[Comprehensive] What you wear is an attitude

If God could still give him a chance to choose, Xu Xian just wanted to say that he would definitely not risk his life to go to Jinshan Temple to find that bald donkey in Fahai to take his wife.Are all monks nowadays so cruel? !

The thing is like this, Xu Xian married a particularly beautiful and virtuous woman who was envied by everyone as the head of the house and raised her at home. Her surname was Bai and her name was Suzhen.This Bai Suzhen's family has property, is educated, and is beautiful, but there is a slight taboo about having no father and no mother.But Xu Xian didn't mind, it would be better if he didn't have parents, Bai Suzhen directly married all her family property into his family as a dowry.

Since marrying Bai Suzhen, how many colleagues have said envious words in private?Even when he was out shopping in a brothel, it would make Xu Xian feel more embarrassed to bring out the white lady in his family and talk about it. Think about it, none of his colleagues can be as lucky as him, and Xu Xian also feels that he is so lucky. The lady married well.It's just that things went a little wrong on the night of the Dragon Boat Festival.

His white lady turned into a giant python and appeared in front of his eyes.

Xu Xian really wanted to say that all this was just because he drank too much alcohol, but he couldn't deceive himself, and the next day he passed out after being frightened.Xu Xian went directly to the Jinshan Temple to find a powerful host, hoping that the host could accept this goblin.Xu Xian is just an ordinary person. It is very normal for an ordinary person to be afraid of goblins, and thinking that he has slept with this goblin for so long, who knows when this goblin will suddenly eat him.

It is a matter of course to come to the temple to find the monk and accept the goblin.However, the development of all things deviated from the original track after he came to Jinshan Temple.

The host actually didn't accept the white lady who ran to the temple with him, instead he heard that the white lady stayed in the Jinshan Temple... Is this the monk's brain twitching?Just when he was feeling very bad, Fahai actually found him and talked with him for a long time.

Now just thinking about that conversation back then, Xu Xian felt like vomiting blood. How could he be so bewitched that what Fa Hai said made sense?If you believe what Fa Hai said, you are just too timid, what if you need to practice your courage?What about the matter of the monks being merciful and subduing demons?How could he be completely forgotten by what Fahai said? He came to Jinshan Temple to let Fahai take that goblin away?

Sure enough, if the sky does evil, he can still live on himself. As a result, he will face the current scene the next day.

Waking up early in the morning, I found a snake hanging on my forehead that kept spitting at him. I was so scared that I rolled off the bed. less snakes.The slippery snake body was entangled with each other, Xu Xian was almost frightened on the spot, one Buddha came out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, in fact, he also passed out directly.

How much Xu Xian wanted to say that those were just nightmares he had because he was frightened and insane after seeing his wife's real body.But when he woke up again, he found that the snakes that were originally coiled around the room had all run onto his body!How can you have fun with this? !Feeling the heavy weight and slippery feeling on his body, Xu Xian successfully passed out again.

Sometimes Xu Xian thought how wonderful it would be to be so frightened that he could completely lose his mind.The sadder thing than finding out that your room is full of snakes is that no matter how many times you pass out, you wake up to find so many snakes around you that you have to dare not pass out again, but Choose to climb out of the pile of more and more snakes with difficulty.

The feeling of crawling out of the snake pile is really "beautiful"...

That greasy feeling of sliding back and forth against his body, and the feeling of those snakes accidentally entangled himself or got into his arms... Just when Xu Xian felt that he was about to collapse. However, he seemed to be able to understand what the snakes were saying.

"Wow~ this person's body is so warm, hurry up and squeeze over!" Get out!You are disgusting, stay away from me!Damn, you told me to stay away from me!

"Woooooo... I can't find my mother. This human being is so annoying. I got knotted around him. Mom... woooo..." =_=So you really got knotted ?I said why I couldn't drag you off me after pulling for a long time. I was also drunk when I met this kind of snake that would tie itself in knots.

"Damn chicken! Why are you all squeezed here? If you squeeze again, you will be killed! It's really too crowded!" I also feel that it's too crowded. Do you dare to disperse? It's enough...

When Xu Xian finally squeezed out of the snake pile, he sat on the threshold without a trace, looking at the pile of snakes in the room that were knotted and bickering because they were crowded together.Xu Xian suddenly found sadly that he was not too afraid of them.No one can be afraid of this group of snakes whose brains are not very good, they will tie knots with each other, and even if they want to fight, they can't find the head of another snake that is entangled with them, right?

Xu Xian never knew that it would be such a feeling to be able to understand a group of snakes who were disgusting no matter how they looked at them.

Just when Xu Xian was a little numb by the close contact of such a group of snakes, Xu Xian, who thought he was finally out of the predicament and his courage had improved a lot, collapsed out of the room.Just after leaving the room, Xu Xian realized that something was wrong with the surrounding environment.Even if he didn't know much about the structure of the Jinshan Temple's wing rooms, it couldn't be that the situation outside was so hazy that he couldn't see anything clearly, right?

Just when Xu Xian was wondering, suddenly the whole earth trembled, and then he found that not too far away from him, there seemed to be a very huge object slowly approaching him... getting closer...

"It's shaking so badly outside." A little snake crawled out of the room.

"It seems that a big guy is coming." More little snakes crawled out.

"What big guy?"

"There seems to be something wrong with the situation." A bunch of snakes crawled out and spread around Xu Xian, followed Xu Xian to look up at the big guy who was getting closer, and then...

"wtf!" A snake screamed, Xu Xian turned his head and looked at the snake at his feet saying something he couldn't understand at all, and saw the snake continued to scream, "Brothers, run! Monsters are coming!!! "

After speaking, the snake turned around and ran away, and the other snakes also turned around and ran after being a little dazed.Xu Xian was completely bewildered by the group of snakes. In the end, a large group of snakes ran out, and some snakes turned around and hooked their tails around Xu Xian's wrists before dragging them away. The force was so great that Xu Xian staggered and fell to the ground. He fell to the ground, but the snake pulling Xu Xian didn't care whether Xu Xian fell to the ground or not?In fact, it was more convenient for Xu Xian to fall on the ground and pull it up.

While dragging Xu Xian to the ground and rubbing against it to generate heat, and bumping into all kinds of stones, flowers and plants, the snake that was pulling Xu Xian still had time to turn around and teach Xu Xian, "You idiot! You still don't run away when you see a monster? Fortunately, I Clever! Run--!!!"

"Run --!!!" All the snakes.

He was dragged again just now and almost hit his forehead, and the place where he touched the ground was already worn out like bleeding. Xu Xian, who was in a mess, if he didn't really have no time to speak, he really wanted to shout, "What the hell is it now? What's the situation? Aren't you group of talking snakes monsters?" And the giant behind, why does it look more and more like an enlarged version of his wife's original body?

Don't play like this ah ah ah ah! ! !

Boom!

Xu Xian finally couldn't dodge, hit his head on a stone and passed out.Although the method of passing out this time was too rough, but Xu Xian really wanted to say that he was so dizzy ┭┮﹏┭┮, finally he didn't have to face the reality, what the hell was it.

If you feel that this matter will end here, Xu Xian would like to say, young man, you are so naive, although he was still praying in his heart before he passed out, hoping that this matter would end here, but, it can only be said that the reality is as expected It's a slap in the face.

In fact, Xu Xian didn't see very clearly what the "monsters" mentioned by the snakes looked like.But why, when he woke up again, he was in a wilderness, and he was submerged by the pair of snakes again.Xu Xian, who was almost breathless from being crushed by this pile of snakes, woke up and heard that the pile of snakes were actually discussing the situation of queuing up to get close to him to make a nest.

Xu Xian who woke up heard these words, and twitched the corners of his mouth. He actually wanted to say that what he heard was hallucinations, but Xu Xian, who was basically numb to what happened, still asked: "Why do you all use tail guessing to decide?" Who will sleep next to me first?" What the hell is a group of snakes guessing fists with their tails... And he never knew that the world of snakes is so "humorous"...

"Because your body is very warm." A group of snakes who hadn't decided the winner of the game for a long time answered so naturally.

Hell warm.

Xu Xian decided that he needed to go home and take a good rest, but after walking in this wilderness for a long time, Xu Xian, who was so hungry and thirsty, found that he couldn't find a way out.Then look at the group of snakes who had a lot of fun and kept following behind me, why did you keep following me...why did you keep calling me stupid after following me...why did you laugh at me when you said I was stupid? Is it easy for the snake that follows me to laugh at me? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

And...so hungry...

In the end, it was the group of snakes who told Xu Xian which fruits had not been poisoned to death by human beings, so Xu Xian was not directly starved to death in this wilderness.

Xu Xian, physically and mentally exhausted from being abused by the reality, thought that if his wife were here, she would have cooked meals for him long ago, so she couldn't bear to let him go hungry.But thinking about the fact that his wife was originally a monster, Xu Xian quickly dismissed this thought.Thinking about it again, although he didn't figure out what happened, he did disappear from Jinshan Temple, so Master Fahai and the others should come to find him.

Xu Xian, who was not sure what he was thinking, after spending the night with a group of snakes in the wilderness, dragged his exhausted body and had to face the reality. He was likely to live as a savage for a while.

This unreasonable world.