[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

A lot has happened recently.

Plum Blossom Pirates, red shoes were captured one after another, Huo Xiu, one of the five masters, was also prosecuted by the six gates, the leader of the beggar gang was seriously ill and the beggar gang was in turmoil, Shenshui Palace Tianyi Shenshui was stolen, and there were rumors that it was the thief commander Chu Liuxiang for.

Of course, the most shocking news is that the sword god Ximen Chuuxue, who has never been defeated, was defeated by a strange woman with a giant knife and broke his beloved sword.

Ximen Chuuxue is a well-deserved sword god. Although his black sheath sword is unremarkable, it has already been listed as the third in the weapon spectrum, and it is on top of Xiao Li Feidao and Su Mengzhen's red sleeve sword. From his early exposure in the Jianghu to his prestigious reputation today, he still stands tall.

Unexpectedly, the sword was broken by an unknown woman.

Bai Xiaosheng, who never recorded women, had to make an exception and record this giant knife on the weapon list.

But Bai Xiaosheng bluntly said that a good knife should be matched with a hero, and a woman should not use it, so he only remembered the name of the knife, not its owner, and ranked this knife behind Xiao Lifei's knife and Hongxiu knife.

"Now, that woman's weapon ranks sixth in the weapon list, ahead of Xiao Li Feidao and Hongxiudao."

After the middle-aged fat man finished the news, he smiled at the sauerkraut, "My surname is Sun, you can call me Xiao Sun, Uncle Sun, you can call me any grandson."

Hua sauerkraut said with distaste, "There is no shortage of grandsons, and there is no shortage of uncles."

The middle-aged fat man chuckled again, rubbed his hands together and said cautiously, "Naturally, girls need everything. However, that Bai Xiaosheng favored boys over girls, and this time the girl made an exception on the list. It's a shame, but he maliciously lowered the ranking, which is not giving the girl face."

Hua Suancai touched her face, making sure that her disguise buff hadn't passed, she wondered, "How do you know it's me?"

"What the girl said, we news people have to have our own methods." The middle-aged fat man smiled, and said in a low voice, "The girl disguised herself as Ximen Chuuxue, and she appeared in Beijing before. This identity is no longer It's solid."

Hua Suancai rubbed her chin, thoughtfully, turned her eyes and frowned again and said, "By the way, I asked where the Shenshui Palace is, and you have been nagging for a long time, does it have half a dime relationship with the Shenshui Palace? "

The matter started from yesterday, when Zhu Shuang was arranged to wait at home, Hua Suancai took Long Xiaoyun and went straight to Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion, asking Yan Tieshan to find the most well-informed person in the world, looking for the girl acquisition point of Shenshui Palace.Hearing that Yaoyue Lianxing was arrested, Yan Tieshan didn't dare to hesitate, and found this middle-aged fat man overnight.

Looking sloppy, the news is well-informed, but there is a lot of nonsense.

The middle-aged fat male god said mysteriously, "If someone else asks, I will naturally pay back the money, sell the news and leave, but if a girl asks, then I have to say a few more words. Of course, if a girl wants to know Others, I can also tell the girl."

"Don't talk about the affairs of the Jianghu, there is nothing I don't know about the affairs outside the Jianghu." With a little pride on his expression, he stomped on Bai Xiaosheng secretly, "Better than that Bai Xiaosheng." Excellent."

Hua Suancai raised her eyebrows and said, "Can you answer any question?"

The middle-aged fat man said confidently, "I can bet with the girl, I will definitely know the girl's problems."

Hua Suancai rubbed her chin, turned her eyes and said, "It's a bet."

Half a quarter of an hour later, Hua Suancai slowly walked out of the Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion with a handful of bank notes and led Long Xiaoyun.

Hua Jiancai sighed happily, "As a human being, don't be too sure. There are many accidents in the world."

Long Xiaoyun gave her a strange look, "What did you do? I think that Dazhi Datong left with a sad face."

"Great Wisdom? You said the one whose surname is Sun?" Hua Suancai stuffed the banknotes into her backpack, and said with a chuckle, "It doesn't look very wise."

Long Xiaoyun snorted coldly and said, "Dazhi Datong and Bai Xiaosheng are tied for the number one information source in Jianghu. Even the top-secret information about Six Doors and Golden Wind and Rain Building is sometimes not as fast as they know it. What did you do? You made people cry."

Hua sauerkraut rubbed his chin, "He said he knew everything, so I asked him which came first, the chicken or the egg."

Long Xiaoyun "...?"

What the hell question is this.

Flower sauerkraut: "He was not convinced at first, saying that there was no answer to this question."

Long Xiaoyun was also a little curious, "Then what is the answer?"

The sauerkraut gave him a stupid look, "Of course the chicken comes first, the egg is the egg, you can tell it literally."

Long Xiaoyun "...fuck."

Hua Suancai sighed, "Then he still refused to accept it and asked me to continue asking. I asked whether there were men or women first."

Long Xiaoyun had a strange expression, "...and then?"

Hua sauerkraut laughed triumphantly, "Then he kept refusing to accept it, kept asking me to ask, and finally lost all his money and new news for the next ten years to me."

Long Xiaoyun couldn't hold back, and burst into another foul language, "...Fuck."

The sauerkraut slapped him backhandedly, "Kids, they're all fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, have you developed yet!"

Long Xiaoyun covered his head, it was rare that he wasn't angry with the sauerkraut, his expression was shocked and excited and he said, "Do you know what kind of wealth these news are? It is said that Dazhi Datong has been fighting wits and courage with Bai Xiaosheng these years. One year's news is more expensive than the other, and the latest news for the next ten years... It's not an exaggeration to say that it's priceless!"

No, maybe it cannot be said to be priceless. After all, these news can not only be exchanged for money, but also contacts, resources and even the favor of big shots. These things are not something that money can get.

Although Long Xiaoyun is young, his mind is smart enough, and as an only child, Long Xiaoyun never hides any news from him. When he suddenly heard such news, his whole face turned red with excitement, and he started chatting with rare words. He kept talking non-stop.

Hua Suancai took him into an inn and opened an upper room, and while he was still excitedly talking about Bai Xiaosheng and Dazhi Datong, he stuffed a disguise pill into his mouth, The mirror began to knead and knead.

Seeing this, Long Xiaoyun was displeased and said, "Did you hear me?"

Hua Suancai continued to pinch the angles of his facial features, and said absent-mindedly, "Yeah, I heard, it's priceless, is there a Jewelery Pavilion that's priceless?"

Long Xiaoyun fell into deep thought and said, "The news is a one-shot deal, and there is a risk of leaking it in advance, plus Bai Xiaosheng's uncertain factor...it can't be compared with the Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion, where money makes money."

Long Xiaoyun asked in surprise, "Could it be that the Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion is also yours?"

Hua sauerkraut adjusted the angle of his nose and said casually, "It's not mine."

Long Xiaoyun sneered, "It's nothing like yours."

Hua Suancai snorted, and said, "It's from Yaoyue, so it's no different from mine."

Long Xiaoyun "...Fuck, Yaoyue? That stinky brat?"

Hua Suancai glanced at him with a weird expression, "What right do you have to call someone a bad-tempered brat?"

You stink much more than others.

After Hua sauerkraut finished speaking, she stopped the movement of her hands, looked left and right in the mirror, nodded in satisfaction, and turned her head to Long Xiaoyun with a charming smile.

"How about it, isn't it similar!"

Before Long Xiaoyun could react to the news that Yaoyue was a rich second generation, he suddenly saw Hua Suancai's face at this moment, and his expression was surprised.

"Why did you disguise yourself as Chu Liuxiang again?"

After Long Xiaoyun finished speaking, he frowned again and said, "No, no, it's not Chu Liuxiang."

Although the pair of peach blossom eyes are exactly the same, but the facial features are obviously softer, which belong to the face of a woman.

"It's not Chu Liuxiang, it's Chu Liuxiang's daughter~"

Long Xiaoyun's expression was inexplicable, "Haven't you already changed your face, why did you change your face again?"

Hua Suancai said, "The person surnamed Sun said that my previous disguise has already appeared in the capital, so it's best to change my identity."

Long Xiaoyun said, "Did you ask how to get to Shenshui Palace?"

Hua Suancai adjusted the details of her face in the mirror, and continued, "Shenshui Palace has stolen Tianyi Shenshui. As long as we use the excuse of returning Tianyi Shenshui to make a deal with Shenshui Palace, we can naturally get in." , the only shortcoming is that we don't have Tianyi Shenshui in our hands."

Part of Tianyi Shenshui is on Chu Liuxiang, and part is on Wuhua. Wuhua doesn't need to think about it, and Chu Liuxiang's character will definitely return Tianyi Shenshui when the matter at hand is over.

Hua Suancai raised her lips and smiled, "So, as Chu Liuxiang's daughter, Ximen Wuhen, it is a suitable excuse for me to go to Shenshui Palace to explain the ins and outs."

Long Xiaoyun nodded, and then asked with a puzzled expression, "Since she is Chu Liuxiang's daughter, why is her surname Ximen?"

Hua Suancai groaned, showing a strange expression, "I don't know, but I subconsciously think that Chu Liuxiang's daughter should be called Ximen Wuhen."

After thinking hard for a while, Hua Pickle had an aunt's face flashing across her mind, and she beeped, not daring to think about it anymore.

"Maybe it's my mother's surname!" Hua Suancai said casually, and then took out the dance skirt equipped with Aunt Gongsun from her backpack and put it on her body.

With the added charm of the dress, she turned around in the mirror intoxicated, Hua sauerkraut couldn't help covering her face and screaming.

"My god, Chu Liuxiang is too beautiful! Gorgeous! It's gone!"

Yi Rongcheng's girl is actually more beautiful than Ximen Chuuxue, and she is still her favorite glamorous style. She can lick these peach eyes for a lifetime!

It's just that the chest is a little small.

The sauerkraut covered her chest dissatisfied, no way!How can Meiyan Yujie be a steamed bun, it must be magnificent!

Looking at the sauerkraut, Long Xiaoyun took out two big steamed buns out of nowhere, and twitched the corners of his mouth.Suddenly thought of something again, frowned and said, "If I remember correctly, you seem to have said before that your father is Ximen Chuuxue, and you made Ximen regret it."

Hua Suancai stuffed the steamed buns into her chest, and said casually, "That's right."

Long Xiaoyun snorted coldly, and cast a disgusted look at the sauerkraut.

It turns out that following the mother's surname means this.

I already knew that the two of you were abnormal.