[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

There is no sun today, so the sky looks a little cold, but what is even colder is Long Xiaoyun's heart when he sees his face in the mirror.

He stared at the bronze mirror with a gloomy face, but his face was swollen into a pig's head, and he could no longer see the fierce look, only funny twitching.

Long Xiaoyun threw the bronze mirror to the ground, and said angrily, "Spicy Lu Leng!"

He was stunned for a moment when the sobbing words came out, and then he flew into a rage again, smashing the ornaments on the ground with all his might, and the precious porcelain vase shattered all over the floor.

Lin Shiyin and Lin Xian'er were outside the door, listening to the brutal sound, they were very worried.

Lin Shiyin still didn't know what happened last night, so she frowned and said, "What's wrong with Xiaoyun, he didn't want to see anyone when he got up early in the morning, and still lost his temper in the room?"

Lin Xian'er's eyes flashed, and she gently comforted, "Boys always want to save face. If they do something wrong and are condemned by their parents, it's normal to feel unhappy for a while. Sister, don't worry. Wait until he's in a good mood later." Now, I will go to persuade and persuade."

Lin Shiyin sighed, "Then I will trouble you."

Lin Xian'er chuckled and said, "Sister, why bother to be polite to me, I also treat Xiaoyun as my own child, why don't sister go back first, wait for me to have a good chat with him, and then let him confess to my sister."

Under Lin Xian'er's comfort, Lin Shiyin left with a heavy heart for the time being, and came back after sending her away. The movement in the room had already calmed down. Lin Xian'er slightly pursed her lips, opened the door and walked in slowly.

As soon as he entered the door, he heard Long Xiaoyun shout angrily, "Who let you in!"

Lin Xian'er said softly, "Xiaoyun."

Seeing Lin Xian'er, Long Xiaoyun's eyes were cold, he turned his head away with a cold snort, and stopped yelling.

Lin Xian'er walked over, touched Long Xiaoyun's face with some distress, heard him cry out in pain, her eyes were red, and she sighed, "That woman is not easy to mess with, why did you meet her. "

Long Xiaoyun gritted his teeth, barely cleared his accent, and said bitterly, "I will definitely make her look good!" It is definitely not Long Xiaoyun's character not to avenge her!

Lin Xianer's eyes disagreed, and she persuaded gently and deeply, "She has a strong background. It is said that she is the daughter of Ximen. You should not provoke her again. I just feel sorry for your child, who suffered this crime for no reason."

Long Xiaoyun said coldly, "Ximen Chuuxue's daughter? Ximen Chuuxue is only in her thirties, what about her? She looks like she is in her 20s. How can an old woman be called Ximen Chuuxue's daughter by herself? Even if she is Ximen Chuuxue My daughter, if I kill her here, Ximen Chuuxue can still fly out to collect her body."

If one just looked at his age and appearance, no one would believe that Long Xiaoyun, who looked like a child, could say such cold-blooded and vicious words.

Lin Xian'er sighed, and said, "You child, why don't you listen to persuasion, I have heard from Lu Xiaofeng who came with her before, maybe Ximen Chuuxue will come soon."

Although Lu Xiaofeng's expression was a little weird when he spoke, it was probably believable. Ximen Chuixue Lin Xian'er had seen him before.

It's just that if she doesn't provoke, there will always be others.

Lin Xian'er looked at Long Xiaoyun with a smile, and said softly, "Speaking of which, this girl still came to the village for medical treatment, and now I hear that she has to drink the bitter medicine boiled by Mei Er every day, she is already very pitiful."

A dark light flashed in Long Xiaoyun's eyes, "Drinking medicine?"

Lin Xian'er "Look at me, what are you talking about, don't let your mother worry anymore, there have been a lot of things in the house recently, and her old illness has relapsed, so nothing serious can happen."

These are commonplace things, Long Xiaoyun said impatiently, "Understood, I won't make any big troubles."

He thought casually and viciously—if people don't die, there won't be any big troubles.

The fragrance of tea curls up, and the hot air wraps the fragrance quietly.

Chu Liuxiang sat in front of the tea table, slowly poured out a cup of hot tea, looked up at the restless woman who had been walking around, and sighed.

"Although Long Xiaoyun looked serious, but he woke up, and the owner of Longzhuang didn't make things difficult for you. He even sent someone to deliver a gift just now. Why do you look like you've been burned?"

While talking, Chu Liuxiang picked up a cup of hot tea and brought it to her lips to cool it gently. Her white and slender fingertips were like emerald jade, graceful and tough.It's a pity that the green tea in his hand was grabbed by another hand before he tasted it.

Hua sauerkraut snatched the teacup and drank it down, then sat down in front of Chu Liuxiang, said with a serious face, "Because I forgot a very important thing before, but Long Xiaoyun reminded me yesterday."

What was wrong was that she forgot about it when she came back from beating Long Xiaoyun last night, and just remembered it.

She is a fool! ! !

Chu Liuxiang picked up the teapot with a bit of a smile, poured another cup of tea for her, and brought it to her.

"You mean, Ximen Chuuxue?"

Hua Suancaiyou collapsed on the table, with a dead expression on his face, "I suspect that he is on the way of the fast horse now, just waiting to beat me up."

Maybe more than one meal, huh qaq.

Chu Liuxiang laughed and said, "Then why don't you run away?"

Hua sauerkraut said with a gloomy face, "Because I thought of a way."

After all, he can't be beaten, and he can't run away. Jianghu is such a big place, and now he has to be hunted down if he runs away. Why don't you find a way to get rid of it once and for all!

Chu Liuxiang had a curious expression on her face, "What method?"

Hua Suancai sat up straight, and carefully analyzed her thoughts for Chu Liuxiang, "We already know that Lu Xiaofeng is Ximen Chuuxue's friend, which means that Lu Xiaofeng is Ximen Chuuxue's brother. If we assume that I am Lu Xiaofeng's wife, then I am also Ximen Chuuxue's. Brothers and sisters, the last rounding up, brothers and sisters are about the same as daughters!"

Chu Liuxiang was shocked by the mudslide-like thinking of sauerkraut, and spouted out "poof...cough cough cough."

Hua Suancai continued with a serious face, "When Ximen Chuuxue comes, I will say that I am pregnant. I don't believe that he can still beat me to death."

Even if Ximen Chuuxue doesn't give up, the pregnancy time in October is enough for her to reach the full level!

The beautiful summary of flower sauerkraut "I'm fucking smart!"

Chu Liuxiang looked at Hua sauerkraut speechlessly, and said, "...Miss, this way of solving problems is a bit unique."

Hua Suancai took this as a compliment without any guilt, but soon she showed a pensive expression, "But there is still a loophole in this plan."

Chu Liuxiang "... what loophole?"

Hua Suancai gave Chu Liuxiang a serious look, "How can I conceive Lu Xiaofeng's child?"

Chu Liuxiang "...you can but it's not necessary."

Hua sauerkraut enthusiastically planned, "Of course it's not necessary. We can make a fake one. Anyway, Ximen Fuxue doesn't know. How many months do you think is suitable? Three months is too small, and five months is too big." It's..."

Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose with a wry smile, thinking that she should not tell her for the time being, Ximen Chuuxue also has a little bit of proficiency in pornography, but at present, if she doesn't say anything, she probably has already prepared the name of the child.

"...Actually, you don't have to be like this, girl, Ximen Chuuxue won't come looking for you, at least not so soon."

Hua Suancai glanced at Chu Liuxiang in surprise, "How do you know?"

Chu Liuxiang sighed softly, and said with a smile, "Miss, did you forget that you broke his sword? How could a swordsman not bring a sword when he was going to fight?"

Hua Suancai pulled out the plain white sword from memory, showing a guilty expression, "Could it be that he is so poor that he can't even change his weapon?"

Chu Liuxiang laughed, "How is it possible? Wanmei Villa's industries are all over the capital. Although it cannot be said to be incomparably rich, it is also rich in family property. It's just that the sword is easy to change, but it is difficult to find a suitable sword, especially Ximen Chuuxue is a peerless sword. A swordsman, he also has very high requirements for his own sword."

Thinking of Ximen Chuuxue's broken black scabbard sword, Chu Liuxiang guessed that if Ximen Chuuxue only looked for a suitable sword for himself before, now he would probably still ask for quality...

"So, girl, you can rest assured that as a swordsman, Ximen Chuuxue will never come to you to fight without a suitable weapon. He will definitely find a matching weapon, and then come to fight you in an upright manner. This is right. The greatest respect from your opponent." Chu Liuxiang said with a smile.

These words were translated in Hua Suancai's ears, which basically meant that Ximen Fuxue would find the same god-level weapon to fight with you again.

Doesn't this mean that there will be no chance to crush with weapons in the future!

Hua Suancai looked sad, "He might as well just find a sword and insult me."

Chu Liuxiang "cough..."

But at least Ximen Chuuxue won't come to her now, Hua Suancai thought about it, it was barely a good thing, and sighed, "Forget it, forget it, at least you don't have to worry about losing your hair during this period of time."

Chu Liuxiang raised her eyebrows, then smiled suddenly, "Maybe I still have to worry."

Flower Sauerkraut "Huh?"

Chu Liuxiang listened attentively, "Mr. Mei Er's medicine boy has just delivered the medicine, and it's already at the door."

If Ximen Chuuxue was the number one worry that plagued sauerkraut before, then the concoction that Mei Er sent every day was the second biggest worry.

In Lu Xiaofeng's words, when he smelled this medicine, he began to wonder if he was a bitter melon in his previous life, because his medicine was really fucking bitter!

Hua Suancai whimpered, took Chu Liuxiang's hand and put it on her neck, as if please let me die on the spot, "Please strangle me to death."

Chu Liuxiang couldn't help laughing, pinched her neck teasingly, and said with a smile, "Yes, but it's not necessary."

Mei Er has been coming and going in a hurry recently, saying that she wanted to study the medicinal properties of new herbal medicines, so she just sent someone to bring the medicines. With the blessing of Chu Liuxiang's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, Hua Suancai reluctantly delivered the medicines Drink up the juice.Then, on the grounds of relieving suffering, he dragged Chu Liuxiang to open a jar of fine wine that Long Xiaoyun had sent.

Long Xiaoyun sent a lot of things one after another. Apart from some fabrics, jewelry, pearls and emerald shirts, there were also a lot of fine wine and herbs. If the clothes and jewelry were for flowers and sauerkraut, then the herbs and wine were naturally for Mei Er Yes, Mei Er was very satisfied with these wines, and moved them back one jar after another, and now there are only these two jars left, saying that they will move them tomorrow.

Hua Suancai hugged two wine jars and said grimly, "The best way to get revenge on an alcoholic is to drink up all his wine!"

Chu Liuxiang chuckled lightly, but did not refute. After all, he is also a wine lover... Cough cough.

Lifting the lid of the wine, the aroma of the wine spilled out. Curiously dipped some sauerkraut on the fingers and licked it, his eyes lit up, "It's delicious!"

Chu Liuxiang also smiled, tasted it, and said with a surprised expression, "The owner of Longzhuang is very generous. This is the autumn dew of the previous dynasty. It is brewed with autumn dew. It is clear and rich, with great stamina. The most important thing is One of the materials has been extinct, so it can be said that it is a rare pot, no wonder Mr. Mei Er regards it as a treasure."

The sauerkraut was poured out of a large bowl unceremoniously, and I was intoxicated by the aroma of the wine. "I bet, this wine is definitely not his, it's probably Li Xunhuan's!"

There are traces of soil on the wine jar, it must be something dug out of the soil, Li Xunhuan loves wine, and he left everything in Xingyun Village to Long Xiaoyun, the wine owner hardly thinks about it.It's a pity that at the moment the owner of the wine is trapped in the manor as a prisoner, but they, guests who came here by accident, are enjoying the wine leisurely.

Chu Liuxiang couldn't help sighing, the world is really impermanent.

Flower sauerkraut "Everything in the world is impermanent because of personal fate. He will fall to where he is today, and it has something to do with his own choice. To put it bluntly, his brain is flooded! I am in love with my cousin, everyone is happy Is it not good to be together? Why do you want to let someone else, does my cousin agree?? Look at Long Xiaoyun, the standard relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious, and a little poisonous seedling with a crooked temper! Sigh, but what is the use of us talking about these, angry If you don’t argue, you don’t get angry. No matter how much you talk, you’ll be angry. We’re not in it. No matter how much you talk, you’re wasting your tongue for others. If you want to be a happy person, you have to learn to meddle less~”

Chu Liuxiang sighed, "Miss is right... Well, miss, are you drunk?"

I have already filled several bowls of sauerkraut. I didn’t feel anything at first, but now it’s starting to rise. I held the wine bowl with straight eyes, and when I heard the words, I still said stiffly, “Hi~ Just kidding! I’ve worked as a salesman before. I fought on the wine table! How could I get drunk so quickly!"

Chu Liuxiang sat across from her with a bit of a smile, and explained with a chuckle, "It is said that this Qiulubai is given to the generals who have returned from victory in the palace. People can't hear it yet.

After Chu Liuxiang finished speaking, the sauerkraut had almost reached the peak of alcohol, and she suddenly stood up and began to applaud, her eyes were straightened, but her mouth was as sharp as if she had never drunk "Okay! Boss Chu said it so well! Come on, come on, I Another toast!"

Chu Liuxiang took the bowl dumbfounded, "Girl, you are really drunk."

Hua Suancai turned a deaf ear, sat down beside Chu Liuxiang after applauding, and whispered in his ear, "Then do you know why I'm drunk?"

Chu Liuxiang "...why?"

Hua Suancai bared her teeth and smiled, "Because the moonlight is so beautiful tonight."

Chu Liuxiang glanced at the rising sun outside the window, and said hesitantly, "...so?"

The sauerkraut gave him a disgusted look, and said of course, "So it's suitable for stabbing!"

"..." Cixi?

"Quack quack quack!" After saying that, Hua pickled cabbage collapsed into Chu Liuxiang's arms with an overjoyed smile.

Chu Liuxiang stretched out his arms to hug him, and said helplessly, "This wine really has great stamina, it's so intoxicating, it's true." After finishing speaking, she picked up another bowl, drank the wine in it, and sighed with a smile, "However, You can drink such good wine, why should you be too cautious."

Good wine is natural, drink in time.

The sunset is on the west mountain, and the aroma of wine fills the room.

The sauerkraut was woken up by urination, and when I woke up, I realized that I had a headache, jio pain, and stomach pain.She patted her head in pain, and opened her heavy eyelids with difficulty. She was lying on the couch, and Chu Liuxiang was sleeping soundly on the couch next to her, holding a wine jar in her arms, and she was drinking a lot.

It seems that he drank quite happily, why does her whole body hurt?

"It can't be an alcohol allergy." Hua pickled cabbage muttered, turned over with difficulty, and was about to get up to have a look.

Then, she realized that she seemed unable to get up.

Because of her usual lively girlish figure, there has been a slight change.

Her belly was big, big, like she was about to give birth.

Sauerkraut "...what the hell?"

It is said in the kindergarten that sleeping in the same bed with a little boy will lead to pregnancy, isn't it a rumor?