Fake Slackers

In the evening self-study, Wanda really put forward her own idea mysteriously and solemnly.

"How about it, do you want to add some color to the ordinary weekend life? Aren't you all curious about what's going on in the dormitory building? Shouldn't people continue to challenge the unknown when they live? Come and respond to me personally." Come on, I feel so cold when you do this."

Xie Yu looked at the few people in the class, except for him, He Zhao and Wanda, there were only two boys who usually didn't talk much in class.

Xue Xisheng didn't even lift his head from the beginning to the end, as if he had never heard of it.

He is still struggling with the super-class problem, and he can only study two words with all his heart, and everything around him seems to have nothing to do with him.

Another boy named Ding Lianghua, who usually answers questions like a mosquito, has a silent personality and looks extremely timid.Wanda had heard rumors that this person had mild social impairment, but he didn't know if it was true or not.

Only Xu Qingqing gave him a little face: "Brother Da, although my sister is very interested... But it's useless for my sister to be interested, you are in a male dormitory."

Wanda: "What's wrong with the boys' dormitory? As long as you want, you can become my brother Qing at any time."

"..." Xu Qingqing threw an eraser over, "You're going to kill me."

Wanda feels that there is really a big gap between ideal and reality, and the Ghostbusters in his fantasy should not be like this.

Xue Xisheng didn't dare to disturb him, so he could only pester Ding Lianghua.

He sat down in front of Ding Lianghua, and felt Ding Lianghua's whole body tremble.

Wanda moved forward, but Ding Lianghua dodged back: "Brother, what do you think? Let me emphasize again, this is a man's adventure."

Ding Lianghua: "..."

Ding Lianghua is not very good at communicating with people. He said that he didn't know for a long time whether he was willing or not, and the chat was quite strenuous.

Xie Yu was talking nonsense with Zhou Dalei.

Da Lei sent over a photo of a fat orange cat and a little milk cat. The little guy looks naive, covered with a layer of soft fluff. The two cats even look at the camera with their necks tilted in the same posture.

The background is Dalei's balcony.

Zhou Dalei: I haven't seen you for a few months, so I went to have a baby. She looks like Pangpang, so I decided to call him Xiaopang!

Xie Yu smiled and pressed save.

This fat orange cat is a street favorite in Heishui Street, and its origin is a mystery.

It was not so fat when it first came, and it was skinny.Probably because it has been wandering for a long time, and it avoids people when it sees them, and they don't know where it usually sleeps.

There are a lot of cats and dogs coming and going in Heishui Street. Aunt Mei, Lei Ma and the others habitually mix the leftovers together, and if there are fish bones, they will also mix them in, put them in an unused iron basin, and put them at the door.

After a long time, Orange Cat made a home on Heishui Street.

This orange cat is very individual, and it doesn't eat rice.After eating someone's meal, they stay at that house at night to catch mice, and they catch them clean. They also like to take all the mouse corpses to the door and arrange them in a company.

Zhou Dalei: My mother spent a lot of money and cooked a fish specially for it. She said that the house felt unclean during the past few months when it was away... Aunt Wang next door also cooked it. The two of them steamed it and braised it in brown sauce. I can keep the fat tonight.

Xie Yu: You, reflect, think about why your life is worse than that of a cat.

Zhou Dalei: ...

Wanda pestered Ding Lianghua for a long time, wondering if it was because he was too annoying, but Ding Lianghua finally nodded.

He Zhao was still thinking about how to get out, and a dozen scripts flashed through his mind every minute, but he learned that Ding Lianghua also participated: "Him? This guy who trembles even when he speaks on stage?"

Xie Yu had no impression of Ding Lianghua, nor did he have any ideas.

"Even him." He Zhao threw his phone away and leaned back in his chair, suddenly aroused to fight.

Xie Yuxin said that don't look at others like this, they always feel better than you.

Finally, when Wanda came to the last row to ask the two bosses, He Chao slapped the table: "A man's adventure, if you don't go, you're not a man. Don't be afraid, Brother Chao will cover you."

Wanda: "Brother Chao, you will be my real brother from now on, you are so handsome, you are like a man among men."

Xie Yu sneered on the spot.

In the evening, the four of them made an appointment to gather in He Chao's dormitory, waiting for the knock on the door after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

Xie Yu was close to He Zhao's dormitory, so he was not in a hurry and planned to do another set of test papers, but he was urged by several phone calls from He Zhao just after he finished his shower.

Xie Yu was still wiping his hair, and the water dripped from the ends of his hair: "Are you annoying?"

He Zhao said, "Come here quickly, I'll show you a big baby."

This man is really annoying.

With a towel hanging around his neck, Xie Yu walked slowly through the corridor, opened the door and said, "What are you doing?"

"It'll be ready soon." He Zhao was writing something, without turning his head, his hand movements were wide open and closed, the handwriting was ugly, and now it's hard to see what he's writing.

As Xie Yu approached, he saw a long piece of paper on the table. The paper was full of twisted and specious things, with a Yin-Yang symbol in the middle.

"..."

Xie Yu vaguely guessed that the hand wiping his hair stopped: "This is..."

"The folk ghost exorcism technique, the strongest technique, is the ghost-suppressing charm." He Zhao said.

Xie Yu's hair was wet, he was wearing a simple T-shirt, and he was holding a towel on his head. Looking at it, He Zhao felt that this person's eyes also seemed to be wet with moisture. The ground is quite soft, but it feels cold to meet his eyes.

Xie Yu looked at the "Suppressing Ghost Talisman" for a long time, then opened his mouth and said, "Ah, then you are awesome."

Wanda was the third to arrive. He changed into cartoon pajamas with a yellow SpongeBob SquarePants pattern, carried a bag, and held a flashlight in his hand.

"Brother Chao, I'm here. Wow, Brother Yu arrived quite early." Wanda pushed open the door and walked in. "I brought a flashlight. If you have one, you'd better bring it too. If it has powerful magic, It could turn out the lights in the whole building."

Xie Yu questioned the classic plot in the supernatural novel: "Why do you think the flashlight will not be affected?"

Wanda: "..." For a while, I didn't know what to say.

It was still early, and the three of them had nothing to do and got together to play a sniper game.

There is only one chair in the room, and if you don't sit on a chair, you can only sit on the bed. Wanda dare not touch He Chao's bed casually, so he can only turn his gaze to Xie Yu: "Brother Yu, why don't you get up? I...I like it." sit on the chair."

Soon Wanda realized what a terrible experience it was to play games with these two people.

Xie Yu can play solo row in three rows, he loves freedom, he doesn't care about the other two teammates at all, and He Chao doesn't care about Wanda at all: "I have something good here, old Xie, come here, man, come and get it. "

"Brother Chao, I, I am also your teammate," Wanda wanted to cry without tears, "Grandma, I am so poor."

He Zhao just looked at Wanda's position and paid this teammate a little attention, but after reading it, he said, "It's too far away, you should work hard on your own."

Wanda: "..."

It was almost eleven o'clock when Ding Lianghua arrived.

"I thought you wouldn't come, sit down." He Zhao moved to the side and patted the bed.

Ding Lianghua usually didn't have much contact with He Zhao, so he was a little at a loss standing at the door. He subconsciously went to look at Wanda. Wanda understood, and gave him half a chair: "You like to sit on chairs too? Come on."

Ding Lianghua sat down cautiously.

He Zhao couldn't figure it out: "What's wrong with you two?"

Xie Yu's hair was almost dry, so he took off the towel and placed it on He Chao's table.

"Then let's draw up a battle plan for tonight," Wanda said enthusiastically. "Speaking of which, Brother Yu, you really surprised me. I thought you wouldn't participate..." After all, he's so out of group.

"I'm watching a play." Xie Yu said.

12:30 in the middle of the night.

It was pitch black outside the window, and the dormitory building was surprisingly quiet.

People who basically left half of the building during the weekend holiday, the echoes caused by the footsteps on the ground seemed to be louder than usual, looking from the end of the corridor, staring at the corridors and house numbers that continued to extend forward, there was a little dizziness.

Wanda slowed down her breathing, opened the door first and walked out.

'Squeak'.

The sound of opening the door was a bit strange due to the atmosphere.

He Zhao did not move for a long time.

"Let's go Brother Chao, what are you doing?" Wanda turned around and said.

Xie Yu was behind He Chao, blocked by him, and patted him on the shoulder: "Cover me...Brother Chao. You are a man among men."

He Zhao: "..."

He Zhao had a lot of success tonight, I don't know if it was the courage brought to him by the soul-suppressing talisman.After waiting for about half an hour, it was really boring, and they started chatting one after another.

"Ding Hualiang, you..."

"His name is Ding Lianghua."

"..."

"Sorry, no impression."

"..."

"But I bet, Lao Xie definitely doesn't even know your last name is Ding."

Wanda was smiling and asking Xie Yu if he really didn't know, and told him not to take the blame from He Zhao, when there was a faint knock on the door.

Everyone stopped talking.

Just when Wanda was about to say "it might be an auditory hallucination", there was another "boom".

Sounds far away.

It was stuffy and light as if it was separated by something, but passed through the empty corridor and came up along the stairs.

"It's not the third floor tonight," Wanda's voice trembled, "It's... downstairs from us."

After a long time, when Xie Yu recalled his high school life, he would never forget this night. A series of mentally retarded plots unfolded and the mentally retarded ending came second.

A big idiot who was obviously shaking his hands in fear, but stuffed the talisman paper into his hand.

He Zhao stuffed the hideously painted ghost-suppressing talisman into Xie Yu's hand. The talisman paper was already crumpled, and it was still warm from his palm.He Zhaozheng was staring nervously at the direction of the stairs. A series of movements were subconscious. He raised his hand and patted Xie Yu's head: "Don't be afraid, I'll cover you."

Xie Yu looked down at the paper, a little dazed.