farmer and snake

The author has something to say: Very good, great, I forgot the mobile hard disk in stock at home, and I will update it on Friday night.The past two days have been particularly sad. I broke the water glass in the morning, and the broken water glass wet the bag. It was still hot when it was running, and I was shocked.The toilet paper roll in the bag is also wet, what, you think I am drying a white wide belt, you must know that there is an operation called drying wet toilet paper!

I was so sad that I found the archive on my phone, and opened the update

The Xiaohan solar term has just passed, the north wind is raging, the world is dry, and when you look up, you can see a vast expanse, and there is only the whistling wind in the surroundings.

"The firewood for the dead is about to burn out, go out and chop firewood quickly! My old lady is freezing to death!" Someone broke the tranquility of this cold winter.

"Got it, got it." After all, our poor farmer is going to go out to cut firewood in this cold winter month.Before leaving, he was pushed and shoved by the wife and his head was pinched by the door, which made him feel a little dizzy today.

The poor farmer is in his thirties this year, his family is poor, and he has never been able to marry a wife.After finally saving some money, he made an appointment with the matchmaker, but unexpectedly, he got back a shrew-like woman.Alas, who is to blame, blame yourself for not having money.All the silly sons of the landlords in the village took the charming concubine of the fourth room.

The snow accumulated in the past few days has been compacted, the road is slippery, and the farmers are walking very slowly.The branches that are easy to pick up in autumn are no longer under the snow, and the small trees that are easy to cut are hard to find.Looking around for suitable young trees, the farmer walked deeper into the woods.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!" The farmer wielding the ax was seriously thinking about when a son would have a helper to chop down a tree.Alas, that shrew in the house, watching her at night is really hard to get hard. There is a son who doesn't know the year of the monkey.So the farmer began to think about the issue of divorce.

The sky was getting dark, and the farmer had already chopped a basket of firewood. It was time to go back. The wind was blowing in the woods this winter. It was not a place for people to stay, and it was even colder at night.

As he walked, the farmer began to think that his mother-in-law would scold him again when she went back.Alas, I shouldn't be greedy for that little dowry at that time.I was thinking about something wildly, I must have broken my head by the door today.

That's right, the farmer got his head pinched by the door today.When he was resting on the side of the road, he took a frozen little snake into his arms.

"Hey, little snake, little snake, why are you suffering the same cold as me in this world of ice and snow, I'll keep you warm."

So the farmer, whose head was pinched by the door, went home with a snake in his mouth and firewood on his back.

As he was walking, when he was about to get home, the farmer felt something moving in his chest. It turned out that the snake started to recover after it warmed up.

"Little snake, we'll be home soon. We'll burn the charcoal basin when we get home." The farmer gently took out the green snake and touched it.The little snake twisted in the farmer's hand, as if dissatisfied with being held by the farmer, it let out its fangs and opened its mouth to bite.

"Ah!" The farmer was in pain.

"Hey, dead man, you're back, and I'm just waiting for your firewood to cook! Hey, what happened to you!" The woman in the room poked her head out from the crack of the door when she heard the movement at the door.

The farmer had his head pinched by the door and bitten by a snake one after another. After another day of hard work, the farmer finally collapsed in a daze.

After the farmer fell, the little turquoise snake slipped out.However, in a world of ice and snow, the little snake didn't know where to go, so he had to swim into the farmer's arms before the woman dragged him into the house.

It was night, and the farmer's daughter-in-law was crying loudly. The farmer was about to die from the poison of the snake.A flash of his own life flashed before the farmer's eyes. He regretted so much why he was not reincarnated in a wealthy family. He didn't do anything bad in this life. He even saved a little snake just now. I beg the old world to give him a better life.Oh yes, why should I save a snake... The farmer is about to go through the last moments of his life in regret.

In the middle of the night, the woman was tired from crying, and she went to find a place to sleep, thinking about which richer family she would marry again in her dreams.

"It's so noisy, it's finally quiet." The little green snake turned into a man, and its amber vertical pupils shone in the moonlight.

"Dead? Haha, this will really turn into a dead person." The snake demon stretched out his finger and poked the farmer's head. The farmer's wheat-colored face is still a bit handsome." Well, watching you save my life For the sake of it, I’ll help you detoxify.” The man transformed into a green snake pulled out the farmer’s hand, licked the farmer’s wound, pulled off his own scales, got up and ground them, mixed them with water and prepared to feed them to the farmer.But the poisoned farmer's jaw was confinement, and the potion couldn't go in.

"Oh, do I have to do it myself?" The green snake reluctantly drank the potion, then used the snake letter to pry open the farmer's confinement lips, and fed the medicine into it mouth to mouth.

"Well, it seems to taste pretty good", so the green snake kissed the farmer again.The farmer works all year round, has a strong and well-proportioned body, a wheat complexion, and a fairly handsome face. In a word, he is poor and has been rejected for marriage all the year round.The green snake just didn't like women, anyway, it didn't cost money to take advantage of the farmer, so he simply kissed two more times, and after the kiss, the green snake lifted the farmer's quilt, got in and hugged the farmer to sleep.The farmer's body was warm, which happened to be an artificial heater.

The next morning, the farmer's wife got up to see if the farmer was dead.When the green snake heard the noise, it turned into a snake and got into the farmer's clothes to hide.This inspection startled the farmer's wife. The farmer was breathing evenly, as if he had just fallen asleep, and there was no sign of poisoning.

"Hey, dead ghost" the farmer's wife patted the farmer's face to wake him up.

"???" The farmer who woke up looked at a loss, who am I?where am I?What have I done?Is this the underworld?Why is the mother-in-law there?

"Get up when you have nothing to do, and go to the town to buy some New Year's goods. Here, the money should be enough." Seeing that the farmer recovered, the woman didn't think much, and sent the farmer to work.The poor farmer was called to work again after recovering from a serious illness.

Alas, I shouldn't have been greedy for that little dowry back then! ! !