Everyone is attacking me

Not to mention how entangled and uneasy, on August 23, the wedding procession of the Xiongnu princess entered Chang'an City under the curious crowd of the people, and temporarily lived in the post house.

During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the Hu people intermarried extensively with the Han people. After the Northern and Southern Dynasties, many Hu people merged into the Han people in order to survive. In fact, there are very few Hu people of blood.

Today's Xiongnu was also established by the remnants of the Yan Dynasty who was overthrown by Zhou in the past. It is said that it is the Huns. In fact, most of the people in the country are Han, or Han and Hu mixed. In general, the Wuhu and the Han surnames handed down from the Northern and Southern Dynasties are still used.

The Xiongnu Shanyu's surname was Yuan, and he claimed to be a descendant of the Tuoba royal family in the Northern Wei Dynasty - although it is generally believed that it was to avoid the Great Wei.

The princess who came to marry this time was the thirteenth princess mentioned by King Su before, surnamed Yuan and first name Xie.

Yes, Yuan Pei.

Yuan Pei, who still hasn't got rid of the homonym of the original name after time travel, is very depressed. Although the homonym is different, there is no difference in pronunciation.

The marriage was a matter of Yuan Pei personally looking for his cheap Shanyu brother to come. After traveling to the Xiongnu, although it was not the Xiongnu in the Han Dynasty, it was still a country hostile to China. Yuan Pei is very helpless.

Moreover, the original body left behind a lot of mess. The original thirteenth princess was domineering and cruel since she was a child. The court ladies and eunuchs who died in his hands exceeded a football team, which caused Yuan Pei to travel in fear every day. Be careful and be killed by someone who wants revenge.

Although the Xiongnu respect the strong, they are no longer the Xiongnu of the Han Dynasty. After the great integration of the nation and the foundation of the former Yan, except for the customs of clothing, the way of doing things is basically the same as that of the Wei Dynasty, so the original body is like this His personality was also unlikable in the Huns, but he couldn't help being liked by Shan Yu, first his father and then his brother, and the tolerance of the two Shan Yu to him fueled his arrogance.

Although Yuan Pei has the memory of the original body, but he can't do the behavior of the original body to whip and abuse others. It just happened that he and his relatives left the Xiongnu to go to the Central Plains. Naturally, he had to seize it. Although it was empty, it was better than staying in the Xiongnu Well, at least the history before Sui is the same, for him, he still has a sense of belonging.

So Yuan Pei, who had been in the palace for three months under the pretext of waiting for marriage, finally paid for the money, and the BMW luxury car hit the road.

From the capital of the Huns to Yancheng where the two countries meet, and then go straight down from Yancheng to Chang'an.

Yuan Pei was excited, but when he entered Yancheng, the excitement turned into fright.

Concrete floors all over the streets, cement yards of post houses, water platforms made of cement, pressurized wells surrounded by cement...

Toilet paper, soap, pencils, fried dough sticks, chicken cakes, fruity milk tea...

There is also the Great Wei Times specially delivered by the officials of the Great Wei who came to pick up the relatives.

Yuan Pei: It must be that the way I travel is wrong.

If it's just cement, toilet paper, soap, pencils, etc., he can convince himself not to underestimate the ancients. The ancients were very smart. He vaguely remembered that there was toilet paper and soap in the Ming Dynasty. I found it by accident.

However, the Arabic numerals, world geography, and department stores in the newspapers are clearly popularized science, so that he can no longer deceive himself and others.

When he saw the long-distance passenger transport and the bus at the toll booth along the way, he was speechless, not to mention the story of a thousand-handed Avalokitesvara and a white snake with spicy vaccinia glass windows in the park.

When he got close to Chang'an City, he got the third issue of the Great Wei Times. After reading the science popularization about corn, potatoes and sweet potatoes, he became numb.

He is so stupid, really, he only knows that there is a time-traveling female queen who has copied a lot of poems, but he doesn't know that there are other time-travelers. Looking at the posture of this big-handed person, could this time-traveling compatriot be dressed as an emperor?And this golden finger is not usually thick!

But the time-traveling woman's son is a time-traveling man, well, the logic is very stable, there is nothing wrong with it.

I thought it was all for nothing, but when I finally arrived at Chang'an City and lived in the post station, I accidentally heard the names of Liang Chaowei and Zhao Yazhi from the servants. He was Spartan at that time.

Then he began to doubt his life. Everything he could do was done by the emperor who was suspected of time-traveling, so why did he time-travel?

Oh, yes, you read that right, it's him, not her.

Let me introduce him formally, his name is Yuan Pei, male of gender, no matter his body, mind or soul, he is a pure man with strong bones, no matter before or after time-traveling.

Don't ask him why he is called a princess, he also wants to know this question very much!Obviously the original body is a man, although he is a bit prettier, but he is a man, a man with a flat chest and a big squeak!However, up to the parents and brothers, down to the court ladies and common people, they all acquiesced that he was originally a princess. He was almost brainwashed when he first transmigrated, thinking that he was abnormal, but it turned out that it was someone else who was abnormal.

He wants to leave the Huns, which is also one of the main reasons. As for whether his identity will be exposed when he arrives in Wei, and what to do if he is exposed, he has no perfect solution. Maybe Wei is also like the Huns, and he is the princess by default. Woolen cloth?

Furthermore, he still has a golden finger, a golden finger that will never be discovered as long as he does not take it off.

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Almost the same day that Princess Xiongnu entered Chang'an City, Emperor Yuan and Qing knew his identity as a traverser. According to the observation reports collected by Jin Yiwei along the way, this thirteenth princess named Yuan Xi showed her innocence in the face of cement and other new things. Extremely strong emotions, especially some things that only traversers who came from the same world as the Queen and the others will understand, are particularly obvious. Obviously he is also from the same place as the Queen and the others, but I don’t know if they are from the same place. a point in time.

Emperor Yuanqing handed the report to the queen and asked her to discuss with Liang Cairen, that is, the time-traveling girl, and she should handle it.

Since the Xiongnu princess already knew about the existence of the traverser, the Emperor Yuan and Qing didn't want to give him time to inquire too clearly. On the second day after he lived in the inn, he took him into the palace under the pretext of being clean. Together with the Huns envoys who came to see him off, a banquet was held.

So Yuan Pei, who had not had time to inquire about the existence of Shao Yan, a returnee, hurried into the palace.

Emperor Yuan Qing was a little surprised at the first sight of the Xiongnu princess. Among the people he has seen so far, the most beautiful one is the imperial concubine. However, this Xiongnu princess is not inferior to the imperial concubine. Even brighter and more eye-catching, with a hint of sharpness in his eyebrows and eyes.

[This is the emperor?She looks too... not like an emperor. With this appearance, there is a high possibility of being a time traveler. 】

Emperor Yuanqing was astonished. If he heard correctly, it was clearly a man's voice!

However, with such a face, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a man, it is clearly a very beautiful woman!

"Meet Your Majesty."

Princess Xiongnu stepped forward to salute. Although her voice was low and hoarse, it was a female voice. It matched his appearance not only did not violate harmony, but also seemed a bit special.

With the example of Song Jie, Emperor Yuan Qing quickly came back to his senses, and while guessing in his heart, he nodded lightly: "Excuse me."

Originally, he planned to hand it over to the queen to exchange greetings, but when such an accident happened, he ignored the queen's astonishment and took the initiative to ask, "Princess, you have been exhausted all the way, do you feel unwell?"

Yuan Pei smiled: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your concern, no."

[Laughton didn't, there was a lot of discomfort, more than just discomfort, he was going crazy. 】

【The baby is not interested in this princess, is it?The baby actually likes the glamorous royal sister type?What about King Su? 】

【Um? !Your Majesty, this... is different from what you said, didn't you mean to let the queen go?Tsk tsk, it seems that heroes from ancient times are sad about the beauty pass, but what about Lord Su? 】

Emperor Yuanqing ignored the Queen's and Liang Ping'an's feelings, and continued: "I heard the report from the people below that the Princess loves the Great Wei Times very much. I ordered people to present it to the princess specially to relieve the boredom of boats and cars. I wonder what the princess thinks? "

Yuan Pei's complexion changed slightly. If he had no ghosts in his heart, he would not feel that something was wrong, but because he had ghosts in his heart and suspected that the emperor was a time traveler, this meaningful question, with a look of ulterior motives, His heart skipped a beat, recalling his performance along the way, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Although I don't know why the emperor doubted him, but if the emperor really doubted him from the beginning, those expressions on his way along the way are simply not self-proclaimed.

He bit the bullet and said, "It's very interesting."

Emperor Yuanqing listened to his heartfelt voice, and said calmly: "Before the canonization ceremony, the wronged princess lives in the palace as a princess for the time being. The queen is always gentle, so just ask her if you have anything to say."

Based on the Queen's understanding of Emperor Yuan and Qing, she already sensed something was wrong, although she didn't know why, she followed his voice and said with a smile: "Princess, don't worry, just stay here at ease. If you need anything, just come to me."

Looking at the pair of emperors and empresses, Yuan Pei didn't feel the kindness, but only the threat and pressure.

A banquet was extremely nervous, Yuan Pei could only watch the envoys leave when the banquet was over, the queen approached him affectionately, took his arm, and said with a smile: "Princess, come with me."

You came and I exchanged pleasantries, the queen asked abruptly: "Princess's surname is Yuan and her first name is Mrs. I don't know which Mrs. is it? The first match of the mistress?"

Yuan Pei retorted subconsciously: "No, it's Yu Pei's."

After finishing speaking, he met the queen's meaningful gaze, and the emperor in front of him stopped at some point and looked at them leisurely.

Yuan Pei: ...

So how important it is to talk about a good name.

A quarter of an hour later, Qingning Hall.

Except for Shao Yan and the Tai Fu, who were not allowed to enter and leave the harem at will, and the Queen Mother, who was not very interested in taking care of Lazi, all the traversers were present.

It is worth mentioning that Song Jie stared straight at Yuan Pei for the first time.

[Girls, girls, goddesses, the goddesses in my mind! !Live! ! 】

Then there is no more then.

"My name is Yuan Pei. I was male before time-traveling, and I am still male after time-traveling. I was 25 before time-traveling and seventeen after time-traveling."

Yuan Pei originally wanted to conceal her gender, but after seeing Song Jie confessed that men wear women, she said it all freely.

"You're actually a man?!" Song Jie had a look of disbelief.

[No, this is impossible! ! 】

Xia Chan looked at Yuan Pei and then at herself: "I began to doubt my gender."

The queen and Liang Cairen also have a close heart.

Yuan Pei smiled wryly and said: "Actually, I don't know what's going on. For some reason, everyone thinks that the original body is a woman. At first, I even wondered if there was something wrong with my own cognition."

Emperor Yuanqing finally asked his doubts: "You don't seem to be worried about being exposed."

"This..." Yuan Pei expressed a delicate expression, "I also have a cheat. Everyone should have heard of my cheat. It's called Miracle Princess, a dress-up game."

Traveling through the crowd: ...

"I have a question to ask." The queen was curious, "What do you do?"

[A big man is bound by a dress-up game?Costume designer?designer? 】

Yuan Pei met the eyes of everyone on the scene, and said bravely: "I am engaged in forensic medicine..." Seeing that everyone's eyes became horrified, he immediately said, "The UP owner of the sideline B station." After a pause, "The main dance-related."

Xia Chan was puzzled: "I remember that most of the general dances at station B are female up masters, right? For male up masters..." Suddenly his eyes lit up, "Could it be that you are Ling Da?!"

[Oh my god, Ling Da! ! 】

Yuan Pei was silent, and then said with difficulty: "No, it's Queen 101."

Xia Chan was stunned: "Isn't Queen 101 a woman?"

Yuan Pei cheekily said, "No, it's a man."

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The author has something to say: Well, Miracle Princess = Miracle Nuan Nuan.

A new character, a female clothing boss who is engaged in the forensic industry.