[Comprehensive] What you wear is an attitude

There are many incomprehensible things in this world. For example, Xu Xian cannot understand why he has become like this now.Who the hell told him that there would be such a wilderness outside the city of Hangzhou, and he had been walking in this wilderness for a whole, whole, half, month, month!But didn't go out at all.

It's fine if he didn't go out, but he was almost poisoned to death because he ate a lot of strange and strange things, so what should I say.Xu Xian almost wanted to cry and beg this group of snakes who enjoy seeing his jokes every day, stop saying strange things and let him try strange things, he is really about to be played to death by these snakes oooooo┭┮ ﹏┭┮.

As a scholar who can't carry his shoulders or hands, what he should do is to stand in front of the window with his book, let the girls who come and go look up to him shyly, and make the students in the school respect and adore him. .But the weather was unpredictable, and one day he suddenly woke up. As a scholar, he had to be with a group of snakes who laughed at him every day. He wanted to get rid of these snakes who always wanted to use him as a nest, but the face Facing reality, Xu Xian succumbed.

He didn't dare to get rid of the group of snakes, because if it wasn't for this group of snakes during this period of time, he would have already become food for other animals in this wilderness.

In fact, Xu Xian felt that it was a miracle that he was able to survive in this terrible place. After half a month of suffering, Xu Xian was only thinking about his wife.Now he began to feel that even if his wife was a goblin, she was a good goblin.

At least his wife won't point to strange things that can't kill people all day long and let him eat them. As a result, after eating, he either shivered or shivered, his face was livid and his body was weak. When he fell ill, the group of snakes I was so happy to stick to him.No matter how many times he protested, he was always laughed at by the snakes.

Get out, you guys who don't know what it means to share weal and woe, get out, get out of the way, I want my wife to woo woo.

Xu Xian, who was dying of pain in his heart, was struggling to survive in this wilderness. His only wish now was not to be played to death by these snakes one day.One of the most sadistic things in this world is to want to get rid of this group of snake spirits but have to live, and never dare to really run away.

Xu Xian couldn't be more sad because of this incident.As a result, because of the unpredictable changes in the wilderness, he didn't even have much time to be sad, because ferocious animals would often come out, and he had seen many things like tigers and wolves.There are also some creatures whose size is completely beyond the comprehension of mortals. Every time this kind of thing appears, Xu Xian will be dragged by the group of snakes like a sack to shuttle through the thorn bushes.

Xu Xian couldn't describe that sour feeling in words.He just wanted to say that he would rather face the goblins in the mouth of this group of snakes, than be dragged through the thorn bushes by this group of snakes that are so funny to death, that is thorns, thorns, ah!Don't you snakes feel pain? ! ! !

Yes, this group of snakes didn't feel any pain at all, because they all crawled close to the ground, and the thorns on the thorns couldn't pierce them at all, only him!Only, yes, him! ! !

After half a month of physical and mental abuse, when Xu Xian saw that bald donkey in Fa Hai again, Xu Xian felt as if he saw a Bodhisattva who saved suffering.

Finally saved...

He was finally able to escape from the clutches of these funny snakes...

Even Fa Hai, the monk who lost him from Jinshan Temple, looked so amiable and radiant at this moment.

Xu Xian fell down with a satisfied smile on his face.

When Xu Xian woke up again, he was still lying in the wing of Jinshan Temple, which looked very familiar.I don't know if it's because all the wing rooms are about the same length.Anyway, Xu Xian felt that the head of the wing was very similar to the one he had lived in before, and Fa Hai was standing in front of his window, smiling gently at his waking up, "Xu Xianggong has finally woken up."

Seeing Fa Hai's particularly young and handsome face, Xu Xian shed two lines of tears, "Master, you finally found me."

I don't know if it was his illusion, but Xu Xian always felt that after he cried, the smile on Fa Hai's face became more gentle.After hearing Xu Xian's words, Wuxu said with a comforting smile on his face, "Mr. Xu, why did you say that? Haven't you been in this wing all the time?" Xu Xian blinked his eyes, thinking that the words made sense It's weird, but Wu Xu continued to say, "It's just that Mr. Xu has been ill for a long time, I'm afraid it's just a nightmare."

Xu Xian was stunned for a long time, after absorbing the meaning of Wu Xu's words, his whole body was very messy, he suddenly looked down at his appearance, rolled up his sleeves and looked at his body.Because of the inhuman life for half a month, Xu Xian was really hurt all over.And because of being pointed at by the group of snake spirits for eating indiscriminately, such as red rashes, Xu Xian also developed a lot of them.

But at this moment, looking at his body, it turned out to be completely intact, without any scars or any signs of rash.Is he really dreaming?But this dream feels so real, even the dream time is so long.How can a person dream for a whole half a month? !It's completely unscientific. Could it be that he encountered a ghost in the temple?

Xu Xian, who was in a mess in his mind, didn't know what he was thinking at all, and finally grabbed Wuxu's sleeve, and said: "Master... I want to see my wife."

Wu Xu raised his eyebrows slightly, "But Benefactor Bai doesn't want to see you, Mr. Xu."

When Xu Xian thought that Bai Suzhen was a snake spirit, he still felt frightened, but when he thought of those little snakes who didn't treat him like a human being, the fear in his heart became much lighter.In his dream, he really wanted to see his wife, and even felt that it would not matter if his wife was a snake spirit, but now that he knew that he was only dreaming, Xu Xian didn't know whether he wanted to see Bai Suzhen or not. Hearing Fahai say that the white lady didn't want to see him, Xu Xian was stunned for a moment.

Xu Xian: "...But, lady, didn't she want to see me very much before? Now that I am willing to see her, how could she not want to see me?"

Because of Xu Xian's words, Wuxu looked down at Xu Xian, and saw that the sleeve in Xu Xian's hand that he had caught was pulled out gently, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips, "I see, Mr. Xu, let's talk about it." It's your own business."

Xu Xian was puzzled: "What can I say?"

Wu Xu: "Xu Xianggong, have you forgotten that the poor monk said that your courage is really a little small?"

Your courage is a little small...

Your courage is a little small......

The bitter feeling in the half-month-long "dream", because Wu Xu's words swept up, Xu Xian suddenly lifted the quilt covering him, put on the shoes beside the bed in a panic, and raised his hand to go Grab the clothes that are set aside.

Wu Xu was not nervous, he just said: "What is Xu Xianggong going to do?"

"Of course I want to...go home!" Xu Xian's voice trembled slightly, "This Jinshan Temple is really evil. I don't think you are an honest monk. I want to go back quickly, go home quickly!"

Wu Xu smiled lightly and said, "Isn't there a goblin in your family?"

Xu Xian paused: "What goblin?" He hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Isn't my goblin lady staying in this monastery?"

Wuxu: "You said your wife is a goblin, so... what about your wife's sister?"

Xiaoqing is beautiful and lively, and her temperament can be described as "slutty" in the eyes of ordinary people. After Xu Xian married Bai Suzhen, he often had unreasonable thoughts about his sister-in-law.It's just that when Wuxu suddenly mentioned it, Xu Xian suddenly remembered that if his wife is a goblin, then wouldn't his sister-in-law who has a very good relationship with her also...

And think about it, this sister-in-law's walking posture on weekdays, and the lazy look she often has, and even her dissolute temperament...

Xu Xian turned his head to look at Wu Xu in despair: "Xiaoqing...isn't Xiaoqing missing?"

Wuxu: "A few days ago, benefactor Xiaoqing just came to Jinshan Temple to look at the Buddha's face, but now he has gone back. Benefactor Xiaoqing said that if there is no one at home to watch, it will be bad for the thief."

Hearing what Wu Xu said, Xu Xian suddenly felt dizzy, and supported the bed beside him, Xu Xian sat down with a pale face.Even though he doesn't feel too afraid of those bloody funny snakes now, he still trembles with fear when he thinks of the terrifying appearance of his wife.Now that I think about how I wanted to see my wife just now, I must have lost my mind.Her wives are so terrifying, Xiaoqing might be even more frightening than his.

God will kill me!

How can this be good...

Think about this evil monk again, just being dragged by this monk to talk about life, he has had such a terrible dream for so long. ┭┮﹏┭┮ Where is this world broken?Have demons and ghosts invaded the world?What about Buddha Light Purdue?

Exhausted, Xu Xian held his clothes and sat on the bed with an expression of seeing the end of the world. After thinking for a long time, he finally stood up. He decided that it would be better to leave this evil monastery first.

If Xu Xian was the usual one, he would have been so frightened by what Wu Xu said, that he would be tearful and bewildered.But the dream that lasted for half a month was indeed not for nothing, at least Xu Xian could still stand up at this time, and his heart was not completely flustered to the point where he couldn't think of anything.

He decided to escape first, go back and have a look, and then find some capable Taoist monks to collect all the two goblins at home.Even though Master Fahai is very weird, it doesn't mean that all the monks and priests in the world have become like this, right?

After making up his mind, Xu Xian put on his clothes and went out. The little monk looked up at the benefactor who was rushing out with a completely nervous expression, and then called Wu Xu with some worry, "Abbot? Is this benefactor Xu in a daze? "

Wu Xu waved his hand, "Nothing."

Just when Xu Xian reached the gate of the courtyard, his body was suddenly frozen and he couldn't move at all.Then Xu Xian heard Wuxu's voice behind him, "Amitabha, why is Benefactor Xu leaving now? The poor monk has saved all sentient beings, and Benefactor Xu has not finished his salvation, so he can't leave now."

Xu Xian: "..." ┭┮﹏┭┮This damn monk really has a problem, help...

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