Fake Slackers

When Shen Jie received He Zhao's call, it was almost one o'clock in the morning.

Deliriously, he reached out to touch the phone. He didn't touch it for a long time, but only touched a puddle of saliva around his mouth. Then he sat up in a daze, feeling uncomfortable: "...in the middle of the night, who is it?"

Anyone who was sleeping soundly woke up suddenly would be a little annoyed, but when Shen Jie saw the big characters "Brother Chao" on the phone screen, he immediately changed his attitude.

"Brother Chao, what's your order?" Shen Jie turned on the desk lamp and sat up, "In the dead of night, do you want a thirteen-flavored crayfish or the famous pan-fried buns on Yangyuan Road? Or a chat service ?”

"..."

Shen Jie was ready to go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ​​fire, but he only said to his brother, "I have a question for you."

"Ask! You ask!"

"You think, Xie Yu... is the Xie Yu you know," He Zhao didn't know what to say, he scratched his hair, struggled for two seconds, and asked something that made Shen Jie sleepless all night, "Will he Won't you agree to let me sleep with him?"

Shen Jie felt that his whole body was shocked: "Huh?"

He just doesn't go to the third shift very often recently, did he miss something important?

Why did things develop in such a strange place.

Is it a dream, maybe not awake?

"Brother Chao, I think neither the Xie Yu I know nor the Xie Yu you know would agree." Shen Jie replied in a daze, "I can't even imagine that you would have How many ways to die."

He Zhao said, "Is this matter so absolute?"

Shen Jie: "Absolutely, even more absolutely than absolutely."

After Shen Jie finished speaking, he felt that he had put down the phone in great disappointment to his brother. That kind of disappointment was not ordinary disappointment, it was mixed with many inexplicable emotions, which made it really hard to see through.

Xie Yu didn't wait for He Zhao to knock on the door the next day and ask him to have breakfast together.

Before he went out, he took a special look at the opposite bedroom, the door was closed tightly, and there was no movement.After a moment of hesitation, he went directly to the classroom without knocking on the door.

"Speaking of our school's dormitory building, it's really weird." As soon as he entered the classroom, he heard Wanda spreading messy news again, "Didn't I say that I heard a knock on the door on the second floor a few days ago? It was gone last night." , It’s really strange that many people have heard it, it’s definitely not an auditory hallucination.”

Liu Cunhao doesn't live in the school, and he is unmoved by these strange talks: "Don't scare yourself here, there is nothing to do, believe in science, okay? Follow me and believe in science."

Xu Qingqing: "Know everything, just say it once or twice, and pay it back endlessly. Why didn't this kind of thing happen in our women's dormitory, if you really want to knock on my door, my mother opened the door directly, and my head was blown off by it."

At this moment, a boy at the bottom slowly raised his hand: "I... I heard it too, it's true. Last night, there was a knock on the door on the third floor."

He Zhao didn't come, but Shen Jie ran to the third shift very diligently.

Shen Jie sat down on He Chao's seat: "Where's Brother Chao? You haven't come yet?"

Xie Yu gave him a look and let him taste it for himself.

Shen Jiepin came out, scolding him for nonsense, but he was really curious whether He Zhao implemented a strange and dangerous idea last night, and asked, "Did you sleep well last night?"

The rumor of knocking on the door on the third floor caused a stir, Xie Yu directly classified him as a gossip, and asked, "What do you think?"

"I think maybe... you've been subjected to some... um... harassment?"

When He Zhao came, half of the morning class had passed.

"Brother Chao, Teacher Tang told you to go to his office at noon." Liu Cunhao had just returned from the teacher's office when he saw He Chao walking slowly into the class. After he finished speaking, he paused again, "—you black eye , a bit heavy."

He Zhao got up in a hurry and didn't care about how to tidy up. He lowered his head and stuffed the red string necklace into the collar of his school uniform: "Got it."

In the morning, Tang Sen received a complaint from the teacher, saying that your class is always short of people, thinking that the school is home, you can come to class if you want to, and don’t come if you don’t want to come.He first apologized for the absent head with a good attitude, and calmed down the anger of the teachers: "Yes, I will definitely talk about him, it's too shameful."

When the absent head came, Tang Sen had already prepared long words, and wanted to have a good chat with this classmate.

"Student He Zhao, sit down."

It was the first time that He Zhao met a teacher who would invite him to sit down. After sitting down suspiciously, he heard the second half of Tang Sen's words: "...Because the content of our chat this time may be a little bit more .”

Half an hour later, He Zhao realized how much "it might be a little bit more".

"I know you young people have your own ideas, and it's normal not to like studying," Tang Sen said, stopping to drink a few sips of water, and continued, "I can totally understand, but I'm not interested in a subject. Interest, escape is not a good solution, a man must have fighting spirit, be brave to challenge, and bravely climb the peak."

He Zhao interrupted, "...how long do you have to talk?"

Tang Sen glanced at his outline of the talk, and said truthfully: "It's only three-fifths of the way now, and there are still a few big pieces of content behind."

"..."

Finally, when the class bell rang, Tang Sen stopped talking: "Then that's the end of our conversation today."

Before he finished speaking, He Zhao got up and wanted to leave, but Tang Sen changed the subject and said, "You dark circles..."

He Chao held the door with his hands, and for the first time felt that it was a troublesome thing to be called over by the teacher to talk: "We are young people, and the nightlife is richer."

After He Zhao came back, he fell asleep on the table.

His collar was unbuttoned, the neckline was wide open, and a section of the red rope hanging around his neck slipped out. Xie Yu accidentally saw it a few times and thought it was really indecent.

There were several girls standing in the corridor, pointing at them, covering their mouths, not knowing what they were talking about, with excited expressions.

Since the beginning of school, this group of girls has often been together, each with a water cup, and after every get out of class, they come to fetch hot water, and then stand in the corridor with the water cups, not knowing what to do.Someone in the class bet who they were here to see, Wanda bet 50 yuan to go in, finally couldn't wait, boldly came to He Zhao and asked him to help to test.

At that time, He Zhao said, "Then they must have come to see me", walked to the window, put his hands on the edge of the window, and before he could speak, the group of girls covered their faces and ran away.

Wanda immediately jumped up and shouted: "I won! Yay!"

He Zhao still hadn't figured it out yet: "What did you win? Who are they here to see? Running away without saying a word...it's very rude."

Wanda recollected from the joy, and figured out something was wrong: "Brother Chao, you... your thoughts about girls... this ability to understand..."

"Hey."

Xie Yu called out.

He Zhao didn't respond.

Xie Yu leaned back, raised his hand to pick up the English book, rolled it up in his hand, and hit He Chao directly on the head.

"..." He Zhao opened one eye, "What are you doing?"

Xie Yu pointed to his chest: "Clothes, put them on."

He Zhao hasn't reacted yet: "Huh?"

Xie Yu said, "Spicy eyes."

He Zhao said, "You are blind, bro, you have a very good figure" and buttoned it up, and then heard Xie Yu say, "You didn't sleep last night?"

He Zhao raised his head: "It's not in vain to be at the same table for so many days, are you concerned about me?"

"Yes," Xie Yu taunted without hesitation, "I'm concerned if you were too scared to sleep by the knock on the door last night."

"..."

He Zhaoxin said that he was going crazy from fright.

He really has never been afraid of anything, fear of ghosts is an exception.

A mother who used horror stories as Grimm's fairy tales did not develop any immune function because of this, but the shadow of her childhood could not be deeper.It's almost a conditioned reflex.

But he wants to save face.

"how is this possible."

He Zhao repeated again: "Impossible."

"What are you guys talking about?" Wanda came over and took a nearby seat and sat down. "Well, to be honest, I have something to ask you guys."

Liu Cunhao also walked over slowly, and said, "Can we let us admire your cheat sheet?"

English dictation in the next class.

The English teacher in their class is very strict about the vocabulary. If the dictation fails, they will have to find time to go to her office to re-write the dictation.

The students in the class have already made "notes" on the table, and they basically have a little trick, the difference is that they memorize more and less, Wanda and Liu Cunhao argued for a long time whose cheat sheet is better: "I, you Look, you will never be discovered, what is yours, it has long been outdated..."

Liu Cunhao covered the cheat sheet written on the table with a book, and felt satisfied: "What do you know, I am enduring."

The two of them were scrambling, and accidentally discovered that the two people in the class who were the worst at dictating words, one was sleeping, and the other was watching and playing with the phone, very calm.

"Maybe the two of them have written a cheat sheet?"

"Actually, I don't think it's safe to write on the table. Why don't you ask them? They are more experienced."

"The skills of the two of them must be superb."

"..."

Under the eager eyes of Wanda and Liu Cunhao, He Zhao gave a standard answer: "Where are so many things? Just spread out the book and copy."

Xie Yu: "..."

Wanda was stunned for a while, then realized: "There is no copying, there is copying."

Liu Cunhao: "Niu bai niu bai."

But it turns out that He Zhao is not as powerful as they imagined.

Spread out the book, but I can't find where the words are.

"Where is it?" He Zhao flipped the pages back and forth, "Why do you speak English and speak Chinese? Is it a word from this unit?"

Xie Yu always thought that he was perfect in playing the role of poor students in the past few years, but now he finds that he is still far behind. The real poor students are far more mentally handicapped than he imagined.

The author has something to say: He Zhao: I am the real actor.