Fake Slackers

The "Pangu Sword", the symbol of the king fighting for the whole server, was just thrown away at the foot of Wild Boar Mountain.

Zhou Dalei felt that someone had stabbed his heart with a sword, or the kind that pierced through the whole, commonly known as piercing the heart.

A group of Internet-addicted teenagers addicted to games almost rushed to snatch the police uncle's mouse, but the remaining rationality was still pulling them: no, it's not suitable, you can't fight, don't seek death.Don't hold back.

The policeman pointed to the computer screen again, and on the screen a wild boar was scurrying around beside the radiant Pangu magic knife: "It's just a virtual prop. I don't object to you teenagers playing games, but you have to play it properly and have the right value. concept. Let’s go on and talk about going back to a harmonious society, a harmonious society…”

After half an hour of ideological education, their minds were filled with the words "harmonious society", turning them over and over in their minds.

Xie Yu was tired from squatting, so he took advantage of the opportunity and sat down on the ground when no one was paying attention.

Zhou Dalei caught this subtle movement from the corner of his eye: "Old Xie, you are lazy."

Xie Yu patted the ground beside him and said, "You sit too."

"..." Zhou Dalei hesitated for two seconds, then hesitated, "I dare not, I am afraid that he will let me log into my game account and throw away all the other equipment I have worked so hard on. My weak heart can't bear it." Such a blow."

Xie Yu: "Promise."

When the education was almost finished, the policeman wanted to check and accept his educational achievements. He cleared his throat twice in front of him, and then asked loudly in the posture of a military training instructor: "Let me ask you a question, everyone answer, what is a harmonious society? "

No one could answer.

I just listened to a lot of harmonious society, and I didn't say that I should focus on preparing for the test. I don't remember it, it would be good if I could listen to it while squatting.

"Yes Yes Yes……?"

The word "yes" was pronounced one after another, with ups and downs and emotions, and no one continued for a long time.

The policeman glanced at the group of people, and personally pointed them out to answer: "Where is that pacifist just now, do you know?"

He Zhao felt a little drowsy when he heard it, and squinted his eyes. After being called by name, he raised his head and looked forward: "Me?"

The policeman said, "It's you, you answer."

He Zhao didn't know what the topic was at all, looked around and no one planned to remind him, so he thought about it and replied, "I choose C."

"..."

Because of He Zhao's answer, the word count of everyone's review increased from [-] words to [-] words.

The environment for writing the review was particularly harsh, and they were not given a desk, so they were resolved on the spot.Xie Yu put the paper on his knees, with a little more force, the tip of the pen pierced a hole in the paper.

After writing a few lines, Xie Yu finally frowned impatiently when he reached the second page: "Fuck."

"Don't be impatient, friend, calm down." He Zhao was opposite Xie Yu, writing his self-criticism in a very strange posture, his handwriting was so crazy that it almost flew off, but he said calmly, "Life That's it, there are often many problems that you can't imagine, but we can overcome... Fuck! Get over a dick, is this paper so fragile, it will crack without pulling it."

Xie Yu raised his eyes and saw that the A4 paper that He Zhao was pressing down with his hands was mostly torn, and the content covered it made one wonder if he had learned Chinese before. Looking at that posture, he wished that a line of words could not be read. Connect together with a pen.

He Zhao pulled out another piece of paper and put it on the ground. A little brother next to him was also obviously impressed by his "good handwriting". He moved his head and stared at it for a long time, and then the little brother was amazed: "I said How do you write so fast, what the hell is this?"

He Zhao said, "Isn't he handsome?"

Xie Yu: "It's rare for you to have such confidence."

Zhou Dalei was bored writing, so he also came over to chat: "Hey, this handsome brother, I heard that you are their boss?"

He Zhao stopped and raised his head. His neckline was wide open, and there was a red string around his neck. Following the momentum, he pulled a piece of jade and drew it out. The jade pendant was simple in shape, just like a round safety clasp: "Boss? Not really, I met in an Internet cafe, and occasionally play games together."

Now that Ziwu is thrown away, everyone is not acquainted with each other, and they are sitting here sharing weal and woe, which can be called fate, but Zhou Dalei still couldn't help asking: "You also have a share in snatching Ziwu?"

"I don't have that much free time, I'm full, and I've been staying at the hidden boss resurrection spot for three days without sleep," He Zhao said again, "But buddy, I'm really sorry, I really came up with this idea, it was just a joke at the time, I didn't expect them to be so persistent."

Hearing that group of people said that they wanted the Pangu magic knife but couldn't beat the hidden boss, he said casually: Go grab it.

Unexpectedly, it really provided them with new ideas.

Zhou Dalei didn't quite understand: "—then you came out to provoke before the fight."

He Zhao said: "Since you guys want to fight, fight well, right? First of all, your atmosphere is not right. I'll come out and adjust it, friend, I really have no other intentions."

Zhou Dalei: "..." Why does this sound so strange.

Xie Yu: "Then thank you very much."

He Zhao: "You're welcome."

It was almost evening when the reviews were handed in, because one person wrote very slowly, and all the reviews had to be handed in before leaving, so those who finished writing first were waiting on the sidelines.

"A mere [-] words can knock you down, are you still a man?" He Zhao tried to point him out at first, but later admitted that this man is unteachable, "It's not enough to write a self-criticism, I was wrong, I deeply Recognize the mistake, I promise not to make it again next time, and then look forward to your future - write, I say you write."

Xie Yu stood by and watched coldly. It took others [-] words to finish writing, and this person wrote the beginning.He didn't talk as much as He Zhao, and the man almost cried with just one sentence: "Tell me, have you really finished the nine-year compulsory education?"

"..."

"It's all ready?" The policeman received the call again and went out to deal with some matters. He held the thick stack of self-criticism papers, flipped through them casually, and said, "Okay, that's it. You are first-time offenders, and the organization decided to give you a chance to rehabilitate. I hope this kind of thing will not happen again in the future. Regardless of whether you are a minor or not, you must be responsible for your actions."

Everyone chattered: "Yes, yes, thank you, Uncle Police."

"Not next time."

"We must always keep in mind the four core elements and eight basic points of a harmonious society."

"In this way, you stand in two rows as you did when you came here," the policeman said.

Zhou Dalei pondered, is this asking everyone to go out neatly together?It really is a place that pays attention to order.

Xie Yu and He Zhao stood facing each other according to their original positions—the man put on the mask again at some point, only his eyes were exposed.

After everyone stood up, the police dropped a bombshell, blowing them to pieces: "Our police station pursues love education, and based on the principle of love, we will take some targeted measures against you children who are fighting. For example, shaking hands, hugging each other, and saying "I love you my friend", so that you can truly understand the meaning of the four words of a harmonious society. Children, the world is beautiful and the world is full of love."

Xie Yu: "..."

He Zhao: "..."

Zhou Dalei: "...?!" The police in this jurisdiction are too perverted, right?

Seven in the evening.

Xie Yu was sitting in the Lanzhou ramen restaurant, looking at his phone while waiting for Zhou Dalei to eat his second order of ramen.

"I really, I don't dare to fight in this jurisdiction anymore," Zhou Dalei peeled off the onion and garlic with chopsticks, picked up the noodles and stuffed them into his mouth, speaking inarticulately, "I'm so fucking scared."

Xie Yu put down his phone: "We'll talk after you finish eating."

Zhou Dalei swallowed it whole, not afraid of the heat: "I, Lei Tsai, have been in the Jianghu for 16 years, and this is the first time I have met such a friend - I love you, my friend? Can you give the Jianghu youth a way out."

The noodle-eating Jianghu boy felt more and more miserable as he talked, and at the end, all his emotions were condensed into one sentence: "I don't accept anyone, I just accept that shameless brother in the bureau just now, how could he So skilled?"

Hearing that someone was shameless, Xie Yu's face turned blue.

Among all the people, He Zhao was the one with the least psychological burden and the fastest action.

He grabbed Xie Yu's hand quite naturally, hugged Xie Yu's shoulder sincerely, and read the seven words "I love you, my friend" with fullness and emotion, looking like a lost couple Brothers for many years.

It was already dark, and the wind suddenly blew in the evening, bringing some temperature down to the hot and dry sky.

"Actually, today's purple weapon, I really don't care about a piece of game equipment." Zhou Dalei's voice suddenly dropped, he put down his chopsticks, and said, "You know, I can't study well, I really read that textbook One and two are mostly fluff. My parents’ barbecue stall looks like nothing, and it’s really tiring to do, but what can I do? I can only play games, and I can play games, right? , selling game equipment... Boss Xie, do you think it is possible for me to become a professional e-sports player?"

Xie Yu didn't speak, but listened quietly.

"Forget it, I'll just talk casually. No matter how good you are at playing games, what kind of job is this?" Zhou Dalei took a tissue from the side, wiped his mouth, and then got up, "Let's go, it's getting late, hurry back, You came out this time and told your mother whether she should be anxious again. "

Zhou Dalei is usually a heartless person, if you don't know him, he is a typical ignorant bastard.

When I was in technical secondary school, I caught up with a girl I liked, and that girl happened to be in the second stage of middle school at the time. I thought it would be awesome to find a social friend. He said that he was really blind at the beginning.

But the Zhou Dalei that Xie Yu knew was not like this.

"Thunder."

"Ok?"

"Do you like playing games?"

"Like it."

"How do you feel about your strength?"

Zhou Dalei only thought that Xie Yu was chatting with him blindly, and said casually: "How about a thief?"

As a result, Zhou Dalei went far away and found that Xie Yu hadn't followed.

He turned his head and was about to shout, "What are you doing, can you go, catch the bus", when this good brother stood ten meters away and said to him, "I think you can do it."

Zhou Dalei was stunned.

Xie Yu smiled and said, "You're a scumbag."