Fake Slackers

Public Security Bureau of Heishui Town, City B.

"Xie Yu guardian?"

"I'm his mother." Gu Xuelan stood in the police station obviously a little embarrassed, "Is he all right, is he injured? How much for medical expenses? Whatever is fine, as long as he can be released immediately."

Without even raising her head, the policewoman deftly pulled out a piece of paper from the folder on her right and slapped it on the table: "That's another story, fill out the form first."

After a while, when the female policeman finished her work, she put the cap on her pen, raised her head and said, "Your son is very powerful. One person beats five people, and all the beatings are hidden wounds, no. You can’t even see it when you go to the hospital.”

Gu Xuelan was stiff all over, not knowing what expression to put on.

The policewoman looked her up and down, and asked casually, "Aren't you local?"

Gu Xuelan said: "We... are from City A."

Xie Yu's fight this time was not considered serious. Although the little brothers who called the police kept saying how their elder brother was bullied, pinned to the ground and beaten violently, the policemen in charge of taking notes were all suspicious.

They had received countless calls to the police, and this was the first time they encountered this kind of "victim": colorful chicken nest heads, earrings and nose rings, a smell of cigarettes all over their bodies, and domineering left green dragon and right white tiger tattoos on their arms.Especially through the ID card numbers they gave themselves, it was found out that they were delinquent youths with several criminal records.

"What you said is true?"

"It's true, it's absolutely true, our elder brother can't stand up yet."

Then they turned their eyes to the hideous-looking man on the sofa in the lounge with a golden "dog leash" around his neck. The man clutched his stomach and kept wailing: "It hurts to death, ouch!" Hey...you bullied an honest person, why are children like this...it hurts, it hurts to speak."

"..."

Gu Xuelan filled out the form and signed her name in the lower right corner.

The female policeman said: "Okay, you can wait here, your son hasn't finished interrogating yet."

Gu Xuelan clenched her handbag tightly, she didn't want to stay here any longer: "The interrogation is not over yet?" After receiving the call, she immediately rushed over from City A, a full two-hour drive.

The policewoman glanced at her: "The statements of both parties are inconsistent."

In the waiting room.

Xie Yu repeated for the third time: "I didn't hit him."

In these not too long or short two hours, Brother Hu experienced the unpredictability of life, and also felt what it's like to fuck.The kid in front of him who just entered high school taught him a lesson - what is shameless.

He was sitting opposite Xie Yu. The long table was quite wide. He slapped his palm on the table and roared at the top of his voice, as if he was about to knock off the roof: "—Fuck you! The police! He lied!"

The policeman is not easy to mess with. Working in the jurisdiction of Heishui Street, no matter how gentle his temper is, his temper has been worn out: "What the fuck, sit up for me, what does it look like! If you can't do it, get out of here , did I let you speak?"

Brother Hu reluctantly sat back.

The policeman turned his head to look at the "weak boy" opposite Brother Hu, and lowered his voice a little: "Xie Yu, right? Don't be afraid, with us here, he won't dare to do anything to you."

Xie Yu said timidly and politely, "Thank you, Uncle Policeman."

Brother Hu was so angry that he wanted to jump over the table and rush in front of him, tearing off the man's hypocritical mask: "Stop fucking acting, I am the one who was beaten, and I am the victim!"

The policeman patted the table with the folder: "If you keep making noise, get out! Look at how you scare the children!"

Xie Yu shivered quite cooperatively, pretending to be frightened by the underworld. Although his acting skills were not distracting, the effect was remarkable.

False, all false!You are blind!

Brother Hu was roaring in his heart.

What kind of monster is this man!Are you so good at wearing sheep's clothing at such a young age!

This mother is obviously a wolf!

It was almost dark when Xie Yu went out, so he didn't take any responsibility, it was perfect.

Under the fueling and jealousy of the aunts in the wholesale market, Brother Hu was convicted of the crime, and the wounds on his body were also determined to be "whoever beat him, who knows where". He had to pay 500 yuan and wrote A letter of guarantee, a profound review, and vowed not to trouble the people of Heishui Street again, to change their minds, and to be a new man.

Brother Hu pouted, lying on the table, with a Xinhua dictionary in hand, and looked in the dictionary for words he couldn't write. They didn't let him write pinyin.

It can be said to be an extremely humiliating experience in life.

When Xie Yu walked out, he was stopped by Brother Hu.

The policeman held a baton in his hand and was on guard all the way. He warned sharply, "Chen Xionghu! What are you trying to do again?"

"I don't do anything, you put me on the sidelines? What can I do, I just want to talk to him." After finishing speaking, Brother Hu stared at Xie Yu, and asked unwillingly, "...Which path are you on? "

Xie Yu stopped in his tracks, and looked at him with a complicated look that was collectively called a fool.

Brother Hu asked again, unwilling to let go: "Which path are you on?!" He felt that the social forces behind this person were unfathomable, and he had to know which god he had offended this time, and he would die. You have to die to understand.

Under Brother Hu's scorching gaze, Xie Yu opened his mouth slowly: "Me? I'm following the path of Chinese socialism."

Brother Tiger: "..."

A familiar silver-white Bentley was parked in front of the police station. Gu Xuelan was sitting in the car, and she could faintly see her profile from outside the window.

Xie Yu got into the car: "Mom."

Gu Xuelan did not speak.

Xie Yu continued: "Actually, you don't need to come here today, I know how it will end."

That Brother Hu, he knew from the very beginning that this person was bluffing, and a real ruthless character would not proudly talk about "I have been in prison" all day long, let alone take advantage of the fact that Guangzhou Trade Center has no talent dare to come over.In the end, he was stupid enough to call the police.

There was silence in the air, and after the car drove for a while, Gu Xuelan said, "You still know that I am your mother? What are you doing here when you have nothing to do? In the end, the police said that you didn't beat the man... you must have done it. "

Xie Yu leaned back and said in an indifferent tone: "I beat you, do you think I've embarrassed you?"

Gu Xuelan's hand was holding the edge of the plush car mat, her knuckles were protruding, she paused and said harshly, "Yes, I'm ashamed! If you know it's embarrassing, don't do such embarrassing things all the time!"

The driver sighed in front, and said to the rescue: "Second Young Master, don't talk back to Madam, Madam has been worrying about you on the way here, afraid that something will happen to you, whether there is something good or bad."

Xie Yu wanted to say, don't call me the second young master, I am not the second young master of your Zhong family.

Every time he heard these two words, he felt uncomfortable all over, as if he was forced to wear an ill-fitting dress, strangled his neck, and couldn't breathe.

Gu Xuelan calmed down and changed the subject: "I've found a few make-up teachers for you. From tomorrow until the start of school, don't go anywhere. Stay at home and study hard. You know what level you are at with your current grades."

Xie Yu said: "No need, my grades are just like that, don't waste your time."

Gu Xuelan: "You refuse to arrange for you to go abroad, stay in the country and watch what you do all day. A puddle of mud, the paste can't be pasted on the wall, tell me what you want to do?!"

The car slowly drove into the underground garage. This is a private villa, surrounded by green mountains and green waters. It rained a few days ago, and the water mist has not dissipated yet, and the dampness hits the face.

Xie Yu opened the door and got out of the car, and replied: "I know my own affairs well."

Gu Xuelan was so annoyed by his attitude, the driver persuaded him: "The rebellious period, boy or not, is inevitable. The sharp edges and corners are so sharp. My children used to be like this. Just get over it and be sensible. .”

Sitting in the car, Gu Xuelan rubbed her temples, unable to speak.

——It’s awesome, thank you boss, you agreed to come and see me, and you’ve been involved in the game. I’m so fucking moved.

——Have you come out of the prison, do you want your buddies to come and get you?

The sender is Lei Zi.

Xie Yu looked down at the text message while entering the room.

He was busy changing clothes and didn't have time to type, so he made a phone call directly.

At this point, Lei Zi should still be helping out at the barbecue stand.

Sure enough, after the call was connected, what came to my ears was not Lei Zi's voice, but someone who said "Ten more skewers of lamb".

"Here we come, ten skewers of mutton at table three."

After Lei Zi finished speaking, he pulled his apron, stooped and slipped out the back door: "Thank you boss, are you okay? Are you home? I rely on this situation to get in as soon as I say it, and my temper has been like a day for ten years."

Xie Yu just took off his T-shirt and left his upper body bare: "What can I do, by the way, you find someone to keep an eye on that dog brother, I'm afraid he will trouble Aunt Mei again."

"Brother Dog?" Lei Zi pondered for a while, then came to his senses, "You mean that Brother Hu?"

Xie Yu: "It's almost the same."

Lei Zi: "That's a little bit worse."

Lei Zi asked again: "You used to be like this all the time. You can't remember other people's names. Do you remember my name?"

Xie Yu: "Zhou Dalei, you must be sick."

"Just remember it as long as you remember it. I always feel that with your pissing nature, you might really be able to forget it."

Lei Zi found a small plastic stool, sat there, took out a Chinese root from his pocket, put it in his mouth and continued: "Where does Aunt Mei need my protection, she can cover me. I can at most be a barbecue stand Little prince, she is the famous sister of Heishui Street."

Xie Yu noticed that there was obviously something more in his words: "What?"

"You left early, you didn't know that Aunt Mei found someone and stripped him of all his property. It's just nonsense that he has been in jail and killed people. He just stole things and was arrested by the owner on the spot. Live... I don't think he can get along in Heishui Street anymore, the protection fee in this area is not so easy to collect."

Xie Yu put his phone on the bed, ready to change his pants.

As Lei Zi talked, he didn't know if it was because he was smoking too lonely. He suddenly felt emotional: "I think of the time when my brothers and I were together. It was so good at that time. But I am also happy for you. The Zhong family is here. City A is notoriously poor, and the branch office has opened to City B, and your mother can bring you to marry in... You don’t have to worry about food and clothing, and you don’t have to hide from debts like before.”

Xie Yu didn't take off his pants, let go of his hands, and fell on the bed.The chandelier is dazzlingly bright, and I don't know whether I am asking others or myself: "Really?"

Lei Zi was too noisy at the other end, so he didn't hear what he said at all. He took a last puff of cigarette, stood up and said, "Thank you, boss, I won't chat with you anymore. Table [-] has started to urge you. Damn, there is a kind of smashing table. , be careful that I take out the charcoal and hit him in the face..."

Call dropped.

Xie Yu lay on the bed in a daze.

It took me a while to scratch my hair, and I was about to get up to take a shower, when I found a small hard square from my trouser pocket, and found out it was a leaflet—that flamboyant yellow advertisement that I didn't have time to throw away.

Unexpectedly, what it was going to promote next was not some naked chat software, because he caught a glimpse of four bold and large black fonts at the bottom of the flyer: Question King Fighting for Hegemony.

Xie Yu raised his brows, feeling that this kind of trickery is very novel.

He flipped the flyer over.

The reverse side reads: Here are the latest and most complete Mathematical Olympiad questions, the most thrilling fight in the arena, the number of questions covers all subjects in Chinese, mathematics, English, physics and chemistry, and hundreds of professors carefully compiled the questions to give you an unexpected trap experience. There is no hardest but only Harder.

Will you be the title king we have been waiting for?

God is not mysterious!Sting is not exciting!good brother~ ah~ come on~

Xie Yu: "..."