Fake Slackers

It happened to be a physical education class in the afternoon, so Luo Wenqiang said: "I'm sorry, I was too excited at the moment, so let's talk about it in physical education class. Anyone who is interested in participating can contact me at any time."

Xie Yu was a light sleeper, and faintly heard someone talking, but couldn't hear clearly.

When the class was about to start, Wu Zheng passed by their class on the way and handed over the homework to the class representative. The class representative handed out the homework all by flying, flying so vigorously that no one else wanted to help him share it.

"Xie, Xie Yu..." The class representative said the name silently, then raised his head, and instantly locked onto the target.

In the next second, the exercise book hit Xie Yu's head.

"..."

Xie Yu opened his eyes.

The class representative made a "sorry" gesture, Xie Yu didn't say anything, didn't look at it, and stuffed the exercise book into the drawer casually.

He Zhao was sitting on the side with his head down, playing with his mobile phone. He was wearing earphones, and the earphone cable was pulled out of his pocket.

The class representative sent it to He Chao and called out, "Brother Chao!"

He Zhao cooperatively raised his hand to 'catch the ball', and after receiving it, he said something in English: "Wow, nice."

"Are you awake?" After He Zhao received the exercise book, he looked sideways at Xie Yu and asked, "...how about your homework?"

Xie Yu said, "What are you doing?"

He Zhao made enough food and clothing by himself, leaned over to Xie Yu's place, and looked in the drawer of his desk: "I'll just take a look."

Xie Yu didn't stop him, and didn't hit him on the head with anything. He reached out and took out the exercise book and patted it on his desk: "Take it to pay homage, get out of here."

In the homework of both he and He Zhao, there were not a few big red ticks from the beginning to the end.

He Zhao flipped through the few questions left by last weekend, and made sure that Xie Yu didn't solve any of them. He closed them with satisfaction, and put them back for him: "I feel relieved when I see you."

Xie Yu was still lying on his stomach, half of his face was covered by his sleeves, only a pair of eyes were exposed, and all the hot air from his exhaled hit the fabric of his sleeves, he looked like some kind of animal, and he really wanted someone to reach out and rub it, of course Before kneading, you have to be prepared to be scratched to death: "What the hell?"

He Zhao pointed to the line of writing on the blackboard, which was Wu Zheng's handwriting, which was upright and majestic.

——A certain two classmates who made all the mistakes in their homework, see each other in physical education class and in the office.

"..."

"While you were sleeping," He Zhao still couldn't hold back, stretched out his hand and rubbed it, "Life is like this, with endless surprises."

Xie Yu didn't care too much, and said "Oh".In fact, it is still very cold, from expression to voice, 360 five degrees of indifference without dead ends.But He Zhao felt that he was probably possessed, or maybe it was because Xie Yu's hair was too soft, he actually felt that the killer just woke up a little bit obediently.

He Zhao said again, "Don't worry, you still have me."

Xie Yu said "Oh" and couldn't go down.

This notice on the blackboard has been hung up for two whole classes. Although it is used as a reference, everyone knows it well.

Wanda is ready to move: "Will you bet or not?"

Liu Cunhao: "Is there any need to gamble, some two, who else could it be?"

Xu Qingqing: "Can you still find a third person in our class who got all the homework wrong?"

Xie Yu glanced at He Zhao's homework, and found that this person had copied the title, and left "solution" and "colon" on the left side in a very chic way, and then there was nothing else.

"Didn't you find someone to write it for you?" Xie Yu stuffed his own copy back into the drawer and asked casually, "Is this how I'll write it for you?"

He Zhao said, "I didn't find it. Thanks to you reminding me, I found that there is no one in this world who can write such handsome characters except myself. Look at my majestic pen, this succession..."

Xie Yu interrupted without mercy: "It's useless to boast about shit."

"Ding Lianghua, can you run sprints and relays, okay? I heard about your heroic deeds. You are very explosive... and girls, I don't know much about the girls' situation. Sister Qing, do me a favor and go to the statistics Let me know if there are any girls who want to participate."

In physical education class, Luo Wenqiang and Liu Cunhao sat in a circle on the playground. Luo Wenqiang stuffed three pens in his trouser pocket, and took out one to Xu Qingqing after speaking: "There are also group events for the whole class, such as tug-of-war, this I'll take the time to talk to you about my skills. For long-distance running, I'll go to brother Yu... Hey, where are they?"

Luo Wenqiang said that he only found out now that the two long-distance runners whom he appointed last week had disappeared.

Wanda: "You just found out that the two of them have been called to the math teacher's office."

Liu Cunhao added: "These two long-distance runners did all their homework wrong."

Luo Wenqiang rubbed the back of his head: "Huh? I was so excited when I got the notice of the sports meeting, I didn't pay attention..."

Two long-distance runners are dying in the teacher's office.

"You two, take your homework, find a seat for yourself, and when you know when to go to PE class." Wu Zheng continued to bow his head to approve the homework after finishing speaking, "You guys are really good, but there is one thing I want to praise you for. At least you don't copy your homework, and stick to your bottom line."

He Zhao said, "It's too much, too much."

Wu Zheng didn't expect He Chao to be so thick-skinned, and the hand that approved the homework paused: "You really think I'm praising you?!"

Xie Yu took over the homework, dragged He Chao away, and explained for his deskmate, "I didn't take any medicine when I went out today."

"I need to take some medicine," Wu Zheng said, "I'm very sick."

There were not many teachers left in the office. Old Tang went to the Chinese class next door, and the seat happened to be vacant, and the seats of other teachers were not convenient, so the two of them sat by Old Tang's side to write questions.

I didn't notice it a few times before, Tang Sen raised several pots of small plants on the seat, and used sticky notes to post their names and precautions such as watering once a few days. The thought can be said to be very delicate. .

He Zhao raised his hand and pinched the corner of a post-it note in front of him, and read out the name of the pot of succulent: "...Xiao Cui?"

Xie Yu: "..."

"Is it scary for middle-aged people to choose names? Isn't this breed Ji Yulu?" He Chao put his homework book under his elbow, not thinking about writing any questions at all. "At least he is also a Chinese teacher, Xiaocui?"

Xie Yu looked up and saw that there were many photos under the glass plate on Tang Sen's desk, all of which were from the classes he had taken over the years.

"What are you looking at?" He Zhao asked.

Xie Yu wanted to say that he was looking for last year's graduation photos, but felt that it was boring to say such words, so he continued to write the question without saying anything.

There was a desk between the two of them. After talking for a while, He Zhao secretly moved a stool closer, moved closer, and finally stopped by Xie Yu's side. Did you understand that question?"

Xie Yu took a pen and asked, "What do you think?"

"I think I understand," He Zhao said, "I really understand this time."

A few questions were not difficult. Wu Zheng gave one-on-one tutoring, from the formula to the steps.

Fortunately, He Zhao understood what he said this time. He no longer thought he understood it. It was probably because he wanted to go to physical education class too urgently. His IQ got a temporary boost. Xie Yu also relaxed a little bit of his demands on himself. The two of them spent almost half a class time, barely "figuring out" the topic.

"Here we come, sports committee, your long-distance runner is here," Wanda said with sharp eyes, seeing He Chao and Xie Yu from a distance, "The hope of our whole village, ah no, our whole class is here. "

"What is the hope of the whole village?" He Zhao walked over and saw all the second and third classes of high school sitting in a big circle on the playground. He sat down too, patted the plastic floor and said, "Old Xie ,sit."

"Long-distance running, 3000 meters, no one in our class wants to run long-distance running."

"Fill in," He Chao waved his hand, quite generously, "Your brother Chao's name, you can fill in whatever you want."

Wanda: "Niubao."

Liu Cunhao: "Strong!"

Luo Wenqiang looked at Xie Yu after asking, Xie Yu said nonchalantly, "Whatever you want."

These two words are simply the most gentle words Luo Wenqiang has ever heard—from Xie Yu's mouth, he was so moved that he wanted to cry: "Okay, then I'll fill it out, you two will sign up for a long-distance race first, and then... Let me see, push-ups, push-ups, okay?"

The sports meeting will be held for two days, which means that classes will be suspended for two days.

Although everyone didn't love sports so much, they were very interested in suspending classes for two days.

"The class next door seems to have ordered a uniform uniform for walking in the phalanx. Do you want our class to have a set as well?" Xu Qingqing is more concerned about clothing, "You can lose everything, but you can't lose your momentum."

Wanda said: "There is also a big guy in women's clothing in the next class, can our class get one too?"

The topic gets more and more crooked.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, they didn't discuss anything.

The students who returned the sports equipment went to the equipment room, and Luo Wenqiang was in charge of counting and sorting. The big circle in the third class walked almost the same, and only a few people were left.

Wanda moved closer to He Zhao, and whispered, "Actually, when I mentioned the big guy in women's clothing, my first reaction was Brother Yu."

He Zhao: "If you want to die, I can give you a ride."

"No, it's mainly because of Brother Yu's appearance. He definitely doesn't mean his mother. He's not a mother at all. He's very manly..." Wanda searched the vocabulary in his mind, but couldn't find any suitable words to describe him, " That is, anyway, Sister Qing and I both think so, do you think Brother Yu will agree?"

"You're really going to die."

He Zhao added: "And he left this world at a speed that you can't expect."

It was a pity for Xu Qingqing to hear the news, but she was relieved instantly after the pity, and thought of a new idea: "Since we can't be the most beautiful in our grade, we have to create the most eye-catching women's boss, such as the King Kong Barbie ..."

Luo Wenqiang felt the wind blowing from behind.

Then countless pairs of eyes stared at him.

Xie Yu didn't know about this big guy who dressed in women's clothes. He went out to answer the phone, and when he came back, Luo Wenqiang was already sitting in the classroom crying bitterly: "I don't want it, I refuse—why are you doing this to me?"

"Your muscles are very sexy," Wanda comforted him, "Believe in yourself."

He Zhao kept laughing, so much that he couldn't straighten up. He waved to Xie Yu, and then whispered in his ear, "We are a sports committee, women's clothing, don't be afraid."

"A horror movie?"

He Zhao said, "Yes."

As soon as the words fell, He Zhao asked again: "Have you worn a skirt?"

A string in Xie Yu's mind suddenly snapped.

It’s okay that his facial features are open now, but when he was a child with short hair, some people thought he was a girl, and Zhou Dalei was one of them.Because of the phrase "little sister", the time for the two of them to establish a friendship has been prolonged for several years, and it was hard for them to change from seeing each other once to hitting each other once, and becoming a friendship on the side of the road.

Zhou Dalei was also very depressed. He admitted his mistake and admitted it, but he couldn't beat him again and again.

Ms. Gu did some nasty things when she was young. Her son is soft, cute and good-looking. She thought it was fun, and coaxed him to wear a small skirt. There are still a few dark historical photos in the family that cannot be erased. .

Wanda was still comforting the traumatized sports committee, when she heard a bang from the back of the classroom, looked up and saw He Zhao and Xie Yu twisted into a ball again for some reason, and the chair was overturned.

Liu Cunhao watched in amazement: "It's doing it again? If they don't do a game someday, I feel that there is something missing in the second and third classes of high school."

"Brother, I was wrong, can I be wrong?" He Zhao admitted his mistake while coaxing him, and at the same time poured fuel on the fire with his own hands, "But your reaction is not right, old Xie, did you really wear it?"

Xie Yu spoke with his fists the whole time, but He Zhao couldn't hold back and didn't dare to move him, so he leaned back, covered his stomach and shouted, "...ah, it hurts."

Given that this person had too many criminal records, Xie Yu's first reaction was that this person was acting again, and his acting was quite exaggerated.

But Xie Yu didn't know why he still took two steps forward: "Where does it hurt?"

He Zhao didn't know what to say for a moment, changed three places in a second, and finally stopped his hand on his chest: "Here, there may be internal bleeding."

Internal bleeding when you open your mouth, that's fine.

Xie Yu reached out and touched it through the fabric: "Here?"

He Zhao looked down at Xie Yu's hand on his chest, and was suddenly a little dazed: "Ah, yes."

That strange and charming thought didn't last long, until he saw Xie Yu move his wrist a few times: "Fuck, I really want to bleed internally..."