then silently moved his eyes away, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Empress Liang Cairen and Xia Chan cast envious glances in amazement:

"This operation is amazing. How many women dream of it."

"When I used to play Miracle, I wished it could materialize. It's just amazing."

"I remember Miracle has makeup, can I wear makeup?"

Yuan Pei nodded: "Yes, but the points are too expensive, and I can't afford to exchange them for the time being."

"Points?" Xia Chan's eyes lit up, "Do you want to dress up? Mature and pure, I can help you earn points!"

"No." Yuan Pei shook his head, and turned his eyes to Emperor Yuanqing, "It's about doing some tasks, most of which are related to His Majesty. For example, my coming to marry this time is the main task. If Your Majesty is willing to cooperate, it is easy to complete the task." When it comes to points, if you have more points, you can exchange them for your favorite clothes.”

[I can also look forward to the Holy Queen suit I want. 】

The Queen's eyes lit up instantly. Although Princess Changle's system can exchange clothes, they can only be exchanged for Princess Changle, and there are only styles that existed before Da Wei and Da Wei, even if modern materials are used.

Emperor Yuanqing frowned: "Is it related to me?"

Yuan Pei said: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, it's not something too dangerous, it's just some trivial matter, I say you just nod and agree, or I give you something and you keep it, the system determines that it is valid."

Liang Ping'an was surprised: "No favorability?"

Emperor Yuan Qing was also puzzled, ignoring the Queen Mother and Taifu, Yuan Pei is currently the only traveler who has not changed his favorability.

Yuan Pei listened to Liang Ping'an's detailed explanation on the degree of favorability, her face was clear, and she smiled lightly, brightly and intoxicatingly: "Probably because I passed through after death."

"You all came here suddenly or on purpose. Your body is still alive. I am already dead. I died in a car accident. I saw myself being cremated and buried with my own eyes, so I don't need to gain favorability points to go back. I can only stay in the future. this world."

【Well, it seems that I will be the only one in the future. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing frowned. In this case, the arrangements for Yuan Pei must be carefully considered.

Just thinking about it, Xia Chan suddenly exclaimed: "Blood, blood, Song Jie, are you okay, why are you vomiting blood?"

Looking around, he saw Song Jie covering his mouth, blood oozing from between his fingers, dripping down.

Suddenly being watched by everyone, Song Jie's eyes wandered, full of embarrassment.

"What is vomiting blood? It's obviously a nosebleed." Liang Ping'an clasped his arms and said, "Jie, it seems that you have been a little angry recently."

[This kid, hehe. 】

Xia Chan didn't expect Song Jie to be so wretched, but she was still worried about what was wrong with him, and immediately said angrily: "Look, what I said before, he just has dirty thoughts, now add another one, wretched!!"

Song Jie took the paper from Liang Cairen and rolled his eyes while wiping away the nosebleed: "You can eat nonsense and not talk nonsense. It's just a nosebleed. Why is it so dirty?"

【Nosebleed, I still want to cry, damn it, how did my goddess become a man...】

Yuan Pei shrugged: "Sorry, although I like women's clothing, I don't like men."

【Oh, it's a pity that this look is exactly the type I like. 】

Song Jie quickly stated: "I don't like men either, I only like women!"

[My goddess, woo woo woo...]

"That's not right." Liang Pingan didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, "One became a woman, and the other..." After taking a look at Yuan Pei, he didn't dare to say it, only motioned, "It's just right."

[Looking at it this way, it’s a match made in heaven. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing looked at Song Jie and then at Yuan Pei, once he accepted this setting...

How do you say that word?

[I'll go, women's clothing boss Gong and Tsundere sex transfer, cute bleeding! ! 】

[This pair, BL, BG, GL are all included, amazing. 】

Well, that's probably what he wanted to express.

Suddenly he understood how the empress felt about him and the emperor's uncle, which was probably exactly the same as how he saw Song Jie and Yuan Pei at the moment.

It's a pity that Song Jie and Yuan Pei both denied it, especially Song Jie, with tears in his heart, refused firmly on his face, stubbornly sticking to his straight man's dignity.

Yuan Pei directly forcibly changed the topic, and brought back the off-track topic: "I have said everything I can say. I choose to surrender and hand over everything I know like them. I only hope that Your Majesty can promise me a few things." .”

It's business, business is business, it's time to negotiate, but it still has to be negotiated. Unlike the queens and others, he is the princess of the Xiongnu on the surface. Although he is very reluctant to admit this identity, right now, it is something he can use to raise conditions chips.

Emperor Yuan Qing squinted his eyes, and after a short contact, he already had a little understanding of Yuan Pei's character. It seemed absurd, but in fact he was thoughtful, and his words were always inconspicuous routines. No one except the queen noticed. His mind was far superior to Xia Chan and Song Jie's, even surpassing the Queen's and Shao Yan's, and his inner voice was rare, as if he was thinking rapidly in his head.

He took a deep look at Yuan Pei and said, "Say."

Yuan Pei raised his hand to press the beating eyelids, and said: "I am different from them, I will not leave, I have to live here for the rest of my life, so I hope Your Majesty will promise me three points. First, when Your Majesty attacks the Huns, he will It’s the time when the Xiongnu Princess Yuan Pei disappears. Second, I need a new identity at that time. I hope that this new identity will exist from now on and be known by the world so that no one will doubt it. Third..." He suddenly He smiled and shrugged, "I haven't thought about this point yet, wait until I think about it later, but don't worry, Your Majesty, I promise that it will never be something that embarrasses you or is harmful to Wei."

Emperor Yuanqing looked indifferent: "Okay, I answer you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Yuan Pei laughed, "In exchange, I will organize all the knowledge about forensic medicine into a book and hand it over to Your Majesty. Forensic medicine is for the rights of the living and for the dead. I can assure you that with the forensic knowledge I provide, there will be far fewer unjust, false and wrongly decided cases in the future. Of course, if Your Majesty does not dislike it, you can directly entrust this matter to me. I already have a case in my heart, and I will never disappoint Your Majesty. .”

The queen's eyes lit up, and she helped him speak: "Are you Bao Qingtian who wants to be the Great Wei?"

[If forensic science is popularized, there will indeed be fewer unjust, false and wrongly decided cases. 】

Yuan Pei shook his head: "No, it's Song Ci."

Liang Cairen was a little excited: "The records of cleansing the injustice!!"

[The originator of the forensic field! ! 】

Yuan Pei nodded: "That's right, based on time, even if there is Song Ci in this world, it will be more than 100 years later."

[If forensic science can be promoted and popularized in this world, I will not be in vain. 】

Emperor Yuan and Qing knew who Bao Qingtian was, but Song Ci hadn't heard of it, but now that he knew it, he immediately paid attention to it, and said, "Tell me about your case."

Yuan Pei said: "I hope His Majesty will allow me to set up a forensic department like Liang Ping'an's obstetrics and gynecology department, and I will recruit students to teach. Anyone who I approve of graduation will be awarded the official post of forensic doctor, and then set up a special institution." , used to solve difficult cases reported from various places.”

Emperor Yuan Qing became interested, nodded and said, "Does this institution have a name?"

Xia Chan and Song Jie raised their hands together: "I know!"

The two looked at each other, put aside, and said in unison:

"Chaoyang masses!"

"FBI!"

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The author has something to say: Song Ci's "Xin Yuan Ji Lu" is the first monograph on forensic medicine in the world. Much of the knowledge in it is still in use today, and it can be said to be very powerful.