[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

When Chu Liuxiang came back, Hua sauerkraut was looking at the bowl in her hand with a look of despair.

The fish soup in the bowl was black and shiny, and I don’t know how many pots of ashes were smashed into it. A complete big fish headed towards the sky, with sauerkraut in its mouth, and stared at its owner with white eyes, with a miserable look of death. appearance.

Hua sauerkraut put down the bowl with a sad face, and said, "I hope you can be made more delicious in your next life."

Long Xiaoyun, who watched the fish head being made into a dark dish all the time, made a mocking sound.

"—Fortunately, you are still a woman."

"What's wrong with women? Do women have to know how to cook? Have you seen a few restaurant chefs who are women? And—" Hua Suancai glared at him, and calmly pushed the fish soup away, "I'm still young, so I'm not woman!"

Hua sauerkraut said confidently that children don't need to know how to cook!

Chu Liuxiang laughed and called out, "Girl."

Hua Suancai turned around and saw him, her eyes lit up, and she rushed over, grabbing Chu Liuxiang's paw affectionately, "Baby! You're back."

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose, shook his head and said with a low smile, "If I didn't know your temperament...I'm afraid I would think that you have a deep love for me, and you want to see through it."

"Then I'm really looking forward to seeing you!" Hua Suancai tried hard to look behind him for a while, but didn't see Lu Xiaofeng, and asked, "Didn't Lu Xiaofeng leave with you, where is he?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "He was arrested ruthlessly and left him, saying that we have something to discuss."

Hua Suancai lowered her voice, and said cautiously, "Is there anything else to say about Ruqing?"

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose, "He said that this is the end of the Heavenly King Sect, and that Six Doors will send people to finish it off, and..."

Hua sauerkraut asked anxiously, "And what?"

Chu Liuxiang coughed lightly, "Cough...and thanks to the girl's vigorous publicity, he is already tired of eating sauerkraut and is ready to get his wheelchair back."

When Chu Liuxiang said this sentence with a ruthless face and no expression, Chu Liuxiang really suspected that she had heard it wrong.

Hua sauerkraut froze for a moment before realizing it, and howled out in grief, "Aw!!!"

I never expected that you are so ruthless in holding grudges!No, just beat you!indivual!wide!tell!!

Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly and comforted the grief-stricken Hua Suancai, "Didn't the girl say that the wheelchair was blocked by ruthless headhunters for other purposes, and it's useless to stay by your side, so why be so persistent."

Hua Suancai suddenly turned around, gritted his teeth and said, "What do you know, the so-called out-of-print means that you don't have to keep it in the warehouse, and you feel that your soul is sublimated when you look at it every day! No, I can't just sit and wait! I want to run away with a wheelchair!"

Long Xiaoyun gave her a blank look.

Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose, is this how the word "sit and wait" is used?

"By the way, where is Wuhua?" Chu Liuxiang said, "I have something that I want to ask him."

He has already been to Tianfeng Temple and learned about Wuhua's life experience from Master Tianfeng.Wuhua's father is a Dongying man named Tianfeng Shishilang. He actually came to China to find his wife, but there was no news. A subordinate of the beggar gang chief Ci.

After that, Master Tianfeng adopted Wuhua. Logically speaking, he should not have known about this, but Chu Liuxiang thought that Wuhua attacked him under the pseudonym Tianfeng Shishilang that night, and also learned Dongying Kung Fu. He must have known his life experience .

This can also explain why he has something to do with Shi Tianwang. Most of Shi Tianwang's bandits on the island are from Dongying, and there are even rumors that he is also from Dongying.

She just didn't know when they got in touch and what conspiracy they had, so Chu Liuxiang planned to ask in person.

When Hua Suancai heard Wuhua, she was about to enter the room to pack her luggage and run away, "That's right, I almost forgot to lift him out of the latrine."

Chu Liuxiang "...the latrine?"

The toilets in the village are all big jars, which are placed in designated pits and stored, and will be salvaged from the huts for daily fertilization.

When Chu Liuxiang saw Wuhua from the hut at the back of the yard, Wuhua sat in a daze in the pit with no expression on her face, calm and scary.

Hua Suancai poked her nose out from behind him, saw Wu Hua opened her eyes, and said in surprise, "Oh, didn't you fake death for six hours? You haven't passed any buffs yet, so why did you open your eyes?"

Wuhua took a deep look at the sauerkraut, took a deep breath, and seemed to want to suppress his anger, but he forgot that he was in the latrine, and his face was distorted for a while.

Chu Liuxiang couldn't smell it, but she subconsciously held her breath in such a filthy place, and said in a complicated way, "Dirty place, why did the girl put people here?"

Hua Suancai pinched her nose, and said to Chu Liuxiang, "He pretended to be dead yesterday, and he died as if he was real."

Chu Liuxiang was a little confused and asked, "Why pretend to be dead?"

Hua sauerkraut briefly talked about the sudden death of Wuhua yesterday, and finally concluded, "A dead person soaked in a vat, and being seen by others affected my sales of sauerkraut. I even brought someone to move the vat to him. "

Chu Liuxiang said euphemistically, "Cough...then there is no need to put it in the latrine."

Flower sauerkraut "Suggested by Xiaoyun, he said that this latrine is the stinkiest place on this street, almost no one comes here, and there is still a vacancy in the latrine, so no one will find the jar even if it is placed here!"

Chu Liuxiang looked at Long Xiaoyun, Long Xiaoyun curled his lips and revealed an innocent and evil smile, he was still wearing a white dress at the moment, inexplicably a bit gorgeous and playful like sauerkraut.

"..."

Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose, and cast an infinitely sympathetic look at Wu Hua, who looked at him silently.

Wuhua probably finally got over it, looked at the flower sauerkraut, and slowly said a word, "The girl's temperament is different from ordinary people, she is really extraordinary, a rare beauty in the world." He also seemed to be able to bend and stretch, his tone very peaceful.

Flower Sauerkraut: "You're welcome, just wake up, otherwise you'll have to stay here all night, and if any villager comes to shit for a night, he just chooses you... eh!"

Chu Liuxiang covered the remaining words of the sauerkraut, and sighed, "...Beside the toilet, the girl should be careful."

But the words of the sauerkraut were still very successful in distorting Wuhua's complexion for a long time.

After a long time, his face calmed down, but there was a hint of gnashing of teeth in his words.

"My medicine is just to keep people in a state of suspended animation. People can move freely. If the girl's vat hadn't controlled me, I might have escaped long ago." "I'm really curious, how did the girl do it? I have tried countless methods to break through this tank."

Hua Suancai sighed deeply and said, "The ingot in the shopping mall specializes in confinement skills, it's strange if you can run."

The one-time skill of painting the ground as a prison, also known as catching turtles in the urn, can make a person imprisoned for an hour. The skill effect can be superimposed, and it cannot be used on living creatures. It cannot be used in combat state, and cannot be used on oneself.

The mall skills that players can only buy are a bit tasteless, but cheap.

Grandma dug it out from the mall specially for sauerkraut. I bought a set of sauerkraut in stock. Grandma left and just used it for grandpa.

Wuhua didn't understand, of course he wasn't the only one who didn't understand, both Chu Liuxiang and Long Xiaoyun were confused, Wuhua just pretended that Huacaicai didn't want to tell him, and she wasn't persistent, so she looked at Chu Liuxiang again.

The conversation between the two is the point

Wuhua smiled, "Xiangshuai."

Chu Liuxiang sighed, "Why don't you call me Chu Liuxiang?"

Wuhua said indifferently, "Today is different from the past."

Chu Liuxiang: "I don't understand, what are you doing for, is it to avenge your father?"

Wuhua "It looks like he told you a lot."

Chu Liuxiang said, "At least I know what I should know."

Wu Hua smiled and said to Chu Liuxiang, "No, it's not enough, you don't know enough, it can be said that what you know is only some unimportant things."

Chu Liuxiang frowned slightly, seeing Wuhua's attitude.

He didn't want to say anything.

After talking with Chu Liuxiang, Wu Hua looked at Hua Suancai again, and said in a gentle tone, "I missed twice in the hands of the girl, I really don't want to be reconciled, if I have the chance, I will definitely kill the girl."

As soon as Wuhua finished speaking, a system message popped up.

The system message Wuhua has listed you as a vendetta target.

During this period of time, Ximen Chuuxue's vendetta became darker and darker, but as soon as Wuhua's vendetta was added to the list, it immediately rose to the top of the list, black red black red.

From this it can be seen that Wuhua is darker than Ximen Chuixue.

Hua Suancai took a look and said directly, "You can't beat me."

After all, low rank is the original sin. If it was Ximen Chuuxue, she would probably have to kneel on the ground and call Dad immediately.

Wuhua hooked her lips, and didn't care about her words, and continued on her own, "Tianyi Shenshui is a good thing. I heard that it is refined in water by the jellyfish Yin Ji. It is colorless and tasteless but extremely powerful. One drop can make people explode." body and die."

When he said this, Wu Hua was smiling, his smile was elegant and his eyes were downcast, if he hadn't already known what he had done, Chu Liuxiang would have felt a sudden sense of wonder, as if he was still that noble and virtuous monk .

"The richest Tianyishen water is like poison even in water, and only the jellyfish Yinji can dissolve it into the water with internal force." Wuhua smiled slightly, and said again, "You took away my bottle of Tianyishen. Water, but you probably don’t know, I actually have more than one bottle in my hand, and it’s the most concentrated bottle.”

Wuhua sighed, he didn't plan to use this bottle.

But——Wu Hua glanced at Hua sauerkraut coldly, her face pale.

Chu Liuxiang suddenly noticed something was wrong, and subconsciously said, "Quick back!"

It was already too late to speak, only a loud bang was heard, the whole hut was exploded, and the stench suddenly filled the air, making it hard for people to open their eyes.

Chu Liuxiang jumped out of the distance with the pickled cabbage, and she couldn't help being affected.

"F*ck, shit, shit——" Hua sauerkraut looked at the sky full of excrement and yellow, and repeatedly said, "What is this?? If you don't agree with each other, you will blow up shit?"

Hurting others eight hundred and self-injury one thousand!brother! !

You're right next to the cesspit, wouldn't you be the first to get shit when the tank came out? ! !