[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

Chu Liuxiang left the capital and went to the headquarters of the Beggar Clan in Jiangnan, Lu Xiaofeng was entrusted with some ruthless task, and went to Jiangnan with Chu Liuxiang.

Yaoyue Lianxing and his mother Zhu Shuang were sent to Beijing by Hua pickled cabbage under the pretext of selling sauerkraut in order to avoid being too involved in Shi Tianwang's affairs, but they have not returned yet.

In the small courtyard of Xinshou Village, there are only two people left, Hua Suancai and Long Xiaoyun.

The winter sun was just right, and after being tired from fighting monsters in the back mountain, Hua Suancai came back and found a recliner, sat in the yard to bask in the sun, lazily crossed his legs, and swayed for a while.

Long Xiaoyun followed the sauerkraut all the way, staring at her intently, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

Hua sauerkraut opened one eyelid helplessly, "I said, is it necessary for you? It's been three days, and you're still angry?"

Long Xiaoyun looked at her expressionlessly.

Huasuanmen put his head on his hands, and said in a deliberative way, "Well, let's discuss it. I will treat you to candied haws, so you can calm down?"

Long Xiaoyun sneered, "Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"

Hua sauerkraut said confidently, "13-year-olds should also eat candied haws!"

Long Xiaoyun looked at her with cold eyes, Hua Suancai sighed, and compromised, "Okay, okay, tell me how you can not be angry."

Long Xiaoyun twitched the corners of his mouth and said viciously, "I will forgive you for jumping into the cesspit now."

Hua Suancai showed an indescribable expression, and then took out the Dragon Slaying Knife.

Long Xiaoyun had formed a conditioned reflex, subconsciously took a step back, staring and said, "What do you want!"

Hua Suancai frowned and said, "It's too difficult to jump into the cesspit, why don't I beat you up."

It's not good for a bear to be angry, just give him a good beating.

Long Xiaoyun was very angry, and started swearing again in Shanxi dialect that he didn't understand.

Sauerkraut "Still angry?"

Long Xiaoyun "Give birth to your mother!"

Hua sauerkraut didn't get angry by default, and she lay down again with her gods and spirits present. She is still a very enlightened parent, so she doesn't care about cursing.

Ah~ It's such a comfortable afternoon, it's so comfortable to bask in the sun.

After a while, the sauerkraut said again, "I'm hungry."

Long Xiaoyun sneered, "Forget it if you starve to death."

Before Yaoyue Lianxing left, their mother Zhu Shuang was always cooking. After Zhu Shuang left, Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng took turns to take the top. Now that everyone has left, it is Long Xiao’s turn to cook. cloud head.

Poor young master who doesn't distinguish between salt and sugar, was forcibly ground by flower sauerkraut into a kitchen guy who can cook sauerkraut beef noodles.

Flower sauerkraut urged Long Xiaoyun to cook, but Long Xiaoyun couldn't resist, so he could only roll up his sleeves angrily, gnashing his teeth while picking out sauerkraut, "I really want to poison you to death with sauerkraut."

Hua sauerkraut swayed on the chair and said, "I don't know if you will be poisoned or not, but I will definitely poison you to death when I cook."

Long Xiaoyun thought of the bowl of fish head soup with sauerkraut, and fell silent. Then he silently walked into the kitchen holding the sauerkraut, and there was a vicious sound of chopping knives.

Flower sauerkraut is waiting to eat happily.

But before the meal was ready, a message came from the system that had not moved for a long time.

The system reports that Yaoyue and Lianxing have left the guild.

Flower sauerkraut "???"

What the hell?what's the situation?

Hua Suancai clicked on the guild list, and sure enough, there were only three guild members, and she was the only commander left.

Just wondering, Yaoyue and Lianxing's mother, Zhu Shuang, stumbled back from the outside, with tears on her face and an anxious expression, and when she saw the sauerkraut, she let out a choked cry.

"Girl Hua, there is a woman who stole Yue'er and Xing'er away!"

Long Xiaoyun poked his head out of the kitchen when he heard the sound, and looked at the two of them hesitantly.

Hua Suancai poured a cup of tea for Zhu Shuang and said, "Speak slowly, what's going on."

Zhu Shuang wiped away his tears, as if he had found a backbone, he told Hua sauerkraut what happened today.

After Wuhua escaped, the mother and son stayed in the capital for another three days, until today when Hua Suancai sent the news to let them go home, Zhu Shuang brought Yaoyue Lianxing to go back, but on the way they met a man named Gong Nan. A quiet woman, said that Yaoyue Lianxing has good bones and good looks, and if she enters the Divine Water Palace, she will be lucky.

Zhu Shuang touched her tears and said, "Yue'er rejected her, saying that she has already joined the girl's gang, but the girl said that if your gang leaders are capable, they will come to Shenshui Palace to take you away."

"It's been so old, and there are still people who are forced to poach people in the street!" Hua Suancai furiously began to look through the list of Jianghu gangs, "I, Thomas, want to see which dog gang dares to poach me from the pickled cabbage sect... Bah, the pickled cabbage gang corner of the wall!"

Long Xiaoyun didn't know when he came out of the kitchen, raised his eyebrows and said, "Shenshui Palace is the most mysterious gang in Jianghu. It is said that it only accepts women. Its master jellyfish, Yin Ji, has unfathomable martial arts. The Tianyi Shenshui that the smelly monk stole , is something from Shenshui Palace.”

Hua Suancai let out a laugh, and asked, "Isn't Ke Yaoyue a boy?"

Zhu Shuang quickly explained, "The kid likes the dress the girl gave me very much, so he has been wearing it these days..."

Flower sauerkraut "..." Yaoyue, ah, Yaoyue, so you are still a hidden master of women's clothing?

Hua Suancai complained inwardly, but also turned to the introduction of Shenshui Palace, and she directly clicked on the guild leader's information.

Jellyfish Yin Ji level 92, master of Shenshui Palace...

Very good, don't read the rest, Ximen Fuxue is only level 72 now, isn't it too much for you Thomas to be higher than Ximen Fuxue!

Especially when you bully rookies in the street, Shenshui Palace is extremely shameless!

Hua Suancai closed the game interface indignantly, and glanced at Long Xiaoyun, "What are you doing in a daze, keep cooking!"

Long Xiaoyun sneered, and looked at the Huasuancai joke maliciously, "The only two assistants have been poached, are you still in the mood to eat?"

Hua Suancai resolutely clicked on the gang again, and pulled Long Xiaoyun into the gang, "I declare that you are now the elder of the pickled cabbage gang, and the gang leader orders you to cook."

Long Xiaoyun snorted coldly, turned around and walked into the kitchen arrogantly.

Zhu Shuang looked at the sauerkraut with tears in his eyes, choked up and said, "Girl, you must save them."

People must be saved, but how to save them is a problem.

Hua sauerkraut rubbed her head with a headache, "Don't worry, wait until I figure out a way."

So far, Hua Suancai has cut down two monsters across levels, one is Ximen Chuuxue and the other is Huo Xiu. It can be regarded as one out of three, she was still lying in Li Yuan for more than half a month, and her internal energy was banned for more than half a month.

Flower sauerkraut felt that she still cherished her life. These two things have already told her that if she can't bear it, she must outsmart her!

Hua sauerkraut flicked through the system messages to find information related to Shenshui Palace, and at the same time sincerely finished eating the sauerkraut beef noodles made by Long Xiaoyun.

After the noodles were finished, she put down the bowl and chopsticks and commented, "The taste is okay. Next time, remember to wash the sauerkraut more. The pickled taste is a bit strong."

Long Xiaoyun rolled his eyes and sneered, "If you have the ability, spit it out."

Hua Suancai ignored him, wiped her mouth and said, "Pack up your things, I'll take you home."

Long Xiaoyun was slightly stunned, "You want to take me home?"

Hua Suancai explained, "I'm going to Shenshui Palace, it's too dangerous, you go home and wait for me."

Long Xiaoyun didn't seem to have thought that Hua Suancai would say that, he was silent for a moment, and sneered, "It's up to you? Can you come out after going to Shenshui Palace?"

Hua pickled cabbage slapped him on the back of the head, and said earnestly, "If you care about others, speak well. I didn't know that I thought you were provoking!"

Long Xiaoyun staggered, covered his head and said angrily, "The devil cares about you. A woman like you should have died a long time ago!"

Flower Sauerkraut: "Okay, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you today, go and pack up."

Long Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and said, "I want to go with you!"

Hua Jiancai glanced at him, "If you follow me, you will die."

Long Xiaoyun snorted coldly, "I won't die, if I die, you will die."

Hua Suancai slapped her across the face, and said in disgust, "You little brat, why do you always speak so badly, you haven't learned my virtues at all."

Long Xiaoyun twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that you have some virtue, he turned his head and said coldly, "Anyway, I don't want to go back, I still want to play outside, you don't want to send me away."

At the end of the sentence, he secretly glanced at the sauerkraut.

He really didn't want to go back. Although it was a bit irritating to follow the sauerkraut, she was more popular and more fun than the cold home.

Flower Sauerkraut was a bit surprised that Long Xiaoyun was so persistent, but she didn't have to send Long Xiaoyun away. After all, she was a model of a black-hearted captain whose teammates walked together for life and held hands before death. Obedient, that's why I thought about sending him back to avoid delays.

Since he said he wanted to go together, it would be nice for everyone to die together! ——Hua sauerkraut was thinking black-heartedly.

Hua Suancai reminded, "Don't say I didn't tell you, only women can enter Shenshui Palace, come with me, but you have to wear women's clothes."

"It's not that I haven't worn it!" Long Xiaoyun snorted coldly, glanced at her, and said stiffly, "I don't want to wear the suit that fell out of the cesspit. You have to buy me a new one." After thinking about it, he added "It's more beautiful than Yaoyue's! Even more beautiful!"

Flower sauerkraut "Why bother, you are not as beautiful as anyone else!"

Long Xiaoyun glared at her angrily.

Flower sauerkraut: "Good, good, buy, buy, buy, buy a box for you to wear!"

Long Xiaoyun snorted softly, and said bluntly and arrogantly, "How are you going to get to Shenshui Palace? I heard that Shenshui Palace is very mysterious, and no one in the world knows where it is."

Hua sauerkraut smiled, and opened the world channel that hadn't been opened for a long time.

Six Doors is offering a reward of 3000 taels for the most wanted white jade demon in the whole country.

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes about the news in the capital, you must believe it, the ruthless headhunters love it the most!

Ruthless to say one last time, I don't like sauerkraut.

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes, rumors in the rivers and lakes, I have to believe it, I heard that Yin Ji, the jellyfish in Shenshui Palace, is a lily?

Zhongyuan Dianhong is on the run, accepting orders and doing work when paid.

Gong Nanyan buys girls according to the old rules, please contact me if you are interested.

Gong Jiu paid a lot of money to buy various leather whips and various small toys.

Hua sauerkraut rubbed her chin, her eyes fixed on Lily and the news about the acquisition of the girl.

From the looks of it, Ximen regretted that she was going to come out of the rivers and lakes again.