Fake Slackers

Xie Yu got up early, changed into his school uniform, ate some porridge and side dishes with Ms. Gu, checked the time, and prepared to take the bus back to school: "I'm leaving, call me if you need anything."

Gu Xuelan put down her chopsticks, stood up and said, "Let the driver take you there."

Xie Yu went to the entrance and bent over to change his shoes, just like when he came back, he didn't bring anything, it looked like he was going out to play instead of going to school: "No, I'll just go by myself."

"You just go like this? Why don't you even bring a schoolbag?" Gu Xuelan didn't know what to say about him, "Did you write the homework left by the teacher this weekend?"

Xie Yu said: "If you write it, you will finish it in school."

This excuse is too fake, Gu Xuelan believed it, and said, "I don't think you wrote it at all."

"I don't know how to write too many questions." Xie Yu arranged the slippers, opened the door and went out. A gust of wind came in from outside, blowing against his face with moisture. "It doesn't matter whether you bring it back or not."

Gu Xuelan was about to say "The weather is getting colder and take care of your body", when Xie Yu had already walked out several steps.

The location of Zhong's house is relatively remote, and it takes half an hour to walk to the nearest station.

There are residents who came out for morning jogs nearby, running circles in the park, with a towel hanging around their necks, panting while running.

In fact, not everything here is disturbing.

For example, the morning glow rising from the sky, such as the grass and trees passing by on the road, and a couple running in the morning with their children in front of them, deliberately slowing down their pace, which looks like a funny slow-motion replay.

Xie Yu put on the earphones as he walked, played a random song, and then put his hands back into his pockets.

Fresh air, a new day.

The time when Xie Yu arrives at the school depends on whether the bus is running smoothly on the road, sometimes it is unlucky - for example, now, the bus stops halfway.

The driver smoked a cigarette, squatted beside the car and looked at it for a long time, then patted it with his hand, and finally came to a conclusion: "No, you can wait for the next trip."

The passengers in the car exploded emotionally.

- Kids, when do you get to school?

- what are you doing

- Do you miss me? I'll pick you up at the school gate.

-You are sick?

- Can you have a good chat, thanks to my good temper... Hey, don't rush into class when you arrive at school later, I will wait for you in the toilet.

He Zhao probably arrived in the classroom early, and came to harass him when he had nothing to do.

Xie Yu chatted with him for a while, one of the two wanted to kill the chat, and the other was responsible for the rejuvenation of the dead tree.

The bus in the back came very quickly, and stopped wobbly, with the No. 91 license plate hanging on the glass window.

When Xie Yu arrived, there were still 10 minutes for class, so he was not considered late, and the mad dog had nothing to do with him, so he could only stand at the school gate and stare blankly: "Hurry up, run! Race against the clock!"

The mad dog said again: "I don't know how to hurry up. I will be in the third year of high school soon. I thought I just entered school... You know that you are at the same table. Back then, he was caught by me all day long, and he sneaked over the wall every morning. Lead people to block against the wall."

Xie Yu was still at the same speed, walking past Director Jiang unhurriedly, he didn't really want to hear the "mad dog's heroic past": "Excuse me, goodbye, Director Jiang."

Just as Xie Yu walked upstairs, he vaguely saw a person dangling from the door of the second and third classes of senior high school. Wanda leaned on the window sill with one hand and poked his head to look this way.He didn't care, and was about to walk over when suddenly someone grabbed his wrist from behind and pulled him to walk in the opposite direction.

Unprepared, Xie Yu followed the force and took two steps back. By the time he realized it, he had been pulled into the men's toilet cubicle.

"I told you not to come into class." He Zhao let go of his hand. The toilet compartment is still a bit cramped for two people, and the two of them are very close. "...Didn't you see the school committee wandering in the corridor?"

He Zhao was wearing a school uniform and a thin coat on the outside.It was a loose sweater, black, with a pair of large wings with sharp strokes printed on the back, and a part of the white school uniform was exposed from underneath.

Xie Yu didn't take seriously what He Zhao said "the toilet is waiting for you" while waiting for the bus: "What is he shaking?"

"He said he must explain trigonometric functions to us today." He Zhao scratched his hair and said helplessly, "...As soon as I entered class in the morning, he would sit opposite me and recite the formulas."

Xie Yu: "..."

He Zhao: "Unexpectedly, I am really convinced, he will definitely be someone who will do big things in the future."

After a weekend, Xie Yu almost forgot that there was another person in the class who was crazy about saving the class average.

Xue Xisheng's concentration and endurance are not comparable to ordinary people, so he focused on his post-it notes all over the table, as well as the textbooks of various subjects in the drawer that couldn't fit on the table and floor, and could only be placed in the class book corner.

In the past two days, apart from finishing his homework, Xue Xisheng was still thinking about how to lead everyone to study together.

The two huddled together in the toilet cubicle for a while, and finally Xie Yu felt that this was a bit stupid, what's the matter with hiding in the toilet early in the morning, it's better to go back and listen to Xue Xisheng recite the formula.

So the two had a little quarrel.

"You can't abandon me."

"You don't block the door."

"Old Xie, we will no longer be brothers after leaving this door."

"It wasn't originally."

"..."

As class was approaching, a student on duty took a rag to the toilet to clean it. He turned off the faucet and wrung out the rag. He was about to go out, but he vaguely heard something in the toilet, so he stopped and looked around.

compartment.

He Zhao pressed his back against the door, preventing him from opening it.

Xie Yu walked around He Zhao's waist, touched the doorknob, and just as he turned it open, He Zhao pushed him to squeeze inside again.

The two forces collided with each other. Although the movement was not large, when Xie Yu stepped back, he accidentally kicked the trash can with his heel, and the trash can was kicked over and fell to the ground.

Afraid that he would fall, He Zhao stretched out his hand to give Xie Yu another hand.

Originally, Xie Yu maintained his balance well, but when he pulled him, he fell backwards: "...fuck."

The student on duty felt that he must have not checked the almanac before he came to the toilet, otherwise he would have read the four characters "not suitable for going to the toilet".

The door of the last compartment opened slowly, and he clearly saw Xie Yu slumped on the toilet seat, while He Chao was bent over, with one hand on Xie Yu's neck.

The posture is really ambiguous.

"I, I didn't see anything..." The student on duty walked backwards towards the door, "I really didn't see anything."

Xie Yu remained silent with a cold face.

He Zhao straightened up: "Hey, this friend."

The student on duty was probably overly frightened, so he stepped back and said, "Don't kill me."

Good things don't go out, and basic love spreads thousands of miles.

After the first class, Wanda leaned over and asked, "What happened to you in the toilet this morning?"

"No problem," Xie Yu said casually after copying homework, "Are you itchy today?"

Wanda said: "I am skin, I don't itch."

He Zhao watched Xue Xisheng go out behind Tang Sen, the alarm was lifted, and then he joined the chatting army: "So well-informed?"

"My elementary school classmate's freshman classmate is good friends with the cousin of the class monitor next door." Wanda asked after reporting her tortuous information chain, "That's it again, Brother Chao, did you really put Brother Yu's clothes on?" Picked it up?"

Xie Yu put the cap on the pen, finally raised his head, and stared at Wanda seriously: "What?"

The expression on Xie Yu's face couldn't tell whether he was a little unhappy or very unhappy. Wanda pondered for a while, and felt that his crisis should not be that big: "I don't know what the original version is, anyway, pass it on to me. , It’s like this, you two fought fiercely in the toilet, and your clothes are disheveled... Anyway, it’s very exciting.”

Rumors are such things that spread ten to ten and hundreds of times, and something can be spread even if nothing happens.

Wanda finally asked again: "Really? Come on, let's get closer and talk secretly, I promise to keep my mouth shut."

Xie Yu leaned back, not in the mood to talk about it.

Instead, He Zhaoshen approached mysteriously: "Want to know?"

Wanda: "Yes."

"Actually, we didn't just do this," He Zhao said, "We also did some more drastic things..."

Wanda narrowed her eyes wretchedly, fascinated: "Oh?"

Taking advantage of Wanda's unpreparedness, He Zhao calmly rolled up a stack of student daily newspapers at his side and threw it on top of Wanda's head: "You! Damn! Ah! I dare to chew the root of my tongue! Is it the freedom that big brother gave you recently? fire?"

Wanda was stunned by the knock, covered her head, and looked at Xie Yu with tears in her eyes. It was clearly written in her eyes: You are a bully at the same table.

Xie Yu was really annoyed at first, but seeing the two of them arguing like this, he felt that there was no need to worry about it.

"How could you do this?" After Xie Yu finished speaking, Wanda nodded desperately, almost wanting to shout, 'From today onwards, you are my real brother', but Xie Yu rolled up his English textbook and said the second half of the sentence He said, "...how do you use newspapers, newspapers are so light, you smash them for fun?"

He Zhao laughed out loud after hearing this.

Wanda looked at the thick English book, turned her head and ran away, feeling extremely wronged: "You have changed, Brother Yu, you have changed..."

Lunch break at noon.

Luo Wen strongly looked forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looked forward to the first official sports event of the No. [-] Middle School. He took the registration form for next week's autumn sports meeting from Tang Sen's office, and returned to the class full of enthusiasm: "Students——I want to announce one thing!"

Wanda and Liu Cunhao rushed ahead of him to imitate Old Tang's speech, with a slow tone, almost like a six or seven minutes imitation: "Autumn sports meeting, Luo Wenqiang, please organize... let everyone actively sign up and show the vitality of our class."

Luo Wenqiang's words were snatched away, and he was a little embarrassed on stage: "Why are you two doing this, stealing my job."

The class is noisy.

Xie Yu lay on the table and closed his eyes to rest, staring at the phone all morning, his eyes were a little sore.

He Zhao thought his deskmate was sleeping, and Xie Yu was laying on his stomach, and felt something warm pressed against his right ear, covering his ear, blocking Luo Wenqiang and their voices.

——It was He Zhao's hand.

Then he heard He Zhao "shh" at them: "I sleep at the same table, please keep your voice down."

In fact, Xie Yu was not the only one lying on his stomach in the class. There were a few girls in the front row who were also sleeping. They all felt noisy, but they were too embarrassed to speak up.

Xie Yu moved his fingers, trying to open his eyes, but in the end he maintained his original posture without moving.

He didn't feel sleepy at first, but closed and closed...and finally fell asleep.