Fake Slackers

It's too much to beat.

Listen to this reasonable tone.

The two teams immediately fought together, and the fight was so fierce that Zhou Dalei wished to take off his shirt and shirtless and burn the energy in his whole body, so that they would know what would happen if they angered him: "Snatch me Ziwu, grab me Ziwu, I will let you Steal my Ziwu!"

"I didn't rob, can this be called robbing? If you are inferior to others, you will be willing to bow down. Fuck your mother, don't slap your face!"

In the midst of the melee--

Xie Yu watched helplessly as the boy in the mask who stirred up the dispute just now and seemed to exude an old aura paddled in the water calmly, and left the battlefield after paddling. People found him slipping away quietly.

When he walked out of the melee circle, he even raised his hand to trim his hair.

Very image-conscious.

"..."

In the summer, this person was wearing long-sleeved trousers and a mask on his face, so he couldn't see his facial features clearly.

He obviously also wanted to go under the shade of the trees, and looked around, only the place where Xie Yu was standing was not sunny, so Xie Yu soon had another person beside him.

The mask is quite tall, half a head taller than Xie Yu.

He and Xie Yu stood side by side to watch the battle, and then took out a lollipop from his pocket, a pink, strawberry-flavored true knowledge stick.He peeled off the sugar coating several times. The temperature was too high, and the sugar melted a little. Xie Yu smelled a sweet and greasy smell in the air.

Then the man pulled off the mask, the black cloth was loosely wrapped around his chin, and he ate a lollipop for a while. After knowing it, I realized that the person standing beside me might also be a player from the opposite camp who came to beg for Ziwu.

Xie Yu held back for a while and said, "What are you looking at?"

He secretly stared at someone and was told directly. That person didn’t feel uncomfortable at all. He pulled the mask back on without changing his expression. His fingers hooked the edge of the fabric. The black fabric contrasted sharply with his fingers, and his complexion looked abnormal. De Bai: "Are you from them too?"

Xie Yu said, "So what."

The mask thought for a while and said, "Friend, do you have two tricks?"

The battle on the other side was brutal. To be honest, Xie Yu felt quite ashamed and didn't really want to fight: "My friend, I advise you to cherish life."

The mask folded the cuffs up in two, revealing a thin wrist: "Coincidentally, I like courting death."

After fighting for two rounds, Xie Yu had to admit that this guy was surprisingly good.

The fighting posture is extremely neat, done in one go, fast, ruthless, and accurate, and if you accidentally hit it, it will hurt from the flesh to the bone.

Xie Yu has been in the crowd since he was a child, and he was beaten a lot when he was a child. After he was ten years old, he was basically the only one who beat others, and he rarely felt the feeling of being suppressed.

But it was only for a moment. After Xie Yu tripped the mask with a trick, the battlefield between the two turned to the ground.The mask slowed down for a while before it fixed Xie Yu's arm. He wanted to get up from under Xie Yu, but Xie Yu lifted his knee and pushed it against his stomach.

"Wait a minute—" said the mask, "do you know what the surface temperature is today?"

Although the high temperature has been on red alert for the past few days, people are doing poached egg experiments on the ground every day.

Xie Yu wants to say that you are not so delicate as a big man, right?

At the moment when Xie Yu was in awe, the mask directly pressed him and turned over, and the two of them switched positions instantly, and the mask raised his eyebrows—his eye sockets were deep, the distance between his eyebrows and eyes was narrow, and his eyes were deep.

He leaned very close, put one hand on Xie Yu's neck, and said, "It's very warm, feel it."

"I feel your uncle."

The two failed to compete on the ground a few times.

Xie Yu felt that his body suddenly became lighter, and when he looked again, the mask climbed up from him extremely quickly, patted the ashes on his clothes and pants, then reached out to him, pulled him up, and suddenly started talking nonsense Yu: "...My friend, why are you so careless? You can fall on flat ground. Be careful when you walk. How can I rest assured that you will go to the park alone when you are like this."

Xie Yu really couldn't understand this operation: "Are you an idiot?"

The mask said: "You are an idiot."

After talking about the mask, he shouted to the opposite side: "Shut up-don't hit me, the note is here."

At this time, Xie Yu vaguely heard the sound of a police car, and then he saw five or six heavily armed police officers getting out of the car one by one across the road, pointing to the front across the road and shouting: "Squat down! Hold your head Don't move! Gather a crowd to fight! You are very courageous, ah!"

The two of them were a little far away from the battlefield where the crowd gathered to fight, and the masks reacted quickly. Before the police got out of the car, they pulled Xie Yu to stand up. fish.

The mask was placed on Xie Yu's shoulders, and the two of them looked like a pair of good brothers who went to the park at 10:30 in the morning: "You are welcome, my ears are better. In this way, let's make a confession, what do you think?" What kind of identity do I want? I have already figured it out for myself, I am just an innocent person who came to the park for a walk to digest after eating too much breakfast."

Xie Yu said indifferently, "I'm too lazy to talk to you."

Face mask:"……"

Xie Yu said again: "Are you afraid of the police when you come out to fight?"

"It's not that I'm afraid," the mask shrugged and said indifferently, "It's just that it's troublesome."

Originally, the two of them should have been lucky enough to watch the police leave with a dozen or so people under pressure, but they are not as good as the sky.

One of the buddies with poor mental quality collapsed. He looked left and right, but he didn't find his elder brother. He turned his head and saw that the elder brother was standing under the tree, so he panicked and yelled like a chicken looking for its mother. One voice: "—Brother Chao!"

"..."

He Zhao really had [-] curse words in his heart.

Xie Yu: "Brother Zhao? You?"

He Zhao said, "Will you believe me when I say I'm not?"

Xie Yu broke He Zhao's hand on his shoulder, and the scene of brotherly love ended. He immediately turned his back on him and said, "You should ask the police if they believe it or not."

Of course the police don't believe it.

I would rather kill by mistake than let it go, in short, catch it back first.

The policeman stood in front of the two of them, looking at this and that, not sure which "Brother Chao" was for a moment: "Brother Zhao? Who is it?"

He Chao took the initiative to claim the name of his walking rivers and lakes: "I, it's me. My surname is He Mingchao, Zhuo Yuechao."

Before Xie Yu had time to save himself, he distanced himself from them, and heard the person next to him who had just pulled him up from the ground and wanted to make a confession with him introduce to the police: "Uncle policeman, he is the target of my fight. "

Xie Yu: "..." I really thank you.

"Take them away together, and take them all back to me!"

in the police station.

There were too many of them, seventeen or eighteen people lined up to walk in, a long line like walking on a red carpet, and after reaching the designated place, they were divided into two lines, squatting down facing each other and holding their heads, especially like the one shown on TV. criminals.

Zhou Dalei still felt that it was a bit new, and pushed Xie Yu with his elbow: "Old Xie, do you think we look like drug dealers now? This kind of treatment - I have only seen it on TV. Thinking about it this way, the police comrades in Heishui Town Kind, at least give me a stool to sit on."

Xie Yu: "You still want to sit on a stool? Just think about it."

He Zhao squatted opposite Xie Yu, couldn't hold back, and laughed.

The policeman sitting in the middle of the conference table knocked on the table: "What are you doing, you think you're here for a tea party? And you, what are you laughing at, why are you still wearing this thing on your face? You know how embarrassing you are." , Pick it up for me."

He Zhao took off his mask cooperatively: "No, I'm allergic to ultraviolet rays."

"Then you are also very hard-working and come out to fight."

He Zhao said: "No way, for the sake of the tribe. In fact, I am a peace lover, and I don't like fighting and killing."

Zhou Dalei elbowed Xie Yu again, and he couldn't hold it back, "Fuck, you're so handsome."

Xie Yu: "Zhou Dalei, do you think it's appropriate for you to squat in the prison and commit a nympho to a man?"

He Zhao heard it, and replied in a good mood, "Brother, you are handsome too."

Zhou Dalei laughed out loud, thinking that this guy was a bit interesting: "Hey, are you a mixed race? You look a bit foreign."

Although the person in front of him was squatting, his aura remained unabated.The hairstyle is clean and neat, most of the forehead is exposed, the bridge of the nose is high, the eyes are narrow and long, and the double eyelids are deep. When looking at others, those eyes seem to be talking, unfathomable, dangerous and loose.

"I am a mixed race from eight countries. My ancestors lived in Europe for three generations, and later developed in Southeast Asia. My father is Arab, and my mother is French." Seeing the expression on Zhou Dalei's face becoming more and more admirable, He Zhao paused and said incredulously , "...Do you believe this too? I am Chinese, purebred, not mixed."

Seeing that the two were about to overcome their hatred and establish a friendship, the police finally cut to the point and killed this friendship in the cradle: "Who of you can tell me what's going on? Why are you fighting?"

Zhou Dalei immediately jumped up: "Because they robbed me! My Ziwu, that is my courage and faith!"

The police signaled him to stop: "Ziwu? Still grabbing things?"

Xie Yu got a headache when he heard it, and he felt a little ashamed about what happened next.

Sure enough, Zhou Dalei said seriously: "It's a precious sword that Pangu used when he created the world. It has 999+ defense value and attack power. With it, I can rule the world and sell it for money. The most important thing is to sell it." money."

"We didn't steal it," another group of people were unhappy, and said one after another, "How can this be said to be stolen, the Pangu sword fell on the ground, and there was no name written on it."

The police suspected that they had caught a group of psychopaths.

In order to restore the true motives for the fight and gain a deeper understanding of the ins and outs of the incident, several police officers downloaded the online game "Genesis".

This ins and outs make people laugh and cry.

They said it was a brawl, and no one was injured, and when the police arrived, they had already stopped, and they didn't see any hot scenes.

"Whose hand is the Pangu Divine Sword?"

Someone raised his hand: "I, here I am."

The police had a sentencing standard in mind: "You log into your account."

"It's on, it's in my backpack, the purple one, yes..."

Then the policeman took the mouse, and in the right-click property, clicked [Discard].

"I want to tell you that in the face of a harmonious society, the Pangu Magic Knife is nothing at all." The policeman turned around righteously, facing a group of "criminal teenagers" who were about to cry without tears, and said emotionally, "No matter how precious it is , can the peace of the motherland be valued more?"

Zhou Dalei: "...!?"

Xie Yu: "..."

He Zhao: "..."