Fake Slackers

He Zhao fell into self-movement and couldn't extricate himself. He moved himself, but he didn't move the math teacher.

The math teacher was halfway through grading the homework, and wanted to ask the class representative to go to Class [-] to bring back the teaching aids of the triangle ruler. He needed to use it later in class. When he raised his head, he saw He Zhao holding an exercise book to shield his deskmate from the sun.

He put down the red pen in his hand, without directly reminding him, he spent a long time looking at it leisurely, and other students who found something wrong also followed the teacher's gaze.

"..."

This is really quite a scene that students love.

Moved.

He Zhaozheng was thinking about whether to replace the exercise book with a math book, so that the shading area would be larger. While hesitating, a small piece of white chalk flew out from the direction of the podium and hit him on the head without any mistakes.

The chalk head hit and popped out, fell to the ground, and rolled unhurriedly to the side of the trash can.

The math teacher didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh: "The two in the last row, do you think I don't exist?"

He Zhao let go of his hands when he heard this, and the exercise book fell, hitting Xie Yu's face right in the face.

Xie Yu was immediately woken up.

He fell asleep just now, and when he woke up, his mind was a little dazed. He forgot that he was still in his morning self-study, and he sent He Zhao a sentence without opening his eyes: "You are looking for death."

As soon as Xie Yu finished speaking, another piece of chalk smashed towards them.

Wu Zheng has been teaching for nearly ten years, and his ability to smash people with chalk can be called a proficiency. Those who usually miss class or doze off in class are all woken up by him in this way.

Just throw one at a time.

The effect is remarkable, and there is no need to waste classroom time.

Before Xie Yu realized what happened, he had already been hit twice.

He Chao hid and said, "Teacher Wu, I think we should calm each other down..."

"Calm down," Wu Zheng was almost angry with the swearing, and he suppressed it. After suppressing it, he didn't want to talk nonsense with the two of them. He pointed to the door, "Go out. You two stand at the door and calm down. Don't you want to calm down? , calm down and calm down."

Early in the morning, Xie Yujue didn't sleep well, and he and He Zhao stood by the window at the gate of Class Two and Three.

The first period happened to be a math class, and Wu Zheng's anger dissipated slowly, so he asked them to wait for the bell to ring before returning to their seats, so they stood at the door between classes and acted as doormen.

People come and go in the hallway.

"While I can still control myself," Xie Yu said, "explain it."

He Zhao: "I said I was afraid you would be too moved."

Xie Yu's temper is really not good. The theory he has carried out since childhood is not to reason with idiots and just grab and beat him up. He endured it and decided to give He Zhao another chance: "...Do you want to talk about it?"

Before He Zhao could speak, Wanda poked his head out from the window, tilted his head and said, "This is really a touching story that ended in tragedy. It's awesome, Brother Chao, and he even blocked the sun for Brother Yu, but this Feelings are destined to only touch you.”

He Zhao: "Dada, how do you talk, you're right."

Wanda: "No - look at Brother Yu's expression, I think Brother Yu really wants to wring your head off and kick it like a ball."

He Zhao still said confidently over there, "It's impossible that my deskmate usually looks inhuman, but I believe he is very kind."

Xie Yu understood what was going on through Wanda's few words. He let out a breath slowly, pulled up his sleeves, exposing half of his arms, and then directly grabbed He Zhao's collar and dragged him to the toilet.

"What are you doing?" He Zhao was quite cooperative, and followed him for a while, "Brother, go to the toilet together?"

"Beat you in another place."

Wanda was so overjoyed that she held on to the window hahahaha for a while.

Shen Jie just happened to come over from the end of the corridor, touching the cigarettes in his pocket, and was about to hide in the toilet to smoke two. When he reached the second and third grades, he habitually stopped to say hello to his elder brother. There is no one in the direction.

He leaned beside Wanda and said, "What are you laughing at, brother Chao?"

Wanda told Shen Jie what happened, and Shen Jie was half addicted to cigarettes: "...I'll go, I'll go and watch."

Xie Yu said that he was going to beat him up, but in fact it was just a small fight, not serious.

The two turned back before reaching the door of the toilet.

"Okay, okay, I admit defeat," He Zhao hugged Xie Yu from behind, pushed him forward, and said like coaxing a child, "Stop making trouble."

Xie Yu wasn't angry at all.

When Wanda said to block the sun, he actually froze for a few seconds.

Then there was a strange feeling in his mind, and he didn't know why the strange emotions came up for no reason. The more he thought about it, the more irritable he became, and he was so annoyed that he finally had the simplest solution in his mind.

...a beating.

Shen Jie looked worried: "What the hell are they doing?"

Although He Zhao usually doesn't do it easily, his skills are still very strong. Originally, he thought he would be able to enjoy a duel between the senior boss and the oldest boss, which was so cool that it had its own special effects.

Wanda has recently accepted the setting that these two people are good friends and have no friends, spit out two words: "...flirting?"

Shen Jie: "..."

Today's eight lessons are basically based on explaining the unit test papers, consolidating the knowledge points learned in the past month, and preparing for the next month's exam.

Very boring.

He Zhao immersed himself in playing with his mobile phone. When his mobile phone and power bank were dead, he would rest and fold origami.

Fold it and throw it on Xie Yu's desk.

There are a lot of tricks, and the little rose frog has everything.

"This is not a dump." Xie Yu reminded him.

He Zhao didn't speak, just lowered his head and continued to fold.

Xie Yu brushed aside the ones he threw over.

He had to pretend that he wasn't attending the class, and at the same time distracted himself from the mobile game to listen to the teacher's lecture on the last final question, so he didn't have time to worry about He Zhao.

He Zhao folded things very attentively, with the post-it-sized paper held between his fingers, he folded it over and over again.

Compared with the ugly things folded out, this man's knuckle fingers are more ornamental.

"So in the end, we discarded one of the answers according to the interval obtained before. Do you know which one to discard?" Wu Zheng held a large teaching aid ruler in his hand, and every time he tapped it on the blackboard, it made a violent bang bang sound, " If you don’t understand, just give up, this question itself is beyond the outline, there is actually no need for you to do such a difficult question..."

No one spoke at the bottom, obviously not interested in this kind of thankless troublesome question.

Only Xue Xisheng raised his hand: "Teacher, which one to give up? I still don't understand some things."

"Come to my office during class break, and I'll explain it to you," Wu Zhengdao said. "This test paper is finished here. It's ready, and the class representative will collect it before school ends."

After Wu Zheng finished speaking, the get out of class bell rang just in time.

"Hello." He Zhao leaned over and called Xie Yu in his ear.

Xie Yu was lowering his head, deleting one of the two answers he had just solved in the phone memo, and deleting the negative one, leaving only a zero: "What are you doing?"

The next period is physical education class. Although He Zhao's foot injury is not healed and he can't exercise, standing on the basketball court and breathing fresh air is still exciting. No matter what, it's better than staying in the classroom.

Xie Yu didn't plan to go, he didn't have a good rest recently, and was going to sneak back to the dormitory to sleep.

"Really not going?" He Zhao asked.

Xie Yu turned off the phone, and ended the topic habitually: "None of your business?"

"What's the point of staying in the dormitory? Is there someone as handsome as Brother Chao in the dormitory?"

"..."

The culprit is really embarrassed to say.

The night of writing the English test paper with He Zhao lasted until two or three o'clock in the morning.

When he was about to leave at the end, He Zhao really racked his brains to keep him. He agreed to let him sleep on the bed and make the floor by himself, but in the end he sneaked onto the bed to sleep.

It was almost four o'clock when he went to bed, otherwise with his sleep quality, it would be impossible for He Chaoshun to climb up smoothly.

Wanda and the others held their jerseys and were waiting for He Zhao to go downstairs together: "Brother Chao, can you go or not? I can't hold back anymore. I think I'm in a particularly good state today."

He Zhao got up and was about to go to the stadium. Before he left, he bent down and stretched out his hand in front of Xie Yu. In his palm lay a crooked thousand paper crane: "Here."

really ugly.

And it's loose.

Xie Yu just pinched the wings of the crooked-necked thousand paper crane, and didn't touch it much, and the whole part fell apart: "...what the hell."

Now that this was the case, Xie Yu simply dismantled the thing and restored it to a piece of paper. Just as he was about to stuff it into He Zhao's math book, he accidentally saw an extremely scribbled circle drawn with a black pen on the back of the paper. .

He Zhao came back from PE class not as happy as when he went, with his hands in his pockets, he slouched into the classroom.

Wanda was very excited. As soon as he came in, he stood on the podium and shouted: "Friends who stayed for self-study in the evening today, I have something important to announce. I suddenly came up with a great idea, let's spend an exciting time at school. Have a great weekend again!"

He Zhao returned to his seat and sat down without saying a word.

After finishing speaking, Wanda felt a little embarrassed that no one was paying attention to him, and asked the friends in the last row for help: "Brother Chao, don't you applaud for me?"

Only then did He Zhao take out his hand, and patted it weakly twice: "Okay, well said."

He Zhao's state was not right, Xie Yu turned his head and asked, "What are you doing again?"

"This..." He Zhao didn't really want to say it.

"Ghost hunting."

"?"

He Zhao scratched his hair: "Wanda said that he would organize everyone to catch ghosts on weekends. It's the one in the dormitory that climbs up and down every night and knocks on the door."

Wanda hid under the quilt last night and read a supernatural novel. The specific content was that several students went on an adventure in the deserted teaching building of the school.The story is very exciting, one dies one after another, and he can't stop watching it.

Looking at it, I came up with a bold idea.

The more I think about it, the more exciting I feel.

Xie Yu felt that this stupid idea was indeed something that Wanda and the others could come up with.

Exciting and enjoyable...

He Zhaozheng was worried, and after a while, Xie Yu suddenly said: "Then hurry up."

"Quick what?"

"Hurry up and read that folk ghost exorcism encyclopedia."

"..."

Xie Yu thought about that scene, couldn't help laughing, and couldn't stop laughing: "Review, maybe it will be useful."

He Zhao: "...fuck."