Fake Slackers

"If the dictation is unqualified, find time to come to the office by yourself."

The English teacher just finished class in the second class next door, so he took the corrected dictation paper from class three and handed it out after class.She stood at the door and finished giving instructions, and then said: "He Zhao, you are very good. Writing silently is like doing a question. If you can't keep silent, wait for the next one. Finally, hand me a blank piece of paper?"

Xie Yu couldn't hold back, and lowered his head to laugh.

He Zhao casually put his hand on the shoulder of his deskmate, and leaned closer, "I have no conscience, just now I asked you to show me twice, but you won't..."

Xie Yu choked back: "Where is it so troublesome, just spread out the book and copy it directly."

He Zhao was speechless.

When writing silently in that class, Xie Yu hesitated for a while, feeling that he really couldn't break through to that point, so he copied the words honestly, and carefully controlled the accuracy rate to 60%.

He Zhao flipped through the book for a while, caught a glimpse of Xie Yu out of the corner of his eye, and started thinking about his deskmate: "You can actually write half of it?"

Xie Yu remained expressionless: "Are you surprised?"

The English teacher continued: "... Xu Qingqing sent the rest to see where I made mistakes. The homework tonight is a set of unit test papers, so do it carefully. The monthly exam next week, don't just take the exam when the time comes. It’s embarrassing for our class to score points.”

He Zhao didn't pay attention to what the teacher said, when he heard Xie Yu suddenly say, "Look to the right."

"What are you looking at?" He Zhao turned his head in confusion, "There's nothing..."

Halfway through the speech, it stopped abruptly.

It was Wanda and Liu Cunhao.

The two men were staring at the two of them with a very complicated look.

He Zhao could almost read an [-]-character essay from their faces, which was still the automatic scrolling type: I thought you were the king of the cheat sheet world, but you secretly handed in a blank paper.

His eyes were burning, as if they wanted to stare at him.

"..."

He Zhao looked away calmly, pretending he didn't see anything, turned to Xie Yu and asked, "What's for dinner?"

In the evening, you can sneak out to have a meal while the school gate is open.

Although the dormitory students are not allowed to leave the school gate at will, but there is so much traffic after school, and the mad dog can't control it.

The dishes in the cafeteria are mediocre, and the craftsmanship is not much better. It is normal for the chef to shake his hand and put in too much salt.

He Zhao added: "I asked Shen Jie to reserve a spot on the gold list in advance, so we can go together after class later?"

"Gold List?" Xie Yu asked.

He Zhao directly regarded him as acquiescing, bowed his head and replied to Shen Jie: If you have one more, my tablemate will also come.

Xie Yu didn't even have time to refuse.

He is picky about what he eats, but he rarely goes off-campus.

Within 500 meters of the No. [-] Middle School, there are more than a dozen small restaurants. The competition is fierce, and a lot of thought has been spent on winning customers.But they don't offer discounts, no discounts, and no half price for the second cup. Starting from Jinbang Restaurant, the entire street's catering industry has set off a wave of name changes.

Zhuangyuan Building, Peking University Dumplings, Tsinghua Baozi Shop, even small carts on the side of the road, and barbecue stalls that may be bombarded by urban management at any time can all be called 985 BBQ.

Standing at the school gate and looking at it is shocking.

Jinbang Restaurant is at the end of the street, the farthest from the school, and another street is the quietest.

Shen Jie picked a table for four, sat down and waited for someone while looking at the menu.

The menu is basically home-cooked dishes. Shen Jie ticked off a few dishes that he usually ordered, and then took out his mobile phone and asked He Zhao: I am ordering, what does Mr. Yu of your family eat?Are there any taboos?

He Zhao recalled the last time about sweet soy milk and sugar-free soy milk, and felt that Xie Yu could probably talk about it for three days and three nights on the topic of taboo.

- Do not eat coriander, onion, garlic, greasy ones, or too sweet ones. It is best not to eat chili.

Shen Jie saw the news of He Zhao's return and fell into deep thought. He carefully flipped through the menu, and for the first time felt that the task on his shoulders was so heavy: "Boss, can you leave out the spicy chicken? Put less oil and don’t put onions.”

After he finished speaking, he felt that this spicy chicken would lose its dignity if it went on like this.

"...Wait a minute, I'll take a look."

Shen Jie got a headache from looking at the menu, and sent He Zhao: Is it so troublesome, you are making things difficult for me.

He Zhao: You should be lucky, this is only the part I can remember.

Jinbang Restaurant has been open for many years, and the furnishings look a bit old, with a big squeaky fan hanging from the ceiling.

When Xie Yu walked to the door, he saw a small banner hanging on the door of the store, with four characters in gold border on it: title on the gold list.

There were already tables of people eating inside, and it didn't look like they belonged to the No. [-] Middle School. With such a head of yellow miscellaneous hair, the No. [-] Middle School could be pulled out by Director Jiang with his bare hands.

"Here." Shen Jie stood up and waved.

He Zhao pushed the door open, and there was a string of bells on the door, and the string of bells rang for a while following this action.

A few yellow hairs at the next table were drinking. When they saw someone coming in, they put their wine glasses to their mouths, squinted at them, and then slowly poured down the wine.

Among them, the most conspicuous one had a snake with teeth and claws tattooed on his neck, which got into his collar.

"Sit down," Shen Jie greeted, "Come for a beer?"

The famous big brothers on the east and west floors are sitting together, and they must have a drink. Such a picture can appear in Shen Jie's mind: they are eating vegetables, drinking wine, and reminiscing about the years when they were big brothers .

Then he heard Xie Yu say three words: "Mineral water."

He Zhao closed the menu and said three words: "Watermelon juice."

Shen Jie: "..."

Shen Jie is a guy who talks a lot of nonsense, and under his foil, He Zhao actually appears aloof. Xie Yu felt that he and Zhou Dalei were getting together to talk about Erren Zhuan.

"Our class teacher, didn't he run that cram school in private? I don't know who reported it to the Education Bureau..."

Shen Jie was talking vigorously, when a person came by, probably drunk, he was not very stable when he got up, bumped into their table, and bumped into Shen Jie: "Sorry, sorry, um, I'm a little dizzy. "

The man apologized and stumbled to the bathroom in the rear right.

He Zhao suddenly dropped his chopsticks: "Wait."

The man paused.

He Zhao got up, walked slowly towards that person, his expression turned cold: "What's the matter with you?"

"Brother Chao, it's okay, why don't you just hit it," Shen Jie persuaded, "...you can get angry by drinking watermelon juice."

Xie Yu looked up and saw that the man with the snake in his neck put down his wine glass, and even winked at the people around him.

He Zhao said, "Stupid, you're the one who made me angry. You feel in your pockets, if there's anything missing."

Shen Jie was taken aback for a moment, and it took a few seconds for her to realize that she touched her pocket belatedly: "Where is my wallet..."

Xie Yu finished the last mouthful of rice in the bowl, and picked up another chopsticks of vegetables.

"He is very good at making small moves, and he is quite skilled in business."

As He Zhao spoke, he lifted his sleeves up, exposing a section of his wrist.

Then he approached the man, and reached out to touch his pocket, and sure enough, he touched something made of soft leather. The man subconsciously wanted to hold it down so that no one could pull it out. He Zhao said, "I'll just say it once, let go."

"Dude, let's misunderstand." The yellow-haired man with the snake on his body was threatening in his words, meaning to take the opportunity to climb down the steps for you now and pretend that this never happened.

He Zhao smiled and said provocatively, "Then you may have misunderstood the term."

So the one with the snake tattooed on his neck dropped his chopsticks and stood up with his brothers. With seven or eight yellow haired heads, the formation looked quite grand.

Shen Jie looked at the number of people in his camp, and wanted to say to He Zhao: Forget it, I only have ten yuan in my wallet...

He Zhao didn't pay attention to these few things at all, but he still wanted to put on a show, so he yelled at Xie Yu: "Old Xie, come here!"

The atmosphere is tense, and a fierce battle is about to break out.

Shen Jie is strong on the outside, but on the inside, others see him hanging out with He Zhao all day long, thinking that he is also a powerful character, but in fact he is not very good at fighting, and He Zhao doesn't count on him.

However, the much-anticipated Xie Yu was still picking out the fishbone. Holding his chopsticks, he carefully picked out the fishbone one by one: "You guys shoot first, and wait until I finish eating."

Shen Jie: "..."

He Zhao: "..."

Xie Yu is in a good mood today and doesn't want to kill, but there will always be idiots who come forward to give the head.

"Why, look down on us?" Huang Mao walked to their table, lifted the plate of fish directly, kicked the table again, did not kick over, and stepped on the plate of fish on the ground, "Eat, I will let you eat, Kneel down and lick and eat."

Xie Yu: "..."

"You should save your head for me anyway."

After leaving the door of Jinbang Restaurant, He Zhao was still saying that fighting with Xie Yu was too bad: "Is there anyone like you who grabs the head? I fought well and you must drag him away and beat him."

Xie Yu said: "You are too slow, do you call that a fight?"

The three squatted on the side of the road, Shen Jie took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket, lit it calmly.

The scene of the massacre just now was really shocking.

In his mind, he adjusted the list of people who should never be messed with, and decided to put Xie Yu ahead of Mad Dog.

When He Zhao fought, he followed the style of bullying, slowly abused, and during the period, he would launch verbal attacks, which stimulated the other party, and made people have a kind of begging for a happy thought: "You still hit me, please be hard Hit me".Xie Yu was different, if he didn't say anything else, he would be killed by tricks, and he would kill people like cabbages.

After He Zhao finished speaking, he said to Shen Jie, "Look at your wallet, is there any money left?"

Shen Jie took out the wallet from his pocket, opened it and showed them: "It's all there, there's nothing missing."

Ten yuan a piece.

Brand-new.

"..."

"Just this little money?" He Zhao felt that he had wasted so much effort, "You said it earlier, if you steal it, you will steal it."

Xie Yu also said, "Just ten fucking dollars?"

Shen Jie: "I also want to say, isn't there no chance!"

After chatting for a while, Shen Jie checked the time and had to go home by car. He greeted them and walked to the bus stop: "Thank you two big brothers for your kindness and saving ten yuan for me. See you tomorrow, and I won't go back My ass needs to be spanked by my mother."

It was already dark, and the street lamps were on.

During evening self-study time, the school gate is closed, and if you want to enter the school again, you will have to climb over the wall.

He Zhao patted his clothes and stood up: "Let's go."

After walking for a while, I don't know who laughed first, and then the two of them suddenly laughed together, unable to stop, He Zhao hooked Xie Yu's neck, and whispered, "Fuck, ten yuan."