Fake Slackers

Gu Xuelan entered the room a few steps later, took off her shawl and asked the servant, "Is dinner ready?"

The servant took it: "It's been prepared according to your instructions. It's all the second youngest's favorite food. Do you want to use it now?"

Gu Xuelan's high-heeled shoes stepped on the marble floor, and the chandelier was dazzling, reflecting on the ground, as if stepping on light.She took two steps forward, then stopped, stepped back, turned a corner and walked in the opposite direction, and said, "Go upstairs and call him."

Xie Yu was in the bathroom, drenched all over, water fell from the top of his head along his hair, and the hot air kept hitting the surrounding glass doors.

The phone buzzed and vibrated by the sink.

He closed his eyes, washed the last bit of foam off his body, and heard two knocks on the door, followed by the servant's cautious and restrained voice, which came through the door panel muffledly: "Second Young Master, dinner is ready."

"I have no appetite."

"This... but madam has already..."

Xie Yu opened his eyes and repeated again: "I have no appetite, I can't eat."

Ah Fang has only been in Zhong's house for two years, which is not a long time, and she is still trembling in everything she says and does, for fear of making mistakes.She hadn't seen anyone when she came, but she had heard a lot of gossip about the Zhong family.

It was said that Mrs. Zhong committed suicide and died. After a few years, Boss Zhong brought another woman back home.No one knows the three words Gu Xuelan, and when they came, they even brought an oil bottle, one big and one small.This woman sat on Mrs. Zhong's throne, sitting still, no matter how others laughed, she didn't fall off.

I'm sorry for the young master of the Zhong family, without his mother, and watching others enter the house like this.

When she went back to report, she didn't know what to say, she stood by the dining table with her head down, and didn't say a word for a long time.

Seeing her look, Gu Xuelan knew everything. She picked up the chopsticks, but she didn't know if she really didn't care as much as she said: "Whether you like to eat or not, when he is hungry...you go down first. "

Xie Yu put on his clothes, his hair was still dripping, and wanted to see how the mysterious game was being downloaded, but when he picked it up, it was full of WeChat message notifications. Looking around, he couldn't find the progress bar of the downloading game at all.

A group chat called "Don't always fight and kill" pushes 99+ messages.

[Prince of Barbecue Stall Lei]: My day, he'd better be sensible, let me meet again, and hit him once I see him.

[Lei Zi's Father]: Good son!Have boldness!

[Leizi His Mother]: He was beaten until he couldn't get up, and he stinks for several months. He really regards himself as a big brother.

……

Zhou Dalei's family is really tidy.

Xie Yu scrolled up, and the content was similar with minor differences.

Although Brother Hu has already been dealt with by everyone, he still has to flog his corpse in the group chat of the people in Heishui Street.

Heishui Street has been developing over the years, people come and go, and many new residents have moved in.These are the neighbors in the old neighborhood more than ten years ago. There are dozens of people who know each other like a family.

Lei Zi used to complain to him a lot before, but since he started this group, he has lost all his privacy.

Skipping class secretly to go to an Internet cafe, the owner of the Internet cafe said with a grin, "The world is as big as you have the guts. I appreciate that your guts are different from other kids." A high-definition close-up and Aite's father Lei's mother, and attached a text: Your son didn't go to class and ran out to play games!

Lei's father and Lei's mother immediately dropped their work at the stall, rushed into the Internet cafe, and chased Lei Zi down for three whole streets.

Xie Yu was wiping his hair with a towel, when he was suddenly hit by someone.

[Barbecue Stand Prince·Lei]: @XY, don't you think, after thinking about it all night, I still feel that it's too cheap, that idiot.

This has to involve him, the topic is endless.Xie Yu typed a few words casually.

[XY]: Don't get involved with me, I'm a good citizen.

[Barbecue Stand Prince Lei]: ...

[Barbecue Stand Prince Lei]: You really have a face, why don't you think that you are a good citizen when you hit someone? !

Title King is installed successfully.

Xie Yu was more interested in this topic king, so he ended the topic neatly: I don't want to talk about the barbecue prince with you, I went to play games.

The two people's understanding of the word "game" is obviously different. Zhou Dalei also likes to play, whether it is Lianliankan or League of Legends, he is quite fraternal and never picky.He is really talented in the game. He was able to show off his power in Heishui Street in the past because he was the strongest king that no one else could beat.

So the prince of the barbecue stall immediately regained his spirits, chatted with Xie Yu privately and asked: What game is it, the new Chicken King Battle?Let's play black together!

[XY]: No.

[XY]: Don't ask, you can't do it.

[XY]: You can't play.

Three consecutive indifference.

crit.

[Barbecue Stand Prince Lei]: Don't say no to men, just say it, if you have the guts to say it, the eldest brother will make you into the top ten of the rankings in minutes.

Zhou Dalei stubbed out the cigarette, ready to face the battle between men, but when he saw the game interface intercepted by Xie Yu—if it could still be called a game, he suddenly felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and he was in a daze. In a trance, shaking his hands, he withdrew the harsh words he had just said.

Then he pressed the voice button and said back, "What the hell is this!"

Hell Olympiad, Huanggang Zhenti, Fanhua English, Encyclopedia of Physics and Chemistry... Maybe it is poisonous.

"Is this a game? Can this be a game? What misunderstanding do you have about the game?" Zhou Dalei was riddled with holes in his heart and was extremely hurt. In the end, he could only ask from the depths of his soul, "Is it fun?!"

[XY]: I don’t know, it should be okay.

[Barbecue Stand Prince Lei]: ...

There are no more than [-] online players in the title king's hegemony.

After entering, there is a random test paper test, and only after obtaining a certain amount of points can you enter the second round: brushing questions and one-on-one PK.

This game also has a small speaker function. There is a small box in the lower left corner that scrolls the screen to promote communication between players.But the content of this exchange...

The "top ten in grade" said to the "English class representative": Let's compare calculus, and I will definitely return this shame to you.

The "English class representative" said to the "top ten in grade": Si Ting is missing.Interesting? If you have the skill, why not memorize more English words?Your English, with all due respect, you can't master the eight-level vocabulary proficiently. There is no future if the vocabulary only stays at the fourth level. You should reflect on yourself.

"The beauty of Chinese culture": What English to recite, when you are tired, come to the ocean of Chinese culture to recuperate, classical Chinese PK, custom, double experience, room 24008, waiting for a destined person.

"I love learning": Please answer the No.13 question of volume B. Is zero or minus one the final solution?Is the restriction of this function given incorrectly?

"Study, study, study is the only thing in my life": a set of limited edition "Sprinting for the college entrance examination-the most worthwhile mock test paper" to celebrate the [-]th anniversary of the resumption of the college entrance examination at a high price. I can't buy it in all bookstores. I can't do it. I can't even eat after this set of test papers, and I lost [-] catties. I feel too uncomfortable. The sprint college entrance examination series is my favorite test paper. How can I not start with the limited edition! ! !

……

Xie Yu happened to be the 390th registered player, and this game was really cool. The system excitedly welcomed him with a small announcement for 2 minutes, and eagerly looked forward to the future for this player: Traveling in the ocean, striving to build a beautiful new China, Tsinghua University and Peking University are beckoning to you.

Xie Yu went in and made a set of test papers.

The system is still rolling: welcome [jsdhwdmaX] to join the family of King of Questions!

At that time, these online players didn't know that this user name was like a newcomer who rolled his face on the keyboard, and it would cause a bloodbath throughout the rest of the holiday.

Zhou Dalei also made a set of test questions. Don’t hit the south wall and don’t look back. There are only two crooked dog crawling fonts written in the answer area of ​​each question: No.

The results are obvious.

He clicked the submit button in the upper right corner, but was told that the score was too low and he was not eligible to enter the game hall.

Zhou Dalei almost dropped his phone: Discrimination!Discriminate against poor students!Why break a few games, I am the king of the e-sports world, even won't let me enter the game lobby?If you can’t do it, you can’t do it, what’s wrong if you can’t do it, at least I’m honest!

So Xie Yu finished the test and came out, and received more than a dozen WeChat messages from the barbecue prince.

-brute!

-How can it be solved? Is this a problem made by people?

- Complain, I'm going to complain!

……

Xie Yu flicked his finger on the screen a few times, organized his words and was about to click send, when Zhou Dalei sent another sentence: How many points do you have?

How many points?

Xie Yu leaned his back against the edge of the bed, sat on the carpet, and deleted the words he just typed bit by bit.

[XY]: Similar to you.

[XY]: Junk game, uninstalled.

Zhou Dalei, with a cigarette in his mouth, squatted beside the box thinking about life. He wore an apron around his waist, on which was written "Fang Baolai sunflower oil" in red artistic characters. It looked like a big sale in a supermarket to promote buy two get one free.

He was not bad-looking, with a well-rounded appearance, a bit ruffian, but a little dark.At this time squatting is more like a hooligan.

Zhou's mother passed by with a plate, seeing him like this, she couldn't get angry, and kicked up, Zhou Dalei's ass was kicked firmly: "What are you doing squatting! The lamb is roasted?"

"Go right now go right away."

Zhou Dalei quickly stood up, he walked two steps, he didn't know what to think of, then turned back and said: "Wait a minute, Mom, I want to ask you something."

Zhou's mother is kind and kind: "I don't know, I have no money, but I have loved."

"Can you be more serious? I want to ask you that, do you remember when you were in junior high school, Xie Yu got good grades and represented our street in a math competition and won a prize. And when he was young, he played Rubik's Cube and closed his eyes. You can turn your eyes, but it's awesome..."

Zhou's mother put the dirty dishes in the pool: "What's the matter, your mother and I got full marks in the exams when I was a child, but I was not caught in the same way later. There are still people with long disabilities, such as you, you see Look at you now."

Zhou Dalei tried to grasp the looming thought in his mind: "No—Mom, I really don't think so...and what's wrong with me now? I think I'm pretty handsome."

"You're so handsome, show me those messy colors on the top of your head first." Mother Zhou began to educate, "Nowadays, children are playful and smart. It depends on how much effort they put into their studies. Let’s talk about that Ajie on the next street, his grades were a mess before, but after he was discharged from the hospital, he improved by more than 100 points in the mock exam. I think you also need a car accident to clear your mind and know how to play games all day long... "

"..."

"Twenty skewers of mutton, right? I'll go right away."

The author has something to say: He Zhao: May I ask when can I come out to meet my wife?