[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world
Chapter 81 Domestic Violence
Probably because of the shocked expression on Huajiancai, Chu Liuxiang said innocently, "My nose is not very sensitive, so sometimes it may not be accurate?"
Hua sauerkraut said complicatedly, "It's not just insensitive, I suspect you don't have a nose at all..."
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, and said helplessly, "But I smell it, and it really doesn't smell good."
Hua sauerkraut glared at him, "Just now you said it was delicious, liar!"
Chu Liuxiang couldn't help laughing, holding her little feet, and said with a smile, "Slender feet, delicate and charming, with light muscles, they are fragrant."
This flattery is in place!
As soon as Huajiancai showed a smile, Lu Xiaofeng pushed the door open and walked in.
The strange smell in the room hit his face, he subconsciously covered his mouth and nose, and said in shock, "What smell? Have you bought stinky tofu?" No, stinky tofu shouldn't smell like this.
Lu Xiaofeng seemed to realize that the smell was coming from the bed, and looked at the two wonderingly. "Did the two of you go to the hut together? The smell is so strong."
Hua Suancai's face turned green, and she stepped on Chu Liuxiang's face with both feet, and said viciously, "I order you to change my shoes within three days! Otherwise, I will kill you without mercy!"
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Although Ye Gucheng was taken away by the six doors, but because of insufficient evidence, and with the support of Baiyun City and Nanwang Mansion, the matter of the armed robber was not serious, and even the man named Gong Jiu was not even mentioned. Again.
But as soon as this happened, the epic battle between Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng was set.
The two met, on August [-]th, at the top of the Forbidden City, a battle of life and death.
Even though he knew that this battle was inevitable, Lu Xiaofeng still couldn't help worrying about Ximen Chuuxue.
Hua Suancai became more concerned. Knowing that Ximen Chuuxue didn't care about her, she went straight back to Wanmei Villa and devoted herself to practicing swords. Her eyebrows brightened, and she took Chu Liuxiang and flew to the south of the Yangtze River.
At this time, it is already April in the south of the Yangtze River.
When the weather warms up in spring, bass will leave the deep waters and begin to feed in estuary bays.
Zuo Erye of the Throwing Cup Villa in Songjiang Prefecture has a good cooking skill that can make people's tongues fall off, especially the sea bass is so delicious and tender, there is no match in the world, apart from his relatives, there is only Chu Liuxiang as a good friend , so that he can wash his hands and make soup.
Originally, the first goal was to go to Yongcui Mountain Villa to upgrade the dragon-slaying knife. The pickled cabbage was tempted by Chu Liuxiang's mouth-watering delicious sea bass, and he followed him to Songjiang Mansion first with anticipation.
Songjiang Mansion is adjacent to Songjiang, and its commerce is developed, which is no less than that of Jiangnan.
Throwing Cup Villa is also very grand, the second master Zuo is heroic, when he heard that Chu Liuxiang was coming, he came out to greet him in person.
Zuo Erye smiled boldly, "Xiang Shuai, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you very much."
Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Second Master misses, of course Chu will come."
Zuo Erye saw the curious flower sauerkraut next to Chu Liuxiang, and said, "This is?"
Hua sauerkraut introduced himself positively, "My surname is Xi, you can call me sauerkraut!"
Chu Liuxiang looked at her with a slight smile, "This is Miss Xiqing, people in the Jianghu also call her Flower Pickled Cabbage."
The Second Master Zuo obviously heard about it, and suddenly laughed, "It turned out to be Miss Xi, I heard that you captured Huo Xiu smartly, captured the Plum Blossom Pirate, and even shook the sea area with your own power.
Flower sauerkraut said modestly, "Everywhere is cultivated by the state."
When Hua Suancai was talking, Chu Liuxiang just looked at her with a smile like this, and Zuo Erye paused between the two of them, showing a meaningful smile, "Haha, it seems that what I said to Xiangshuai many years ago cannot be realized .”
Hua sauerkraut was a little curious and asked, "What words have been said for many years?"
Chu Liuxiang was a little embarrassed, and her fist touched her lips.
Zuo Erye seemed to be very surprised by Chu Liuxiang's appearance, he laughed, and couldn't help saying, "At that time, Xiangshuai said that he never had the idea of getting married in this life, and only wished to be unrestrained and free in his life."
This is also the standard mentality of a young prodigal son, they don't stop for anyone or anything.
When Zuo Erye was young, he was also such a prodigal son. She has carried the beloved daughter born by Mrs. Zuo to this day.
At that time, Second Master Zuo and Chu Liuxiang had lamented that the prodigal son was passionate, but the more passionate he was, the more ruthless he was. They were emotional but not indifferent, so once they were intrigued, they couldn't get out.
Second Master Zuo teased, "Today, I guessed at a glance that Xiang Shuai's bold words, I'm afraid they will become a cloud."
Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "I told her that Zuo Erye's sea bass is a must, so I came here to taste this good fortune. I don't know if Zuo Erye is inconvenient."
Second Master Zuo said bluntly, "Since it's your request, how could I refuse? Come in, although the perch is not as plump as in autumn, it is still fresh and tender. I will cook myself at noon and hold a banquet for you."
The two were introduced into the mansion, and after entertaining them for a while, Second Master Zuo couldn't wait to prepare the banquet.
Chu Liuxiang has been to the Throwing Cup Villa many times, and she knows this place very well, so she wandered around with sauerkraut and introduced it to her.
"There are a lot of peach blossoms planted in the Throwing Cup Villa, because Zuo Erye's beloved wife likes it, so when Zuo Erye established the Throwing Cup Villa, it was full of peach blossoms." Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "The flowers and trees are really beautiful. There is also the Wanmei Mountain Villa in Shanxi, which is said to be full of plum blossoms, which are in full bloom in the cold winter and are too beautiful to behold."
But no matter how beautiful the sauerkraut is, I dare not look at it, Chu Liuxiang smiled.
For a moment, his mind suddenly moved, he looked at the flower sauerkraut in high spirits, and asked softly, "What kind of flower do you like?"
Flower sauerkraut without thinking "money to spend!"
Chu Liuxiang "...cough cough, it seems that the girl is not short of money."
Hua sauerkraut said confidently, "Then I don't think it's too much money!"
Seeing Chu Liuxiang's helpless expression, Hua pickled cabbage paused, and said suddenly, "Oh, you want to plant flowers for me too?"
Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose. Sometimes, he was really curious about how Ah Qing managed to be too slow and too sharp.
Cough cough, my boyfriend wants to give a surprise. If I guess something first, it will really affect the bullying. The flower sauerkraut thought about it, and remedied it, "I really don't have any feelings for flowers. If you want to plant it, it's better to plant fruit trees! As long as it's not a loquat tree."
Chu Liuxiang showed curiosity, "Why?"
Hua sauerkraut shook his head and said a poem, "—there is a loquat tree in the courtyard, and it was worth it when my wife died. Today, the pavilion is like a cover."
Chu Liuxiang had never heard this line of poetry, but he couldn't help feeling sad and saddened by the desolation of people and affairs revealed in this line. The most tragic song in the world is nothing more than Yin and Yang being separated and never seeing each other again.
Being able to talk and laugh gently with the person you think about in the sun and moonlight is already a happy thing in the world.
Chu Liuxiang's mind moved slightly, she looked at Hua Suancai and said softly, "Girl, don't be so sad, there is still a lot of time between us."
Hua Suancai looked at him wonderingly, "What's sad? I haven't finished reading yet!"
Flower sauerkraut continued to read,——
"There is a loquat tree in the courtyard, which my wife bought in the year of her death, and now it is as graceful as a canopy.
Cutting it out today, I smile for Bo's little lady, and the little lady smiles, just like my wife when she was young. "
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Flower sauerkraut said softly, "Dog man..."
Chu Liuxiang's expression was tangled, but she couldn't help laughing, "Girl, who wrote this poem?"
Flower sauerkraut scratched her head, "I forgot."
Chu Liuxiang sighed, "Sometimes, I really wonder how many strange things are in your mind."
Hua sauerkraut blinked and grinned.
At this time, the weather has just warmed up, and the peach blossoms have not yet fully bloomed, and there are only a few liao liao flowers on a cluster. Maybe it is because I just became interested in reciting poems, and the poetry of flower sauerkraut is very popular.
She pointed at the peach blossom and shook her head, "This peach blossom is really beautiful, like a scumbag in the world."
Chu Liuxiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Is there any necessary relationship between peach blossoms and scumbags?"
Hua Suancai glanced at him, took out a small mirror from his backpack, "Look for yourself."
Chu Liuxiang looked in the mirror and asked inexplicably, "What?"
Flower sauerkraut "One of the biggest scumbags in Jianghu is peach blossom eyes!"
Chu Liuxiang looked at her peach blossom eyes in the mirror, "..."
I don't know where they went, maybe it was close to the kitchen, a big rooster with red crown and yellow hair suddenly flew past the two of them, flew under a peach blossom tree and began to dig dirt crazily.
Seeing this, Hua Suancai was inspired, and continued to chant, "Suddenly a chicken flew up, which looks like a scumbag Lu Xiaoji."
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Flower sauerkraut "There are no flowers on the peach tree, just like a scumbag called no flowers."
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Flower sauerkraut "has no flowers, no flowers and no flowers, just like Tanhua has no brains."
……
Hua Suancai enthusiastically summed up all the scumbags she knew, then put her hips on her hips and arrogantly criticized this bad Jianghu atmosphere, saying, "Peach Blossom Lake is three thousand feet long, so there are so many scumbags in Jianghu."
Chu Liuxiang had already accepted his fate, and sighed with a smile, "Does this count as me, a wrong step?"
The spring breeze blows, the branches and leaves shake, the fallen flowers are colorful, and the fragrance of flowers enters the hearts of the people.
Chu Liuxiang's beautiful peach blossom eyes became more and more fascinated by the peach blossoms flying down.
The arrogant confidence of flower sauerkraut with akimbo suddenly felt weak "..."
After a cooling-off period and a window period for the two of them, Hua Suancai found that she still couldn't resist the temptation of the scumbag.
Woohoo, she is guilty, but this dog man is really damn sweet.
Hua Suancai swallowed her saliva, and said slowly, "No, you really shouldn't fall on me. Your old account is so thick that I can keep it for a lifetime. It's still too late to quit now."
Today, how can you quit.
Chu Liuxiang stared at the woman with crooked eyes, and smiled as if accepting her fate.
"Then I can only let the girl turn around for the rest of her life."
Hua sauerkraut showed an angry expression, and stretched out her hand to squeeze the sweet face of the dog man.
"Chu Liuxiang, you're finished!"
Chu Liuxiang was used to the sudden attack of the sauerkraut, and he even had a little expectation, because he found that every time the sauerkraut stretched out his hand to pinch him, his neck would actually blush with embarrassment.
He hugged him into his arms with a laugh, and the pickled cabbage lay down on him, letting him hug his waist, and announced from above.
"I decided to give myself a logical reason to beat you from now on!"
Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "What reason?"
Hua Suancai puffed up her face and said viciously, "Domestic violence!"
Hua sauerkraut said complicatedly, "It's not just insensitive, I suspect you don't have a nose at all..."
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, and said helplessly, "But I smell it, and it really doesn't smell good."
Hua sauerkraut glared at him, "Just now you said it was delicious, liar!"
Chu Liuxiang couldn't help laughing, holding her little feet, and said with a smile, "Slender feet, delicate and charming, with light muscles, they are fragrant."
This flattery is in place!
As soon as Huajiancai showed a smile, Lu Xiaofeng pushed the door open and walked in.
The strange smell in the room hit his face, he subconsciously covered his mouth and nose, and said in shock, "What smell? Have you bought stinky tofu?" No, stinky tofu shouldn't smell like this.
Lu Xiaofeng seemed to realize that the smell was coming from the bed, and looked at the two wonderingly. "Did the two of you go to the hut together? The smell is so strong."
Hua Suancai's face turned green, and she stepped on Chu Liuxiang's face with both feet, and said viciously, "I order you to change my shoes within three days! Otherwise, I will kill you without mercy!"
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Although Ye Gucheng was taken away by the six doors, but because of insufficient evidence, and with the support of Baiyun City and Nanwang Mansion, the matter of the armed robber was not serious, and even the man named Gong Jiu was not even mentioned. Again.
But as soon as this happened, the epic battle between Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng was set.
The two met, on August [-]th, at the top of the Forbidden City, a battle of life and death.
Even though he knew that this battle was inevitable, Lu Xiaofeng still couldn't help worrying about Ximen Chuuxue.
Hua Suancai became more concerned. Knowing that Ximen Chuuxue didn't care about her, she went straight back to Wanmei Villa and devoted herself to practicing swords. Her eyebrows brightened, and she took Chu Liuxiang and flew to the south of the Yangtze River.
At this time, it is already April in the south of the Yangtze River.
When the weather warms up in spring, bass will leave the deep waters and begin to feed in estuary bays.
Zuo Erye of the Throwing Cup Villa in Songjiang Prefecture has a good cooking skill that can make people's tongues fall off, especially the sea bass is so delicious and tender, there is no match in the world, apart from his relatives, there is only Chu Liuxiang as a good friend , so that he can wash his hands and make soup.
Originally, the first goal was to go to Yongcui Mountain Villa to upgrade the dragon-slaying knife. The pickled cabbage was tempted by Chu Liuxiang's mouth-watering delicious sea bass, and he followed him to Songjiang Mansion first with anticipation.
Songjiang Mansion is adjacent to Songjiang, and its commerce is developed, which is no less than that of Jiangnan.
Throwing Cup Villa is also very grand, the second master Zuo is heroic, when he heard that Chu Liuxiang was coming, he came out to greet him in person.
Zuo Erye smiled boldly, "Xiang Shuai, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you very much."
Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Second Master misses, of course Chu will come."
Zuo Erye saw the curious flower sauerkraut next to Chu Liuxiang, and said, "This is?"
Hua sauerkraut introduced himself positively, "My surname is Xi, you can call me sauerkraut!"
Chu Liuxiang looked at her with a slight smile, "This is Miss Xiqing, people in the Jianghu also call her Flower Pickled Cabbage."
The Second Master Zuo obviously heard about it, and suddenly laughed, "It turned out to be Miss Xi, I heard that you captured Huo Xiu smartly, captured the Plum Blossom Pirate, and even shook the sea area with your own power.
Flower sauerkraut said modestly, "Everywhere is cultivated by the state."
When Hua Suancai was talking, Chu Liuxiang just looked at her with a smile like this, and Zuo Erye paused between the two of them, showing a meaningful smile, "Haha, it seems that what I said to Xiangshuai many years ago cannot be realized .”
Hua sauerkraut was a little curious and asked, "What words have been said for many years?"
Chu Liuxiang was a little embarrassed, and her fist touched her lips.
Zuo Erye seemed to be very surprised by Chu Liuxiang's appearance, he laughed, and couldn't help saying, "At that time, Xiangshuai said that he never had the idea of getting married in this life, and only wished to be unrestrained and free in his life."
This is also the standard mentality of a young prodigal son, they don't stop for anyone or anything.
When Zuo Erye was young, he was also such a prodigal son. She has carried the beloved daughter born by Mrs. Zuo to this day.
At that time, Second Master Zuo and Chu Liuxiang had lamented that the prodigal son was passionate, but the more passionate he was, the more ruthless he was. They were emotional but not indifferent, so once they were intrigued, they couldn't get out.
Second Master Zuo teased, "Today, I guessed at a glance that Xiang Shuai's bold words, I'm afraid they will become a cloud."
Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "I told her that Zuo Erye's sea bass is a must, so I came here to taste this good fortune. I don't know if Zuo Erye is inconvenient."
Second Master Zuo said bluntly, "Since it's your request, how could I refuse? Come in, although the perch is not as plump as in autumn, it is still fresh and tender. I will cook myself at noon and hold a banquet for you."
The two were introduced into the mansion, and after entertaining them for a while, Second Master Zuo couldn't wait to prepare the banquet.
Chu Liuxiang has been to the Throwing Cup Villa many times, and she knows this place very well, so she wandered around with sauerkraut and introduced it to her.
"There are a lot of peach blossoms planted in the Throwing Cup Villa, because Zuo Erye's beloved wife likes it, so when Zuo Erye established the Throwing Cup Villa, it was full of peach blossoms." Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "The flowers and trees are really beautiful. There is also the Wanmei Mountain Villa in Shanxi, which is said to be full of plum blossoms, which are in full bloom in the cold winter and are too beautiful to behold."
But no matter how beautiful the sauerkraut is, I dare not look at it, Chu Liuxiang smiled.
For a moment, his mind suddenly moved, he looked at the flower sauerkraut in high spirits, and asked softly, "What kind of flower do you like?"
Flower sauerkraut without thinking "money to spend!"
Chu Liuxiang "...cough cough, it seems that the girl is not short of money."
Hua sauerkraut said confidently, "Then I don't think it's too much money!"
Seeing Chu Liuxiang's helpless expression, Hua pickled cabbage paused, and said suddenly, "Oh, you want to plant flowers for me too?"
Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose. Sometimes, he was really curious about how Ah Qing managed to be too slow and too sharp.
Cough cough, my boyfriend wants to give a surprise. If I guess something first, it will really affect the bullying. The flower sauerkraut thought about it, and remedied it, "I really don't have any feelings for flowers. If you want to plant it, it's better to plant fruit trees! As long as it's not a loquat tree."
Chu Liuxiang showed curiosity, "Why?"
Hua sauerkraut shook his head and said a poem, "—there is a loquat tree in the courtyard, and it was worth it when my wife died. Today, the pavilion is like a cover."
Chu Liuxiang had never heard this line of poetry, but he couldn't help feeling sad and saddened by the desolation of people and affairs revealed in this line. The most tragic song in the world is nothing more than Yin and Yang being separated and never seeing each other again.
Being able to talk and laugh gently with the person you think about in the sun and moonlight is already a happy thing in the world.
Chu Liuxiang's mind moved slightly, she looked at Hua Suancai and said softly, "Girl, don't be so sad, there is still a lot of time between us."
Hua Suancai looked at him wonderingly, "What's sad? I haven't finished reading yet!"
Flower sauerkraut continued to read,——
"There is a loquat tree in the courtyard, which my wife bought in the year of her death, and now it is as graceful as a canopy.
Cutting it out today, I smile for Bo's little lady, and the little lady smiles, just like my wife when she was young. "
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Flower sauerkraut said softly, "Dog man..."
Chu Liuxiang's expression was tangled, but she couldn't help laughing, "Girl, who wrote this poem?"
Flower sauerkraut scratched her head, "I forgot."
Chu Liuxiang sighed, "Sometimes, I really wonder how many strange things are in your mind."
Hua sauerkraut blinked and grinned.
At this time, the weather has just warmed up, and the peach blossoms have not yet fully bloomed, and there are only a few liao liao flowers on a cluster. Maybe it is because I just became interested in reciting poems, and the poetry of flower sauerkraut is very popular.
She pointed at the peach blossom and shook her head, "This peach blossom is really beautiful, like a scumbag in the world."
Chu Liuxiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Is there any necessary relationship between peach blossoms and scumbags?"
Hua Suancai glanced at him, took out a small mirror from his backpack, "Look for yourself."
Chu Liuxiang looked in the mirror and asked inexplicably, "What?"
Flower sauerkraut "One of the biggest scumbags in Jianghu is peach blossom eyes!"
Chu Liuxiang looked at her peach blossom eyes in the mirror, "..."
I don't know where they went, maybe it was close to the kitchen, a big rooster with red crown and yellow hair suddenly flew past the two of them, flew under a peach blossom tree and began to dig dirt crazily.
Seeing this, Hua Suancai was inspired, and continued to chant, "Suddenly a chicken flew up, which looks like a scumbag Lu Xiaoji."
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Flower sauerkraut "There are no flowers on the peach tree, just like a scumbag called no flowers."
Chu Liuxiang "..."
Flower sauerkraut "has no flowers, no flowers and no flowers, just like Tanhua has no brains."
……
Hua Suancai enthusiastically summed up all the scumbags she knew, then put her hips on her hips and arrogantly criticized this bad Jianghu atmosphere, saying, "Peach Blossom Lake is three thousand feet long, so there are so many scumbags in Jianghu."
Chu Liuxiang had already accepted his fate, and sighed with a smile, "Does this count as me, a wrong step?"
The spring breeze blows, the branches and leaves shake, the fallen flowers are colorful, and the fragrance of flowers enters the hearts of the people.
Chu Liuxiang's beautiful peach blossom eyes became more and more fascinated by the peach blossoms flying down.
The arrogant confidence of flower sauerkraut with akimbo suddenly felt weak "..."
After a cooling-off period and a window period for the two of them, Hua Suancai found that she still couldn't resist the temptation of the scumbag.
Woohoo, she is guilty, but this dog man is really damn sweet.
Hua Suancai swallowed her saliva, and said slowly, "No, you really shouldn't fall on me. Your old account is so thick that I can keep it for a lifetime. It's still too late to quit now."
Today, how can you quit.
Chu Liuxiang stared at the woman with crooked eyes, and smiled as if accepting her fate.
"Then I can only let the girl turn around for the rest of her life."
Hua sauerkraut showed an angry expression, and stretched out her hand to squeeze the sweet face of the dog man.
"Chu Liuxiang, you're finished!"
Chu Liuxiang was used to the sudden attack of the sauerkraut, and he even had a little expectation, because he found that every time the sauerkraut stretched out his hand to pinch him, his neck would actually blush with embarrassment.
He hugged him into his arms with a laugh, and the pickled cabbage lay down on him, letting him hug his waist, and announced from above.
"I decided to give myself a logical reason to beat you from now on!"
Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "What reason?"
Hua Suancai puffed up her face and said viciously, "Domestic violence!"
You'll Also Like
-
One evolution point per second, all beasts are star level
Chapter 117 3 hours ago -
Naruto: Starting from the fusion illusion and replicating bloodline
Chapter 284 3 hours ago -
Real Elf World
Chapter 152 3 hours ago -
Short video: Shocking the world
Chapter 245 3 hours ago -
O, the popular girl, loves to act like a spoiled child. She is afraid of insects and cold and wants
Chapter 498 1 days ago -
Mind Reading: Koi Cub brings script to save the whole family
Chapter 355 1 days ago -
Mirror World
Chapter 181 1 days ago -
Wow, I can form an NPC in a survival game
Chapter 90 1 days ago -
Supernatural live broadcast: I am a krypton gold boss in the wilderness survival game
Chapter 66 1 days ago -
Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating
Chapter 558 1 days ago