farmer and snake

The farmer put on his coat in a daze, brought some dry food, and went out again. This time he was careful that his head was not caught by the door again. Looking at the scab wound on his hand, the farmer still had lingering fears about yesterday's snake.

When he entered the city gate to check, the farmer felt something moving in his arms, could it be the snake from yesterday! ?The farmer panicked and wanted to dig out the snake, but he was afraid of being bitten again. He felt uncomfortable thinking that the snake was still on him.So the farmer simply found a haystack, hid behind and took off his clothes, trying to shake the snake out.As soon as he took off his coat, the cold wind came in, and the green snake shrank, trying to crawl under it. The farmer panicked when he saw it, and hurriedly grabbed the green snake with his hands and threw it on the haystack.Leaving the farmer's warm body temperature, the green snake was very displeased, turned around and burrowed into the farmer's trousers again.The farmer who had just put on his coat panicked again, shook his legs and threw the green snake out again, and then ran away.

"..." Green Snake was unhappy, after all, it was freezing outside.

"Officer, do you just have the heart to abandon the servant's house, woo woo woo," Green Snake sobbed imitating a woman's tone.

The farmer was stunned, but when he turned around, he saw a face that looked like a human but not a human, like a snake but not a snake, and the bright red letter happened to touch his face.

"Monster!" The farmer staggered and fell to the ground in fright.

Green Snake put away his frightening face, walked towards the fallen farmer a few steps, he stretched out his hand and said, "Get up."

The farmer looked at that hand, with gray-black nails, pale skin with thin green scales, and the index finger and ring finger glued together.The farmer didn't dare to look up at the monster's face, but thought to himself, what the hell happened yesterday.

Seeing that the farmer was still in a daze, the green snake bent down to help him up.

"Ah! The monsters don't come here!"

"Idiot, what about my past?"

The farmer was startled and frightened, but he had no choice but to let the monster help him up.This lifting was not over yet, the snake demon inserted his cold hands into the farmer's neckline again, and his whole body, oh no, the whole snake stuck to the farmer's body.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's so warm", Green Snake felt very comfortable with the hand warmer.

Now the farmer was too frightened to move. He was already praying that he would be reborn into a good family in his next life.

"Hold me", the green snake licked the farmer's ear with the snake letter, and the farmer was completely stunned.

"Do you want to be bitten again by me?" The farmer was so frightened by the whisper in his ear that he had to wrap his hands around the green snake.

"Hold tight~" the farmer hugged the body of the green snake while considering whether this situation can be reported to the government, and will the government accept the monster?

When the farmer was shopping for new year's goods at the market, the snake demon was still clinging to him.

"You... Daxian... Please let the little one go..." The farmer was frightened all the way, and even wanted to cry.

The snake demon smiled and hugged the farmer, "Why, don't you like me?"

"...No... Great Immortal...I...I" the farmer stuttered, not knowing how to answer, for fear of offending the snake demon and dying.

"Then what do you like? Look at that girl over there. I'll go and eat her. If you put on the skin, you can change into her." Green Snake said while pointing at the little girl at the entrance of the grain store opposite. , as if cannibalism is just commonplace, well, it may really be commonplace for monsters.

The farmer wanted to cry even more now.

"Daxian..."

"My name is Xiaoqing. Come on, call me to listen." Green Snake only thinks that the farmer's flirting is really fun, and the appearance of crying is also very fun. Anyway, it's winter, and he's free when he's free.

"...Xiao...Xiaoqing..." The farmer really wanted to cry.

"Good boy~ hahahahaha" the green snake happily kissed the farmer's face.

The farmer glanced at the snake demon in a hurry. The face buried under the broken hood was still seven parts like a human and three parts like a snake, with sporadic scales, the corners of the eyes were tilted up, and the bloody grin almost reached the ears; The farmer cast another glance at the passers-by, who all looked at them strangely.

ah! ! !I have no weird quirks! ! !I was forced! ! !Hey, don't leave the patrolling officer ahead, catch the monster! ! !Due to the snake demon hanging on his body, the farmer could only shout in his heart.

"Boss, are these Spring Festival couplets cheaper?" Even if you have a snake demon on your body, you still have to buy this New Year's goods, or you will be scolded if you don't go back.

The calligraphy and painting boss looked at the farmer, and then added a lot of weird people with black cloaks stuck to him, and looked at them with strange eyes.

"Boss... I... I'm not... This is... I picked it up." The farmer still wanted to cry, and the snake demon hanging on him was still smiling.

"Honey, why don't you go back and I'll write you a couplet?" Green Snake rubbed the farmer's face while talking, and the calligraphy and painting boss looked at them even more strangely.

The farmer simply stopped bargaining with the calligraphy and painting owner, put down the money, took the things, and ran away for his life.

After shopping, it was getting late, and the farmer was about to go home, but there was still a snake demon hanging on his body, and he didn't know what to do.

"Yo, I'm going back now~" the snake demon asked him with a still smile on his face, and the farmer's scalp tingled when he heard that, "Let's go back after eating something."

"It's going to be late...it's...it's dark and...you won't be able to walk the mountain road", the farmer said while seriously thinking about how to get rid of the snake demon on the way back.

"I'm very hungry, but I want food, people, and food." The farmer looked back at the snake monster with a look of fear. Nobuko licked the farmer's lips, "You can eat it if you want."

"Daxian, let's go and eat, eat and eat," the farmer immediately changed his words.

"What did you call me? Huh?" The snake demon narrowed her narrow eyes and looked at the farmer with a half-smile.

"Big... small... Xiao Qing"

"Good~" The green snake kissed the farmer as soon as he was happy, and now the farmer really cried, and his tears were about to freeze into icicles in the cold wind.

"Here are the hot wonton dumplings~ Please take it easy, two guests." The second brother put down the hot food and did not forget to sneak a strange look at the two men who were tired of being together.

"Big... Xiaoqing... eat it while it's hot," the farmer said while trying to tear off the black and green dog skin plaster from his body.

"Hands are cold, I don't want to take them out, why don't you feed me~"

So the farmer had to cry while feeding the snake demon wontons, the black and green dog skin plaster still sticking to his body.

"It's a bit hot, blow it~"

"...Okay...okay" the farmer continued to turn away his face and cry while feeding, he really didn't have the courage to face the strange face of the snake demon who was neither human nor snake.

By the time the two of them had eaten and drank enough, the sky had already turned yellow.

"Oh, it's so late, it seems we can't go back, let's stay one night and then go back~"

"... Xiaoqing... I... I don't have the money to stay in the hotel"

"It's okay, I'll pay, let's find a shop~"

The thought of spending the night with this cold-blooded animal made the farmer feel cold.